Kun-chan And White Wolf's Hentai Fic II Mousse: Now, where are my glasses... Ack! *splash* Cologne: Now come and be useful for a change, duck-boy... that bill of yours NEVER fails to impress... Mousse: Kwaa! Kwack! Kwaaaaack *muffled sounds of duck in terror* Cologne: Oh, YES! DUCK BOY, DO IT! Ahhhhh... If.. ohh... if you are REALLY good, I'll...aaaaaaahhh... use Shampoo-nekooooooooh... next time.. YES!! ----- Shampoo: Use Shampoo for what....GREAT GRANDMOTHER?!?! Cologne: Oh! ShamPOO!!!! Ahhh... Ummmm.... It's not.... ohhhh... It's not what you think.... Shampoo: Shampoo think great grandmother steal Shampoo plaything. Cologne: Ohhhhhh.... Ok, it is what you think. AHHH!!!! *splash* Shampoo-neko: MEOW!! Cologne: Now, the full body cat tongue... ----- Mikado: Here looks a good place for dinne... ACK! WHAT IS THAT BAKAMONO DOING TO THAT DUCK AND CAT?! Azusa: Ooohhhhhh! Kawaii!!! Azusa glomps onto the three squirming bodies of the ghoul, the cat and the duck and does something unmentionable to them all, naming them 'Fredrick' Mikado: I'm outta here! ----- Nabiki: Wow, pictures of Ranma, Akane, & Ukyou. But who can I sell these to? Kasumi: Oh Nabiki, could you... What are those?? Nabiki holds up a picture of Ranma-chan & Akane kissing. Both are naked. Nabiki: Ranma & Akane are getting along better now. Kasumi: But he's a girl! Nabiki: Well, Akane always said she hated boys... Kasumi: I wonder what it's like to kiss another girl... Nabiki gets an evil grin. ----- Mikado skates along until... Mikado: Oh, it's a pretty girl! Got to get HER into bed... after all, all that... tension... I've got after watching Azusa and her new pets... Herb (female): Huh? *thinks* Maybe I can use Nyanniichuan on this guy and get a girl in bed... FINALLY! ----- Mikado: Hello there, beautiful... A fast moving blur leaps at Herb, while... Herb tries to *Splash!* Mikado. However.... Herb: Oops. I missed. Mikado is still male, and is holding a wet wrinkled old lady. Happi-chan: What... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME? Happi-chan begins feeling him... er, herself. Herb & Mikado: Yuck! Happi-chan: Oh wow... ----- Ryouga: Koko wa doka...? *nosebleed*faints* Akane: Hmm? What happened to him? Ranma-chan: Well, we're both girls and in the middle of... Akane: Well! Don't stop! Ranma-chan: But what about Ryouga? Akane: When he wakes up, he can join in! ----- Soun: Kasumi, did you have a chance to wash...NO!!!!!! STOP!!!! Soun begins bawling. "Wah!!! Not my perfect daughter..." Kasumi: Oh father... it was just an innocent kiss... Nabiki: I dunno Kasumi. Using your tongue that way isn't very innocent. Kasumi: Oh dear. What way should I use it? Let me try again... Kasumi leans over and begins kissing Nabiki again. ----- Soun: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! My Kasumi! I thought that you were only for me! Kasumi breaks off the kiss and smiles apologetically to Soun Nabiki: Don't worry, daddy, I'll hire her out to you... for a price. Soun: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! Genma: Don't worry, Tendou-kun. I'll keep you entertained while you don't have any money. Soun: But shogi isn't as good as that! Genma: Who said anything about shogi? ----- Ranma-chan: He's still asleep. Akane: That's not my fault... you're the one who... Ranma-chan: Let's not assign blame... you did it too. Ryoga mumbles in his sleep, "Oh, pig tailed goddess, your tongue is divine.." Akane rolls her eyes while Ranma blushes. Ranma-chan: Well, I couldn't leave him horny and unsatisfied, could I? Akane: *I'm* still horny... *splash* Ranma: I can fix that... ----- Akari: Oh, Katsu-nishiki, come here... Katsu-nishiki: Erk? Akari: I haven't been with Ryouga-sama is *so* long... so lets have a little fun, boy! Katsu-nishiki: Ernk! ----- And so the final Hentai chapter comes to a close... Our three Chinese friends, glomped by Azusa... Happosai, (Happy-chan), will no longer torment other women... Ranma & Ryoga finally learned what it takes to get along... Nabiki taught Kasumi about girls... I don't want to think about Genma & Soun. But what of Ukyo...? ----- Ukyo: Tsubasa-kun, your eyes are so lovely... Tsubasa: Ukyo-sama... can we do it again? ----- THE END Kun-chan: White Wolf made me do it!