Mission Briefing Alert BGT-873-A92-1-ALPHA

You will do the following immediately:

  1. Report to HPD&MC Briefing Room Delta-Gamma-Niner in MTK Subsector 8.
  2. Give the Mission Password to your Mission Coordinator
  3. Recieve a fair, fun, safe, simple mission from your Mission Coordinator.
  4. Dance for Keik-O
  5. Carry out your mission, destroying all icky treason.
  6. Report back on the success of your mission.
  7. Give Thanks to your Benevolent Friend, the Computer, Who Sent You On This Safe and Fun Mission.

WARNING: Perform all steps in order or errors may result! Error is Treason! Treason is BAD FOR YOU.