Title: Anything for a Story
Fandom: Sports Night
Characters: Dan, Casey (referenced: Kim, Jeremy)
Rating: PG
Written for sn100 challenge #54: summer
Original LiveJournal post, with comments

The boredom in the office was so thick, Olympic swimmers would have had troubles. Then again, if there were Olympics, there'd be news. Tuesdays were bad enough; Tuesdays during the summer were the worst: baseball hadn't gotten interesting yet, and nothing else was "in season."

"What's going on out there?" Casey asked, not really caring.

Dan peered lazily out into the bullpen. "I think Jeremy and Kim are quoting Shakespeare again."

"Oh, dear God. Can I kill them?"

"Nah. I'd have to come visit you in jail."

"Can I kill myself, then?"

Dan paused, then smirked. "Can we get footage?"