- Ranma #31 -

Chapter 11: Aloha Drifted Classroom

(Page 166)
Ranma: Damn it, not even a boat in sight.
<Three days ago...>
Principal: Any student who doesn't do well on the canoe lesson will get a
           fail.
Point right: <Fuurinkan High School's Principal>
Boy: Damn it...

(Page 167)
Boy: That kouchou (principal) bastard... he's taking the easy way there...
Principal: Oh no!
Principal: How dare you do that to me...
Boy: Ack!!  G... grenade!
<After that... the principal is missing.>
<And among the people who has been drifted away to this strange island, there
 are 20 boys.>
Hinako: Next, I'll count the number of girls.
Hinako: There seems to be only three girls.
Boy: I'm starving...
Hinako: Saotome Ranma-san.
Ranma: I'm a man!

(Page 168)
Akane: Hinako-sensei.
Ukyou: There's something strange over there.
<Two of the drifters, Tendou Akane and Kuonji Ukyou.>
Voice: There's an indication that there was someone here before?
Voice: Yes, we shouldn't think that this is a deserted island...
Sign #1: <Welcome "Hawaii" island>
Sign #2: <Shop>
Heart shape: <Honeymooners, welcome>
Ranma: What do you know...
Ranma: I guess this was a sight-seeing area.  I wonder why it's deserted now...
Boy #1: Maybe there's something to eat around here...
Boy #2: I didn't drink or eat anything for three days!

(Page 169)
Ranma: Hm?
Ranma: A diary...?
Diary: <Diary
        -Shop Owners>
Diary: <July 23rd, 1990... nice weather...>
Diary: <A rebellion breaks out by the male workers here...
        this is the end of the "Hawaii" island.>
Diary: <All the food supply on this island is polluted and causes disease.
        This disease is caused by "Aloha virus"...>
Ranma: Disease...
Ranma: "Aloha virus"?!
Ranma: Everybody, be careful!
Ranma: All the food supply on this island is...

(Page 170)
Principal: Hello, my students,
           These are fruits that I have collected from this island.
Boy #1: What a nice thing to do, kouchou.
Boy #2: This is like getting saved from hell.
Hinako: Kyaa!!  Me too, me too!!
Ranma: Hey!
Ranma: Look at this.
Principal: What?
Principal: OH NO!
Principal: The legendary disease, "Aloha virus"!
Hinako: Thank you for the food.
Ukyou: Don't even take a bite!
Hinako: Eeeh?  Why not?
Ukyou: Just listen to what a person tells you!
Akane: Do you know something about this, kouchou-sensei?!
Principal: It's a dangerous climate disease that originated from Hawaii a
           long time ago.
Principal: If you get infected by it...

(Page 171)
Principal: Then you turn into honeymooners in Hawaii!
Banner: <Welcome
         Honeymoon Tour Guests>
Boy #1: It's Hawaii!  It's Hawaii!
Boy #2: So this is Hawaii.
Ranma: Oh?
Ranma: ...So, what is so dangerous about this?
Boy #1: Honey, let's go to the room... just the two of us!
Boy #2: Ah!  Why you!
Boy #1: She's my wife!
Boy #2: She's my bride.
Ranma: I'm a man!
Boy: Honey!
Akane: Kyaa!!
Hinako: L... large number of bridegrooms are coming to get their brides!!

(Page 172)
Hinako: Kyaa!!  No!!  Don't come near me!!
Hinako: ......
Hinako: "Happougozuuensatsu".
Hinako: *Smirk*
Boys: You're my wife!!
Hinako: "Happoutsurisengaeshi"!!

(Page 173)
Hinako: That was a very dangerous raid.  Now, let's run away!
Ranma: Oh...
Akane: Okay...
Voice: Aloha vaccine?
Ranma: If we use this on them, then they won't have the honeymoon feelings
       anymore?
Principal: Yes.
Principal: I come prepare with medicine for any kind of Hawaiian disease.
Ukyou: You're the smartest Hawaiian around.
Ranma: Okay, give me the vaccine.
Principal: Oh!
Ranma: Hm?
Principal: No...!
Principal: I forgot about something very important!

(Page 174)
Principal: We are here for our "rinkai-gakkou" (seaside field trip)!
Ranma: H... hey!
Ranma: What's that got to do with this?!
Principal: This is the "Honolulu-marathon" lesson.
Ranma: Stop right there, you bastard!
Principal: Try to catch me.
Boy #1: Hahahahaha, stop!
Boy #2: I'm going to catch you!

(Page 175)
Voice: Let's have a honeymoon ceremony!
Ranma: What?!
Boy #1: Honey, let's put some sun-tan lotion on your back.
Boy #2: Me too, me too!
Principal: Let's take some commemorative pictures.
Boys: Me too, me too.
Boys: Open wide.
Ranma: You guys...
Ranma: Stop this nonsense!

(Page 176)
Voice: Saotome-kun, what a weird sunburn you got...
Ranma: Damn it...
Back: <Love>
Ukyou: They treated like this to Ran-chan, who is a man...
Akane: I guess they're going to do this to us as well.
Akane: T... that's a...!
Boy #1: Where is my bride...
Boy #2: Where is my honey...

(Page 177)
Hinako: Kyaa!!  Everybody stay calm!
Ukyou: Shut up!
Akane: You're the one who's making all the fuss about this!
Principal: "Seaside field trip"'s blowpipe class time.
Ranma: Ah, kouchou!
Boy: I'm going to shoot down my sweetheart's heart.
Diagram: <Make the blowpipe like this!>
Ranma: Get that Aloha vaccine!!

(Page 178)
Boys: Honey!!
Principal: Husband and wife shouldn't fight like that.
Ranma: Stop talking nonsense...
Ranma: And hand over that Aloha vaccine!
Principal: Oh!

(Page 179)
Ranma: He dr...
Ukyou: Drank it...
Boys: Ho...ney...
Akane: Kyaa!!  Don't come near me!!
Ukyou: It's no use fighting like this.
Ranma: . o O ( Damn it!  If this continues on, then it's just a matter of
               time... )
Ranma: . o O ( Oh, I know!  This place used to be a sight-seeing area...
               That means... "THAT" is around here somewhere!! )
Boys: Honey!!
Principal: Oh!  What are you doing?!
Akane: Did you think of a solution?!
<Meanwhile, Hinako is very safe!!>
Hinako: I want to be bothered.
Boy #1: Where'd you go, honey...?
Boy #2: This was supposed to be our night.
Voice: Dar...ling.

(Page 180)
Akane: Do you want to take a bath...?
Ukyou: And then have some dinner...?
Boy #1: Honey!!
Boy #2: Of course I'll take a bath!!
Boy: What happened to us...
Ukyou: They're cured...
Akane: But how?
Ranma: *Smirk*, Aloha vaccine was getting heated out from kouchou's body.
Principal: Oh no.
<So, the cursed "seaside field trip" is finally over...>
Principal: Next, we are going to go on a "rinkan-gakkou" (camping trip).