For the unitiated, Lara is Lara Bartram, Mike is Mike Loader, Zen is Zen, Comrade Rodinovich is Rod M, Sanaskaya is David Tai and Megumi is White Wolf, owner of the Fanfiction Mailing List. I got this text from Dan Root, edited it for clarification. [Non-relevant parts of the conversation were trimmed. (Zen launching heat-seeking cows, etc, etc)] Lara whines, "Miiiiike...." Mike asks, "Yeeeeees, Lara?" Lara dances around a little, like she's gotta pee or something. Comrade Rodinovich says, "..." Mike says, "Yeesh. Weren't not even married yet, and she keeps wanting something from me several times a day..." Sanaskaya o.o Lara says, "I just can't help it, Mike. You're sooooo good." Mike exclaims, "You're driving me to exhaustion!" Lara says, "But... but..." Lara exclaims, "More, Mike. I need more!" Megumi exclaims, "Just give it to her already!" Mike says, "Oh, okay, I'll try to send you some bliss tonight." Megumi exclaims, "She so *whiny*!" Lara says, "Anything from Mike is Bliss. :)" Mike can't put out much more. Lara says, "It doesn't have to be *fast*, just steady." Mike says, "Lara'll have to take over at some point." Comrade Rodinovich asks, "is that what most women say?" Mike says, "She keeps riding me about it every few hours.... it's getting hard." Lara says, "Well, it seems that if I *don't* ride you hard, you just let it dangle." Comrade Rodinovich says, "..." Mike says, "And instead you squeeze everything out of me." Lara says, "You seem to work best under pressure." Mike exclaims, "And then you have the nerve to say some of it's hard to swallow!" Megumi asks, "Hey Mike, Lara. Share some of this bliss, huh?" Lara asks, "Threesome?" Megumi was thinking more like a public showing. It's a shame they were talking about a fanfic they were co-authoring called "Bliss".