Mission Briefing Alert BGT-873-A92-1-ALPHA
- Mission Number: BGT-873-A92-1
- Mission Team: TROUBLE-MTK-A493B3Z
- Mission Password: 'Soylent Green is [DELETED FOR SECURITY PURPOSES]'
- Mission Coordinator: HPD Food Vat Facility #6 Manager Ronald-G-DLD-3
You will do the following immediately:
- Report to HPD&MC Briefing Room Delta-Gamma-Niner in MTK Subsector 8.
- Give the Mission Password to your Mission Coordinator
- Recieve a fair, fun, safe, simple mission from your Mission Coordinator.
- Dance for Keik-O
- Carry out your mission, destroying all icky treason.
- Report back on the success of your mission.
- Give Thanks to your Benevolent Friend, the Computer, Who Sent You On This Safe and Fun Mission.
WARNING: Perform all steps in order or errors may result! Error is Treason! Treason is BAD FOR YOU.