Quotes Five

You wake up curled up on the floor of the door hallway. You wear a white rose ring on your finger and the Joy door blazes like a beacon.
Nanami Minor gets to her feet, staring at the ring incredulously, and then at the bouncy ball in her other hand. "Everybody else gets cryptic prophecy," she says weakly. "I get fuckin' souvenirs."
--Tir'na'nog - Come for the visions. Stay for the merchandise.

Random says, "you know, I have _never_ ever seen the Unicorn until now. You know that? Never."
Random says, "anyway, give the big horn my apologies and regards."
Jacqui blinks. "Really?" She YANKS the Unicorn into full view. "Say hello to my daughter."
HELLO, RANDOM.
Random says, "Well. Ah." She takes off her hat. "Hallo there, Unicorn. Nice to finally meet you."
ACTUALLY, YOU MET ME BEFORE, BUT YOU WERE TOO LITTLE TO REMEMBER.
Random blinks. "Hey, yeah?"
Random asks, "I, er, didn't bite your horn or anything, did I?"
YOUR MOTHER AND I HAD THE FIRST OF OUR ANNUAL ARGUMENTS OVER WHAT EXACTLY CONSTITUTES A ROMANCE FOR THE AGES.
MY TAIL, ACTUALLY.
Random winces slightly. "Ooooh, I am _so_ sorry."
-- The bite problem, pt1

Random says faintly, "Ye gods, I bit the Unicorn's tail."
Jacqui says, "Yes, you did, honey."
Random facepalms. "Oh my gosh."
Jacqui says, "You swallowed a few hairs and we couldn't get them back up either."
Tomos turns and gives an incredulous look.
Random says, "This would explain why High Priest Geo gives me odd looks."
Akari looks bemusedly at Random.
Jacqui looks at Tomos. "She was only about 8 months old at the time."
Jacqui says, "He gives you odd looks because you bit him."
Tomos says, "I see."
Jacqui says, "On the butt."
Jacqui says, "Twice."
Random asks, ".... I bit high priest Geo?"
Random says faintly, "Is there anyone in the castle I didn't bite?"
Jacqui says, "Mario."
Random says, "Ha. Okay. Will fix."
- C'mere, Mario...

Random takes this moment to thump Minako's arm in irritation.
Minako says, "HEY!"
Minako says, "You shouldn't hit a mother!"
Random says, "you're a father."
- Sisterly affection.

Kaname opens a trump gate to a shadow full of grease under high pressure, then uses her open connection to Asuka to weave the calls together and spray huge quantities of flammable grease all over Feral Galatea. The grease, of course, ignites. Feral Galatea screams. Then Asuka holds up the Heart of Flame. "BURN BURN BURN AND BURN SOME MORE!"
The flames around Feral Galatea multiply in intensity. Her flesh cooks like something Gabrielle put in the machine for burning things which have already been burnt.
Chloe exclaims, "Alive, alive, we want her ALIVE!"
Chloe mutters, "Pattern only knows why."
Kaname says, "Asuka, snuff the flames."
Asuka says, "But...they're so pretty."
Kaname says, "Snuff them!"
Asuka sighs and turns off the fire.
- Fry-Cook Asuka gets carried away.

Nanami Minor brings her free hand up and curls it into a fist. "Okay, make a fist," she says to the baby.
Nanami Minor says, "I just hope this place is safe for 'em. Make a fist, Vash."
Vash makes a little baby fist.
Nanami Minor says, "Okay, now do what I do. Hya!" She slowly punches with her free hand.
Baby Vash wobbles his arm around in something that might vaguely resemble what Nanami is doing.
Nanami Minor says, "No, no, you gotta stiffen your elbow."
Vash stares at Nanami as if he understood, then shakes his arm again.
- Start them young.

You head on down to the Embassy. You can hear THE SAVAGE JUNGLE DRUMS. Actually, it's just Ayame, sitting at a drum set, idly drumming to amuse himself while the combat arena is being set up in the yard.
Nanami Minor blinks. "Hey, Ayame, you drum?"
Ayame nods. "Sometimes I must unleash the beat within my soul."
Nanami Minor says, "Uh... yeah. See ya, Ayame."
--The Savage Prancing Drums

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