Mario of Chaos

"It's a me, Mario..." *thud*

Mario of Chaos is a professional assassin who kills his targets (in theory) by jumping on their heads in his magical boots, which produce gold coins when he does so. He bears a great deal of resemblance to Mario the Plumber, employee of Castle Amber.

He was hired by the Taylor blood creature called Yog-y'bootymac to aid in the killing of Miki, alongside Vice. He failed to do this despite repeatedly jumping on Miki's head, and was smacked down by Motoko and taken prisoner by House Gainax.