Wandering Loud Mouth
He was another of Gendo's bastard children. He was legitimized after Sakura's treason was revealed, and made Nanami's young
life hell. An overbearing bastard who wrote bad poetry, he insulted the wrong ambassador and was cut in half.
Said Corey was revealed during the Herald Crisis to have been a blood clone made by Gendo as part of a plot to provoke Therin into war. Due to some complications, the real Corey was left hidden in a secure shadow for hundreds of years (which was then lost completely after Gendo died), until Hel's agents found him and brainwashed him. He was saved by Edith, a Blessed of the Unicorn, who unbrainwashed him with the help of Prince Demetrius and Queen Mutsumi.
Corey has become a sort of tactical nuke for the family; tell him some force insulted him and he goes and destroys it violently. He is known to be dating Edith, High Priestess of the Turtle in Arcadia, and splits his time between the universes; usually he comes over to this one after he and Edith have a spat, stays a few years until he misses her too much, then goes back to Arcadia until he drives her insane and she throws him out of the universe again.
Many have compared him to Drake, if you stripped away every vestige of civilization. He gets along well with Ramon and seems to like Nanami Minor in his own way (ie, he made her life hell when she was a kid, and now gets in periodic massive brawls with her, but doesn't draw the big-ass-sword he carries everywhere). He and Captain Uotani also enjoy beating the crap out of each other. He has a great liking for Miroku and Kurz, as they can go get drunk and laid together. He's also quite friendly with Cho in a violent sort of way. He also seems to like Munchausen, as he has a liking for good stories. He's known to hate Asuka, and periodically announces he's going to find that shadow she rules and burn it to the ground. But nothing seems to ever come of it. He periodically invades the Chaos Embassy, just to force Yuki and Kyou to get in a brawl with him; this seems to amuse Shigure, rather than anger him, though Yuki and Kyou are getting sick of the man.
He was left butt-naked and pissed off in the aftermath of the fight with the Hemingway Gang. He was last seen on his way to Chaos to wreck havoc.
Down in Chaos he seems to have gotten a lot of women pregnant while disguised as Random and acquired a concubine named Qawoor. It remains to be seen as to exactly how many bits of Corey will be left once Edith gets her hands on him.
Reactions to others:
- Fuyutsuki: Same as he ever was.
- Gendo: HAHA! You died horribly and I'm still here! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
- Anthy: Not as lonely as I'd thought.
- Cho: He's a great guy to get drunk with and burn down an entire shadow.
- Ishmael: No Sense of Humor.
- Kodachi: Nice Ass.
- Large Number of Random Fans: Hey, that wasn't me, it was Random! See, they agree! Yeah, that's it!
- Loewen: The Primal Mountain of Whoopass.
- Corrine: Blah, blah, I am the dark avenger of the forests! Yeah, whatever. You need to get laid really, really desperately.
- Drake: Probably should have killed him when we had the chance, just to be sure.
- Juri: Too bad she's frigid and gay, as she's got a nice body.
- King Tylor: I'm doing what I want, alright.
- Touga: Oooh, you're so mysterious. Here, have a beer.
- Drake: Come back when you can beat me at arm-wrestling.
- Van: Knows a good thing when he's got it.
- Saionji: Horny as Miroku, except he can't GET ANY.
- Eowyn: Hot, and neither gay nor married. Hmmm...
- Juri: Damn, even I've never gotten in THIS much trouble.
- Corrine: Not a dark avenger of the forests, THANKFULLY.
- Makoto: Pull _my_ finger.
- Nanami: Too flimsy for her own good.
- Miki: How exactly does this guy turn Juri straight whenever he comes near her and only then? I mean, he's about as feminine as she is. I mean, it's perfectly clear to me why he likes to bang Juri, but...
- Kozue: Vengeance is for losers and cocaine addicts, Kozue. Smart people just say 'Fuck it' and move on.
- Derith: Folds like a little baby if you kick him in the 'nads.
- Utena: Needs better taste in men.
- Wakaba: She's a sexy little thing.
- Vash: Are we coming up on the 200th time to be thrown out of King's place together yet?
Spouses of the Elders
- Yuriko: Kinda frigid, but someone's got to do the work, I guess.
- Suu: She's the sort of woman who makes love to you all night long and it's the best sex you ever had, but then you wake up in this machine which is using your colon to process cheese. Dammit.
- The Red Knight: I am still trying to figure out how he punted me all the way to Cathay.
- Nabiki: Only a B. She cheats.
- Tsuwabuki: My ass still hurts. NO, NOT LIKE THAT!
- Madoka: Why are you getting mad? You could be scoring some sweet Juri love with your hubby by your side. You just have no taste in women, I guess.
- Edith: Lightning's striking me again, baby.
The TAMD Generation
- Keiko: Looks very good naked.
- Michelle: She's really good, but the harem kind of grates after a while.
- Mikage: Ahh, yes, the very clever man who built a construct that would go berserk and evil after he died. That's planning for the future. Dumbass.
- Nagisa: He's a pansy, but damn, he's a powerful pansy.
- Ramon: Daaaaaaamn, he's strong.
- Shinobu Major: Damn, you are the stupidest little bitch that ever was. You think you had it rough? You think the family isn't up to your stupid little standards? King Gendo wouldn't be happy? YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT, YOU LITTLE WHINING BITCH. And who gives a flying fuck what Gendo would think of all this? He's dead, dead, dead and good riddance to bad rubbish. You shouldn't be executed, you should be tied to a pole and everyone in the family should come by and play whack-a-mole with your face for about a century. THEN you'd have something to whine about. You make me vomit.
- Shizumaru: Not much fun.
Spouses and lovers of the TAMD Generation
- Damask: Half the time he's a barrel of laughs. The other half, he's kinda scary.
- Atsuko: Oh yeah, she knows how to have fun.
- Gabrielle: She can be a lot of fun, unlike her husband.
- Inaba: Who?
- Rimururu: BORING.
The UnS Generation
- Beowulf: Could stand to loosen up a little.
- Demetrius: Damn, I'm glad he made it back okay.
- Jacqueline: Some of her are fun, and some are fucked up.
- Kanna: Too bad she's taken.
- Kentaro: Why was a man who caused a war made an ambassador?
- Kuonji: Too clever by half.
- Moonshade: A fine piece of ass who is sadly already taken.
- Motoko: You ought to just admit you're a lust-bucket and enjoy yourself like Michelle does. It would be more honest.
- Mutsumi: She makes a good queen.
- Naru: This is what happens when you date a philosopher.
- Nausicaa: Wasn't her fault.
- Shinobu Minor: I like hussies.
- Sumire: Yeah, I wouldn't want to marry Nanbara either.
- Thoric: I don't know whether to envy him or be glad I AM NEVER GETTING PREGNANT.
- Vice: Starting over is never easy.
Spouses of the UnS Generation
- Davros: I gotta envy him sometimes.
- Kaede: Kick some ass in the afterlife for us.
- Lily: She's got the right idea.
- Mitsune: Should dress like her sister.
- Ruka: Has got to be a happy man.
- Aburatsubo: A pretty-boy and not much else.
- Akari: I'm going to try and stay out of Lolita's blast radius.
- Anya: Kind of cute. Big mouth, though.
- Asuka: Blah, blah, temper, scream, blah.
- Chloe: Something a little weird about that girl.
- Deirdre: Get a grip.
- Hanajima: I wouldn't mind a little wind in my willows.
- Haru: Studying the Tao of Being a Butt-Toy, I see.
- Jewel: Should have been aborted.
- Kanako: Huh.
- Kaname: Warning for public: Do not ever grab her ass.
- Katherine: Don't really know her.
- Kurz: Dude, why are you dating a mutant freak?
- Kyou: When you can beat me, THEN I'll admit you're good.
- Makoto: Just gimme a chance! I'll show you I'm better than Dios!
- Martin: Books are boring.
- Melissa: Oh YEAH!
- Minako: Working on the Giant Moron Award.
- Miroku: You can do better than Uotani.
- Allen von Munchausen: Better luck next time.
- Nanami Minor: My little neice can kick a lot of ass. Oh yeah.
- Nanbara: He's getting better, I'd say.
- Orien: Would make a good boy-toy for Aburatsubo.
- Ota Minor: He's a fun guy.
- Random: o/~ Billie Jean is not my lover o/~
- Setsuna: Don't make me shave you bald and spraypaint your head again.
- Shigure: Pity about the curse.
- Shiori: Good job, Shiori.
- Sousuke: He and Kaname need to get naked. And by naked, I mean SEX!!!!!!!
- Susanna: Who?
- Suzuka: What exactly is up with her?
- Telemain: Real clever. NOT.
- Tohru: Kinda cute, but a little too childish for me.
- Tomos: He can kick some ass.
- Uo: Grape Ape.
- Violet: Pretty hot.
- Yomiko: Pretty stupid.
- Yuki: Tougher than he looks. But NOT AS TOUGH AS ME!