The Terrible Trio (Plus One)
AKA, The Knights of the Dinner Table
This band of Chaosian mercenaries seems to have a knack for dying horribly, then returning from said fate. Indeed, one of them seems to have somehow survived falling onto the Pattern itself...
Recently, they seem to have been guilty of turning Abyss Kittens loose in Castle Amber.
The membership of the group has been somewhat variable with time, but has included:
- Teflon Billy, Half-Dwarf Mage
- El Ravager, Big Stupid Tough Strong Fighter and rider of magic cows
- Chelsea, his magic cow (Has not been seen since their first appearance, as perhaps she never got out of wherever Hiko teleported her to...)
- Knuckles, Dwarven Thief
- Justina, Priestess of the Serpent
- Thorina, Female Barbarian
- Tried to collect the bounty on Shizumaru during the Second Day of Darkness, ended with death of entire group, except Chelsea, who only got teleported away.
- Became involved in the Quest for the Keys of Hoard of the Dragon, and was slain to the last man by Kanna and Ukyou and Spellvis.
- Seen in Cafam with a Taylor, trying to find the spikard with his guidance. They then later assisted two other Taylors in transporting Yig Weedkiller from CAFAM. They were alternatively knocked out or killed by Kanna and Pirotess before being summarily fried to death by one of the Taylor's Zero Option spells.
- Showed up at Shamber too late to exploit the Wu attack on it on the Day of the Dead. They fell before the wrath of Kanna, Yumi, and the Leather Knight.
- Turned Abyss Kittens loose in the basement of Castle Amber.
- What may be the primal KODT, or possibly just another layer of disposable bodies, was found in the City of Brass. The woman was captured, and 'Billi' (El Ravager?) died at Chloe's hands.
- El Ravager was shoved onto the Pattern after being hit by Stagger Lee's '28 Ford
- Teflon Billy had all of his conjured magic negated and was sliced open by Ukyou before he could even cast a spell or knew what hit him.
- Knuckles had his internal organs slammed through his body by Kanna's staff.
- Thorina was eaten by a giant carniverous cake trumped in by Gabrielle.
- Many of them were blown up by an exploding Taylor
- Teflon Billy had his Warfare booster negated by the Leather Knight, who then shot him dead with a sniper rifle, at the Shamber battle.
- Uotani jammed Teflon Billy's Wand of Fireballs up his nose, then shouted the command word.