[WARNING: If you're not allowed to hear or read dirty jokes, then 
please, don't read this one.  Or if you do, please don't hold me responsible
because I did warn you after all.  It contains sexual content (as most
dirty jokes do) and one bad word.]




THE DIRTY JOKE
by Maelstrom, told to JB, retold by Trisha Lynn


Superman was flying along one day.  The sun was shining, the birds
were chirping and as he flew over the rooftops, he noticed Wonder
Woman, buck naked, lying on her back.  He thought to himself, "Hmmm...
I could be in and out of there, and she wouldn't even notice."

So he flew down, did his business and flew off again.  He was so fast,
it was like a quick summer breeze.  Wonder Woman raised her head and
said, "What was that?"

"I don't know," said the Invisible Man, "but it hurt like a sonuvabitch!"