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Uz Warrior

Long ago, we lived in Wonderhome. Then Yelm the Evil invaded and set Wonderhome on fire and we Uz had to flee to the surface, where there was a lot less to eat, which didn't stop us eating everything we could. During the Great Darkness, no one battled and ate Chaos as much as we did. One of our gods, The Great And Only Old One, Ezkankekko, organized the army which won the I Fought, We Won battle and liberated Dragon Pass while Orlanth was off finding more women to fuck as usual. Why Ernalda hasn't killed and eaten him by now, you will never understand. Orlanth claims he was off raising the sun but that's just another reason for her to eat him. Stupid sun. You are initiated to Karrg, who led the armies of Kygor Litor (the Greater Goddess of Darkness), while Zorak Zoran was off just killing and eating everything, which has its place, but a dog can do that.

You're just saying.

You were raised to obey the women who rule the Uz as Karrg perfectly obeys Kygor Litor. And they told you to go pal around with humans and other creatures what talk and send them the information you find out. So here you are, since Karrg teaches, Always Obey Troll Priestesses. But secretly, he also taught you, Obey the Spirit of Orders, Not the Literal Words, so you send the important stuff, but you can keep a secret of a friend. Weird as your new friends are. *They can't eat rocks*. I mean, rocks taste lousy, but even trollkin can eat rocks and they're freaks of nature due to a curse.

Zorak Zoran's followers have a rivalry with Karrg's followers, because Zorak Zoran is a drooling idiot who thinks all problems are solved by eating the problem. However, those idiots can be useful sometimes.

Most Uz Warriors are men, though a few women take up the club and go smack some people for the glory of the UZ. Their mothers despair, but Kaarg eagerly accepts them despite orders to not do it, because you have to Obey the Spirit of Orders, Not the Literal Words.

Take this playbook if you want to dig into an alien mindset and be brave, sensible (by troll standards), but also kind of crude and strange.

Pick your Attributes

You have Might +2, and pick one of the following arrays to distribute among your remaining Attributes:

Choose one of the following arrays:


You start with all the Basic Moves and Pick Three off the list below:

Basic Magic

Choose 2:


Your skin is tough, giving you one point of armor. You have a pair of sunglasses which let you operate in daytime without losing your sight. Pick one serious weapon and three Troll Gear

Serious weapons (pick one):

Troll Gear (pick three):


Choose one:


Once you earn 5 XP, you can buy an advancement.

After you have leveled up five times, you may take an advanced improvement for every 5 XP you earn.


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