Ranma 1/2
                          by Takahashi Rumiko
                               Volume 28
                    Translated By a Fan, For the Fans
                    Distributed by the MANGA MILITIA


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p.165
        Part 11  -  Ranma's Tears
p.166
        Happosai:       Ranma, until now you have endured harsh training.
        Happosai:       Already, there's nothing more for me to teach you.
        Ranma:  What is it, old man?  You've changed...
        Happosai:       Oh, it seems they've come to get me.
        Bunny Girls:    Grandpa, come on--.
        Ranma:  Hey, if this is the River Styx...
        Ranma:  Then the old man is...
        Happosai:       This is goodbye, Ranma--.
        Ranma:  Old man!
p.167
        Ranma:  All right, I won't hold you back.
        Ranma:  Go to Nirvana without wandering, old man.
        Ranma:  Bwah  -  Cold.
        Happosai:       Good morning, Ranma.
        Ranma: (2)      Hm?  Huh?
        Ranma:  Old man, don't you have a fever?
        Happosai:       Do I?
p.168
        Happosai:       I seem to have caught a cold...
        Ranma:  If you feel bad...
        Ranma:  Don't do stupid things so early in the morning!
        Ranma:  Deh!
        Happosai:       Heh  -  Idiot.
        Happosai:       That kind of kick won't...
        Ranma:  Eh?
        Happosai:       Hm?!
        Happosai:       Why, you.
        Happosai:       Happoh Big Magnificent Ball.
p.169
        Ranma:  Heh, serves you right, shitty old man.
        Ranma:  Hm?
        Ranma:  He's not counterattacking...?
        Ranma:  Hey, do you RE--ALLY feel bad?
        Happosai:       Don't worry, I'll get better soon...
p.170
        Happosai: (3)   Lizard tail, cat whiskers, hawk's claws, the skin off a
 steamed bun, garlic, finest carrot.
        Ranma:  What is it?  A cold remedy?
        Happosai:       Heh, heh, heh...
        Happosai:       You're naive.  It's a rejuvenation potion.
        Ranma:  R-Rejuvenation?!
        Happosai:       Now, then, it's perfect.
        Happosai:       Prepare yourself, Ranma.  As repayment for a little whi
le ago, I'll pay you back in full.
p.171
        Happosai:       Strange...
        Happosai:       There shouldn't have been any mistake in the mixing met
hod...
        Happosai:       hm?
        Happosai:       Wh-What.
        Happosai:       I left out the most important thing.
        Akane:  Rejuvenation potion?
        Ranma:  Geez, that old man...
        Ranma:  Hah  -  Homicidal intent.
p.172
        Akane:  Kyah!
        Ranma:  Bwah!
        Ranma:  Th-This is...
        Ranma:  Tear gas?!
        Ranma:  Hah!
        Ranma:  Old man.
        Ranma:  What mockery is this?
        Happosai:       Hand over your tears quietly.
p.173
        Ranma:  Tears?!
        Happosai:       That's right, an essential ingredient for my rejuvenati
on potion.
        Happosai:       That is...
        Happosai:       The tears of a strange creature that's both male and fe
male.  Namely...
        Happosai:       Your tears, Ranma--!
        Label:  Dropper
        Ranma:  WHO'S a strange creature?
        Voice:  I'm hungry--.
        Voice:  Lunch, lunch.
        Ranma:  Huh?
p.174
        Ranma:  O-Onions!
        Happosai:       The--re, rub-rub-rub-rub.
        Ranma:  Moron--.
        Happosai:       I won't give up!
        Happosai:       Here, take it!
        Students:       Ohh, it's sushi!
                Must be nice, Ranma.
        Ranma:  If you want it, take it.
        Students:       Gwah, the wasabi--!  ("green horseradish")
        Happosai:       How dare you, my heartfelt...
        Ranma:  YOU--
p.175
        Ranma:  When you're sick, sleep quietly!
        Ranma:  Gwah!  Ouch, ouch, ouch...
        Soun:   Hmmm.
        Akane:  Ah, the ice has melted already.
        Ranma:  Old man, I'm sorry.
        Ranma:  I didn't think you were this terribly sick.
        Happosai:       R-Ranma...?
p.176
        Ranma:  If these tears of mine are all right, use them...
        Happosai:       Ohh, Ranma's tears.
        Soun:   Hang on, Teacher.
        Genma:  Oh, no, he's being affected by the fever.
        Soun:   If I heard you right, you need the tears of a strange creature
that's both male and female?
        Genma:  Well, as many of our tears as you like!  As much as you like!!
p.177
        Happosai:       You've shortened my life, you blockheads--!
        Happosai:       Ranma--!!
        Ranma:  What.
        Happosai:       I won't hear any objections.  Duel with me.
        Ranma:  I told you to sleep.
        Happosai:       Argument is useless--!
        Ranma:  These things...
        Ranma:  Hm?
p.178
        Ranma:  Dwah?!
        Happosai:       I got your tears.
        Ranma:  Y-You--.
        Happosai:       I pushed the tsubo ("pressure point") to collapse your
tear glands.
        Ranma:  Wait, you shitty old man--.
        Happosai:       Wah, hah, hah  -  I've gotten eternal youth.
        Happosai:       Whoops.
p.179
        Kasumi: Don't worry, "grandpa," because I'm in the middle of cleaning i
t up.
        Ranma:  My tears have already dried up.
        Ranma: (2)      Old man.  Hey, old man, hang on.
        Ranma:  Here, it's the rejuvenation potion.
        Happosai:       Wait a minute...  Those tears, from a little while ago.
..
p.180
        Akane:  Everyone mopped them up.
        Nabiki: Although they're cloths with soy sauce mopped up.
        Ranma:  Because, if you die like this, awakening will be bad.
        Happosai:       I'm going on a trip!
        Ranma:  Ah, you jerk.
        Ranma:  Won't you drink my tears--?!
        Soun:   Ohh!
        Akane:  It really worked!!
        Akane:  To rejuvenate until he became a baby, of all things  -  Maybe h
e drank too much.
        Happosai:       Ba-boo-breasts.
        Ranma:  He'll live a long time.
        Student:        Hey, an old man who cries like a baby.