Kunoichi's Red Dwarf Page - The Rimmer Munchkin Song

The Rimmer Munchkin Song!

If you're in trouble he will save the day,
He's brave and he's fearless, come what may;
Without him the mission would go astray.
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
Without him life would be much grimmer.
He's handsome, trim and no-one's slimmer,
He will never need a Zimmer.

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
More reliable than a garden strimmer.
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner,
He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer.

Master of the wit and the repartee,
His command of Space Directives is uncanny.
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
He's also a fantastic swimmer.
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come round for dinner!
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
No rhymes left now apart from quimmer,
We hope they fade us out before we get to schwimmer!
Fade out you stupid plimmer!

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		If you're in trouble he will save the day, He's brave and he's fearless, come what may; Without him the mission would go astray. He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer, Without him life would be much grimmer. He's handsome, trim and no-one's slimmer, He will never need a Zimmer.
		He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer, More reliable than a garden strimmer. He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner, He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer.
		Master of the wit and the repartee, His command of Space Directives is uncanny. How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!
		Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer, He's also a fantastic swimmer. And if you play your cards right Then he just might come round for dinner!
		He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer, No rhymes left now apart from quimmer, We hope they fade us out before we get to schwimmer! Fade out you stupid plimmer!