Kun-chan And White Wolf's Hentai Fic I Ranma: Akane, the only reason I don't want to marry you is because I want to make love to you in my girl form too. Akane: Honto? But... I want to do that! Ranma: COLD WATER!!! I NEED SOME COLD WATER NOW!!!!! ***** Akari: Oh, Ryouga-sama! I love you so much! Ryouga: And I love you, Akari-chan! Akari *splashes* cold water over Ryouga Akari: Now come and love me more, you sexy beast! ***** Shampoo: Mousse, Shampoo need a man. Mousse *splashes* Shampoo and locks her in his cage. Mousse: I'd rather have Ukyo. Okonomiyaki tastes better than ramen anyday. Shampoo: Meow! ***** Happousai: Oh, panties, panties, panties! Where are my lovely panties? Shampoo: Meow!! Meow!! *Shampoo-neko is still locked in the cage* Happousai: Oh, what a pretty cat! Just what I need since I can't find any panties... *Takes Shampoo-neko out of the cage* Shampoo: Meow? Happousai: Now to get some pussy... ***** Ukyo opens the door to Ranma's room. Ukyo: Oh Ran-chan... OH! RAN-CHAN!! AKANE!! Akane looks up, and Ranma-chan pulls her head from between Akane's legs. Ranma-chan: Ucchan... Er... Um... Akane: Wanna join us? Ukyo: Thought you'd never ask... That damn Mousse is chasing me again, and I much prefer you two... ***** Mousse: UKYOU!!! Mousse glomps onto something that he thinks is Ukyou Mousse: Now we can be together, my love! Cologne: *copying Ukyou's voice* Let's go, Mousse, baby! ***** Happosai can be seen exhausted on the floor, passed out. Shampoo-neko is laying stretched out, with a cigarette in her mouth. Shampoo: Meow... Meow... Happosai: Un.... Shampoo: MEOW!!! Happosai: What, AGAIN?? ***** Mousse bursts in. Mousse: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO SHAMPOO?? Happousai: Save me! Mousse blinks and puts on his glasses. Then he grins and gets out a roll of duct tape and he pulls out his rather large 'hidden weapon'. Mousse: It's my turn! Shampoo: Meowwwww!!! ***** Ranma: So, who's on first? Akane: What's on first? Ukyo: No, Who's on first. Ranma: That's what I want to know! Ukyo: What's on second. Akane: Who's on second? Ukyo: No, Who's on first. Ranma: I don't know! Ukyo: He's on third. Ranma: Well, I don't mind being third, BUT WHO IS ON FIRST??? Ukyo: Naturally. ***** Kodachi: Oniisama, what's Sasuke doing? Kunou: Nothing to concern you, sister. Kodachi: Does he usually kneel before you like that? Kunou: Every day and twice on Sundays. Sasuke: Mmph! ***** P-chan leaves Akari sleeping and heads for some hot water. Naturally, he gets lost. However, he finds the Neko-hanten P-chan: Bweee... Shampoo-neko: Meow... P-chan: Bwee!!! Shampoo-neko: Purr!!! You get the idea. ***** Konatsu: Ukyou-sama? Ukyou-sama? Where are you? A potted plant: Ukyou-sama? Where? Konatsu: Who's there? A head pops out of the potted plant Head: Tsubasa is here... Oh, wow! You're pretty! Konatsu blushes: Thanks. So are you... Tsubasa: Want to go to the back room for a little while? I've got something to show you! Konatsu: Sure! And *I've* got something to show *you*! ***** Mousse wakes up and notices who he thinks is Cologne laying near him on the floor. Mousse: That evil gnome. She's always abusing me. Pretending to be Ukyo-sama... 'Cologne' (Happosai) stirs. Mousse: Well, it's payback time! Happosai looks up just in time to see Mousse grab him, and duct tape his mouth closed. Mousse: Now Noone can hear you, and he won't help you anyway. Happosai, too exhausted by Shampoo-chan to escape, faints in fear. Mousse pulls out his 'secret weapon' again. Mousse: NOW WHO'S THE IDIOT?!? ***** Ukyou: Hmm. I need to go for a walk after all that. Ranma: What? I didn't tire you out? Akane: Ranma, you're male, remember? Ranma: Oh, yeah... no wonders I'm so sleepy. I was fine back when I was in girl form, even after Ukyou joined! Ukyou: *smirk* Well, lets see how tired you *really* are! *splash* Akane: Oooh, again! ***** Kodachi walks in on her brother's bath. Kuno: What now? Kodachi: Brother dear... what Sasuke was doing for you earlier... Kuno: Yes? He's quite good at it. Kodachi: He should be. He learned from my doing it for him. Kuno leaps from the bath, and kneels before her. Kuno: Kodachi, I humbly beg to learn the technique of the mast... Er, mistress! Kodachi: Very well... but first... Kodachi rips off her leotard. Kodachi: You must do *me* a favor... ***** Mikado and Azusa roller blade down the street and hear all these very loud moaning (and other) sounds coming from various places. Azusa: San-chan, what's happening? Mikado: I'm not sure, but it sure as heck isn't going to happen to us! I'm off to find a few fangirls to kiss! Mikado skates off, Azusa trying to catch up to him. Azusa: San-chan! Tell Azusa-chan what's going on!!! ***** A calm peace settled over the land. Akane, Ranma, & Ukyo snuggled together for warmth that night. Kuno learned how wonderful sisters could be. Konatsu & Tsubasa... well, afterwards, they would become great friends. But not all would end so well... Elsewhere, a small cat lay curled up asleep. She never noticed the three figures creeping up on her... Ryoga: Mousse, do you have the hot water? Happosai: Hurry my boy, she's got the abilty to handle all of us at once... We can all share her! Mousse tosses the hot water across the room. A surprised Chinese amazon leaps awake. "No, not all three!" Shampoo-neko sighed and continued sleeping. Her great grand-mother could handle them without her help. THE END (Or is it?) Authors' Notes: White Wolf Blame Kun-chan! She encouraged me! Kun-chan What can I say? Didn't have anything else better to do at the time! ^_^ I wonder if this will get to 'Worst Ranma Fanfic Ever'...? ^_~