Ye Auld Top Ten List

Bludgeoning People With Psychic Wang

1. Merc, Alan
2. Rod
3. John
4. David
5. Andrew, Travis
6. Bremer, Phil
7. Mike, Dan
8. Sean

Fine Control of Psychic Scalpel

1. Alan
2. Merc
3. Rod
4. Andrew, John, Travis
5. Dan, David, Mike
6. Bremer, Phil
7. Sean

Hulk Smash Puny Human Routine

1. Mike.
2. Several battleships
3. Dan, Merc
4. Andrew, Bremer, Phil, Travis, Sean
5. David, John
6. Rod
7. Alan

My Kung Fu Can Defeat Your Kung Fu

1. Dan
2. Mike
3. Several destroyers
4. Raging Droo
5. Sean
6. Bremer, Travis
7. David, John, Merc, Phil
8. Rod
9. Alan

That Nuke Stung, Bitch

1. Mike
2. LOTS of battleships
3. Sean
4. Dan
5. Andrew
6. Alan
7. Bremer, Travis
8. David, John, Phil
9. Rod

Teflon Mind Meter

1. Mike
2. Sean
3. Several destroyers
4. Dan
5. Alan, Andrew
6. Bremer, Travis
7. David, John, Phil
8. Rod

Kenshin Slapdown Scale

1. David
2. Merc
3. Several Battleships
4. Phil, Travis
5. Bremer
6. Andrew, Rod, Sean
7. John
8. Alan, Dan
9. Peat Moss
10. Mike

Right On Commander

1. David
2. Several Battleships
3. Alan, Dan
4. Merc, Mike
5. Phil
6. Prof
7. Andrew, Bremer, Sean
8. Rod
9. John