{These characters are not property of me. I would never attempt to claim them as my own. This story may not be used without my permission, and may not be used to make money in any way, shape or form. Characters and certain situations were created by Rumiko Takahashi, so don't try any funny stuff!}
"Not there!"
*SPLOOSH*
Ranma crawled out of the spring. And so did Ranma. "What the hell didja do THAT for?" they yelled in unison, then looked at each other.
"Pay attention!" Genma yelled, then kicked Ranma again, sending him flying into the spring.
*SPLOOSH*
Ranma crawled out of the spring. And so did Ranma. "Just hold it a damn minute!" they yelled in unison.
"Hold it!" the second Ranma (female form) cried. "What's going on?"
"Very bad spring of drowned twins," the guide replied, scurrying up. "Go haywire when already cursed customer uses."
"Thanks a lot!" all Ranmas muttered.
"Don't be so rude, boy! Girl! Whatever!" With that, Genma booted all three Ranmas back into the spring.
Ranma crawled out, followed by Ranma and Ranma. And so did three more Ranmas of various genders.
[Half an hour later]
"All right! Hold it! I am the original Ranma and I ain't changin' my name!"
The others all stared at him. "WHAT?" they yelled together, deafening each other.
"I said I ain't changin' my name. You gotta pick new names!"
The others thought about it for a moment.
"OK," one Ranma (male) said. "Then I'm... Sanma!"
"I'll be... Sanko!"
"Tanma!"
"Banko!"
"Janma!"
"Yanko!"
"Shanma!"
"Anko!"
"Zanma!"
"Kanko!"
"Ganma!"
"Janko!"
"Yanma!"
"Danko!"
"Kanma!"
"Hanko!"
"Anma!"
"Tanko!"
"Banma!"
"Zanko!"
"Danma!"
"Shanko!"
"Hanma!"
"Panko!"
"Panma!"
"Danko!"
"And I'm Ranko!"
The last one. "Ran... Shit! Oh, Andrew, I guess."
"OK, who's hungry?"
All hands rose into the air.