Pattern Turbulence Report
- Kanako of Helgram and Belgalad
- Hanajima Saki
- Nanami Minor of Belgalad
- Pharoah Mobius.
- Telemain of Tenjou
- Tomasina Valois du Therin (aka Mirielle)
- Tomos Valois du Therin
- Uotani Arisa. Status: Damaged Soul. Problem: Failed to become Princess of Amber and born to wrong parents. Status Update: Members of House Belgalad have uncovered several steps to repair her soul and upgrade her to proper Amberite position.
- Pattern-Drawer Jacqueline of Tenjou. Status: Utterly Fucked Up. Problem: Current Status is unstable. Bride is mildly sociopathic. Dr. Jacqueline has no grasp of 'consequences'. Jacqui lacks backbone. Jack has no taste in women. Host is asshole. Hostess cannot act far beyond the castle of Dreams for long. [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS] [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS] Stupid Logrus in way of one solution. STUPID LOGRUS. Status Update: Dr. Jacqueline's giant magnet is perfect example of the whole problem.
- Lian of Avalon and Amber. Status: Lost In Abyss. Problem: STUPID FOOL COMMITTED SUICIDE. Status Update: Still in the Abyss. Moron.
- Chloe of Rebma. Status: Damaged Soul. Problem: Chloe has damaged soul due to upbringing and heredity. Status Update: Chloe is seeking solutions to her problem; preliminary analysis shows Wind Dragon Should Have Sufficient Power to Keep Promise.
- Moriya of Catala. Status: Fractured Soul. Problem: Soul currently split into multiple parts due to circumstances of death and blood curse from slayer. Status Update: Princess Akari is pursing solutions; previously unknown piece residing in the Abyss has been recovered. Recognizable fragments: Incubus Moriya. Nym the Swagman. A little ghost-baby fed on healthy, nutritious ghost milk (now assimilated). Moriya's Rage. Shard of Blood-Ilvig (now assimilated). Small fragment incorporated into Special Agent Yomiko, status--irretrevable. Subject--Yomiko inherited never developed wood power set connected to initial Moriya Destiny. Recommendations: Incubus Moriya is now central core around which pieces may be integrated. Original Destiny now reclaimable due to Destiny spikard accident.
- Ota Minor. Status: Damaged Soul, Extreme Dumb Ass. Problem: Bad heredity has unhinged him because his soul and his body aren't fitting into each other well. Soul had to be jammed into the wrong body due to complex destiny fuckups as well. Subject--Jacqueline Tenjou destined to have two daughters by Shinobu Minor. Souls rerouted to Minako and Ota Minor.
- Jewel. Status: Outside Area of View. Problem: Only Slightly More Stable Than A Volcano During an Earthquake. May go apeshit at any moment and rip off Violet's head and spit on her grave. Potential grave threat to continued existence of universe due to ability to bleed on both Patterns and destroy them. Needs desperately to be stabilized. Needs to either die or be tied to Order sufficiently to counteract the fact that she is half made of TOTAL PSYCHOSIS LOGRUS STUFF. Killing Jewel 95% likely to lead to catastrophic Order-Chaos war, destroyign entire universe."