Osric the Younger

(to Steve Nelson and Jack Rollins' "Frosty the Snowman")

Osric the Younger  
Was a frigid icy soul
And could kick your ass
Really really fast
If asskicking were her goal

Osric the Younger
Had a two-sword combat stance
And she trained that way
Nearly every day
To get in Benedict's pants

She may be psychopathic and she always wears a frown
But she's pretty cute and if we object
Then she'll feed us to the hounds

Oh, Osric the Younger
Seems mostly on our side
Which is really good
Because if she weren't
I'd suggest we run and hide