-*- John Biles & Rod M. Present A Neon Genesis Evangelion Elseworlds Children of an Elder God Part 14 Saving The Dead part 2 of 3 The Road to Aldebaran -*- In the world of dreams, Asuka and Touji stood on a grassy field, the scene of their earlier combat. Now, however, combat was the last thing on their minds. A whisper from a dead boy's lips had caught their ears, from a place unknown, unseen. "Help meeeee...." Touji whipped his head around, searching desperately for the source of that voice, the voice of his best friend, Kensuke Aida. "Ken! Where are ya?! Ken!" "Kensuke!" shouted Asuka. His voice whispered in the wind once more, though this time it was barely audible, fading to nothing as the last letter was spoken. "The kingdom... of Joy." The duo shouted desperately for their old friend to say more, but received no further response. Desperate to see his friend once more, Touji continued to yell. "Ken! Dammit, say something! Ken!" With still no response, he was about to run off into the horizon when Asuka got a firm grip of his shoulder. "Hey, leggo'a me, dammit!" "Don't waste your time," she said solemnly. "You fuckin' coldhearted bitch! He's my friend!" "Do you know where the hell you're running off to?! Huh?!" she shot back angrily. "I... er..." Touji deflated, looking defeated. "I gotta do something..." "I should've realized this could have been possible," muttered Asuka, deep in thought. "Kensuke's dream-self is still alive." "Dream-self? wha?" "His body may be taken by the King in Yellow, but his soul isn't gone yet. Somewhere in the Dreamlands his soul is alive." She frowned as she took a seat on a nearby boulder. "But in the Kingdom of Joy?" "You know where that is?" asked Touji. "Dummkopf, remember where the play was set in?" Touji blinked, thought about it, then widened his eyes as realization settled in. "That... that place is for real?" "I guess it is," said Asuka. She reached behind the boulder and surprised Touji by pulling out bright red metal armor, something out of the middle ages. She surprised him again when, as she whistled, a horse rode in out of nowhere in response to her summons. "What the heck?" asked Touji, watching Asuka go from modern battle gear to sword-and-sorcery gear, complete with sword. "What're you doin'?" "Putting on my uniform," replied Asuka, all business in her tone. "I'm the Red Knight of Celephais." "Red Knight of.... okaaay... and where d'ya think you're goin?" "To find Kensuke," she replied, saddling up on her horse. "Someone in Celephais might know how to get to the Kingdom of Joy." "Not without me you ain't." "Quit playing around, idiot," said Asuka. "You'll just get in my way." "He's my best friend," said Touji again. "I let'em down once, I ain't doing it again." Asuka was ready to flatten him with a solid hit of her sheathed sword, but the solemness in his grim features gave her pause. "I... fine, get on. But get grabby and I'll shove this sword up your ass." Touji blinked. "Aw, shit, we gotta share the horse?" This was going to be a long ride. -*- The ride to Celephais should have taken months. Perhaps it did, but to Touji, it seemed like only minutes at the time. Looking back on it, he could remember many days of travel, but not anything that happened during those days. He wasn't one to complain at missing out on experiencing months of travel with Asuka, though. Finally, one day they crested a hill, and Touji got his first glimpse of Celephais, ringed by shiningly clean marble walls, and split by the river Naraxa, which formed a blue ribbon across the green landscape. There were seven gates, each topped with a huge bronze statue of a knight; to his surprise, Touji recognized one of them as a statue of Asuka in the same armor she was now wearing. Many more knightly statues in bronze topped the walls periodically, honoring past defenders of the City of Delights. Onion-domed minarets topped with shining metals caught the sun's rays atop the walls. In the heart of the city, he could see the huge Palace of Seventy Delights, carved from rose-crystal. A beach stretched north and south of the city, and at the broad mouth of the Naraxa was the great stone bridge lined with buildings which had linked the two halves of the city's vast harbor for millennia. Hundreds, maybe thousands of ships crowded the harbor, and even from this distance, he could see thousands of men bustling about the ships, loading and unloading them. Across the ocean, ships approached and departed, single and double-rigged, schooners, caravels, longboats, outriggers, cogs and even a single clipper ship that seemed quite lost. The streets of the city bustled with life as well, thousands of men and women in many forms of dress, with skin ranging from pitch black to albino, and hair crossing the same range, and many others rarely found in the waking world. The buildings were eclectic in style, although many of them either evoked Russia or the Middle East to Touji's sight, with onion domes and minarets and geometric art. And then his vision swirled, and the city was far away as it should have been, instead of thrusting itself close enough to see it far more easily than should have been possible from his vantage point. He shook his head and rubbed his eyes. "I thought medieval cities were small." Asuka laughed. "Celephais was old when Caesar died, old when Alexander conquered, old when Pharaohs sent their armies to conquer all their neighbors. The temple of Nath-Horthath has lasted over ten thousand years. It's not even the oldest building. C'mon, if we hurry, we can get lunch and still have most of the day to go poking around the Great Library for clues." She started down the hill. A realization struck Touji. "I don't have any money." Asuka grinned. "Stick with me and that won't be a problem. Get lost, and you'll end up in the gutter." -*- "The Kingdom of Joy?" the old librarian asked. He stared off at the walls and scratched his balding pate with his silver arm. The arm was quite cunningly wrought, an exact rendition of a human one, right down to hair. The fingers were just like real ones; Touji would have thought the man's arm was simply painted silver if it wasn't clearly strapped on at the shoulder. The leather strap was strangely crude in comparison to the skillful workmanship of the arm. The Great Library of the Dreamlands stretched out all around them from the pentagonal atrium, made of the apparently ubiquitous white marble that formed one of the major components of Celephaisan architecture. One wall contained the exit to the outside while each of the other walls gave access to huge hallways each divided into four smaller ones by ceiling to floor book shelves. The shelves were made of brightly painted or naturally colored wood, stacked with books and scrolls and slabs of carven stone. The atrium contained dozens of tables for reading, and humbly clad librarians wearing brown and red robes flitted about among the patrons, bringing requested books. One of them was the man with whom Asuka and Touji were conversing. Asuka said, "Yes, the Kingdom of Joy. We need to find it, or at least where it used to be." "Hmm. Well, I'll go get you Astinus' Atlas of the Unknown and Cymbelline's Historical Atlas. That should make a good start. While you look at those, perhaps I can dredge up a few more references. I'll be right back." He turned and ambled off towards the far right hallway. Touji and Asuka took a seat and waited. Asuka looked around at the patrons while Touji began to impatiently drum his fingers. "Geez, what kinda library makes you wait while someone else gets the books?" Touji complained. "Any library with no card catalog and a lot of priceless rare books," Asuka said. "There's millions of books and only the librarians know how to find them. Plus, most of them are in languages we can't read." "Oh man...I just remembered. You can't read in a dream, right? How the hell are we gonna read anything?" Asuka smiled at him like one would smile at a half- wit child. "This dream is different. It's not like a normal dream. You can't control it as much, and it has an existence independent of any single human. It's almost like astrally projecting to another world or something. You'll be able to read." She paused, then smirked at him. "You can read, right?" Bitch, he thought. If I didn't need you, I'd pick up this chair and beat ya down, he thought. But I'll never get Kensuke back without ya. Dammit. "Yes, I can read." A blue-skinned man in furs walked in from one of the hallways of books, came over to a table, and sat down. Touji blinked. "Geez, this world is fulla weirdos." "Don't let him hear you say that," Asuka said. "Ymir's children have been known to rip off people's arms for looking at them funny. And they think they're the children of one of the Great Ones, so they have a lot of pride." "The what? That some kinda snob club?" Asuka laughed loudly. "The Great Ones are the gods of the Dreamlands, like Nath-Horthath, the patron of Celephais, or Bast, the goddess of cats, or Ariel, god of truth, or Karakal, lord of fire. They live in a great palace in the city of Kadath in the Cold Waste, watching over their favored followers and meddling incessantly." "Like the Greek gods up on Olympus." "Exactly. Now, think about Hercules. The Children of Ymir are all like him, supposedly, half-god and half- mortal." Touji leaned back in his chair. "Now, that would be kinda cool, having some god for a parent. Although I suppose they'd probably do something pretty awful if you forgot to take out the garbage. Still, it'd be worth it for the bennies." "Well, it's made all of them rather arrogant and hard to deal with," Asuka said, glancing over to make sure the Child of Ymir hadn't heard her. Pot calls the kettle black, Touji thought. -*- It only felt like the librarian took forever to find the two atlases and bring them. He put them down, then headed back into the stacks while they went to work. Touji took Astinus' Atlas of the Unknown because history class was the most boring thing in the universe, so a historical atlas probably wasn't any better. He let Asuka have it and tried not to let it touch him for fear the monotony would infect him. Astinus had apparently snorted a few drugs before he made his atlas, so far as Touji could tell. Half the maps were written with weird chicken scratch writing and swirling colors. Three of the maps were completely blank except for a label. Most of the others had weird sounding names like "Middle Earth, Revelstone, the Keep on the Borderlands, Melnibone, Night City, and Pax Tharkas'. There was also a map of Oz, which he at least recognized the name of, a map of 'The Known World', although it certainly wasn't known to him, and a map of what looked suspiciously like his cousin Hayao's backyard. The maps started to blur together in his mind, an ocean of weird names, strange colors, and the odd musty smell of the pages. Faint yellow powder came off the stiff pages onto his finger tips several times. Finally, he found one that got his attention. It was labeled 'Hali and Environs'. A large lake dominated the center of the map, along with a fair sized city labeled 'Carcosa'. Across the lake was another city, labeled 'The Ruins of Joy'. Maybe this was it. The Kingdom of Joy had been destroyed after all. "I think I've got it." Asuka looked up from her book. "The location?" "Yeah." He showed her the map. "I bet this is it." He felt triumphant; I showed her who knows what they're doing, he thought. "So where's this lake? I've never heard of it," she said. He suppressed the feeling of deflation. "Maybe the librarian will know." The balding librarian dropped a pile of books twelve books high on the table, making it shake. "Know what?" Touji started, then said, "Ever heard of Hali?" "The lake of Hali?" "Yeah." The librarian paused, apparently unconsciously making a gesture that resembled tracing out a five pointed star at chest level. "A cursed name. He Who is Not to be Named dwells there, in the city of Carcosa." "Unfortunately, it looks like we need to go there." His eyes flared. "I pity you. You'll need a flying ship to get there." "Why?" "It's on a planet circling Aldebaran." "The one that blows up in Star Wars?" "That's Alderaan," Asuka said curtly. "Well, perhaps I can get the King to aid us by loaning us a boat." "You know the King that well?" the librarian asked. "I am the Red Knight of Celephais. He knows me well." "Ahh. I'm not from Celephais," he said. "It's hard to keep up with things changing, when you get to be my age." Asuka cocked her head. "Celephais never changes." "You weren't the Red Knight the last time I heard." She looked slightly embarrassed. "Well, nothing in Celephais changes, but the knights have to leave it to defend it, so...anyway...uh...Thanks for the help!" "Glad to be of service," he said, bowing. "The blessing of the Great Ones be on your quest." "And may they shine their light upon you," Asuka said, getting up and bowing back. "Uh, keep on trucking," Touji said, feeling the urge to contribute, but not knowing what to say. The man blinked then smiled. "I will try." He started picking the books back up, and they departed. -*- As they stood outside the King of Celephais' river- side manor, Touji said, "Can I ask one question?" "Sure," Asuka said as she passed their horses to the stable boy of the stable they were standing by. "What the hell is the King of Celephais doing out here in this shit-hole of a primitive shack when he could be in his big-ass palace?" Touji stared at the whole village which spread out along the river. It looked like someone had stolen an eighteenth century English fishing village and plunked it down next to a city of wonders. In comparison to Celephais, it was a slum, though it was clean and well-built by the lights of its style. "Homesickness, I think," Asuka said. "He's ruled in Celephais for so long that sometimes he wants to pretend he's normal." "Makes me wonder if Shinji's dad has something like this hidden away inside the Geo-Dome, then." Asuka laughed. -*- King Kuranes didn't look much like a King to Touji. He looked like he'd been yanked out of a Sherlock Holmes movie, and deposited in a primitive old house and dressed in a century out of date suit. His hair was dark black, and he had a dapper moustache, but he didn't convey regality, in Touji's opinion. Nor were kings supposed to be playing billiards when you met them. "Ahh, my Red Knight. I am well pleased to see you, Maiden of Fire. Interested in a game of billiards?" He turned to Touji. "A pleasure to meet you. Any friend of Asuka is a friend of mine." Touji bit back the urge to deny any connection to little Ms. Nazi. "A pleasure to meet you, your highness." He dug through his brain for any scraps of a clue about how to greet royalty. He settled for bowing deeply. "I'm Suzuhara Touji. Asuka and I are both..." He struggled to think of how to explain their connection. "We are both warriors together in the Waking World, Kuranes-sama," Asuka said. "Touji is my... squire, who I am training. We have come to seek the dream self of a friend who has fallen prey to one of our enemies." "I ain't no squire!" Touji blurted out. Asuka ignored him and launched into a lengthy explanation while Touji looked around the room, muttering to himself. The parlour was very plush by the archaic standards applied to the whole place, with pleasant blue, yellow, and red floral print wallpaper on the walls, a thick carpet that made Touji want to take off his boots, and lots of nicely padded furniture, tastefully upholstered in greens and blues. There was a bookcase next to the large fireplace, which had a small hamper for firewood next to it, made of bronze. The pool table itself had little to distinguish it from a modern one, except for being made of mahogany. The King's opponent was an elegant woman with bright green eyes and dark brown slightly wavy hair cascading down around her shoulders and down her back to nearly the bottom of her shoulder-blades. She too wore late nineteenth century dress; her clothing was quite demure, in shades of blue and purple, hiding most of her flesh in folds of cloth, except for her neck, hands, and face. Her neck was itself hidden away by a choker pinned shut with a silver cross that had a rose twined about it. She looked to be in her early thirties, as far as Touji could guess. She smiled at Touji, then leaned her cue stick against the table and sat down at a nearby chair, crossing her legs. Asuka concluded with, "We would be most grateful if you could loan us a flying ship." "I'd be happy to. Although..." "Although?" Touji asked. Here's where he asks us to go recover the Golden Cow of Twombly or something, he thought. "It's nothing. I just had never heard of a silver armed librarian at the Great Library. He must have an interesting story to tell about how he got it." Or he wasn't a librarian, a tiny voice of paranoia in Touji's head said. He stomped on the voice. Why would the king know all the librarians in such a big library, anyway? "Or perhaps he wasn't a librarian," the woman said softly. "Now, now, Mina, you're being paranoid again," the king said, turning to her. "The librarians of the Great Library are very firm with imposters, so few people are crazy enough to try." He turned back to Touji and Asuka. "I'll write out a letter for you to take with you to the docks. They'll need to take you to Serranian to get one of the star maps from the Royal Museum. So you'll need a letter for that as well. Mina, can you ring the servants to bring us some food? This will take a while." She smiled faintly and rose, walking over to the bell by one door, striking it with the attached knocker. "The usual?" "Of course." He paused and turned to Touji. "You like roast beef, don't you?" Touji's mouth watered at the thought. "I haven't had a decent meal in...a while. Sounds great." "Very good. Let it be done by royal command." He laughed. "You'll have time for a game or two before you go, won't you?" Asuka started to say no, but Touji butted in. "Sure. I promise I'll go easy on you since you're king." Kuranes laughed loudly. "And I promise I won't execute you if you win." Mina laughed at that. "This should be entertaining." -*- They ended up staying that night and leaving in the morning, after Kuranes and Touji played billiards late into the night. In the morning, Touji said, "Man, he could clean up on the pool circuit. He makes my old man look like a baby," as they were riding off towards the docks. Asuka laughed. "I think he has the only pool table in the Dreamlands." "That sucks. I was hoping I could find some more people to play with." He looked back thoughtfully. "So who was that woman, anyway? His wife?" "She's the Rose Knight, his bodyguard." Touji turned and stared at Asuka. "She was a knight? She didn't look too tough." "She could have driven that pool cue through your heart in about three seconds. She killed a vampire like that once." "Vampires? There's freaking vampires in this place?" Touji looked around nervously. "Yes. And much worse besides. You too scared to go on?" Her voice was less mocking than he would have expected. "The Dreamlands are beautiful, but there are parts of it forged from nightmare as well." "Hell no, I ain't scared," Touji said. "If you ain't scared yet, then I don't got to worry." You should be scared, Asuka thought. This trip has the potential to get a lot worse. -*- For Touji, getting worse started with puking his guts out four times over the side of the ship on the way to Serranian and not being able to keep any food down. Finally, after the third day, his stomach settled and he managed to eat, not that hardtack was very tasty, but it staved off hunger, sort of. It beat feeling his stomach churning like a washing machine, anyway. Thus it was that when Serranian could first be glimpsed on the horizon, he was filled with a level of joy he had rarely experienced. Finally, I'm gonna get off this damn ship, he thought. It looked like a floating hunk of rock topped with a pinkish gray cloud at first, but as he grew closer, he could see it was a floating island, mostly covered by a great city largely made of marble ridden through with pink veins. Five great temples rose above the other buildings, each of them with a great pillared portico in front and Greek lettering along the roof. Taller still, a huge white lighthouse dominated the city skyline from its position near the harbor. A second could be seen jutting out of the bottom of the island; Touji wondered why it didn't fall off. But the mightiest of all the buildings was the great domed castle at its center, topped with a huge bronze hemisphere that shone brightly in the sunlight. The boat tacked around the east side of the isle to the harbor, a great semicircular bay full of fluffy white clouds, which the flying boat landed on. The clouds billowed about the boat, which left a wake through them. Dozens of boats filled the harbor. Most of them flew the flags of the Six Kingdoms, but the lemon sails of Sarrub, the lateen-rigged blue sails of Ashur, and the bird-like winged boats of the Aeries of Alilod could be seen as well. The Morning Star pulled into one of the Royal docks, along side the Haragrimand Trafalgar, both of them great caravels like the Morning Star. Captain Ashtoneth, an ugly middle-aged man with black hair, a crooked nose, and three horizontal scars on his left cheek, turned to them. "I'll be waiting here when you return. Do you need directions to the museum?" "I'd appreciate that," Asuka said. "And a barf bag for my squire, Touji." She grinned impishly. "I'm not your fucking squire and I don't need a barf bag!" "A barf barrel, then," she said, and they wasted some time shouting at each other after that. -*- The museum stood on a promotory on the far eastern side of the island; their feet ached by the time they got there, having foolishly walked the distance. They had to walk along a narrow causeway lined by two elbow-high walls, with a good mile deep drop on either side. Touji did his best to keep his eyes straight forward, and so did Asuka. As with many buildings in Serranian, the round Museum was topped by a great dome, this one of crystal, and many windows of the same transparent crystal were spaced evenly around its exterior wall. It stood inside a one story high palisade, broken by an archway where the causeway intersected it. Once they passed through the archway, they found themselves before a statue of Kuranes, dressed in far more regal garb than he had worn when they met him, holding a sword in one hand, point towards the ground, and a lit torch in the other, held high. From here, a traveler could sit down on the nearby benches, enter the temple through its great bronze doors, or circle around the building through the narrow courtyard to see what lay on the other side. Touji and Asuka simply sat down to rest their weary feet. "We take a coach back," Asuka said. "Damn right." Once their feet stopped hurting so much, they went inside. A great gallery spread out before them, with a floor tiled in alternating blue and yellow, the walls decorated with brightly colored geometric patterns. It swept forward for several hundred feet, then split off to the left and right to curl along the outside wall, with two great staircases rising to the second floor galleries at the intersection. The right wall by the entrance had three doors, labeled 'privy', 'storage', and 'Curator' respectively. Hundreds of items were on display in the cases. Suits of armor from primitive furs to highly polished and articulate suits of elaborately engraved plate armor lined the walls, forming a progression from the simple near the doors to the two suits of plate armor that stood sentinel at the stairs. Paintings of ethereally beautiful landscapes, brave knights, and contented farmers competed for space along the walls with cleverly woven tapestries showing birds flying, fish swimming, fields growing, and the tales of gods and men. Four rows of display cases ran the length of the hall, containing coins of many realms, cunningly carven jewels, well wrought jewelry, rods, scepters and crowns. They alternated with statuary, from baked clay to marble to gold and steel. The statuary ran the gamut from busts of men, women, gods, monsters, and demons to full statues, life-sized, or in two cases, far greater than life-sized. Near the entrance to the museum was a fifteen foot statue of a handsome man clad in Grecian robes, holding a lantern aloft in his left hand. His curly locks were kept out of his eyes by a headband, and his gaze was stern. His eyes were long and narrow, his ears long-lobed, his nose thin, and his chin more pointed than is typical among men. Carven of pure white marble, he looked dignified. At the far end, near the stairs, stood another fifteen foot tall statue, this one carven from the rose- tinted marble characteristic of Serannian. She too wore clothing in the style of ancient Greece, though her ensemble included a long spear, a helmet with a pushed up visor carven to resemble a terrible face, and a large shield emblazoned in gold with the Elder Sign, which protected her left side from shoulders to just above her knees. Large eyed, with a strong nose, she had curly shoulder-length hair, and she smiled triumphantly towards the front doors of the museum. Touji stood for a few seconds, just staring at everything in shock. "I could, like...buy my own city with all this stuff." "King Kuranes could build his own Tokyo-3 if he wanted one." Asuka headed for the curator's door. "Take a look around; I'll go consult the staff." Touji quickly discovered the museum had one annoying trait...nothing was labeled. Apparently you were supposed to just know what it all was. Still, it was full of beautiful things. A young woman, perhaps only a year or two older than him, approached Touji, clad in a simple blue robe. She had long brown hair braided to run down her back, and soft blue eyes. Her skin was coppery, and her complexion was one of the best he'd ever seen in someone still a teenager. She wore a bronze bracelet wrought to resemble interlaced feathers on each wrist. "Can I be of service?" she asked. "Yeah, we came here to see if you had any maps that show the way to Aldebaran. We have to find...we're on a quest." He felt weird telling someone he was looking for Kensuke's soul. "Ahh, the map room. If you'll come with me?" She turned to go. He thought about getting Asuka, but decided he'd rather be with someone nice for a while. "Let's go. My name is Suzuhara Touji." "I'm Gwenhwyfar. Nice to meet you," she said. "This is my first year here, so I may not be able to find what you want, but I'll do my best." "Well, I'm new to all this too." They soon reached the stairs, a little faster than Touji would have thought it possible, and just as quickly ascended them to the second story. Just as they were about to go right, they both heard several large thumps from a nearby window. Three Cherubim were battering at the window. Gwenhwyfar froze in terror, while Touji drew his sword and wished he knew how to use it. The Cherubim stared through the glass at him, transfixing him with their faceted dark eyes. He could see distorted reflections of his face, warped into hideous shapes in them, and instinctively, he stepped backwards. Onto the stairs, which he then tumbled halfway down. It broke Gwenhwyfar's trance; she ran down the stars shouting, "Curate Hartin! Curate Hartin! We're under attack." Once Touji got to his feet, he could see Asuka with a balding, paunchy middle aged man in a simple blue robe, belted with many pouches at the far end of the hallway. They had turned to face him, and now the man said, "What kind of attack?" The doors swung open silently, and four more Cherubim flew in through them. "THAT kind," Touji said, pointing. They spun, Asuka drawing her sword and cursing loudly in German. Curate Hartin hurled one of the pouches to the ground, and sparkling powder erupted upwards from it as he spoke several words which sounded familiar to Touji, although he couldn't tell what they meant, other than something about fire. The powder erupted into flames, catching two of the four assailants in the storm, searing away their wings and sending them tumbling to the ground. Asuka engaged the third with her sword, and the fourth began to fly the length of the hallway towards Gwenhwyfar and Touji. He stood, drawing his sword, losing track of what now happened at the far end of the hall. Desperately summoning the handful of fantasy movies he'd ever seen to mind, he got into what he hoped was a swordfighting stance. "Get behind me," he said to Gwenhwyfar. "He can fly over you, you know," she said, but did it anyway. "If you can hold him off long enough, I can cast a spell of strength upon you. I mostly use it for moving statues, but it should give you the might to easily deal with it." "Uh, right," Touji said. The idea of having a spell cast on him was rather creepy, and he couldn't quite make himself believe it was real, although it wouldn't be too much stranger than the other stuff he had seen of late. The Cherubim came at him claws forward, attacking rather clumsily, and he easily parried its assault, even with his own minimal skill. It then landed and started trying to lunge at him repeatedly. Several times he had to give ground, but it didn't manage to even nick him. Damn, I'm good, he thought, or else this one really sucks. His target had several nasty arm gashes from which purple-black ichor slowly oozed, and he managed to give it a nasty leg gash as well. Behind him, Gwenhwyfar chanted, and suddenly he felt a rush of energy he hadn't felt since the time he'd won a one-on-one tournament four months earlier. The feeling of invincibility drove him forward. The Cherubim gave ground, nearly losing an arm, then almost giving up a leg to a stab. Just as he backed it up against the statue of the warrior woman, the crystal window at the top of the stairs shattered, the Cherubim breaking through. One flew down the stairs, while the other two peeled off down the rightward corridor. Touji cursed, unable to be in two places at once. Thus, he was relieved when Asuka darted forward and finished off the one he was facing, freeing him to rush up the stairs to meet the dive bombing Cherubim. Claw and sword collided. He took out its left arm, but its momentum sent him tumbling down the stairs again. It hurt worse this time, although as they rolled along, the Cherubim absorbed some of the impacts. There was a shout, a bang, and a flash of light down the gallery, then running footsteps approached. He grappled desperately with the creature, holding its right hand claws just two inches from his eyes. It was hard to grasp its slick exoskeleton. Damn you, he thought. I'm not going to die. Not and let Asuka tell me I screwed up. So you gotta die, bastard. With a mighty effort, he ripped off its right arm, and a gout of the purplish ichor erupted from the stump. It howled loudly, and louder when Asuka stabbed it. He tossed it off his body, and said to Hartin, who now arrived, "This doesn't happen often, does it?" "Never these creatures before. And rare it is to see them by day, rare indeed. Some great force must be driving them on. Can you stand?" He offered Touji a hand. Touji took it and stood up wobbily. "Let's get to it." Asuka frowned at him for a moment, looked him over, then nodded. "Before they can cause more damage." They found the Cherubim in the process of destroying the map room, which was full of rare and valuable maps. The viewing tables were overturned, the guide book cast aside. Several vellum maps were torn from the wall, and one of the Cherubim was eating every map he could grab. Hartin spoke several words sharply, and Touji felt his bones vibrate; it was not a fun feeling. It was less fun for the Cherubim, which turned a sickly gray color and froze up, then began crumbling into powder. The other Cherubim paused in its devastation, then launched itself at the foursome just beyond the doorway. Asuka thrust her sword into its head, and it fell to the ground, dead. Gwenhwyfar stared at the devastation. "So many wonderful maps...gone in minutes. And the rest are...this is going to take forever to clean up." Hartin nodded. "Gwen, dispose of them. I'll help our guests try to find the map they need, if it survived." He turned to Touji and Asuka. "Do you need help?" "I'm fine," he said, then quietly slumped over and passed out. -*- The map they wanted had been destroyed. But all hope was not yet lost, for several maps showing some of the major routes among the stars had survived, and two of them showed the way to their next destination, the Library at Celeano, where a now gone, but once great civilization had collected thousands of years of lore. It was fabled for its great Map of the Stars, a building dedicated entirely to recording of the routes from world to world. There, they would definitely find the way to Aldebaran. And so they boarded the ship, and slipped into bed to rest from their long walks and the battle. And with that slumber, they slipped back into the waking world until when next they would sleep again. -*- Misato strolled into the apartment looking like the cat that not just ate the canary, but also gobbled up the fish, chased off its rivals, and threw the dog off the train. Shinji could almost feel the chipperness radiating from her like heat. "Hiya, kids!" she announced. "Feel free to skip school today if you like. I'll write you an excuse if you need it. In fact, why don't we hop a train and go to the zoo or something?" Asuka stared at her with bleary eyes. "We just got home from school." "Oh, right. Well, how about...hey, you don't look so good." "I didn't sleep very well," Asuka said. "Where were you last night?" Shinji asked. "We were pretty worried when you didn't come home." Misato bounced over to the table. "Well, I sort of got stuck in an elevator with Kaji, and we started talking about old times and...well, we're back together. I was with him." She stretched. "I haven't felt this energetic in years!" She stood back up. "Anyone up for jogging or something?" "No, I'm going to do my homework, eat dinner, and go to bed," Asuka said bitterly. She got up and stomped off. "Geez, what's with...oh," Misato said. "She ran off in the middle of the night last night after she called you. I had to look for her all over, and if Rei hadn't found her, I might still be looking." There was just a hint of harshness in Shinji's voice. Misato frowned. "I should talk to her." "I think she needs to be left alone for a while." He stared off after her and sighed, then turned back to Misato. "But congratulations on you and Kaji getting back together." "Well, then...Let's go for a walk. I need to gush, and you're handy." -*- Hikari looked at Touji curiously as the two went for a walk. He seemed more solemn today than usual, though not as bad as when Kensuke... "Hikari?" "Hm?" Shaken out of her daze, she looked around to where they were. He'd taken them back to that place, the grand view of Tokyo-3, as the red sun cast the last of its light on the distant horizon. Touji frowned, scratching the back of his head, concentration wrinkling his brow. It looked like he had something to say, but didn't know how to say it. "I... er..." He sighed, and to Hikari's surprise he took her hands in his. "Look, we're doin' some dangerous stuff... I can't say much about it..." Actually, adventuring around in the Dreamworlds, once he actually tried to say it out loud, sounded far more stupid than he thought, so he decided that keeping it vague was best. "Dangerous?" asked Hikari, her hands shaking slightly. "I... look, I dunno how things'll go, but I just wanted ya to know... er..." A visible blush came over his features as well as a nervous smile. "I'm glad... I'm glad we met." He blinked, then frowned. "Sounds cheezy, don't it? Man, I was hopin' I'd make it sound better. I-" Hikari silenced him with a finger over his lips. She smiled, though there was worry in her eyes. "I think you said it just fine, Touji." She embraced him, though in a subdued way. The last thing she wanted it to seem like was a goodbye. Pulling herself back a bit, she kissed him on the cheek, then whispered in his ear. "Just come back to me." He walked her home, recieving one more kiss on the cheek at her doorstep, then walked home alone with his thoughts. He whistled as he walked, suddenly feeling better about everything in general. "Heck," he said to nobody in particular. "That went a lot better'n I thought it would." Now if only he could be with Hikari in his dreams instead of that psycho euro-bitch Asuka... -*- Shinji sat at the kitchen table, trying to think of a clever way to get a handwriting sample from Rei without asking her directly. Ingenuity eluded him, however, and after a while, he sighed and began drumming his fingers on the table. The rhythmic pounding soon attracted Misato's attention from across the room, where she was watching Baywatch: The Next Generation. "It's not a drum, Shinji," she said, then pointed at the TV. "Now THAT is a fine butt." Shinji said, "If you needed to see what someone's handwriting looked like without them knowing, how would you find out?" "I'd send my spies from Section Seven," Misato said. "They'd root through his garbage until they found a scribbled note or something, and then they'd bring it to me. If we had time and it was important enough, we'd simply arrange for someone from S7 to be hired to take over being the garbage man for that route. Trying to figure out who your secret admirer is?" "No." Shinji shook his head. "No." He paused. "Yes." Shinji sighed. "I think it's Rei." "Makes sense, especially after reading them," Misato said. Shinji turned beet red. "You READ them?" "Well, you left one lying around on the table, and I just couldn't resist." She giggled. "If you want, I could order her to 'fess up." Shinji could see it happening in his mind's eye, and he swiftly shook his head no. "No, I just...I mean...if it's not her, she'll look at me like I'm insane if I ask. You know Rei." "Do you want it to be Rei?" She came over and sat down at the table with him, staring at him intently. He stared at the table, trying to find the answer in the wood grain. While he could barely make out something that looked sort of like the kanji for 'turtle', he doubted that was the universe's way of offering him guidance. "I don't know. I mean, I like her, but I don't know if I... I mean, when she smiles, it's really great, but I..." He took a moment to pull himself together. "I don't know what I want." Misato reached over and ruffled his hair, triggering protests. "Don't wait too long to make up your mind. I'll get you a sample, okay?" "Okay." -*- Touji nearly had a heart attack as he emerged into the Dreaming, when he stepped out upon the deck of The Morning Star. The ship was sailing through a dark void dotted with stars. Far behind them, he could see a blue-green dot with a tiny white dot very close to it... was that the Earth? The realization suddenly struck him. He was in space. Not just in space, but further into space than any other human had ever been that he knew of it. It was simulataneously the most terrifying moment of his life to date, and the most incredibly cool. Wait...shouldn't my head be exploding? he asked himself. Somehow he hadn't really thought about this before, but he was pretty sure you couldn't just breathe in space. Maybe it's some kind of magic, he thought. A flash of red caught the corner of his eye. It was Asuka. "It's beautiful," she said softly. "Yeah. Although part of me wonders when the Tie-Fighters are gonna attack." Asuka laughed. "Far too soon, I'm sure." She waved an arm, embracing a large segment of the sky. "There's so many stars you can't see from Earth. I'm not sure if it's just because there's no light here to get in the way of seeing them, or if the skies of the Dreamlands are really different." "It's just fun to look at," Touji said. And for a while, they simply lost themselves in the stars. -*- Cherubim attacked twice along the way, but both times the crew fought them off with arrows and swords and magic. Each time, the commander grew more concerned and grumpy. Seven great stars gradually came to dominate the view ahead, each shaded bluish-white, and swiftly, one of them came to dominate the view entirely. They passed into the environs of the fourth of the Pleiades, around which circled seventeen worlds, with the fourth, Celeano itself, being their target. Brown and black land stood out starkly from the purple seas, which dominated the world as they did for Earth. Familiar looking ice caps tipped the top and bottom of the planet, and purplish gray clouds hid much of it from observation. As the Captain brought the ship down into the atmosphere, Touji asked Asuka, "So what kind of people live on this world?" "They're all dead," Asuka said. "There was a war between this world and some other one tens of thousands of years ago, or maybe longer, and the people of Celeano were wiped out. But their library has survived, preserved by their magic, and it's said that the Elder Gods watch over it and add to its lore. You can copy stuff, but supposedly some sort of guardian eats anyone who tries to steal anything." "How are we gonna read anything in it? They didn't speak Japanese, did they?" "..." Touji began to laugh. "Hah! You didn't think of that, little miss genius!" "Well, I speak three different languages of the Dreamlands, and I know other people have come here and..." Asuka sounded rather nervous. "I'm gonna kick your ass if it turns out this was a waste of time." Touji's grin belied his words. Asuka made no reply. -*- The ocean was strangely calm, a great placid sea, with a hugely powerful smell of brine that made Touji gag. He lost his lunch when they landed, and then threw up most of his other meals for the day it took to reach the great docks that stretched along the shore. He jumped off the boat before it finished mooring, happy to be on nice, solid ground. Asuka swiftly followed him, and with a party of four sailors who were curious, they approached the library. It was hewn of solid granite, designed to endure rather than be beautiful. Two huge pools of brackish purple water sat on either side of the hundred foot long causeway that ran up to the front doors, each a good fifteen feet wide with large bronze pull-rings for opening. Unknown runes were etched over the door, and upon the doors were written (in Kanji) 'Great Library of Celeano. Enter, stranger, and learn the wisdom of the ages, but do not take what is not yours. The Truth is a double-edged sword; be careful it does not turn in your hands. Present the Sign of the Guardians and enter.' Under the words, an Elder Sign had been carven into each of the doors. "Sign of the Guardians?" Asuka pulled out a roughly circular chunk of stone with an Elder Sign etched into it. It flashed, and the doors began to open. "The Elder Gods are sometimes refered to as the Guardians. I have no idea what they're guarding, other than this place." The library was vast, a huge endless array of pillars, tables, chairs, and shelf after shelf of books, scrolls, tomes, pamphlets, carven tablets, etched hides, and every other form of data storage that the ingenuity of a thousand times a thousand races has invented. Some long-gone scholar had left a pile of strings of brightly colored beads on a table next to a rolled up cowhide scroll, and another had apparently been puzzling over several sheets of vellum covered with dots in distorted pentagonal patterns. A third table held a crystal cylinder, a good two and a half feet high, in which a dense pattern of brightly colored dots shimmered. "Somebody ought to hurry up and invent card catalogs," Touji said, looking around the mess. Asuka tinysweated. "This could take a while." "Well, at least someone spoke enough Japanese to write that on the door," Touji said, then scratched his head. "I wonder how anyone else ever read it?" "Many languages merge into one here," Asuka said. "Well, I guess now we go to work." -*- The four sailors had scattered about the Library, vanishing amidst the stacks, while Touji and Asuka wandered about, trying to figure out where the maps could be. While Touji had stumbled on some Asterix comics translated into Japanese, these weren't much use. There were signs everywhere which probably gave directions on how to find things, but the runic system was completely unfamiliar to Asuka. Touji finally sat down at a table and began to pound on it. "Dammit! This is freaking ridiculous! We're never gonna find the maps, and if we do, we probably won't be able to read them." "That's probably true," one of the sailors said. He was tall and swarthy, with muscular arms and a thick moustache. He wore a black tunic and brown trousers, along with a golden sphinx medallion. "It wasn't too smart coming all the way out here without being able to speak Aklo." Asuka fumed. Touji nodded wearily. "Yeah. So all the help signs are in this Aklo thing?" "Indeed. A collection of Serpent People scholars put them up millions of years ago to aid themselves in searching the library, and no one's ever had the resources or time to supplement them with less dead languages." The sailor leaned against one of the stacks. "Only sorcerors and the last degenerate remnants of the once proud Serpent People speak it now. But sorcerors tend to have their own agendas and the Serpent People would never help you. And neither of them is handy, even if they would. I suppose you'll have to go home, unless you plan to stay here for centuries, searching. The Library is far larger on the inside than the outside, and untold eons of lore have accumulated here...not that anyone remembers how to read most of it." He plucked what looked rather like a lava lamp off a shelf. "Like this. Humans were hiding from dinosaurs when the Xicillians died out. You have to have electron vision to read one of these things." "You know a lot for a sailor," Asuka said. "Hey, sailors go everywhere, see everything," the man said. "I've walked on thousands of worlds, and seen civilizations rise and fall. In the end, everything crumbles to dust, leaving only nicknacks like this. And even the nicknacks are eventually lost." He put it back on the shelf. "Do you know why this place was made?" "It was the great repository of all the lore of Celeano, right?" Asuka asked. "And I don't suppose you read Aklo?" "Yes, I do," he said. "This library was intended to preserve their lore, so that one day, their patron gods could avenge their death. They knew they were going to die, but they hoped someone would get revenge for them. So, they sealed the building against all the forces of the gods who had helped Xoth to bring them down, against the Five Champions of the Outer Gods as well, and all their servants, with the seal of their foremost goddess, N'tse-Kaambl, the so-called, 'Shatterer of Worlds'." He gave a long, healthy laugh. "Such a grandiose title for one who has never once succeeded in permanently stopping the plans of the Outer Gods. To the extent they can be said to have any 'plans', rather than simply doing the bidding of their natures. But I'm beginning to ramble." "Can you translate these signs for us?" Asuka asked eagerly. "King Kuranes would reward you well if you aided us!" "King Kuranes cannot even reward himself," the sailor said. "He created a paradise for himself, and now he has sickened of it, living in a pathetic recreation of the town of his childhood. Yet he knows that is but a pretense, and that he is clinging to a past which cannot save him. And in the end, even changeless Celephais will know change and decay, for nothing, especially dreams, lasts forever." "There's got to be SOMETHING we can offer you," Asuka said. He stroked his chin. "How about your body?" Asuka's eyes widened, and she instinctively crossed her arms in front of her breasts. "No way!" "Well, if your dignity is more important than the soul of your friend..." He turned and picked up another one of the lava lamps and stared at it for a moment. "Whoever wrote this was a horrible poet." He tossed it aside, but it bounced instead of breaking. He watched it bounce, seeming surprised for an almost infintesimal moment. "You...you can't demand something like that!" Touji said. "Yeah, what he said!" Asuka shouted. "She'd probably kill you accidentally, and it wouldn't be worth contaminating yourself in the process!" "Kiss my ass, Touji! No woman in her right mind would do anything with you but KICK YOUR BUTT!" "Ya damn KRAUT BITCH!" They started to go at it with the furniture while the sailor casually began examining the shelves. Touji rather quickly got the worst of it as Asuka jumped onto a table and did a flying kick at his head, sending him crashing into a shelf. Dozens of shelves cascaded downward, sending hundreds, maybe thousands of information storage devices flying. Touji crawled out of the wreckage and began hurling stone tablets at her, which she dodged desperately. They would likely have beaten each other unconscious if one of the Aklo signs hadn't hit Asuka in the head, after Touji threw it at her. It then dropped into her hands, and for just a moment, she understood what it meant. 'Biology', it said. With the knowledge came a memory. She was in a chilly classroom with a high dome, surrounded by several dozen of her fellow students, writing runes with a blue crystal pen which kept slipping between her gray-green fingers. It was another boring series of exercises in writing characters over and over again, just like all the other ones which Y'geeth-sensei always made them do. So utterly boring, when she ought to be out fighting monsters. When would I ever use this backwater language, anyway? she asked herself. And then the memory faded, and she was Asuka Langley again, not sure at all who she had just been or if she wanted to find out. Touji was staring at her. "I didn't give you a concussion or something, did I?" he asked. "Touched by an Angel, you have been," the sailor said, smirking. "And it's left pieces of itself behind, I see. Or perhaps more precisely, you ate his soul. And liked it." "What the fuck are you talking about?" Touji asked. Asuka spun. "You know about the Angels?" "Did you think you were the only people to travel from dream to waking and back again?" he asked. "The Second Child and the Fourth. In the waking world, you pilot an EVA if not very well." Asuka frowned. "I have yet to lose a fight!" "Because Rei and Shinji save you." "I bet the second Angel BY MYSELF!" "A five year old with an EVA could have beaten Rhan-Tegoth," the sailor said. "Touji could have done it. Without losing his EVA's hand." "He did look pretty sad," Touji said. "Just an angry koosh-ball." "So, who ARE you?" Asuka asked. "If you're Shinji's dad, I'm gonna kick your ass!" The sailor laughed so hard he fell down. "Names have power, and should not be lightly given away. But you may call me Ishmael, and I will call you Asuka Souleater, for that is what you are. Perhaps within the shards you contain, you might find the answers you seek. Of course, opening yourself to such an experience would likely shatter your mind to tiny shards, for you have talent, but lack skill." "Will you PLEASE explain what the hell you're talking about?" Touji asked. And Asuka understood. Somehow, one of the beings she'd defeated knew Aklo, and Ismael knew it was now buried inside her. But if she opened herself to it...She had to take the chance. Even if it meant...she didn't want to think about what it meant. She took the tablet and willed herself to remember what it meant. What they all meant. The world dropped away, and there was only the tablet and the memories she could not accept but desperately needed. A sea of stars surrounded her, and every star was a memory. A cluster of stars blazed in the distance; they were the memories she desired. But she could not reach them without touching other stars, and as she did so, memories she refused to claim surfaced. She stepped, and she was above a great city of blue stone, raining down death, and laughing as all who gazed upon her stiffened and became stone. Another step, and she was surrounded by the cold of space, half slumbering over the centuries it took to make the journey from one world to another, dimly aware of a thousand times a thousand buzzing pinkish tiny creatures who had the delusion they could exploit her. A third step, and she swam through the yellow sulferous waters of a world now long burnt to cinders, enjoying the feeling of the current against her skin. A fourth step, and she was running through a blizzard, driving a great storm before herself into a village, then watching as each and every one of its inhabitants turned blue and froze to ice, then melted in the sun when she withdrew her power. A fifth step, and she was leaping between the worlds, riding the winds of space, feeling her skin prickle at the touch of the rays which only she could see. A sixth step, and she was driving a ylithri sled, whipping the blue-skinned ylithri to make them move their six legs faster, so the word could get out that the great cold was moving south to devour another land. A seventh step, and she sat slumbering in a temple, surrounded by pathetic but tasty pets who brought her food and praised her. Their praise meant nothing, but it was pleasing anyway, to one who had known little praise. The memories came faster, and the steps began to falter. An eighth step, and she feasted upon one of her rivals, sucking out his juices, and enjoying every succulent drop. It was growing harder to go on, but somewhere, someone took a ninth step. There was war, a battle of godlings that set the forests alight, and poisoned the seas and tainted the air. Her pawns had fallen, becoming dried out husks, devoured by the damnable Shelob, who she had always hated. Now, now she would have to flee. More steps, more memories, memories that agreed neither with each other nor with those of the one whose body continued to step forward, or perhaps it was only the shadow of that body, in a space not a space. She drove the ice forward and watched the dinosaurs die, hunting the survivors. She tricked a race of crustaceans into bearing her from a dying world to one full of life and apt to her purposes. At her command, mortals made war and slaughtered one another for her amusement as she dreamed, full and bloated, upon a great altar. Dozens of worlds and hundreds of races drifted by, most of them destroyed and gone when humans were still hiding from giant lizards. Change, change, change, all was change, ceaseless and seemingly purposeless. Endless wars and struggles and catasrophes without ceasing, the war of men against men and god against god and gods against men. And behind it all, the lurking fear that fortune would turn, and the high whose memories she possessed would be cast down, just as fortune had raised them up. If the trip had been longer, or the knowledge she sought more obscure, she would have fallen beneath the tide of memories, unable to retain her self, but purpose drove her on, and many of them held the knowledge she sought. So, she grabbed a fist full of light, and Aklo, a language older than man, older than the serpent men who mastered it, older than those whose memories she held, a language in which every word had power, flooded into her mind. Touji was shaking her. "What the hell are you doing? If you go mad, I'm gonna kick your ass to the MOON when we wake up! Even if I have to break into the asylum to do it." Asuka simply stared at Ishmael, then said, "Asuka one, Gods zero." Turning back to Touji, she said shakily, "Okay, let's go get the map." The other memories ebbed, and she walled them off, but resolved she would have to try and figure out all the things she'd seen later. Touji stared over at the man. "So who the hell are you? And what's this about 'souleating'?" Ishmael grinned. "You'll find out soon enough." He followed them through the stacks to a dusty pile of maps. Oddly, there was a gap in the maps which had no dust in it. "Someone took one," Asuka said. A quick search and a check of the nearby index revealed it was exactly the map they wanted. "This sucks," Touji said. The sound of screaming drifted across the library, and a great snapping sound like a gunshot reverberated through the stacks. "What the..." "Hunting Horrors," Ishmael said. "Once the sun set, they descended on the ship and are destroying it." Asuka drew her sword. "Shit. I don't know if I can beat one of those...I've heard they're pretty tough. Touji, you'd better stay here so you don't get killed." "Hey, I can take care of myself! I ain't no fine china!" Touji drew his sword and wished he'd had more time to learn to use it. "Can you fight eight of them?" Ishmael asked. Asuka paled. "EIGHT?" Ishmael cocked his head slightly. "My error. Nine." Asuka paled. "Perhaps I can divert them long enough for everyone to take refuge in here and we can bar the doors..." "Perhaps we can make a little deal," Ishamael said. "I don't really care if the crew lives or dies...it's the two of you I'm interested in. Swear to serve me, and I'll let them live. I'll even give you the map you need for your quest." He brandished it for a moment, and then it was gone again. "Are you Satan or something?" Touji asked. Ishmael laughed loudly. "I am no demon, but an angel in the oldest sense, a messenger, the voice and herald of the Outer Gods. I speak and articulate their will. They wish you to serve them, and you will. It is your destiny. Your only choice is whether you will serve them in chains and suffer, or serve them willingly and benefit from your service. For their will cannot be denied." "Sounds like Satan to me," Touji said, folding his arms. "Sorry, dude, but I'm a Buddhist. I ain't got nothing to do with your war on your creator or whatever. You can have Asuka's soul, though." "HEY!" "I am not Satan," Ishmael said. "He is but a shadow, a twisted reflection of me. I serve my creators faithfully and I am beyond your petty definitions of good and evil. I am one with the true powers of the universe, far greater than the petty, spiteful tribal god you humans sought to elevate to be the creator of all that is." "Yeah, yeah, and if we call now, we can get a free guide to how to make paper-mache houses as a bonus gift with the sale of our soul," Touji said. "I ain't dumb enough to sell my soul, because demons always cheat ya. And if we really had no choice, you wouldn't bother asking." He turned to Asuka, "Whip out a cross and send him back to hell so we can go try and save our boat." Asuka tried to remember where she'd heard of a herald of the Outer Gods before, but couldn't quite think of his name or what he was known for. The Outer Gods were the protectors of the Great Ones, she knew that much. Thinking about it made the memories she didn't want try to swarm against their mental dam, so she gave up on it. "I don't think he's a vampire, Touji." "A cross is nothing but a bit of wood or stone or metal. Go ahead and try to banish me. It will avail you not." "Right. Let's go," Touji said, taking off running. Asuka nodded and ran after him. "Hey, you can't just IGNORE ME!" Ishmael shouted. They did. When they ran out the doors, they could see the remains of the boat collapsing into splinters, along with a fair number of the docks. Crushed and flattened bodies were tossed about the shore and causeway. A headless corpse floated chest down in one of the pools to one side of the doors. Nine bat winged serpents large enough to swallow a man whole were flying about, picking off the last of the surviving sailors. The Captain's upper torso was on one of the docks, while his bottom half was sticking out of the mouth of one of the creatures. Touji had to choke back the bile that erupted out of his throat. Asuka swore up a storm, and tears streamed from her eyes. She started to charge forward, but Touji grabbed her arm. "We can't fight all those...whatever the fuck they are." Footsteps echoed behind them, and Ishmael stepped out, holding the map. "I can get them to bear you where you wish to go, if you will swear to serve me. If not, they will slay you, and your friend's soul will remain in the hands of the King in Yellow forever, for if you die, you may never return to the Dreamlands." They turned to face him, and unseen by any of the trio, the two pools began to bubble and churn. Touji said, "No way in hell. Demons always cheat. You won't give us what we really want." Asuka nodded. "We can hide in the library if we have to. Now that I can read everything I might find some way to get us there without needing the boat." She pointed her sword at him. "And I won't let you stop us from..." She was interrupted by huge suckered green and blue tentacles erupting from the two pools. They slammed the doors of the library shut, then wrapped about Ishamel's arms and legs, lifting him into the air and suspending him with his limbs fully extended. Asuka backed up. "The guardian. We've got to get out of here until it calms down!" "Where the hell are we gonna go?" "Follow me!" They ran, leaving Ishamael gibbering in a tongue they did not understand, but which made them feel ill just to listen to it. To Asuka, it sounded like Aklo, but older yet, the language of which Aklo itself was but a shadow. -*- Down the beach they ran, into a highly rocky area, full of huge boulders and tons of gravel. They could see the library down the beach; four of the winged serpents were attacking the guardian, while two more finished off the boat, and three chased Touji and Asuka. "Well, at least we have better odds," Asuka said as they wended through the maze of rocks. "We shoulda stayed in Celephais and organized a pool tournament," Touji muttered. "Got any more ways to get us in trouble?" "Hello, Asuka," a white Persian cat said. He was fat and lazy looking, sitting up on a rock. Asuka spun. "Hey, you look just like..." "I haven't forgotten the time you put laxatives in my dinner," the cat said, idly licking a paw. "But Oscar likes you because he's a fool for love, and the Mother of All Cats wishes to speak with you, so despite the fact that I'd rather you get eaten, you're taking a trip." More cats began to emerge from the rocks, calicoes and persians and maltese and turquoise and turtleshelled and pitch black. Male and female they came, a gathering tide of cats by the hundreds and thousands. Far above them, the onrushing Hunting Horrors hesitated, circling and watching. Touji stared at Asuka. "What are you meowing at a cat for? And what the hell is this cat doing here and why aren't we running for our...hey, where did all these cats come from?" They musta put drugs in my LCL or something, he concluded. And now I'm tripping. "We will answer her summons gladly," Asuka said. "Take us to her." "Asuka, stop meowing!" The cats were rubbing against Touji's legs and trying to jump onto his shoulders. "Kick cat butt? Yes or no?" Great, the Kraut's finally snapped, Touji thought. What a fucking lousy way to go. The cat pointed a paw at the Hunting horrors. "Kill." Cats streamed out of the rocks, leaping into the air, and landing all over the trio of horrors, digging their fangs and claws into the creatures. The horrors toppled as they vanished in the midst of scratching, biting, clawing patchwork clouds of diversely colored fur. For a moment, Touji thought he saw a purple cougar, a red mountain lion, and a strangely man-like lion among the attacking felines. And then the cats were all around him, an ocean of fur, surrounding his body. His feet came off the ground, and he felt movement. He panicked and tried to scream, but he couldn't draw breath with a cat back pressed to his mouth. Tiny bites and accidental scratches covered his body, as leaping cats clung to him, carrying him in an incredibly unpleasant way. He tried to push them off, but he couldn't move, couldn't cry out, couldn't breathe, couldn't do anything but exist and howl inside his head. He was moving, faster and faster, carried by the cats to who-knows-where. And then it was over, and the cats poured off him, washing across the ribbon of grass along side the vast river that flowed along off to his left. Ahead of him stood a great palace made of white marble run through with rose bands. It had a great portico, which was full of cats lounging about and enjoying the bright sun light, and beyond the portico were doors of gold covered with hieroglyphs, each of which had a ground level swinging cat door. Across the river, a second ribbon of grass stretched out for nearly a mile, and beyond that was gray sandy desert, and in the distance, a great rising mass of mountains. Indeed, as Touji turned about, he could see they were inside a huge, roughly circular valley, perhaps fifteen or twenty miles across, divided by the great river which plunged down from the mountains into the valley and plunged into a great cave maw at the far end of it. Other temples dotted the valley as well, and far to the north, near the water falls, there was a village around the largest of the temples. Touji glanced over at Asuka. "Uh...tell the cats thanks, I guess." "Moron-boy thanks you," Asuka said to the cat. "And I thank you. And I'm sorry about the laxatives. If I'd known you were intelligent..." "I often say that about humans," the flabby persian said. "It's often hard for me to tell." They stared at each other, and then a great bell rang from the interior of the temple. "You are summoned by the Mother of All Felines," the persian said. "I'd suggest taking a moment to lick yourself clean or even use the river, though. You both look wretched." They went over and splashed water on their faces and cleaned off the sweat and grime as best they could. Touji clumsily combed his hair, and Asuka brushed her hair swiftly, and they both wished their clothing wasn't ripped and torn, and then they turned, and went to meet the Mother of all Felines. -*- There was a second porch, more of a courtyard beyond the great golden doors, its ceiling open to the sky, the black and white tiled floor covered with every kind of cat Touji had ever seen, and a lot of odd kinds he hadn't. In the middle of the room, there was a long white velvet couch, and upon it lay a mostly naked woman with the head of a brown furred cat, upon which brow could be seen a silver tiara set with several gems. The remainder of her body was quite human. Sandals lay on the ground near her feet, and great golden bracers circled each wrist and forearm, while a soft white cotton skirt covered her from waist to just above her knees. A black oval shield embossed in gold with a lion's head lay propped against the couch by her left hand, and a quiver of javelins near her right. Other than that, she was naked unless you counted her two dozen or so golden and silver necklaces that ran down into the valley between her two small, bare breasts. A few feet to her right, a lioness was curled up, apparently asleep. Touji turned his head aside; staring at half-naked goddesses was a good way to die, from the stories he'd heard, although he couldn't resist sneaking another peak. Asuka bowed her head, and tried to remember what Egyptians did to be courteous, but had no idea whatsoever. "Um...you called?" The woman sat up, and smiled. "Come into my parlor, said the spider to the fly." She looked them up and down, then said, "Are all men of the waking world so bashful these days?" "Touji's just a spineless coward. Don't mind him," Asuka said. "He's just my squire, anyway." "I AM NOT YOUR DAMN SQUIRE!" Touji said. "Unlike you, I know goggling at goddesses is a good way to die screaming!" Bast laughed. "I do not mind. If I did not wish people to gaze upon me, I would wear more clothing. But it is wise of you to be cautious, for you could not know that. Come, and I will have a meal brought for you, and then we must go, for you are summoned before the Great Ones of Earth." Asuka's eyes widened. "We are? Why?" "The Time of Troubles is upon us, and the fate of all the dreams of mankind lie in the balance. You are among the Chosen, who will save humanity or destroy it. I will say no more, for there are others who can tell this tale better than I." Touji spent the entire meal wishing she'd left the little she had said to others to tell as well. -*- Kadath stands atop a great mountain, a beautiful palace carven of every kind of stone, and decorated to delight the senses, the air filled with the sweet smell of perfume, constantly serenaded by an endless, delightful symphony. Deep within it stands a great hall, its ceiling held a hundred feet in the air by twelve elaborately carven pillars, each symbolizing one of the signs of the Zodiac. The walls are covered with mosaics of the mighty deeds of the Great Ones, and the huge bronze doors are sealed with the Elder Sign. The floor is tiled like an arching rainbow, and at the far end from the doors, there are twelve chairs, each carven from a single huge and perfect gemstone, sitting atop a dias of pure jade. Six men and six women sat in those chairs, gazing down upon Touji and Asuka, who both felt like they were going to melt. Bast had garbed them in simple white robes, belted at the waist, but they both felt naked before the gaze of these beings, and they'd both kneeled instinctively. They knew some of them. Bast sat among them, as did a god and goddess who resembled the huge statues from King Kuranes' museums, except for being alive and smaller. Another woman reminded Touji of Kuan Yin, or at least how she looked at the shrine he'd gone to a few times. And the one who was on fire looked like a statue King Kuranes had kept near the fireplace. Asuka recognized Nath-Hortath, a blonde man with jet-black skin and pupiless silver eyes, the patron of Celephais. The rest were unfamiliar to them, although most of them stirred vague recognition in Asuka's mind. Especially the one with the silver arm who sat in the highest chair. She started and recognized him. It was the librarian from the Great Library. He smiled at her and said, "Rise, Children, for the blood of gods flows in your veins, and you have the right to stand among us." Touji twitched. "What?" He got up, though. Kneeling was making his knees hurt. The man with the lantern spoke. "You are the Children spoken of in prophecy when this world was still young and mighty Eibon studied his lore and gazed into the future. The old blood is strong within your veins, stirred to waking that you might face those who once ruled the Earth and seek to rule it again, the Angels as you call them. Some of us are the dreams of men, and others have simply been adopted by humanity, but none of us wish to see your race perish, at the hands of the lesser Angels. Only with words can we aid you in the waking world, but here in the Dreamlands, we can give aid to you, for you are blood of our blood, flesh of our flesh, though we know not how." "Wait, wait a minute," Touji said. "You saying one of you is one of my parents, but you don't know WHO?" The man shook his head. "Once, when the world was younger, many of us walked between the worlds. Some of us do it still." He glanced over at the silver-armed man. "Many times, we have taken lovers among your race, and our blood still surfaces at times. And now, the music of the spheres sings of a new age, and calls you to wakefulness, you who will have the power to either save or damn the Earth, though we know not how, nor why it is you who were chosen, save that you have our power, and the potential to become like us." "Or like your enemies," the spear carrying woman said. "This is but one of the many tests, trials, and temptations you will face, but this is the one where we can help you instead of just watching, though even here, there are limits to what we may do. But we will aid you as much as we can." The man with the lantern handed it to Asuka. "I am Ariel, seeker of truth, and this is my lantern, which light drives out all lies." A burly man with short brown hair and a thick beard, clad in hunting leathers, stepped forward and handed his spear to Touji. "I am Orion the Hunter. This is my spear, which never misses and always strikes true. While you bear it, it will answer to no master but you until you willingly pass it along." Touji took it nervously, and prayed he wouldn't accidentally leave it somewhere. The man wreathed in red and orange flames stepped forward and handed his great bronze sword to Asuka. Flames continued to lick along the blade, until she put it into the scabbard he handed to her. "I am Karakal, Lord of Flame. Whatever you strike with my sword shall burn." She bowed and hung it from her belt. The woman with the Elder Sign upon her shield stepped forward. "I am N'tse-Kaambl, the Shatterer of Worlds, and I give to you my shield, upon which is the sign of the Elder Gods, the emblem of our power. It will never break." He took it and bowed. "Thanks." A slightly flabby old man with long white hair, wearing a simple blue robe, walked up to them, examined each of them, then handed to Touji a plain clay jug, stoppered shut. It sloshed as he walked, and it felt heavy enough to be quite full. "I am Oukranos, and this jug I give to you, which will never run dry, for it partakes of my essence." He smiled faintly. "I'd suggest keeping it away from Karakal's sword." Finally, the man with the silver arm, now clad in a bright blue tunic and brown leggings stepped forward. "I am Nuada, also called Nodens, and to you I give the gift to travel to Aldebaraan and return." He handed a whistle to Asuka, wrought of silver like his arm. "This whistle will call my night-gaunts to bear you to Aldebaraan and return you to the Dreamlands of Earth when you are ready to depart." Asuka and Touji bowed. "Thank you for everything," Asuka said. "We graciously accept your succor." "So what's it going to cost us?" Touji said. "Nobody does nothing for free." "Who is paying you to go on your quest?" Ariel asked him sharply. Touji froze up like a deer in headlights. "Your blood is ours," Nodens said. "Your enemies are our enemies. Perhaps the words of Nylarathotep are true, that the coming of the Outer Gods and their servants, the Angels, cannot be resisted. Perhaps the age of man is over, and winter will settle upon all things, the winter many of us fled to Earth to escape. But we will not surrender. Every victory, however tiny, is still a victory. Certainly, we cannot win if we do not fight." "He comes," a blind woman, with a bandage round her eyes and a set of scales in one hand, announced. "You must go now, before Nylarathotep finds you." "Who's this Nylarathotep person?" Touji asked as Asuka blew upon the whistle. "The Crawling Chaos, the Travelling Man, the Blind Ape of Truth, the Bloody Tongue, and many other titles, he is known by," the blind woman said. "He is the herald and voice of the Outer Gods, both sane and insane, malevolent and benevolent, a unity of contradictions. He cannot be denied, and yet he must be. We are not ready to make war on the Outer Gods, not yet, perhaps not ever, and so, if he demands we hand you over, we dare not refuse, shameful though it be. But if you are already gone, then we can tell him truthfully there is nothing we can do. Go with our blessing, and know that we will meet again. I have seen it." And then the doors opened, and two human like figures, each with long tales tipped with a sharp end like a 'spade' in a deck of cards and large bat-like wings flew in. They were faceless and voiceless, and normally, Asuka and Touji would have fought them or fled. Instead, they watched the creatures land and bow to Nodens, then let themselves be picked up by the creatures and carried out the door. Touji clung desperately to the spear and shield, and prayed he wouldn't drop it somewhere in space. Once they were gone, all present turned to the blind woman. Ariel said, "You have forseen their safe return?" "In one scale, they returned safely. In the other, they fell, and all the light of the world began to die. Upon these slender reeds, within whom our blood shines but dimly, rides the future of us all. It terrifies me." "Within him, the blood is thin, but her blood sings," Nath-Hortath said. "And perhaps his will sing too as he learns to hear its song. I could feel his blood grow a little stronger just from being near us. She will face the winnowing soon, and he too will come to that, I believe." "But will they survive it or will it break them?" Bast asked. "I do not know," Nath-Hortath said. "The power of the Outer Gods is also strong within her. Now I understand the prophecy far better, and how the same children could be the seed from which both salvation and damnation could blossom in equal measure. But for now, all we can do is watch and wait." "They are in the skies, rising towards the south," the blind woman said. "It is in their hands now." -*- There are worse ways to travel through space than to be firmly gripped by a faceless humanoid with bat wings and a tail that ends with a stinger, but Asuka and Touji hadn't experienced any of them. Space was cold, and the 'wind' they experienced from the speed they were moving just made it worse. The night-gaunts were utterly silent, mile after mile, hour after hour, leaving Asuka and Touji with only each other for companions. They had finished fighting hours ago, maybe days ago, and now they rode in silence, broiling in their own thoughts as they flew through the star-litten void. The stars seemed subtly wrong to Touji; some of them were in the right places, but others had moved in ways he'd never seen them move before. I wish I had an in-flight movie, he thought. Then the music began, or perhaps it had always been there and he'd just ignored it before. It was soft and rhythmic, like a beating of drums, or rain falling on a metal roof, like the heartbeat of the universe. It was soothing in its regularity. Soon, woodwinds began to join in, and strings. Asuka whispered, "Do you hear it?" "Yeah," he said softly. "It's the tune," she said. "The tune to what?" "I don't know. Shinji and I played it during our trip to America, but we couldn't remember where we'd heard it before. It's more complex like this, but...it's the same tune." The tune began to darken and become discordant, and the night-gaunts banked to the left. Slowly, the discords evened out and the tune returned to normal. Touji said, "Do you think..." "Maybe it's night-gaunt guidance radar or something," Asuka said weakly. "But that doesn't explain why we can hear it." Far off to their right, a dot in the distance began to grow, drifting past them as they rode along. It was a mishapen twisted thing, like a lizard bent nearly into a circle, and fumbling at its own tail with stubby arms that could not reach. Its forehead was smooth, its eyes were black voids reflecting the stars. It glowed with a yellow-green phosphoresence, and it was nearly a thousand feet long with vestigial wings and a second stunted tail that sprouted from mid-back. As it passed them, they could hear the discord faintly, with a crash of drums and the sound of a poorly tuned violin. Asuka winced, and the night-gaunts banked further left until the discord ceased once more. The creature drifted on, as if it was floating in a current which suddenly plunged, sending it dropping out of sight. "What the..." Touji finally said. "Man, the SETI people would love this," Asuka said. Time passed, and more twisted and warped creatures drifted by, each heralded by shifts in the music they heard. "Geez, I feel like I'm on some kinda weird theme park ride. Freaks of Nature Land or something," Touji eventually said. "They'd probably think we were freaks of nature," Asuka said. "Well, they'd be right in your case, but..." "Kiss my ass, squire," Asuka said. "Kiss MY ass, ya Brautwurst-lovin' 'ho!" Round and round the mulberry bush, pop goes the weasel. -*- Aldebaraan finally came into view. The huge blue-white star sat off to their left, while the night-gaunts banked right, heading for the fourth of the eight hunks of rock which circled it. Dark grey clouds shrouded much of its surface, but around the equator and poles, the clouds broke, revealing dark black splotches at the poles and large amounts of brown land, divided into three continents. The largest was shaped roughly like a crescent moon, so far as they could tell, with a long chain of mountains running from west to east as its spine. A huge black lake sat near the edge of the mountains, running roughly north- south, shaped like the outline of the eyelids around a human eye. Starting a few miles west of the lake, there was a single, irregularly shaped but roughly circular swathe of green, including the dark green of forests its northern half, which overlapped with the southern edge of the mountains. And on the eastern shore of the lake sat a gargantuan city, big enough to be seen from high above the land. It was twilight, and as the night-gaunts descended, shadows ran across the land, swathing it in darkness. And from the darkness, from the city, rose a flock of cherubim, coming to meet them. The night-gaunts turned and dove through them, heading for the green sward, but they were not fast enough, not with passengers. "Ya know, I just realized we don't have any parachutes," Touji said. Asuka drew the flaming sword. "You want some? COME AND GET IT!" Touji hefted the shield and spear as best he could while being carried, then suddenly realized he wasn't half so cramped up from carrying them for hours or days or however the hell long they'd been in space as he should have been. Must be magic, he guessed, wishing he had a chain gun instead. "C'mon ya worthless bastards! Even Shinji can kill you losers!" Two Cherubim dived at them. One took a spear through its skull and popped like a baloon, deflating and falling. The other had its claws burnt off, then its chest hacked open. It fell as well. They killed a dozen of the creatures. Unfortunately, there was no way for them to defend the backs of the night-gaunts carrying them. They never learned for sure if the night-gaunts lost their grip or died, but without warning, they suddenly fell. "Man, if that thing about dying in real life if you die in a dream is true, I'm gonna find you in the afterlife and STOMP YOU FLAT, Langley!" Touji tried willing himself awake, but it didn't help. He could feel himself getting lightheaded, and it took a supreme effort to cling to the shield and spear; the jug was tied to his belt. "Hmm. What happens if I stand on the shield that doesn't break? Think it'll absorb the impact?" "I think you'll splat flat against the inside of it," she said. "But it'll only kill your dreamself. Killing one body doesn't kill the other. That's why Kuranes is still alive here, but he's been dead in the waking world for a long time." Asuka had to fight to keep from succumbing to terror. She could see the ground coming closer and closer. Only the knowledge that people did sometimes survive falling this distance, out of airplanes and so on, kept her from completely freaking out. And the fact that she would never let Touji see her be afraid. "This is all your fault," he said. "Excuse me, but those weren't MY Cherubim!" she shouted, then felt a wave of faintness hit her. They bickered some more, but long before they reached the ground, fear and lightheadness took them, and they passed out, high above the trees that covered the ground below. -*- end part 14 -*-