The Dying of the Light A Ranma 1/2 Fanfic by Alan Harnum All Ranma characters are the property of Rumiko Takahashi, first published by Shogakukan in Japan and brought over to North America by Viz Communications. This copy of the story is from my centralized fanfiction archive at http://www.thekeep.org/~harnums/fanfic. I can be reached by e-mail at harnums@thekeep.org Part 7 : Even a Worthless Weapon A long, long time ago... A beach at night, with water lapping at the shore in an ocean caress. Out in the distance, grey shapes, slick-wet and webbed of toe and finger, swimming towards the shore in powerful strokes. The sky overhead looked very different then. It was brighter, clearer, with more stars visible than any person today might see. There was no fog of pollution or glare of city lights to hide the light of the stars. Light of stars that illuminated the dozens of the sea-children coming towards the beach. It had been a nice beach, once. But now some miasma hung over the whole area that had scarred the natural beauty of the place almost irreperably; it would take it a long time to recover. Once the land had been beautiful as the stars above. Now, it was faded and grey like an old photograph, as if something had sucked the very life and vitality from it. Everything looked brittle, as if it would snap at a touch. Even the water was somehow wrong, too dark even in the night's darkness, and the stars did not reflect in it. Two friends stood on the beach, watching as the sea-children swam inland, lifting their croaking voices in a song of the sea, a song that bubbled through the night air. It was haunting and horrible, so utterly alien it posessed almost a strange kind of cold beauty. One of the two was tall and thin, rangy and ropy and powerful. The other was powerful as well, stockily built and nearly as broad as he was tall. But there was a sense of something more than physical power to the two of them, standing unafraid on the sand as dozens of grey shapes drew closer. "We's it, then?" the taller one said after a moment, flexing his hands in anticipation. Short, sharp nails caught the starlight and glittered. "Yes, my friend," replied the shorter. "We are the last line here. All of our forces are stretched so thin, guarding from all sides as they do their work." "Not good," the taller being rumbled. "Lots of 'em." "Yes," the shorter said. "There are indeed a great number." "I forget. These ones good eating?" "Rather like big fugu, as I recall." "Tasty." "Better than most of them." "How long do you think it'll be?" the taller one said. His speech was rough and growling, while his companion's was light and smooth. The shorter being sniffed the air, scenting something far off, and when he spoke again there was a wistful mixture of joy and regret in his voice. "Not long. They're nearly finished. It will be soon; we will hold them as long as we need to." "Good," the bigger one rumbled. "But... why?" "Why what?" "Well, we... won't be here when it's done," the big one said with a nervous uncertainty. "Why are we..." "Why are we fighting, then?" the smaller one said with an indulgent smile at his friend. "It's simple, really. If we remain here, we fight a losing war in which they only grow stronger with our presence. Look at what all these years have done to the land already; it will take a dozen times that for it to recover a fraction of its beauty. It is better to leave it a thing of beauty in their hands then leave it a wasteland in the hands of... those things..." "Ah," the bigger one said. "I understand." And he did, sort of. As much as one such as him was capable of understanding a concept such as self-sacrifice. "I shall miss this place, you know," the shorter being said with a toothy smile. "So delightful it was. So beautifully fragile at the beginning, so temporal, so perfectly flawed. 'Mono no aware', and all that." "Yeah," the bigger one said, a bit sadly, although he didn't really understand what his friend was talking about. "Plus the food was good." "And then they had to show up and ruin all our fun, didn't they?" the short one said with a sigh. "Bad," the bigger one commented taciturnly. "Oh yes," the shorter being said. "They're very bad." "How many?" the big one said. "I can't count that high." "I'd say three dozen or so," the small one said. "What's that mean?" "Nearly twenty times as many as us." "Twenty?" "Twice as many as ten times." The bigger one chuckled. "Unfair." "Yes. No challenge at all." "You first?" "Oh, no, my dear companion. I insist." "Okay." The first of the grey shapes reached land, stood up on webbed feet and croaked hoarsely his leadership of the song and the war party. That croak became a shriek when the larger of the two beings loomed up from the darkness and tore its belly open as easily as a man peels a piece of fruit. "Hello fishies," the larger one said with a chortle. "Come to play with us?" It was over in a few minutes, and the few that had managed to escape by swimming out into deeper waters didn't return. Until five minutes later, when the main body of them arrived, and over a hundred grey shapes abruptly exploded from the water and began to charge the two beings, croaking hoarse battle cries in their alien language. "I say, how terribly rude," the smaller one said between bites. "Just when we were sitting down to eat." The larger one said nothing, for his mouth was too full. The smaller stood up. "Come then. Back to work, old friend." He grabbed two of the grey shapes, lifted them with impossibly great strength for something of his size, and pounded their heads together until they didn't really have heads anymore. But the things swarmed around them in huge numbers, and died in huge numbers as well. The two beings were blurs of teeth, claws and immense inhuman power, and none of the sea-children could touch them. "Bored," the larger one said as he eviscerated one of the things with a casual backhand swing. "Yes, frightfully so," the smaller one said. "I wonder if we'll ever have something interesting show up..." He paused and kicked backwards, and the blow snapped the thick neck of the thing coming at him from behind. "Look," the larger one said, pointing out to the sea, which bubbled and boiled as if the very water itself were burning. "Oh my," the smaller one said as he looked out. "That's a very big one, isn't it?" The shape coming from the water was vast and round, about the size of a small hill. It was of mottled green flesh, scabrous and tattered and leaking thick yellow-black fluid that boiled away the ocean water where it touched and left oily pestilence in its place. Great dripping mouths filled with jagged teeth occasionally yawned in it and vanished, or eyes the size of a man's torso emerged randomly from beneath a flap of skin to glare at them balefully, rheumy-eyed and half-blind from their own corruption. After a little while, they realized it was the top of a head. "Dear me," the small one said with a sigh. "I'd guess the ocean floor is about two hundred feet deep out there." "Uh-oh," said the larger as he tore out the jugular on one of the grey-slick sea creatures with his teeth. "Yes, uh-oh," the smaller one echoed. "But in a strange way, I'm almost flattered. They've sent one of them. Against just the two of us; I believe we've gotten quite a reputation for killing their children." "Them?" "The leaders. The abominations. The true unnatural ones," the small one said, and there was terrible loathing in his tones, hatred mingled with disgust. "That big bastard out there's one of them. Look what he's doing to the water..." "Bad," the large one said mournfully. "Ah well," the smaller one said with a shrug. He smiled. "I think we'll have the last laugh after all." He smirked. "Watch this..." A few seconds passed, during which four more of the hunched shapes that had come from the sea died. The smaller one suddenly thrust his hand forward, pointing out towards the vast being wading slowly inland like a walking mountain. "Begone, abomination!" he shouted. "I banish you with my mighty magic!" And then his words were swallowed by silence, as the night sky flared bright as day in every colour of the spectrum. The silence was only a moment long, for then the sea-children gave an awful cry and shielded their eyes from the light, and raced back towards the ocean. The two beings pursued, killing them as they ran until they got deep enough to get away. And their screams were matched by a horrible keening voice from far out in the ocean. And far away in the night, other voices screamed with rage as well, and then abruptly died away. "Good trick, that," the bigger one said with a laugh. "All in the timing," the smaller one said. "So long, my friend." "Where are we going?" "Wherever it is we must. Perhaps some place has been prepared for us. Fare you well, sweet comrade, should we not meet again." "Bye." Their forms were already turning misty and smoky, going from opaque to translucent to finally transparent, whereupon they vanished altogether. And then a very, very long time passed... ********** "You lie, Nabiki Tendo." "Am I the type to lie, Kuno-baby?" "Yes." "Well, maybe. But not about this. Wednesday night, Ranma asked Akane to marry her, and she accepted." "LIES!" "Kuno," Nabiki said icily from her seat on the couch in his apartment. "I've told you the truth. You can either choose to believe it, or you can rationalize it in with one of your little fairy tales." "It cannot be," Kuno said. "Even if it is as you say, he must have done something, some sorcery, to coerce my dear Akane into this. It is not right! I shall not allow it! It is I she loves!" His hands were shaking in front of him as he paced the room. "I shall not allow it!" "Listen up, Kuno," Nabiki said softly. "I'm doing this for your own good, because lately you've been almost tolerable and you've been behaving in a way that makes me think you may have something resembling an IQ. I'm going to associate you with some truths you're probably not going to like. I'd suspect you already know them yourself, but you live in this wonderful fantasy world most of the time, so I'd guess it's probably hard for you to see them." "Do you mock me, woman?" Kuno growled, stopping in his pacing to stare at her. "It would be best if you took care, or..." "Or what?" Nabiki said. "You'll challenge me to a duel, Kuno? Beating me up make you feel better, maybe?" She saw, for a moment, the mask drop from his face to show an expression of hurt underneath. But then it was back. "No, Nabiki Tendo. I shall not fight one who is not a warrior. I save my battle-fury for the foul sorcerer Saotome." "Calm down, Kuno," Nabiki said. "Sit. On the floor. Now." Kuno glared, but complied with her words. "You think to order me around..." "Kuno, shut up," Nabiki said forcefully. Seemingly surprised, he did. "Thank you. Now, be quiet and listen to me for a few minutes. I'm telling you this because I've known you for a very long time, and I suppose we're friends in a way. But when you act like this, I don't even want to be near you. So grow up and listen to me." Kuno opened his mouth, but closed it when Nabiki raised a finger. "Now. I'm going to tell you some things you should have been able to figure out a long time ago, okay?" Kuno nodded mutely, his face gradually losing the expression of righteous indignation and sinking into a neutral, unreadable mask. His eyes were cold and hard. "First of all," Nabiki said slowly. "Akane doesn't love you. From what I can see, she doesn't even like you very much. Frankly, you harassed her for years, threatened every guy who ever tried to be nice to her, and basically made her life hell until Ranma showed up." There was a small tremble in Kuno's face, and she saw his jaw tighten. "Second," she continued. "You don't have any claim to my little sister. She was engaged to Ranma by our father and Ranma's father. They didn't seem to like it at first, but somewhere along the lines things have changed. She accepted his proposal of her own free will, and any attempt you make to disrupt their marriage only dishonours you and your family." Kuno's eyes blinked shut for a moment, then opened, still hard and steely like sword blades. He said, nothing only continued to look at her. "Third," Nabiki said. "You're eighteen years old, Kuno. It's time to grow up and stop changing everything that happens to fit your own little picture of the world. You have to face reality, and the biggest obstacle to you doing that is my sister and your pig-tailed goddess. You know who I'm talking about, right? The one who dislikes you even more than Akane does? The one who has the same name as Ranma? The one who dresses the same as he does? The one who appears whenever Ranma gets wet, and you never, ever see the two of them together?" Kuno's lips moved, but no sound came out. He hung his head, covered his face with his hands. "The truth hurts, Kuno," Nabiki said softly. "When you take a look at yourself and realize that maybe the way you see things, the way you see yourself, that's not the way everyone else sees it. The truth hurts a lot, when you find out what someone really thinks of you." A low sound issued from him, something that seemed to stretch on into forever. "No..." "Yes, Kuno," Nabiki said, trying to avoid having any sympathy for him. It was true; sometimes you needed to be cruel to be kind. "It's true." "She must love me," Kuno said, flatly and emotionessly. "She must love me." The next part was said so quietly she could barely hear it. "Someone has to love me..." "What about your family?" Nabiki said, remembering her own family. Every time she felt like that, felt as if no one loved her, she only had to think of her sisters, or her father. "My sister and I have built too many walls between us," Kuno said. "My father is a madman." There was a long silence that seemed to fill the room. "And my mother..." Nabiki felt a sinking feeling in her heart. She got down off the couch and knelt next to Kuno. "What about your mother?" "My mother left over ten years ago," Kuno said. "Abandoned us. Could not love us. We did not deserve her love, she said." Kuno shuddered slightly. "Perhaps she was right. Perhaps I do not deserve the love of anyone." "Oh geez..." Nabiki whispered. She just couldn't handle stuff like this; where was Kasumi when you needed her? Hesitantly, she put a hand on Kuno's shoulder, and was shocked to feel his entire body trembling. She'd never seen him like this, or even imagined she would ever see him like this. "Ku... Tatewaki, it'll be okay. It's not the end of the world." She put her other hand under his chin and tilted his head up to look into his eyes. They were suffused with deep pain and sadness, but only for a moment. When he realized she could see his eyes, see the grief in his face, he hardened it, slipped back on his mask. "You will address me as Ku-" "I will address you as whatever the hell I want," Nabiki said. "Right now, I'm addressing you as a friend, Tatewaki. Understand?" He nodded. She took the hand off his face, but kept the other one on his trembling shoulder. "My sister getting married to Ranma does not mean that no one will ever love you. Unless you let it; unless you keep on with this stupid clinging to two women you can never have." "No," Kuno said flatly. "One woman and one... man..." He shuddered and closed his eyes. "Oh, 'tis with ease we blind ourselves to that which half-blind eyes should see, and love the maiden temptress hath a blind man made of me." "Do you see, now, Tatewaki?" Nabiki said softly. "See what I'm trying to tell you here?" "I have always seen," he said numbly. "I simply have not wished to see." "People do that sometimes," Nabiki said. "They don't see what's right in front of their faces. They don't see that what they're doing may be hurting people that they care for." She wasn't really sure now whether she was speaking for Kuno, or for herself. Perhaps for the both of them. "They build walls around themselves, walls that help keep out the things they don't want to see. They wear masks, so no one can see how they feel. Eventually, though, any mask you wear has a danger of becoming your true face." Kuno nodded. "Your words are wise, Nabiki Tendo. I would do well to listen to them." "Of course you would, Kuno-baby," Nabiki said, glad to see he'd finally calmed down a little. "I'm the smart one in this friendship, remember?" "That is what it is, is it not?" Kuno said, smiling a bit ruefully. "A friendship. It... it is interesting. I had never thought us friends before, Nabiki Tendo. I realize now you are the best friend I have ever had." Nabiki was taken aback. "Thanks, Kuno. You're not so bad yourself, at times." He nodded. "Nabiki Tendo, I would like time. To meditate, to think by myself. I have much I must ponder." "Okay," Nabiki said, standing up. "You gonna be okay, Kuno-baby?" "Of course," Kuno said. "There is nothing I cannot endure." "Alright," Nabiki said. "I'll see you this afternoon, right? Last exam, you know." "Of course," Kuno said. "And... thank you. For telling me all of this. For helping me realize the truth." "Take care Kuno, okay?" Nabiki said. She grabbed her purse from the couch and made her way quickly out the door. Kuno watched her go impassively, then stared at the closed door through which she'd left. After a moment, he drew a long, shuddering sigh and shook his head. "Is she kind as she is fair? For beauty lives with kindness; love doth to her eyes repair, to help him of his blindess; and, being help'd, inhabits there," he said softly, not sure whether it was question or statement. ********** "How'd it go?" Sayoko asked, looking up from her textbook as Nabiki stepped into the apartment and let out a long sigh. "It went," she said, with a small laugh. "He was pretty mad for a while, though. But I got him calmed down in the end." "That's good," Sayoko said, brushing back some of her dark hair with her hand. "He's a pretty nice guy, you know." "Yeah, Kuno-baby's okay," Nabiki said, wincing as she saw her roommate smile as she used her pet name for Kuno. "Don't get that look on your face, Sayoko. He's just a friend." "He could probably be more," Sayoko said quietly. "Jun thinks he likes you." "Jun thinks a lot of things," Nabiki said guardedly. "Besides, if you think he's such a nice guy, why don't you go for him?" "Because I've already got someone," Sayoko said, blushing furiously. Nabiki blinked; like her, her roommate was a very private person, and although they'd become good friends, she still didn't know much about her. "Who? Do I know him?" "No," Sayoko said, shaking her head slightly. "He's from back home. We met near the end of high school... I write to him now and then, and he writes back. He's off studying engineering at the University of Tokyo; he got a scholarship like I did." "Really?" Nabiki said. "Whoa. You go, girl. Is he cute?" "I think so," Sayoko said, blushing even more deeply. "I've got a photo of him. You want to see it?" "Of course," Nabiki said, sitting down on the couch beside her roommate. "Let's see." Sayoko pulled out her wallet and flipped it open, searching through it. After a moment, she pulled out a much-handled photo and gave it to Nabiki. The picture was of a skinny, somewhat gawky looking boy with glasses. His face was attractive, though, graced by a goofy smile in the photograph, which looked to have been taken specifically to show him. "He's kinda cute," Nabiki said. "He a nice guy?" Sayoko nodded. "He's the best. He wasn't very popular in school, and everyone thought he was kind of weird, but I got to know him in the final year and it just kind of happened. He's smart, and sweet, and..." She blushed and trailed off. "I really want to see him again when winter vacation comes around." "Yeah," Nabiki said. "It must be nice to have someone like that to go home to." Sayoko nodded. "Uh-huh. We've got our final exam this afternoon, right?" "You bet," Nabiki said. "Then, we're free." "We've got to go to the party, of course," Sayoko said. "At Keiko's." "Of course," Nabiki said. "Wouldn't do to miss Jun making a fool of herself over whatever guy catches her eye." Sayoko laughed. "Yeah. Maybe you should ask Kuno to go with you, Nabiki." Nabiki blinked. "Hmm... he never seemed the type for parties. It might cheer him up, though. He could sure use it." She saw the gleam in her friend's eyes. "Oh no, it's not like that. I'd just ask him as a friend, not as my escort or anything." "Of course," Sayoko said with a nod. "Wanna study now? Let's make sure we remember everything." "Okay," Nabiki said. "I'll go get my books." She headed to her bedroom to find the textbooks she'd need to study, not quite sure why she was finding herself blushing. ********** "You looking for anyone in particular, Nabiki?" "Hmm?" Jun cupped her chin in her hands and leaned on her elbows to look at Nabiki from her seat in front of her. "You keep on looking up every minute as if you're expecting some tall, handsome stranger to come in and sweep you off you're feet." "Well, Kuno is hardly a stranger," Sayoko said quietly from her seat. Jun grinned broadly at Nabiki. "So, you guys are an item now, then?" "Keep your voice down," Nabiki said, waving her hands frantically at her friend. "Oh, so you are an item but you don't want other people to find out?" Jun asked. "I understand Nabiki. Don't worry. My lips are sealed." "No, no, that's not it," Nabiki said. "Then you don't mind if I tell people?" Jun said delightedly. "I'm so happy for you two!" "We are not an item," Nabiki hissed. "Would you please purge any thoughts of Kuno-baby and I being any kind of item from your dearly sweet but occasionally empty head, Jun?" It came out a little harsher than she'd meant it to, and Nabiki winced when she saw her friend wilt a little. "Sorry. That should have had a bit more humour in it than it did." "No prob, Nabiki," Jun said, smiling gamely. She cocked her head and looked at Nabiki concernedly, her eyes magnified by the round glasses she wore. "Are you okay?" "No," Nabiki said with a sigh. "On top of my little sister agreeing to get married, there's been a whole bunch of other stuff going on at home in my absence. A friend of Ranma's, that's my little sister's fiancee, her great-grandmother died a few nights ago. She and a friend of hers are staying at our house." Jun put a hand to her mouth. "That's awful. What happened? Old age?" Nabiki laughed slightly. "With Cologne? Not likely. She got caught in a fire in the restaurant she ran." Nabiki left out some of the other details that Kasumi had told her over the phone, such as the attack upon the house and the fact that Cologne was probably dead because of her own son. She wasn't totally clear on what had happened while she was away at college, but she had some idea it was going to be a more interesting winter break than most, even for the Tendo household. "That's too bad," Sayoko said. "Yeah," Nabiki said. "Plus I've gotta deal with Kuno-baby's little adjustment to the situation with Akane and Ranma." She chewed on the end of her pen and looked at Jun. "Hey Jun, you think Keiko would mind if I brought him to the party tonight? He looked like he was feeling pretty low, might cheer him up." "Sure, the more the merrier," Jun said with a wave of hand. "Keiko's place is big." Her friend sighed theatrically and toyed with the bun she'd pinned her hair into with an elaborate tortoiseshell clip. "I wish I had a date to the party..." "He's not a date," Nabiki said, burying her face in her hands. "Why does everyone think Kuno-baby and I have something going?" "Didst I hear my name mentioned, Nabiki Tendo?" Nabiki turned with a feeling of cold dread to see Kuno standing behind her. His face held none of the pain she'd seen this morning at his apartment; it was set into the handsome, cold mask he assumed so often. "Ahh! Tatewaki," Jun said, raising a hand in greeting. "Good to see you. Nabiki was just explaining to us how the two of you do not have something going." "Jun!" Nabiki said indignantly, watching Kuno out of the corner of her eye for any reaction. He blinked his eyes twice, then nodded. "I see," he said, even though he probably didn't. He took a seat behind Nabiki and began to toy with his pencil. "Well, everyone," the professor said from the head of the room. "Welcome to your last exam at Yasuyori before the winter break. I wish you all luck, and a pleasant vacation. I will now hand out the exam; please, no talking until it is over." "Good luck, Kuno-baby," Nabiki said, glancing back at Kuno. He nodded, and gave her a wan smile. "And fortune follow thee as well, Nabiki Tendo," he said quietly. Nabiki turned her head back to look to the front of the room. She could almost feel Kuno's eyes watching her for a few seconds, before he too dropped his eyes away from her. ********** "The exam is now over. Please turn over your papers and wait for them to be collected." Nabiki put down her pencil and rubbed her eyes. The exam had been simple, as all the exams had been for her, but her mind hadn't really been on it. It was good she'd finished early; checking over, she found she'd made several mistakes that should have been obvious to her. A second check after correcting the ones she'd spotted had shown nothing else amiss, but it had left her a bit shaken. She didn't make mistakes, not on things like this. Numbers were not like people; you always knew how numbers were going to react. They would never suprise you, never turn and you and do the unexpected; three did not become two, or two become three. You couldn't make mistakes with numbers, if you were careful. Not like people; no matter how carefully you handled some of them, you were bound to screw up at times. The professor came by and plucked the exam from her desk. He caught her eye with his. "Miss Tendo, I look forward to seeing excellent work as always. Have a good vacation." "You too, professor," Nabiki said, embarassed at being singled out while still taking a little pride in it. The professor smiled and moved on down the row to Kuno. "And, you, Mr. Kuno, you have a fine vacation as well." "Thank you, educator," Kuno said grandiosely. "And may you too enjoy your break from this fine facility." "Of course," the professor said as he took Kuno's exam and carried on. "How'd you do, Kuno-baby?" Nabiki said, turning back to look at him. "Adequately," Kuno said with a shrug. "And you?" "Just fine, Kuno," Nabiki said. "Just fine." "You may all go now," the professor called, tucking the exams under his arm. "Please enjoy your vacations, and don't get into too much trouble." A happy whoop rose from the students in the room as they got up from their desks, laughing and clapping each other on the shoulder. The professor opened his mouth as if to tell them to calm down, then simply smiled resignedly and shook his head as he made his way back through the crowd to his desk. "Free at last," Jun said, standing up from her desk and stretching her arms over her head. "Time for a few weeks of R&R, my friends. Home again to see the relatives and all. I feel like celebrating; who's for lunch?" "I'm in," Sayoko said as she stood up. "I'm glad this is all over with." "Lunch sounds good," Nabiki said as she got up from the desk and tucked a few loose hairs back into place. "Hey Kuno, wanna tag along?" Jun said, walking over to the still seated boy and leaning down with one elbow on his desk. Her smile was friendly and inviting; with a start, Nabiki realized her friend was flirting with Kuno, if only just a little. "I fear not, fair Jun," Kuno said smoothly, his mask hardening slightly. Only Nabiki had known him long enough to notice it, but notice it she did. "You sure? It'll be fun," Jun said, her smile drooping slightly. "I have matters I must attend to," Kuno said, rising quickly out of his desk. "I hope you three enjoy your celebration. I will see you at a later time." Without another word, he walked quickly out of the examination hall, not even giving them a chance to say goodbye. "Sheesh," Jun said, a bit disappointed. "How unfriendly can you get?" "Oh geez," Nabiki said. "I forgot to invite him for tonight. I'll be right back, guys." "We'll meet you by the side doors," Jun said, as Nabiki hurried after Kuno. She caught up with him as he left through the main entrance and stopped him with a hand on his arm. "Hey Kuno," she said. He turned to regard her evenly. "Yes, Nabiki Tendo? What may I do for you?" "I was wondering," Nabiki said. "Have you heard about the party tonight?" Kuno nodded. "In the ramblings of some of my fellow students. It sounds as if it shall truly be a saturnalian debauch in the fine tradition of college life." "You bet," Nabiki said, repressing a smile. "I was wondering, you wanna come along with me tonight to it? You know, get out of your apartment, have some fun maybe?" "Fun is not befitting of a warrior," Kuno said after a moment. "Ah, come on," Nabiki said, giving him a light punch in the arm. "All work and no play makes Kuno a dull boy, right? You can't mope over my sister and Ranma forever, can you?" Nabiki realized she'd said the wrong thing, as Kuno's eyes narrowed and the hesitant smile he'd had dissolved into a thin line across his face. Yes, people were a lot harder to figure out than numbers. "I'm sorry, Kuno," Nabiki said, realizing she had to say something. "That was the wrong thing to say." "No," Kuno sighed. "You are entirely correct. I must go on; I must endure. It can be no less. I will gladly attend if you ask, Nabiki Tendo. I owe you a debt." "Kuno," Nabiki said. "Don't come because you feel you have to. Come because you want to." "Very well," Kuno said with a nod. "I want to come." "Great," Nabiki said. "I'll call you up when it's time to go, and me and Sayoko will come by and get you. Your place is on the way to Keiko's." "I will look forward to it," Kuno said smoothly. "Farewell, Nabiki Tendo." "So long," Nabiki said, raising a hand in farewell as Kuno turned and went, his posture rigid and unbending. She sighed, for a reason she didn't quite understand, and headed to meet her friends. ********** "It's nice he agreed to come," Sayoko said as the two of them left the apartment together to head for Kuno's place. "Who knows? Maybe he'll reveal his true feelings to you tonight." Nabiki glanced narrowly at her friend. Sayoko was wearing a nice green dress that showed off her slender figure well without being immodest; Nabiki remembered helping her choose it a few weeks ago. She herself had gone for a different look, dark, stylish slacks combined with a loose white shirt, tied at the throat with a small red bow. She liked the way it looked on her, which was what counted. "Kuno's already revealed his true feelings to me numerous times," she said after a moment. "You do realize that I hate you?" she mimicked, imitating Kuno's voice, albeit poorly. "Oh, he doesn't hate you," Sayoko said, shaking her head. "Jun thinks he really likes you." "Well, I think Jun likes him," Nabiki said. "Did you see how she was flirting with him after the exam?" "You sound jealous, Nabiki," Sayoko said quietly. "I thought she was just being friendly." "Maybe," Nabiki said with a shrug. "Either way, it doesn't matter to me." "Okay," Sayoko said. They turned the corner at one of the streets and continued towards Kuno's apartment building, which they could now see rising in the distance. "Do you think there's going to be a lot of drinking at this party tonight?" Nabiki glanced at her friend. "Well, yeah. Any place you get a lot of college students in the same place with no parental supervision..." "Oh," Sayoko said. "It's just I've never really been... well, drunk before." Nabiki laughed. "That's two of us." Sayoko looked at her. "Really?" She blushed. "Oh, that sounded bad, didn't it? I just meant, you always seem so much better at dealing with people than I am, I thought that you'd probably have a lot more experience with things like this." "I've been to some parties," Nabiki said. "But I never get drunk. It just doesn't appeal to me." It didn't; the thought of losing control, of removing your inhibitions, that was something she didn't like. She remembered a quote she'd heard somewhere; 'drunkeness reveals what soberness conceals'. She really didn't like the idea of revealing anything she normally wouldn't. She knew you had to show your feelings sometimes. She just didn't like the idea of it very much. "Here we are," she said as they arrived outside Kuno's apartment building. "Let's collect Kuno-baby and get to the party." "Jun's meeting us there, right?" Sayoko asked. "Yup," Nabiki said as she approached the intercom system in the lobby. She keyed in Kuno's number. "Hello?" his voice said from the speaker. "Who calls?" "Hey Kuno-baby," Nabiki said. "Get down here. It's rude to keep ladies waiting." "I shall be with you in a moment," Kuno said. There was a click as he hung up the phone in his apartment. "He's on his way," Nabiki said, glancing back to Sayoko. "He lives in such a nice building," Sayoko said softly, looking around the tastefully decorated lobby. "Well, that's one of the advantages of being rich," Nabiki said, surprised at how bitter she sounded. Sayoko gave her a strange look, and then turned to examine an ink sketch of Mount Fuji that hung on the wall. "It's so beautiful," she said after a moment. "Hmm?" Nabiki responded. "Mount Fuji," Sayoko said, looking a bit embarassed. "I've always liked it. My room back home has posters of it all over the walls." Nabiki had never had much appreciation for natural beauty herself. She studied the painting of the mountain, then nodded. "I guess it's nice. For a mountain." "My mother told me stories when I was a little girl," Sayoko said. "Did you know the kami who lives in Mount Fuji is supposed to be protecting all of Japan?" "No, I didn't," Nabiki said, because she hadn't. Sayoko nodded. "Uh-huh. People used to think of Fuji as the centre of the world, the most important point on earth. Now it's just a mountain, you know. In the old days, people said it rose in a single night, and Lake Biwa is the crater from which the earth was taken to make Fuji by the gods. Now we know it took thousands of years to form, and it's really a volcano." Nabiki nodded. This was out of her area of expertise; neither mythology or geology had ever been of interest to her. "It's interesting, isn't it?" Jun said, glancing back at Nabiki. "The way people's view of things changes. Wouldn't it be strange if we're the ones who are wrong, and a thousand years from now people think again that Fuji really did rise in a single night?" "I guess so," Nabiki said, feeling awkward. She didn't like getting into situations where she couldn't converse effectively; this was rapidly becoming one of them. Fortunately, Kuno saved her by choosing that moment to come into the lobby. "Greetings, ladies. Let us depart then; the night and revelry awaits us." Nabiki looked him over; to her surprise, he'd lost the samurai garb somewhere, and was wearing expensive-looking trousers with an equally expensive silk shirt, and a dark tie. He looked almost modern, and to Nabiki's eyes, quite handsome. She pushed the thoughts down; it wouldn't do to think of Kuno that way, even if it was just a purely aesthetic appreciation. The three of them walked outside and hailed a cab, which pulled up to the corner quickly. It was nearly ten at night, but the sky seemed strangely bright for this time of year. Perhaps it was that the thick, snow-choked clouds no longer hung in the sky. The moon was bright and pale as milk above their heads as they got into the cab, Kuno in the front and Nabiki and Sayoko in the back. "Where to?" Nabiki told the cabbie the address, and they sped off into the night. Sayoko looked out the window as she smoothed out her dress. "Moon's pretty tonight." Nabiki murmured something noncommital and tried to think of a way to steer the conversation away from anything that might get Sayoko talking about Japanese legends again. "Hey, Kuno, what are you doing this winter break?" "I will be visiting with my sister at our estate," Kuno said. "There is also business to attend to, of course. The management of our various investments and all." "Must be tedious taking care of all that money," Nabiki said sarcastically. "Which is why I thank you for relieving me of so much of it over the years," Kuno shot back smoothly. Nabiki found herself laughing, to her surpise. "Not bad, Kuno-baby. I'm going to have to come up with some new ones." "See that you do," Kuno said seriously. "Thy razor wit has been one of the few aspects of our relationship I find pleasurable." Nabiki smirked despite herself. "Thanks, Kuno." Sayoko shook her head and continued to look out at the moon, as the cab rolled on towards the party that would cap off the first few months of college. ********** "Come on in," someone said as they answered the door to the large house, exposing a frenetic inside that contrasted the calm, quiet exterior. There was a haze of cigarette smoke drifting around that made Nabiki's eyes sting as she stepped into the house, followed by Kuno and Sayoko. "Nabiki! Sayoko! Over here!" Jun called from where she stood with several other girls near a table laden with bottles and bowls. The two girls approached their friend, followed after a moment by Kuno. The kendoist was engaged in glancing around in a combination of horror and wonder at the celebrating students. "Such unrestrained carousing..." he murmured. "Welcome, you three," Jun said, waving a hand in greeting. A cigarette glowed between her fingers. "We've got beer, sake, whiskey, and some other stuff. Drink up; the party's just beginning." "I'm sure it is," Nabiki said, glancing around the room. There was music playing loudly on the stereo, some love song near the top of the charts in Japan. She shrugged and stood a bit uncomfortably, unsure what to do. Jun took a drag on the cigarette, then offered it to Nabiki. "No thanks," Nabiki said. She'd smelt enough smoke on her father to last her a lifetime. "Tatewaki?" Jun said, holding it out to him. "A warrior does not pollute his body with such substances," Kuno said coldly. Jun smiled, apparently deciding he was making a joke. "Sayoko?" The other girl accepted the cigarette a bit apprehensively, and took an inexperienced puff. She immediately began to cough, and Jun thumped her on the back. "You get used to it after a while," she said, taking her cigarette back. She turned to the crowd of friends she'd been standing with. "Guys, this is Nabiki, Sayoko and Tatewaki." Introductions were quickly made between them, and Nabiki almost immediately forgot the names of all the other girls. She noted with quickly suppressed annoyance that several of them were eyeing Kuno, who seemed to be standing as still as possible while looking around. "Want anything to drink?" Jun said after a moment. "Gimme a beer," Nabiki said. She'd never developed much taste for any alchohol, but as long as she watched herself, she would be okay. No reason to stand out. Jun handed her a beer, taking it from a bowl full of rapidly melting ice. "Sayoko?" "Nothing right now," Sayoko said shyly. Nabiki knew how she felt; she was just as out of place at a gathering like this as Sayoko was, although she'd long ago learned how to blend in. "Tatewaki?" Jun said, turning to look at Kuno. Nabiki narrowed her eyes; if anyone else called him Tatewaki, he got annoyed, so why was he putting up with it from Jun? "Yes, fair Jun?" Kuno said after a moment, snapping his eyes away from wandering around the room. "Is alchohol to much of a pollutant for the body as well," she asked. "Or do you want something to drink?" "I am not adverse to a small cup of sake at times," Kuno said after a moments hesitation. "Help yourself," Jun said, pointing to a stack of cups and several bottles of the rice wine. Kuno nodded and moved over to the table, as Nabiki popped open the bottle and took a gulp of her drink. It wasn't good; beer never tasted good to her. But it was tolerable. Jun, Sayoko and Nabiki gradually migrated away from the other girls and stood near a corner of the room, talking quietly. "I'm glad you got Kuno to come," Jun said with a slight giggle. She tapped her cigarette into an ashtray on a shelf, and left it burning there. "He's so funny." "I think he's a little shocked," Sayoko said with a smile. "You'd think he didn't realize this was the twentieth century or something." "I don't think that," Nabiki said. "I know that." "Gotta admit he looks handsome dressed like that," Jun said. "Better than that samurai outfit. Although that's cute as well." "And you're the one who's always accusing me of having a thing for him," Nabiki said. Jun blinked. "Hey, I just said he's cute, okay? Don't jump down my throat; I'm not moving in on your man or nothing." "He is not my man," Nabiki said vehemently. "And you can move in on him if you want." Jun blinked again. "Major hostility vibes detected emanating from Nabiki Tendo." "Sorry," Nabiki said, taking another sip of her beer. It was bitter and sour, and she resisted the urge to spit it out. Kuno stepped over, moving as surely as he usually did, like he owned the place and everyone in it. There was little left of the shaking half-wreck he'd been this morning; he sipped at the cup of sake and looked at all of them. "A most lively affair," he said after a moment. "What is traditionally done at these gatherings? I have little experience in them." "You drink," Jun said with a shrug. "You socialize. You say goodbye to people you're not going to see for a while." "Ah," Kuno said. He sipped the sake again. "Can I try that?" Sayoko said hesitantly. Kuno nodded and handed her the cup. Sayoko put it to her lips and hesitantly drank. Swallowing, she handed it back to Kuno. "Not bad," she said after a moment. "I kinda like it. Think I'll get some for myself." "I'll come with you," Jun said. "I could use another beer or two." The two girls walked off, leaving Nabiki alone with Kuno. "So," Nabiki said. "What do you think so far?" "I think there is far too much emphasis put on the consumption of alchohol here," Kuno said finally, regarding the sake cup in his hands as he held it up to the light. "While it is surely a fine thing to enjoy in the company of friends, is it not somewhat careless to indulge too freely in the spirits in the presence of so many strangers?" "Read my mind, Kuno-baby," Nabiki said. She found an empty spot on a shelf and put her mostly-full beer down. Kuno drained the last of his sake and nodded. "Is there naught else to do but this?" "I dunno," Nabiki said. She sighed. "Sorry if you're not having a good time. I invited you because I thought it might cheer you up. You seemed pretty down this morning after I told you about Akane and Ranma." Kuno's eyes closed momentarily. "Perhaps it is better if we do not speak of them. It would not do for me to slip into melancholy at an event such as this." "Hey, Kuno," Nabiki said. "If you want, you can go home. If you just feel like being by yourself, then..." He shook his head. "No. I would not offend thee by declining your invitation, nor the pleasure of thy company, Nabiki Tendo." "Pleasure of my company?" Nabiki said, cocking her head to one side and looking at Kuno as if he'd grown a second head. "I find thy wit often cutting," Kuno said slowly. "And sometimes your stated opinion of me wounds me dearly. But in truth, Nabiki Tendo, I hold thee in high esteem." Nabiki blinked. "Thanks, Kuno. You can be okay at times too." He turned his back to her, clasped his hands behind him. The muscles of his shoulder and back rippled under the thin shirt with the movement, and Nabiki tore her eyes away. "It is strange how much can change in so short a time. Six months ago, all was as it had been. And then that monstrous thing came, and we were forced to unite against it. All of us." "But that's happened before, hasn't it," Nabiki said. "Every time Akane gets kidnapped, all of you go rushing off to save her together." "It was different that time," Kuno said. "Less selfish reasons, perhaps. They sought to kill that beast out of some sense of duty." His hands tightened. "My motives were different. I wanted vengeance for my sister; that thing nearly killed her. I regret only that I was so indisposed at the time as to be unable to strike the killing blow." "What happened to you?" Nabiki asked. "I was buried under a shelf at the time," Kuno said darkly. "As so often seems to happen, I was of no use to their efforts. Perhaps it was some sign that I chose to ignore; perhaps I have been ignoring all the signs for too long." "Huh?" Nabiki said. "I always said I would never be like them," Kuno said softly. "I would not be an obsessive madman like my father, or ever display the lack of honour my mother did." Nabiki frowned; she'd met Kuno's father, of course, but of his mother she knew nothing. He'd mentioned her this morning as abandoning them, but little beyond that. "Kuno, are you sure you wanna be here?" Nabiki said. Dealing with a melancholy Kuno was not on her list of fun ways to spend the evening. "Subtle hints, Nabiki Tendo," Kuno said softly. "Do you perhaps regret now that you invited me?" "Hold on a minute," Nabiki said, moving around to stand in front of him. "I don't mean that at all. It's just you're getting more and more down every minute you spend here, it seems." "Forgive me, Nabiki Tendo," Kuno said. His tone was excessively formal, and his face was inscrutable. It brought back memories of a few days ago, when she'd had lunch with him after the first exam and he'd called her simply Nabiki. Not Nabiki Tendo. "I think I will have something else to drink," Kuno said, heading off towards the table. Nabiki watched him go impassively, and told herself that she was only glad they'd been quiet enough not to attract too much attention. "You're impossible, Kuno-baby," she said after a moment, sending out a long breath between her lips that rustled her bangs slightly. "Hey, Nabiki," Sayoko said, coming over with a sake cup in her hand. "You should try this sake. It's really good..." "Don't drink too much," Nabiki said, resolving to keep an eye on her friend tonight. "I don't wanna have to carry you home." "Okay," Sayoko said, draining her cup. She hiccuped, and giggled. Nabiki sighed and looked to Kuno. He'd gotten himself another cup of sake, and was now standing in one corner of the room, watching people drink and socialize with a strange expression on his face. It was a pensive look, one full of an equal mix of observation and confusion. "You okay, Nabiki?" Sayoko said, putting a hand on her arm. Her friend's face shone with sincere concern, and so far just the tiniest bit of inebriation. "Yeah, I'm good," Nabiki said. "Come on. Let's go find Jun." With a last glance at Kuno, she headed off with Sayoko in the direction away from him. Kuno looked at the two of them for a moment, but a second later he swept his gaze away to look at the rest of the room, seeking some answer he could not find to a question Nabiki did not know. The song changed on the stereo, from a happy tune about young love to something sad, a lamentation for love lost. Kuno stared about the room, taking measured, regular sips of his drink every thirty seconds. ********** The party wound on into the night, and Nabiki gradually lost track of Kuno. Sometimes, out of the corner of her eye she'd see him, standing or sitting out of way, an invisble space around him that no one would pass through, sipping cup after cup of sake and just observing. She spent most of her time with Jun and Sayoko. Mostly with Sayoko, as Jun was distracted every five minutes by some guy. Nabiki had pretty much appointed herself guardian of Sayoko, and had tried futilely to get her to cut back on the sake. She'd been somewhat sucessful, but the last time she'd seen her friend she was pretty tipsy. She'd really been meaning to keep an eye on her, but for the last twenty minutes she'd been having a vigorous debate with a half-drunk, card-carrying member of the Japanese Communist Party on capitalism versus socialism. He'd argued fairly well, considering he had to stop every five minutes and tell his girlfriend, who had sat quietly next to him and glared daggers at Nabiki throughout the entire conversation, that he loved her, that everything was cool, and that he loved her. By the time he'd finally passed out and Nabiki had decided she'd won by default, Sayoko was nowhere in sight. With a sigh, Nabiki got up from the couch and looked about the room for her friend. She finally spotted her through the crowd of half-drunk college students, heading upstairs supported by some guy who Nabiki could only see the back of his head. Her eyes narrowed; there was no reason for them to be heading upstairs but one. If it was anybody else, Nabiki wouldn't have thought anything of it; people did these things. But Sayoko was her friend, and unless Nabiki had been severely wrong in her judgement, she wasn't the kind of person to do something like this. She cursed herself for not keeping a better eye on her friend, and made her way through the crowd, drawing a few looks with her urgency. "Hey! Sayoko! Where you going?" she called as she started up the stairs. Sayoko didn't turn, but the guy did, and Nabiki felt a sick feeling in her stomach. It was Tetsuya Butaigawa; it looked as if she'd gotten here just in time. Tetsuya was one of a certain breed of boy found everywhere; they were handsome, charming even, but behind their faces and their words there was always a trace of cruelty, of sarcasm. No one really liked them very much, but everyone seemed to know them. Most girls avoided them; some didn't, but they seldom repeated a date with them, and they usually wouldn't talk afterwards about what happened. Nabiki had hated him on sight, the first time she'd seen him in a class. She knew how to judge people, and she'd been dead on the mark about Tetsuya. He'd approached her after the class, mentioned he'd seen her eyeing him, offered a date. She'd told him in no uncertain terms exactly what she thought of him, and then gotten away from him as quickly as she could. His eyes had watched her leave, and she'd resisted the temptation to look back. Whenever she saw him, he smiled leeringly at her, but didn't say anything. Sometimes, he brushed against her in the hallways, in what would look like a total accident to anyone else. She hated him and everything he was, but she hadn't yet made enough connections here to do anything. Any guy at Furinkan who'd tried to pull something like this on her would have been very sorry the next day. And all the days after that as well. "Just what do you think you're doing?" she said, striding up the stairs towards the two of them. "She's had a bit too much to drink," Tetsuya said, sneering at her. "I'm just going to have her lie down for a bit." "Nabiki..." Sayoko mumbled, looking back blearily. "Whatz goin' on?" "Nothing," Tetsuya said. "Go back to sleep." "I'll take her, Tetsuya," Nabiki said, narrowing her eyes and giving him the most intimidating look she could. Since he was a head taller, much more muscular, and drunk enough not to notice, it didn't work too well. "Thank you so much for your concern." "Nahh," Tetsuya said. "I think she'll be much happier with me. So would you, you know. After I finish with her, I could have you lie down for a bit." "You're filth, Butaigawa," Nabiki said. "Give her to me and go wallow in your own crepulence or something." Tetsuya turned and began to pretty much carry Sayoko down the upstairs hallway. Nabiki was after him in a flash, spinning him around with a hand on his shoulder. "You think I'm joking here?" Nabiki said, glaring up at him. "I don't joke about things like this. Step aside; I'm taking her home." "Nabiki, why are you yelling?" Sayoko said, slumping out of Tetsuya's grip against the wall. "What's happening?" "Nothing, kiddo. Just relax," Nabiki said. Tetsuya folded his arms over his chest and sneered at her. "No need to get jealous," he said. "There's plenty of me to go around, Nabiki. Can I ask you something?" "No," Nabiki said. "You as uptight underneath those clothes as you are on the surface?" he said, grinning lecherously. Nabiki, of course, slapped him. On reflection it was the wrong thing to do. The worst thing was to give a guy like this a chance to respond physically; they'd take it, of course, in a second. His hand reached out and grabbed her by the shoulder, pushing her back against the wall. It hurt, not much, but enough to let her know he meant business. "Hey there," he said, smiling low and dangerously. "That wasn't nice." "Remove your hand," someone said. Nabiki glanced back to see Kuno standing nearby. His face was tight, and his eyes narrow. "Hey, Kuno," Tetsuya said. "Where's the skirt?" He didn't let go; on her shoulder, his fingers tightened. Nabiki weighed the possibility of lifting her knee into his groin, but decided against it. He would probably block it anyway. "It is called a hakima," Kuno said, low and dangerous enough to match Tetsuya's voice. "Now remove your hand. It stains Nabiki Tendo's virtue by its mere presence upon her." An intense contest of staring happened between the two boys in the space of a few seconds. Both were about the same size; Nabiki guessed that neither had much knowledge of the others fighting ability. She, to tell the truth, had no idea how Kuno would do without a sword. Probably not too well. His stance was one of readiness, though, loose and relaxed with no tension. Tetsuya, on the other hand, was obviously nervous. He didn't like being confronted by someone who looked as if they might be able to beat him up, as no bully ever did. Finally, he took his hand off her and crossed his arms again. "You got a problem with me, Kuno?" "Yes," Kuno said. "Thy very existence is odious, Butaigawa." "Fine," Tetsuya said, with more bravado than brains. "I used to be in the karate club at high school, and I like to think I was pretty good. So come on, you samurai-" Tetsuya's eyes crossed and he slumped to the floor, gasping for air and finding none within his lungs. Nabiki pulled back the fist she'd just driven into his stomach, pushing up so as to force all the air out of his body. "Good for you," she said, resisting the temptation to kick him when he was down in the soft bits. "I grew up in a dojo." She turned and looked at Kuno. "Wanna help me take Sayoko home, Kuno-baby? This party isn't really to either of our tastes, I think." "I agree entirely," Kuno said. He glanced down at Tetsuya. "Perhaps we shall continue this at a later time, Butaigawa." The only answer from Tetsuya was a wheezing gasp. Nabiki stepped over him and pulled Sayoko to a more upright position. "I don't feel so good Nabiki," she said. "I'm sorry. I had too much to drink, even though you told me not to, and I..." Nabiki thought. "Come on, Sayoko. Party's over for you," Nabiki said, starting to lead her down the stairs, with Kuno walking ahead of them. She could see much of the partygoers who were still conscious were watching them. "Goodnight, folks. We're outta here." There were a few muted farewells, and a path cleared to the front door. Jun staggered up, leaning on the arm of a boy shorter than she was. He was good looking, in a slightly chubby, boyish way. "What happened?" she said. "Little run in with Tetsuya Butaigawa," Nabiki said. "Eww. He's such a scum," Jun said. "Not like... what was your name again, cutey?" "Nobuo," the boy said. "Not like Nobuo here," Jun said. "You gonna take Sayoko home?" "Yeah," Nabiki said. "Okay," Jun said. "I'll be there at the train station to see you off tomorrow, 'kay Nabiki?" "Okay, Jun," Nabiki said. "You take care. You too, uh..." "Nobuo," the boy said again, smiling and nodding with the casual acceptance of someone who has absolutely no idea of what's going on. "Goodnight, Jun," Sayoko said. "Goodnight..." "Goodnight," Nabiki said, leading her half-conscious friend out the door. Kuno was waiting on the street, his arm out to hail a cab. A moment later, one pulled up. The three of them piled in, Nabiki and Kuno on the left and right of Sayoko in the back seat. "Drive slow," Nabiki told the cabbie. "She's had a bit too much to drink." "You think I've never driven college students home at the start of winter break before or something?" the cabbie said, as he stepped on the gas and gently wheeled the vehicle away into the night towards home. ********** Nabiki closed the door to Sayoko's room as softly as she could and stepped out into the living area of the apartment with a mild sigh. "Finally," she said. "I got her to go to sleep and stop apologizing to me." "She is alright?" Kuno said from where he sat on the couch. "Yeah. She's gonna be a little hung over in the morning, I think," Nabiki said, brushing a loose strand of hair behind her ears and sitting down next to him at the opposite end. "And yourself?" Kuno said. "You are well?" Nabiki looked at him. "Yeah. Why?" "Butaigawa did no injury to thee, did he?" Kuno said softly. In the dim light thrown by the lamp on the table, his eyes looked warm and concerned. Nabiki smiled. "He got the worst of it." "I had not known you to be so skilled," Kuno said. "As I said, I grew up in a dojo," Nabiki said. "Lessons were free, and it helped get me in shape. I haven't done any serious practice in years, but you never lose it, I guess." "Ah," Kuno said. "You are alright, then?" "Of course," Nabiki said. "Thanks for helping me get her up here, Kuno. I probably could've managed on my own." "Courtesy," Kuno said with a shrug. "It was the honourable thing to do." "Okay," Nabiki said with a yawn. "I'd love to chat, Kuno, but you know we gotta head back home tomorrow, and it's past one. So why don't you head home and I'll call you in the morning?" "Very well," Kuno said, rising up from the couch. "One thing," Nabiki said. "How'd you know what was happening upstairs with Sayoko, anyway?" "I saw Butaigawa leading her for some nefarious purpose," Kuno said slowly. "I followed." He sighed and turned his back to her, a clear sign by now that he was going to say something depressed. "It is disturbing how much of myself I see reflected in him." "What?" Nabiki said before she could stop herself. "You're nothing like him!" "Am I truly?" Kuno said, glancing back at her with a sad smile. "I behaved no better towards your sister and the pig-tail... Ranma then he did towards yourself and fair Sayoko." Nabiki sighed. "But you changed, Kuno, didn't you?" "I hope so," Kuno said after a moment. "And I know you loved them," Nabiki said quietly. "You had a weird way of showing it, though." "I know little of love," Kuno said. "Either of giving or receiving. All I know I learned from what I have read, and while books may give you a window unto life they are no substitute for experience." Nabiki frowned slightly. "Kuno..." "It is not fair I burden you with my problems," Kuno said. "You have extended a hand in friendship to me despite my actions, and have forced open my eyes." He walked quickly to the door, and before Nabiki could even say anything he was gone, closing it softly behind him. After a moment of confused indecision, she hopped up and ran out into the hall after him, in time to see the door to the stairs close. For a moment, she pondered going after him. Then, with a sigh, she stepped back inside the apartment and closed the door. She made her way to her room, her footsteps heavy. She'd only just realized how tired she was. She closed the door, the moonlight spilling in through the window providing enough light for her to see by. She stripped off her clothing, hung it carefully in the closet, and slipped into her pyjamas quickly as she could. She nearly tripped over her suitcase, left at the foot of her bed to remind her to pack. She'd do it in the morning. Nabiki crawled under the covers and laid her head down on the pillow. Through the thin wall dividing her room from Sayoko's, she heard the soft, regular breathing of her roommate. The events of the day played themselves out in her mind as she drifted off to sleep, but it always came back to two things, Kuno's eyes deep with sadness, and his mouth curved into a small, regretful smile. Finally, Nabiki slept, and awaited what the morning would bring. ********** Morning brought another clear winter day, crisp and bright, that sent sunshine streaming through the window when Nabiki opened the curtains and gazed out onto the streets. The snow had been a nice change, but hopefully they'd be having warmer weather now. After a long shower that relaxed some of the tension from her body, she dressed and began to make herself breakfast. Sayoko was still asleep; she'd checked on her before showering, and her roomate was peacefully dead to the world. She was nervous about going back home, although she wouldn't admit it to herself that often. Everything had changed since she'd left for college, it seemed. She'd seen Ranma and Akane's feeling growing near the time she'd left, but she'd never expected he would propose to her within so short a time. To top that off, there was all this business with Shampoo and Mousse. Kasumi had been vague on the phone, but it sounded like something pretty bad was going on. Scratch that; if Cologne had ended up dead, then something very bad was going on. The old woman had been the one person Nabiki wouldn't ever have tried to pull some scheme on; she knew perfectly well that Cologne would see through it in an instant. If Cologne had fallen, then whatever was happening was very dangerous. She was startled from her thoughts when the microwave beeped, indicating her breakfast was done. Instant ramen didn't compare to Kasumi's cooking; that was one thing she was looking forward to when she got back home. Sitting down at the table with her noodles, she looked through the paper that had been delivered to the door this morning. It was one of the big Tokyo dailies, chosen because it had the best financial section out of all of them. She paged quickly through the news section, as she always did, looking for anything of interest. She found a short article talking in vague terms about the disappearance of the entire crew of a research ship out in the Pacific ocean; it sounded as if the paper hadn't had much to go on beyond rumours and speculation. A few pages after, she found another article, with the header "Night of Chaos in Nerima". She glanced quickly through it, but it gave her little information beyond what Kasumi had told her. There was a picture of a small, sad-looking man, identified as Captain Jotari Otani of the Nerima Police Department. The accompanying quotation from him was about how Nerima was usually one of the safest areas in Tokyo, despite an unusually high rate of property destruction. Nabiki shrugged and turned to the financial section, checking on her various investments. She frowned when she saw there'd been another large drop in the value of practically everything; the current financial situation in Japan and other parts of Asia was making her extremely nervous about the state of her investments, and thus her college fund. If things continued as they did, she was going to have to try to find some kind of job, or other way of making some money. She heard a door opening, and a few moments later Sayoko stumbled into the kitchen, wrapped in a robe and looking miserable. "Need coffee," she mumbled. "I'll start it up," Nabiki said. "How you feeling this morning, Sayoko?" "Like something crawled into my mouth and died, but not before it invited all its friends along as well," her roommate said unhappily. "I'm never drinking again." Nabiki smiled slightly and stood up to make the coffee. "How much you remember of last night?" "Not much near the end," Sayoko said. "I get the idea I avoided something really awful." "Yeah, that was the general consensus," Nabiki said. "Huh?" Nabiki explained. Sayoko grimaced at the end. "Oh geez... I can't believe I almost did that. He's such a pig." "Well, he was practically dragging you," Nabiki said. "What a total bastard," her friend said. "I wish you'd done more than hit him in the stomach." "You'd be surprised how much one punch to the stomach can hurt," Nabiki said as the coffee began to percolate. "He was still down when we left." "Thanks, Nabiki," Sayoko said. "I wouldn't ever have been able to forgive myself if..." She trailed off. "Damn." "Don't dwell on it," Nabiki said. "The important thing is, it didn't happen. I was keeping an eye on you; so was Kuno." "That was nice of him," she said. "You think he had a good time?" "I dunno," Nabiki said with a shrug. "That reminds me. I've got to call him." "Yeah, you're going home today, right?" Sayoko said. "Uh-huh," Nabiki said. "With Kuno-baby." She looked at Sayoko. "Wipe that smile off your face. We live in the same area, that's all." "Really?" Sayoko said. "Is that really all?" Nabiki paused for a moment. "I guess it isn't. He's a friend as well... STOP SMILING!" She threw her hands up in the air in mock indignation. "He's only a friend. That's it." "If you say so," Sayoko said. The coffee machine dinged; glad for the distraction, Nabiki jumped up and poured mugs for both of them. She sat down, handed one to Sayoko, and began to study the financial pages again. "How're your stocks doing?" her friend asked as she sipped the coffee. Nabiki sighed. "Not good." "The whole market's in a slump," Sayoko said. "Professor Tanaka said it's because of a general decline in the worldwide financial markets." Nabiki nodded. "Yeah. He says stuff like that. You know the real reason, though?" "What?" Sayoko said. "Because we're not running things," Nabiki said. "It's still too many men working in the financial business and owning everything; look at Kuno-baby. He's rich, but he doesn't have the business sense they gave a horse." "You really think he's that stupid?" Sayoko said. Nabiki was silent as her friend continued. "You really put him down a lot, Nabiki." "I'm just joking most of the time," Nabiki said. "Do you think he knows that?" Sayoko said pointedly. "Dunno," Nabiki said. "Never really though of it before." "Maybe you should," Sayoko said. "Yeah, maybe. But you know what I mean, don't you? In the traditional Japanese household, the woman makes the financial decisions, right?" "Right," Sayoko said. "So shouldn't that also be applied to the business world? I mean, you and I probably have more smarts than the heads of some of these corporations." "Of course," Sayoko said with a smile. "I'm sure we're going to do just fine when we get out of college, Nabiki." Nabiki nodded. "You've got that right." She sipped her coffee and sat with her friend, as outside the sun rose higher in the sky, and the morning swung on towards the afternoon. ********** "Okay Kuno-baby, we'll be by your place in a little while," Nabiki said to the phone. "You all packed up?" She waited for the response. "Good. See you then." She turned to Sayoko. "Okay. Ready to go?" "Uh-huh," her friend said. "You made sure you have everything you'll need, right?" "Yup," Nabiki replied. "All packed and ready to go. Off to the old family home to see my father and sisters, and Ranma and his father and mother, and our two houseguests." "Houseguests?" Sayoko said. "Long story," Nabiki said. "Short one, actually, but I don't really have the time. Let's get going." "You have an interesting family life, Nabiki," Sayoko said with a slight smile. "You don't know the half of it," Nabiki said as she bent down and picked up her suitcase and purse from the floor. "Place is going to seem pretty empty without you until my father comes to pick me up next week," Sayoko said. "Hey, hey, save the emotional goodbyes for the train station," Nabiki said teasingly as they headed out the door and down the hallway. Out in the street amidst the early afternoon bustle of the town, Nabiki and Sayoko hailed a cab and hopped in. Like last night, they headed towards Kuno's apartment. Outside the windows of the moving cab, the people went by about their business, going into stores or homes, greeting friends. Maruimachi had become a home for her, and she would be sorry to leave it behind, if only for a few weeks. She'd be back after vacation, of course, but there was always a little sadness in parting. The cab pulled up and Nabiki and Sayoko got out. Nabiki paid the driver and told him to wait, and the two of them headed into the lobby of the apartment building. Nabiki buzzed Kuno's apartment and waited. "Yes?" "Kuno, how much longer?" Nabiki said. "Only a moment. You two may come up if you wish," Kuno's voice said from the intercom. The door clicked open, and Nabiki and Sayoko headed to the elevators inside and rode up to Kuno's floor. He opened the door as Nabiki was about to knock and smiled. "Welcome. It is good to see you in a better state than last night, fair Sayoko." Sayoko blushed as she and Nabiki entered. "Anything to drink, Kuno-baby?" Nabiki asked. "The cab's waiting, so hurry up." "You know where my fridge is, Nabiki Tendo," Kuno said. "Help thyself and thy friend." "Right," Nabiki said, heading into the kitchen with Sayoko. They helped themselves to some of the few cans of soda that remained in the near-empty fridge, and returned as Kuno was kneeling down by the simple wooden sword rack that held a bokken, a sheathed tanto and a katana in an elaborate leather sheath. He had a long cloth bag in his hand with a zipper, and as Nabiki watched with mild interest he carefully wrapped the three weapons in cloth and put them inside. Finished, he stood up, grabbing the handle of a suitcase that stood nearby. "I am ready," he said. "Let us depart." The three of them headed down and got into the cab, loading Kuno's sitcase into the back. Kuno tipped the cabbie for waiting and got into the car, carefully propping the bottom of the bag that held his weapons on the floor of the cab and supporting it with his hands as the cab drove off. Arriving at the train station a little while later, the three of them got out, paid the cab driver a third time, and took Nabiki and Kuno's luggage from the trunk. They headed into the train station, and Jun sat down on a bench as Nabiki and Kuno went to buy their tickets. The station was crowded with students who were also returning home today, and they spent a few minutes saying goodbye to those who they knew as friends. "Hey! Nabiki!" Jun's familiar voice called as she headed in from the street outside the station. "Thought I might have missed you guys." "We're still here," Nabiki said. "I'm gonna miss you two," Jun said, clasping Nabiki and Kuno on the shoulder. "We'll see you when school gets back," Nabiki said with a smile. "Don't worry." "Train 507 to Tokyo," the PA system called. "Passengers for Train 507 to Tokyo are asked to board now at Platform 1." "That's us," Nabiki said. "So long." She hugged Jun and Sayoko tightly, surprised at the depth of her own sadness at leaving them. She'd see them again in a few weeks, of course, but they were really good friends. "Bye, you guys." "Farewell," Kuno said as he grabbed his bags and headed towards the train with Nabiki. "Hey Kuno," Jun called. "You take care of Nabiki, okay? Keep her outta trouble." "To my experience, the situation is usually the other way round," Kuno answered back. "But I shall try my best." They found their seats in the crowded train and settled in, storing their sparse luggage in the rack above. Nabiki got the seat by the window, and Kuno settled in beside her. "Home we go," Nabiki said, waving to Jun and Sayoko through the window. Her friends waved back, and she smiled a bit sadly as the train began to move. "Aye, Nabiki," Kuno said. "Towards home and family and whatever else may await." She only a realized he'd called her Nabiki again a few minutes later, as the train began to leave the town behind and roll off into the countryside. She smiled at him in the comfortable silence, and he smiled back. And the train rolled on, towards Tokyo, towards home, and towards whatever else awaited. ********** Two hours after it left Maruimachi, the train stopped in a small town along the way, Fuinkawa. A voice came over the PA system, sounding apologetic. "We are sorry, but we are experiencing unknown difficulties with the train," the voice said. "We expect we shall discover the problem shortly. Passengers who wish to stretch their legs are asked to return to the train within a half hour with their ticket stubs. We apologize for the inconvenience." There was some discontented muttering throughout the train car. Nabiki put down the magazine she'd been reading and nudged Kuno, who was half-asleep. "Hey, Kuno-baby, wake up," she said. He blinked awake and looked at her. "Mmm?" he said intelligently. "Train's stopped for a bit," Nabiki said. "Wanna walk around?" "Certainly," Kuno said, rising up. He headed out into the aisle and reached up into the luggage rack, taking down the long cloth bag that he'd put his weapons into earlier. Nabiki looked at him. "What do you want that for?" "A warrior must always carry his weapons," Kuno said. "For he never knows when he may have to fight." Nabiki nodded dubiously. "Right." The two of them headed off the train and into town, gradually breaking away from the crowd of people who did the same thing. Nabiki glanced around; the place was extremly rural. It brought back memories of family vacations, of exploring forests with her sisters, her father and mother walking behind them. She smiled a bit sadly. "Is everything alright, Nabiki Tendo? You bear a melancholy expression on your countenance," Kuno said. "Yeah, fine," Nabiki said. A childish impulse seized her. "Hey Kuno, wanna go have a look around that forest over there?" "It is hardly fitting for a-" Nabiki grabbed his hand. "Oh, come on. Just for a little while. It'll be fun." Kuno sighed. "If it is your wish." Nabiki smiled at him. "It is. Come on." The two of them headed out of town towards the large forest that could be seen. It was full of bare trees at this time of year, and probably would have looked much better had there been leaves. The ground was damp and a little muddy, probably from the melting snow that still clung in places to trunks. Nabiki regretted wanting to go to it almost immediately, but didn't want to tell Kuno to turn back after she'd insisted they come. "Not exactly a sylvan glade," Kuno said as they headed into it. "Probably looks better in the summer," Nabiki said as they walked. "Undoubtedly," Kuno said. He paused for a moment and took a cloth-wrapped shape from the bag, unwrapping it to reveal his bokken. He put the wadded cloth back into the bag and gripped the wooden weapon loosely in one hand. "What have you got that out for?" Nabiki said. "It is good to have it at hand," Kuno said. "One never knows when one shall have to fight a duel of honour." "Well, why don't you just take katana out then?" Nabiki said, glancing at him. A strange look passed across Kuno's face that silenced her. They walked for a few more minutes, getting deeper into the forest, until they paused in a large clearing. "May I show you something, Nabiki Tendo?" Kuno said, putting the bag gently down on a dry spot on the ground. "Sure," Nabiki said. He unzipped the bag again and pulled out the wrapped tanto and katana, unwrapping them and laying them down carefully on the bag. "Know you anything of swordplay, Nabiki Tendo?" "Not really," Nabiki said. Kuno stood up and came to stand beside her. "The sword you see there," he said, indicating the katana. "Has been in my family for many generations, and yet it is never used in battle. Would you like to know why?" "Of course," Nabiki said. "You've got my interest piqued." Kuno held out his bokken to her, handle first. "Put thy hands on the grip of the bokken, Nabiki Tendo." Nabiki did so, feeling the smooth wood slip between her fingers and rest on her palms. Kuno stood even closer, put his fingers carefully over hers. "Wrap the little finger of the left hand under the hilt," he said, showing her what to do by laying his hand over hers. His fingers were rough and callused against her skin, and warm. Nabiki found herself resisting the urge to blush. Somewhere in the background silence of the forest, she realized she could hear a stream trickling like crystal music. "Let your grip be loose. Do not tighten your fingers so that you will not have sufficient motion in the blade," Kuno said softly. "Your right hand should grip the same way, near the top. Extend your index finger along the length of the blade. Let the sword become an extension of yourself, of your arm and your spirit. It is not a weapon; it is a part of you." Nabiki did what he said, caught up in the conviction of his words. The feeling was as he said it was; the bokken seemed almost to become a part of her. "Wow. So... this is what it feels like to fight with a weapon..." "Yes," Kuno said. "Some do not understand the appeal. The blade is not just a weapon; it is part of you, and a part of your life." He moved away and let her hold the bokken. "It is an experience like no other, the first time you grip a sword in the correct way. Does it not feel balanced and perfect?" "Yeah," Nabiki whispered. "It does." She shook her head. "But I don't see what it has to do with that sword on the ground." Kuno nodded, looking a bit embarassed, and bent down to pick up the katana in the leather sheath. "We men of the Kuno family have always carried this sword to remind us of certain things, certain things I have not often thought of myself." He slid it from the sheath and held it carefully, the blade resting in one palm. It shone beautifully in the sunlight filtering between the leaves of the trees. The handle was in the shape of a serpentine dragon's head, with the blade rising from between the jaws where the tongue should have been. The blade seemed to gleam with trapped scarlet fire, and it looked as if it could cut through anything. "It's beautiful," Nabiki said, not quite sure why. "Is it not?" Kuno said a bit wistfully. "A perfect weapon in appearance. But put down the blade you hold, upon the bag." Nabiki did so, almost reluctantly. The trickle of the stream seemed almost too loud now, discordant to her ears. "Take a grip on the sword as you did with the bokken," Kuno said. "Careful that you do not cut yourself. It is not nearly as sharp as it looks, but it is sharp enough to cut you." Nabiki took it, and frowned. The blade felt too heavy in certain places as she held it in a fighting grip, too light in others. The curve of the katana seemed wrong, the width and length of the blade incorrect. There was none of the feeling of extension as there had been with the bokken. "I don't get it," Nabiki said. "What's wrong with it?" She slid it back into the sheath and put it back down on the ground next to the tanto and bokken, then looked at Kuno expectantly. "I have always supposed there to be flaws in the quality of the metal," Kuno said after a moment. "Or in the forging. But it is a poor weapon for fighting, beautiful as it may be. The lesson I should have learned from this blade was a simple one; that no matter how perfect the surface may seem, if the forging and the internal structure are not as perfect, then it is a worthless weapon and nothing more." Nabiki frowned at the expression of deep sadness on his face, and tried to think of the deeper meaning of his words. He was obviously talking about something more than weapons here. "Perhaps there is no remedy for a weapon such as this," Kuno said. "No matter how beautiful. Perhaps the only use is for it to be melted down, so that it might be forged anew into something worthwhile." Nabiki saw his eyes glance towards the naked tanto, gleaming and steel-sharp on the ground, and her heart jumped for a moment. "Kuno..." "Greetings!" someone yelled in a booming voice. Nabiki turned to the source of the voice, and realized that she could no longer hear the stream at all, except in the voice of the speaker. The thing that had spoken was a strange, scaly green creature about five feet tall. It had a turtle's shell upon its back, a stocky build, and broad, powerful hands with slightly webbed fingers and sharp nails. The face was comical, as green as the rest of it, with tiny dark eyes over a broad, almost flat nose. The mouth was wide, and curved into a happy smile. She could see the top of the head was slightly concave, and a few drops of water ran down the sides of the thing's head. "What manner of creature are you?" Kuno said, his eyes widening. He stooped and picked up his bokken; the creature watched unconcernedly. "Why, I am Yundermaro," the thing said. It spoke perfect, slightly formal Japanese, sounding vaguely as if it were talking to them from underwater. "My taciturn friend behind you is Kurupo." Nabiki and Kuno whirled around, to see a taller, slightly more slender version of the same creature. It was grinning as well. "Hey there," it said. "Demons," Kuno said. "We are in a forest of demons..." "Oh, don't be insulting," Yundermaro said. "We are hardly some lowly oni, fresh up from Jigoku, with only thoughts of devouring human flesh and souls." "Careful there," Kurupo said. "Oh, come now," Yundemaro said. "I know if our seals are broken, his probably are as well. But he can't hear us. Arrogant bastard, thinks just because he can crack rocks with his teeth he can boss us around." "He can," Kurupo said pointedly. "Oh yes," Yundermaro said. "I'd forgotten about that part." Kuno scratched his head. "What is going on?" "Oh, are you still here?" Yundermaro said. "I thought you might have had the sense to leave. We are not demons, my dear swordsman. Kurupo and myself are kappas, of course." "Yup. That's us," Kurupo said. His smile was even bigger now, but without opening his mouth. "Kurupo, how long do you reckon it's been?" Yundermaro said. "Dunno. Long time," Kurupo said. "Well, this place isn't a blasted wasteland," Yundermaro said. "So I'd guess its safe to say it worked just like they said it would. And yet, now we are awake. This is a most intriguing situation." "Yup," Kurupo said. "The old truces no longer apply, I suppose," Yundermaro said. A long, broad tongue flickered out for a moment and licked the kappa's fleshy lips. "We can eat 'em then?" Kurupo said. "Yes, of course, dear friend," Yundermaro said. "We can eat them. I can only just remember the sweet taste of human flesh... especially the children. I hope there are still some children around." He tapped his green chin with a finger. "Pardon, do you still have children in this world?" "Of course," Nabiki said, before she could stop herself. The smaller kappa clapped his hands delightedly. "Wonderful! I'm so happy! We love children, don't we Kurupo?" "Yup," Kurupo said. "With horseradish." "You still have horseradish, don't you?" Yundermaro said hopefully. "SILENCE!" Kuno bellowed. "I grow tired of listening to your silly words, you foolish creatures! Get from my sight before I strike you down!" Nabiki saw the tiny dark eyes of the kappas narrow slightly. "He called us silly, Yundermaro," Kurupo said. "And foolish, dear friend, do not forget," Yundermaro said. "Not nice," Kurupo said. "Well, I suppose we kappas are as a whole a bit silly," Yundermaro said. "We certainy do not have the terrifying appearance and size of an oni, or the withered horror of a gaki." "Don't like gaki," Kurupo said. "Bad taste. No meat." "Yes, I suppose we could be thought of as silly, even foolish," Yundermaro said. "People have often thought that upon meeting us. Usually right up until we pulled off all their arms and legs." Kurupo opened his mouth and smiled, exposing row upon row of sharklike teeth, and suddenly his face didn't seem so comical anymore. "Yup." "Do you want first pick, Kurupo?" Yundermaro said. "The man's got more meat on him, but I suspect the woman's a tad more tender." "Split 'em," Kurupo said. "Excellent idea! The best of both worlds," Yundermaro said, grinning with his own mouthful of broken glass fangs. "You see, my friends, we may be foolish, but we're also very, very dangerous." Kuno came at Kurupo with a yell and an upraised sword. He thrust down quickly at the kappa's head. Yundermaro leaned back against a tree and watched, as Nabiki tried to figure out just what the hell was going on. Kurupo lifted up a broad hand and caught the bokken with a slight grunt. His other hand came up and grabbed Kuno by the front of his shirt, lifting him off the ground without apparent effort and hurling him off into the air. Kuno clipped his head on the branch of a tree and fell to the ground with a groan. Nabiki realized these things were probably a lot more dangerous than they looked, and darted quickly for the tanto on the ground. Her wrist was caught suddenly in a grip that held her completely still without any pressure or pain. "No, no," Yundermaro said. "We can't be having that now." Nabiki kicked the kappa behind what looked like a knee, trying to bring him down. It was like trying to trip a mountain. His grip tightened momentarily, and Nabiki got the impression that it could have gotten a lot tighter than it did. "Hold perfectly still or I'll tear your arm off. Kurupo's going to finish off your gentleman companion, or maybe he'll just play with him a bit and let me finish him." Nabiki saw Kuno get up off the ground and come at Kurupo again. The larger kappa hit him in the chest with an open palm and sent him flying backward to crash into the trunk of the tree he'd hit his head on. Kuno staggered back up, shaking his head to clear it. "Resilient one, isn't he?" Yundermaro said to Nabiki casually, sniffing her arm. "Hmmm... young and healthy you are. A prime specimen, I say. You keep yourself in good shape, I see." Nabiki was stuck between laughing and screaming. The comical appearance and behaviour of the two kappas was balanced against their incredible strength and their seeming intention to eat her and Kuno. She tried to remain calm; when faced with any problem, consider the probem first of all. She strained her mind, trying to remember any details about kappas beyond the fact that they were spirits who dwelt in rivers. She used a technique she used often; look upon the situation not as a participant, but an observer. Don't get caught up in emotions; consider the problem rationally. But how could you rationally consider the problem of two Japanese river-spirits who wanted to devour you and your friend, possibly with horseradish? Nabiki winced in sympathy as Kuno's third charge was stopped by a casual backhand from Kurupo that spun him around several times still standing up. The kappa grabbed him, lifted him overhead, and threw him into a tree. "Want a turn?" he said, glancing to Yundermaro, who was intent in eyeing Nabiki up and down. "No, no, go ahead," Yundermaro said. "It's a pleasure to watch you work." "Thanks," Kurupo said. He stepped to the side as Kuno came at him again and lifted a stout leg into the swordsman's stomach, then brought a fist down sharply against the back of his head. This time, Kuno went down and didn't get back up. "Make sure he's out," Yundermaro called. "He seems to have a very hard head." "Okay," Kurupo said. "Don't take no bites of her till I'm done here." "Perish the thought," Yundermaro said. Nabiki tried to will her heart to stop beating so fast, and her breathing to come easier. Kurupo knelt down and grabbed Kuno by the hair, lifting his face up off the ground. "You awake?" Kuno groaned and started to lift his bokken. Kurupo shrugged and drove his face into the ground with a smack, then did it again. Kuno lay still at last, and the bigger kappa got up. "You stay down, you." "Alright," Yundermaro said. "Appetizers first, Kurupo? This one here will do nicely." "Righto," Kurupo said. He started to walk over towards Nabiki, shark teeth glinting in the sunlight. "Honourable kappas," Nabiki said, finding her voice at last, along with a plan. "Please, wait..." "But we're hungry," Yundermaro said. "Very hungry." "But I offer you a wonderful opportunity," Nabiki said. "That you will lose if you eat my friend and I." "Let's eat," Kurupo said. Yundermaro held up a scaly hand. "No, friend Kurupo. Let us listen," he said. The grip released on Nabiki, and the two kappas stood eagerly in front of her. "Tell us, young friend," Yundermaro said. "And don't get any idea of running. We're very fast." "I would not think of it," Nabiki said, hoping her voice sounded more confident and assured to the kappas than it did to her. She remembered things about kappas now, little stories her mother had told her. She took a deep breath to steady herself, and began. "Honourable kappas, I offer you many cucumbers," she said. "Many fine, delicious cucumbers." The kappas eyes lit up. "Cucumbers?" they said in unison, Kurupo's grating growl mingling with Yundermaro's smooth voice. "Yes," Nabiki said. "Many cucumbers." "How?" Yundermaro said. "This isn't even the season for cucumbers..." "You have been gone many years," Nabiki said grandiosely. "In this day and age, EVERY season is the season for cucumbers!" She swept her arms wide for emphasis, and gave the kappas her best 'You can trust me' smile, the one that had lost countless Furinkan students money over the years. The kappas smiled back like delighted children, albeit it hideous and excessively fanged ones. "Really?" Kurupo said. "I would not lie to such noble spirits as you," Nabiki said smoothly. She was growing calmer and calmer as this went on; it was becoming just another business deal. "Yes, of course you wouldn't," Yundermaro said. "Go get us those cucumbers and hurry back." "There are many cucumbers," Nabiki said. "I will need help to carry them. Perhaps my friend..." Nabiki thought of what she could remember from her mother. Kappas love cucumbers more than anything; kappas are tied to their rivers, and can't go far from them. One of the things was not that kappas are stupid. Yundermaro frowned. "No, no. You might just run off and never come back. Bring back some cucumbers by yourself; your friend stays here." "Let us discuss terms," Nabiki said quickly, trying to distract the kappa from any suspicion. Yundermaro was obviously the leader, and the smarter of the two. "Here's our terms," the smaller kappa said. "Go and get us as many cucumbers as you can carry. Bring them back here, and we'll eat you, the cucumbers, and your boyfriend." "There seems to be little in the way of profit for me in that deal," Nabiki said. "I am the only one who can get you those cucumbers. And why should I do that if you will eat me and my friend anyway?" "Yes, yes," Yundermaro said with a sly grin. "However, if you do not get the cucumbers, we'll eat your boyfriend, and then you." It was starting to irk her how they kept on referring to Kuno as her boyfriend, but she wasn't about to point out otherwise. No reason to risk compromising a business relationship with something that apparently had no compunctions about pulling her arm off. "But you get no cucumbers that way," Nabiki said. "Why not..." "Ahh. But, you see, if you get us the cucumbers," the small kappa said. "We'll eat you first, and we'll make it quite painless. You won't have to see your boyfriend die, and you won't feel anything but for a moment." The kappa's mouth opened again, exposing a cavern of jagged razors twisted into a grin. "However, if you don't go and get us the cucumbers, we'll eat your boyfriend first. You can watch him die, and before we start on him we'll pull off your legs so you can't run away." Nabiki paled. The kappa continued nonchalantly. "When we're done with him, we'll pull off your arms and eat those, along with the legs. It can take you a very long time to bleed to death after all your limbs are pulled off." "Yup," Kurupo said, breaking his silence. "Takes a while." Nabiki felt as if her blood had turned to ice. For a moment, just a moment, she considered agreeing to the kappa's deal, running away, getting as far away as possible, even if she had to leave Kuno. Then she steeled herself. If this didn't work, she'd have to think up some other way. "Very well, honourable kappas," she said smoothly, resisting the urge to gulp. "It shall be as you say. I will go and get your cucumbers and return with them." "Excellent," Yundermaro said, his smile growing. "It has been a pleasure to deal with such honourable kappas," Nabiki said, bowing deeply. She turned the thoughts over in her mind, the old legends her mother had told her all those years ago. Kappas love cucumbers; kappas are tied to their rivers and can't go far from them. Kappas carry some water from their rivers in their heads, so they don't lose their strength. Kappas are very polite, under the right circumstances. The kappas bowed in unison in response to her, and in unison, the water spilled from the bowl-shaped depressions in their scaly heads and splashed on the floor of the clearing. "Oh, you littllllleeeee..." Yundermaro said, falling from bowing at the waist to bowing on his knees, and then to planting his face down into the dirt. "Shiiiiiiiiittttt..." Kurupo said, doing the same. "Oh dear..." Yundermaro said, weakly struggling as if to stand as Nabiki backed carefully away. "I can't beeelieeeve we felll for thattt.." "You did," Nabiki said, revelling in the feeling of warmth returning to her body as her fear gradually left her. "Sorry." "I feel a bit weak, Kurupo," Yundermaro said. "What about youuuuu..." "Oooooh..." Kurupo groaned. "Water....." "Be a good girl and go get ussss soooome waterrrrr, would youuuuu..." Yundermaro said. "Then we can have you and your boyfriend for dinnerrr to thank youuuu..." Kurupo coughed wetly. The green skin of the kappas was cracking and peeling like a terrible sunburn, and they looked dry as desserts. A thin stream of watery green fluid trailed from the mouth of each of the creatures. Nabiki felt a bit sorry for them, despite everything they'd been intending to do. "Can't do that, I'm afraid," she said. "Nice triiiiiiick, humannn," Yundermaro said. "I always knew I and Kurupo were too polite for our own good... we should have eaten you and your boyfrienddddd right away..." "He's not my boyfriend," Nabiki said. The smaller kappa grinned weakly. "Reaaallyyyyy?" Nabiki didn't like the tone of amusement in his voice. "So what if he's not my boyfriend?" "Oh, he'll be soooo pleasssed..." Yundermaro said. "Won't heeee, Kurupo?" "Yup," Kurupo said. "He's looking for a wife, he is..." "Who?" Nabiki said. "What are you talking about?" The kappas' eyes were nearly closed now, and they seemed to be growing smaller. Their skin was semi-translucent now, and dark shapes pulsed beneath that Nabiki tried not to look at. "Funny, isn't iiit..." Kurupo said. "Weee fought the waaaar against the abominations, survived all through that, and then we end up getting done in by a human..." Yundermaro chuckled. "I think that's the most I've ever heard you say at one tiiiiiiime..." "You never let me talkkkkk," Kurupo said. "Always with your gabbbbing and silly gamessss..." "Really? I do apologize...." Yundermaro said. "Well, fear not, my old friendddd... we are kappas... so long as the rivers live, so shall weeeee... I'll see you in the spirittttt planeeeee..." "Answer me!" Nabiki finally said. "Who are you talking about? Who's looking for a wife?" "Any lasttttt wordssss, Kurupo," Yundermaro said. "Bye," Kurupo said. "Feel like thrashing around a littttttleee?" Yundermaro said. "That looks real impressivvvvveee..." "Okayyyyyy," Kurupo replied. "WAAUUGUGHHHH!" "AURGGGHGHGHHHH!" "WAAUUGGGHHHH!" "AUURRRRHGHGHGGH!" "SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!" Nabiki yelled. "Who are you talking about?" The kappas had stopped thrashing, and were very still. They were only half the size they'd been when she'd first seen them, and they were shrinking by the second, draining away like groundwater as green fluid poured from every part of them. In only moments, they were gone. "Damn," Nabiki said, wiping her hand across her bangs, which were wet with both sweat and water. The whole clearing seemed damper now, and a fog seemed to be forming. Kuno was still lying motionless on the ground, and Nabiki ran to him, concerned. She felt for a pulse, and was relieved to find it was strong and steady. "Hey, Kuno-baby, wake up," she said, rolling him over and patting his cheek. His face was a little bruised, and his lip was split, but he seemed otherwise okay. Kurupo's backhand had left a score of four long red scratches across his cheek. Kuno let out a long breath and sat abruptly up. "DEMON!" "Kappa, actually," Nabiki said, smiling at him and patting him on the cheek again. "And I took care of them. You don't need to worry about the big bad kappas, Kuno-baby." "Demon..." Kuno said again, a strange light in his eyes. "Hey, Kuno-baby," Nabiki said. "You delusional or something? I thought your head was stronger than that." "DEMON!" Kuno said again, waving his hands around. "Kuno, there isn't..." Nabiki paused, feeling more than seeing the shape of something very large behind her. She was sure she felt every nerve in her body working slowly as she turned her head and looked behind her. Kuno dropped soundlessly to unconsciousness again. She craned her neck up. And up again. "Hello," the oni boomed in a voice like soft thunder. "What have we here?" Nabiki screamed, but it never got past her throat, dying there as she looked upon the demon in all his horror. This was no silly little thing like the cartoonish creature that had given her big sister cute horns and an evil disposition. This was nine feet of massive, bull-horned oni, with eyes that glowed brightly red in his hideous face. The skin was a blue so dark as to be nearly black, and it glistened with an oily sheen. A huge spiked iron bar, taller than Nabiki by more than two feet, was held loosely like toothpick in one massive hand. The demon was nearly naked, wearing only a white sash wrapped around his waist. "What luck," the oni said, looking at her. He smiled, exposing a forest of fangs that made Kurupo and Yundermaro look like kittens. "Here I was, freed from the binding after Jigoku only knows how long, and I've already found myself a bride." "I don't think you're my type," Nabiki said weakly. "I didn't give you a choice," the oni said, reaching out with speed belying his size and grabbing Nabiki by the arm. It lifted her up, nearly dangling her off the ground and forcing her to stand on her tiptoes to avoid having her arm wrenched out of her socket. The grip was strong, not in the way Yundermaro's had been, a strength that had been impossibly great given the kappa's small size. This was pure strength, so strong that the oni was incapable of not hurting her if it touched her. "You'll do nicely," the oni said, licking his lips and gazing at her. "A fine human woman." Nabiki finally screamed, and the oni jerked her arm. "Quiet now. We oni can give a human pleasures they'd never get from one of their own." "No thanks," Nabiki said as vehemently she could. "Unhand her," Kuno said groggily, standing up and brandishing his wooden blade at the oni. His eyes were unfocused, but angry and determined. "Tatewaki Kuno says you shall not touch Nabiki Tendo until he lies dead upon the ground!" "Works for me," the oni said with a shrug, tossing Nabiki aside like a rag doll. She remembered how her father had showed her to fall, and got up quickly. "Kuno, you idiot!" she screamed, shaking with fear. "Run! You can't beat that thing!" Kuno and the oni squared off. The demon raised the bar of iron and grinned. "Come, little man." "YAAAAAAAH!!!" Kuno attacked brilliantly, darting past the casual swing of the oni's club and swinging at his neck with the wooden sword in a perfectly aimed, decapitating blow. The bokken shattered against the oni's hide. The oni backhanded Kuno and knocked him flying to land in a heap. He stood up, groaning. The oni advanced on him, then paused. He turned and looked back at Nabiki, who was finding it rather difficult to drive the tanto into his back when it kept bouncing off. "We'll play later," he said. "For a long time, don't you worry." He grabbed her and tossed her back; she landed badly this time, hurting her leg. The oni rushed Kuno, and a swing of the iron bar smashed the tree behind him into splinters as Kuno rolled under the blow and came up to his feet behind the oni. "My kingdom for a sword!" he lamented, as the oni slowly turned and Kuno began to backpedal away from him. "KUNO!" Nabiki shouted, rising painfully to one knee. "Catch!" She grabbed the sheathed katana by its hilt and tossed it spinning through the dozen feet of empty space between them. It might be a worthless weapon, but under the circumstances, it was better than nothing. Kuno caught it by sheath, and slipped the weapon out, three or so feet of glimmering razor-edged steel that seemed to sing as it touched the air. To Nabiki's eye, the red glow that had looked as if were trapped within the blade was brighter now. "Come, demon," Kuno said exultantly. "Let us duel!" And the demon came. ********** The weight of the sword in Kuno's hand felt right, perfect even, for the first time ever when he held this weapon. The handle seemed to have been shaped with his hands in mind, and it almost felt as if his fingers had worn grooves in the weapon from constant use. He felt revitalized, refreshed, as if he had taken no injury before now. His face stopped throbbing, his breathing grew easier. He saw the sword blade shimmer in his hands. The sword no longer felt like a worthless weapon; now, it seemed as if it were an extension of him, moreso than any weapon he had ever held. The oni was coming, in seeming slow motion. He took in the details of it almost absently; the ropily muscled arms and legs, the broad chest, the red-glowing eyes, and the huge iron weapon it wielded. He stepped to the side as it swung at him, pivoted perfectly, and slashed open a long but shallow wound across the oni's chest. The oni bellowed and whirled, quicker than he would have thought possible, and brought the iron bar down at him. The sword felt like a bolt of lightning in his hands, a raw, living thing of such power that he could not hope to wield it so much as direct it somewhat. He brought up the blade and drove forward. something whispered in his mind. Tatewaki Kuno struck, throwing all his strength, all his rage, all his weight and power behind the blow. The katana struck the oni's weapon, the kanabo, the spiked iron bar that had in the stories he'd read as a child sitting alone in his room, smashed so many heads and bodies. There was a tearing sound, and then the katana sliced through the kanabo as if it were made of soft butter. The top half of the kanabo dropped to the ground with a heavy thud. The oni's arm that had gripped the bottom half followed a moment later. The oni screeched, a cry of rage and pain, and clamped his free arm instinctively over the stump. Kuno screamed as well, and whirled around, swinging his sword in a full circle impossibly quickly as he leapt into the air and took the demon's head off at the shoulders. The body slumped to the ground, and the head rolled away and came to rest near Nabiki's feet. She jumped back, looking at it with disgust. Kuno's feet hit the ground and he gasped for breath, all his injuries seeming to flare anew. He dropped to one knee, holding the sword in front of him. Nabiki rushed to his side. "Magnificent," she said enthusiastically. "You okay?" "I... won..." Kuno said, almost disbelievingly, his eyes shining as he looked at Nabiki. The body of the oni was dissolving into a thick, greasy black smoke, but that seemed an afterthought to the two of them. Kuno slipped the katana into its sheath, almost reluctant to put it away. Nabiki suddenly threw her arms around his neck and hugged him tightly. "We won, Kuno-baby," she said, her breath hot and hard against his face like a caress. "There's no monster in the world that can survive in the face of my business smarts and your fighting skills." Kuno laughed, still seeming a bit shocked at his victory against the oni, and put a hesitant arm around her waist. The two of them were both covered in muddy forest dirt, having been tossed about by the kappas and the oni several times, but it didn't seem to matter in that moment as they held each other, glad to be okay. After a little while, they realized just what it was they were doing, and broke apart with embarassed grins. "Nice work," Nabiki said. "How did you ever get rid of the kappas?" Kuno said. "They were mighty warriors indeed." "Negotiation," Nabiki said, snapping her fingers and looking at Kuno cockily. Kuno stared at her blankly, then smiled. "Ah. I see," he said, even though he didn't. "Of course you do, Kuno-baby," Nabiki said, smiling and trying without success to get some of the dirt off her shirt and pants. "Of course you do." Kuno knelt down by the bag and picked up the tanto. He gazed at it for a moment, and then carefully rewrapped it and put it back inside the bag with a strange kind of finality. He looked at the sheathed katana, and then at the splintered remains of his bokken on the ground. "You know, Nabiki," he said softly. "Perhaps, under the right circumstances, even a worthless weapon can be wielded for some greater good." "I hear you, Kuno-baby," Nabiki said, even though she didn't. Not entirely. Kuno wrapped the katana and put it away, then picked up the bag from the ground. "Let us depart, Nabiki. The train will be leaving soon." "Twice in a row," Nabiki said as she looked at him. "Hmm?" Kuno said, looking back at her. "You called me Nabiki," she said. "Not Nabiki Tendo. Twice in a row." "I often added your family name because I had not wished to be presumptious," Kuno said, wondering if he'd done something wrong. "I had thought that now that we had fought together, I could assume a less formal tone. Forgive me if..." "No, Kuno-baby," Nabiki said. "Nabiki's just fine. Call me Nabiki any time you want." "Very well," he said. "Nabiki." He hesitated. "And you may call me Tatewaki, if you wish." "Can I still call you Kuno-baby sometimes, Tatewaki?" Nabiki asked. "If you must," Kuno said resignedly. "Come. We must get to the train." "We're not exactly presentable here," Nabiki said, indicating the dirt on both of them. "Warriors seldom are," Kuno said, turning and starting to go. He glanced back at the edge of the clearing. "Coming, Tendo-baby?" Nabiki's mouth opened. She hadn't thought anything could surprise her again after what had already happened today, but she was wrong. Kuno started to walk out of the clearing, a small, triumphant smile on his face. After a moment, Nabiki hurried after him. "Hey! Wait up!" ********** The train rolled on, over the bridge that spanned the large river near the town of Fuinkawa. Two pairs of beady black eyes watched it go from somewhere that both was and wasn't this river. "Strange, isn't it?" Yundermaro said. "Metal serpents and such." "Nope," Kurupo replied. "Seen stranger." "Ah, yes, of course we have," Yundermaro said. "In the war against the abominations and all. Remember the Battle of-" "Hey," Kurupo said. "You think the seals are broken?" There was a long pause from Yundermaro. "Dear oh dear. I never thought of that. That is a distinct possibility. After all, if we are awake, surely..." He trailed off, stroking his face with one clawed hand and sighing slightly. "Bad," Kurupo said, and the word carried a sense of much more than just bad. It carried hatred, the memory of events millenia old that were as fresh as yesterday in the cold minds of the water spirits. "Yes, friend Kurupo," Yundermaro said with a watery sigh. "Very bad." "Maybe we shouldn't have tried to eat those humans," Kurupo said. "Maybe the truce was still in effect." "No, no," Yundermaro said. "We were within our rights. Once the great seals were in place, all truces were over. That was the agreement." "Hmm..." Kurupo said. "Okay." "Still," Yundermaro said. "You never know. Perhaps we'll be called to fight again." "Why'd we fight in the first place?" Kurupo said. "I forget." "Because, dear Kurupo," Yundermaro said. "Next to the abominations and their children, humans and kappas are brothers. I don't hate humans; I feel sorry for them, not being kappas and all." "I don't," Kurupo said. "I just like eating them." "Well, to each his own," Yundermaro said. "I don't hate humans. But I hate those things more than I hate anything in the world. And I've had a long, long time to lose that hatred, and I haven't lost it yet." "Me neither," Kurupo said. "They hurt the rivers." "Yes, my friend," Yundermaro said slowly. "And in return, we did unto them tenfold!" "Hundredfold," Kurupo said. "Thousandfold!" Yundermaro cried happily. "Whatever fold is... uh, after thousandfold!" Kurupo said with cheerful enthusiasm. "Those two humans..." Yundermaro said. "You see what they did to that oni?" Kurupo chuckled wetly. "Yup." "If that is what the majority of humanity is like these days, we may not even need to fight," Yundermaro said. "I'd almost feel sorry for those things, if I didn't hate them so much." The two kappas laughed, and their laughter rang on into the night, and was carried through the river's edge and up its banks, singing along the tracks of the railway like a spark through copper. ********** Nabiki looked to Kuno. "You hear something, Tatewaki?" "No, Nabiki," he said, glancing to the girl beside him. "Did you?" "Almost sounded like someone... laughing..." Nabiki said. "Must be hearing things." "Mmmm..." Kuno said. He leaned back in his seat, as Nabiki looked out the window at the river passing below. The train rolled on, into the day and past the river, and carried Nabiki Tendo and Tatewaki Kuno towards home. And in the luggage rack above, the sword shone dimly red in the darkness of the bag, and it waited with a patience more terribly sharp than even its edge.