Shampoo!

by Jerimy

"This."

CRASH!

"Hey you no can, OOOFFFF!"

BASH!

"Why for you do tha-OOOOUCH"

BOOM, CRASH, PUMMEL, CRACK, DROP KICK, HAMMER, BREAK!

[Cologne pogos in]

"Shampoo! What's all this?"

"Hey, old ghoul!"

"What?"

BASH!

"What was that for?"

SLAM, BAM BOOM!

[Shampoo gets up off the ground]

"Hey! You no can hit hiibaa-chan like that!"

CRRRRAAACCCKKKK!!!

"Why for you hit me?"

[The Shampoo basher grabs Shampoo and Cologne and drops them in a blender, where they get puree'd, then poured into a glass]

"Let me know when you guys solidify."

The End

For an audio recording, put a blank tape in the tape recorder and read this while hitting celery with a baseball bat.

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