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• JB's Page--WARNING! The pictures on this page prompted Karolina Phillips to say: "After looking at those pics, I have to say that I have a nice butt."

Karolina's list:

• Giant boobies!
• California roads all have the same names.
• Natural gas cars are fun to corner but are full of hot air in the end.
• It's always cloudy in California. It also drizzles.
• West coast people sound the same as East coast people.
• If you wear a funny hat, parrots will mantle and bob in time with you.
• Try not to fall asleep during T&D
• If you do a Tarot reading when you already know your current life state, it won't tell you anything.
• Hispanic game shows are perfectly understandable.
• Sparks can move quickly.
• And that I still can't tell drunk and sobre people apart.

Kielle's list, in the order she learned:

DAY ONE

• "Look for the world's most Freudian nuclear plant" is good directions.
• One towel is not enough.
• People who are wet want YOU to be wet, too.
• Sand may LOOK soft, but it's not nice to lie on.
• People make good pillows.
• Lighting marshmallows on fire makes you a freak.
• The local wildlife has been seriously irradiated.
• Corollary: sand-dabs the size of golfballs are COOL.
• You can never make too many "weenie" jokes.
• S'mores escape out the other side on the first bite.
• If you're going to go to the bathroom in a one-piece bathing suit, you might as well get changed back into your clothes.
• Hotels don't appreciate it when you have one name on your ID and another on your credit card.

DAY TWO:

• 4RDY469 DOES look dirty, KJ.
• Most things seem smaller as you get older. Horses are the exception.
• Llamas are much cuter than you'd think.
• Western saddles are pure, unadulterated evil.
• Horses don't like going downhill.
• Horses don't like going uphill.
• Horses don't like mud, dust, rocks, or really any sort of terrain that isn't within three feet of a trough.
• My knees don't like riding, either.
• It is indeed possible to fall on one's face gracefully.
• Maximum capacity isn't.
• Have truths and dares thought out in advance.
• Take dares only if you're ready to shed clothing.
• Southern accents thicken in proportion to evil.
• So do campy ones.
• Starting a book at 3:30 a.m. is not a good idea.

DAY THREE

• If you can remember Day Three of a convention, you didn't party hard enough.

And most importantly:

• In California, you can fit more people per square foot than any other place in the world. We have photographic evidence.