Top Five (because y'all are gonna ask me anyway)

MIGHTY BRAIN!

  1. Inigo
  2. Rei Minor
  3. Jaeger
  4. Sakura Minor
  5. Haruka Minimus

Psychic Surgery

  1. Jaeger
  2. Rei Minor
  3. Sakura Minor
  4. Haruka Minimus
  5. Shinji Minor

Get Hit and Not Fall Over

  1. Drake Minor
  2. Inigo
  3. Shinji Minor
  4. Rei Minor
  5. Jaeger

Take a Mental Licking

  1. Rei Minor
  2. Inigo, Jaeger, Sakura Minor, Shinji Minor
  3. Everybody Else

Winner at Risk

  1. Drake Minor
  2. Haruka Minimus
  3. Inigo
  4. Rei Minor, Sakura Minor

Best Wielders of the Nerf Patternblade

  1. Inigo
  2. Drake Minor
  3. Haruka Minimus
  4. Jaeger
  5. Rei Minor

Junior Weightlifter

  1. Drake Minor
  2. Shinji Minor
  3. Haruka Minimus
  4. Damn, the rest've y'all SUCK.

Floats like a Butterfly

  1. Shinji Minor, Sakura Minor
  2. You know what? Not even going to bother.