From tbutler@birch.net Tue Oct 2 19:05:14 2001 Date: Tue, 02 Oct 2001 10:42:47 -0500 From: Travis Butler To: Philip J. Moyer , Chris Bremner Subject: [UnS] Bey visits House Alars and the Logrus John says, "Okay, Travis man, you up to running? I'd like to finally get you to House Alars 'afore you go mad from the effort :)" Beowulf says, "Heh. ^_^ I think I can make it. In better shape than I would have been last night, to be honest, although it also would make it harder to play scenes that would be logically in character but depend on me being in hot blood to do 'em. ^_^" Kanna says, "Eeeheh. *wl*" =============== =============== Okay, after the big match, you head to Alars. How you gonna get there? Beowulf says, "OOC After last time, would I suspect something other than walking would be smarter? ^_^" John says, "OOC You're inclined to suspect that." Beowulf says, "OOC Heh. Right. What's probably the most common transport method in the Courts? :)" John says, "OOC Carriages for nobility, or else flying using shapeshifting or magic." Kuonji Ukyou falls asleep. John says, "OOC If one doesn't have a handy Veil one can use or a trump" Beowulf says, "OOC Well, IIRC I can get a trump, since IIRC I had just built Aeris the last time we were there. :)" John asks, "OOC Righto. Going to trump to the front doors, then?" Beowulf OOCly nods. Beowulf trumps to the front doors of House Alars. You walk up and knock on the doors. There's a long pause, and a butler comes to the door. "Who may I say is calling?" he asks. Beowulf bows. "Beowulf Kohl, at your service. I wish... to redeem a promise I made to the Lady Kodachi." The Butler looks at you. "Would you like to be more vague?" Beowulf smiles ruefully. "My apologies. When I was last here, returning some artwork that had been stolen to the Lady, she had invited myself and my companion to tea; I was not able to stay at the time, but promised to return when I had time." He says, "Ahh, thank you. Please come and wait in the Parlor, and I will see if Lady Kodachi wishes to see you." He escorts you into a nice parlor, then leaves you to sit while he vanishes into the depths of the house. Beowulf bows again and follows the butler. There is a looooong wait. But Kodachi finally comes out. "Good evening, Prince Beowulf," she says. Several servants follow in her wake with a tea tray, snacks, and well, tea. She sits down, and the servants begin serving the two of you. "How are you today, Prince Beowulf?" she asks, as she sits and drinks in the smell of her tea. Beowulf stands up and bows. "My apologies, Lady Kodachi -- both for not redeeming my promise sooner, and for coming by on short notice." Beowulf smiles tiredly. "I've had better days; getting attacked by assassins on my first try to visit here is not one of my favorite pastimes." Lady Kodachi says, "It is a quiet evening, so do not feel any regret. This is more pleasant than reading reports and fretting about tomorrow." She sips her tea. "Who attacked you?" Beowulf says, "A pair of rather well-dressed ladies; one a rather strong one who used Logrus, the other a spellcaster." He describes them for her. "I'm afraid they got away, unfortunately." She says, "Ahh, Vice and Mature. They have quite a reputation as professionals. You should consider yourself lucky to have made it out alive." Beowulf nods slowly. "I see. They were very good, indeed." Beowulf smiles. "Still, I was able to get out alive and make it here, so that's the important thing." She sips her tea again. "Good luck in catching them. They've eluded quite a few dragnets." Beowulf says, "Thank you; I appreciate your well-wishes." He picks up a biscuit and nibbles on it. Kodachi asks, "Will you be attending the Grand Assembly tomorrow?" Beowulf nods. "Yes. I feel an obligation, given the importance of fighting Hel, and given everything that has happened down here that my family has been involved in." Beowulf sighs. "I... had hoped to make my return of your artwork an anonomyous gift, not some sort of tool to bribe you to improve relations. However, it seems I was found out." Beowulf says, "I heard after the fact about your husband's apology. I wish I could have returned my thanks in person. As it is... I at least want to express my condolences." He looks up at her sadly. She says softly, "What is done is done. Thank you." Beowulf replies equally softly, "You're welcome. I wish I could have gotten to know the other side of him, before everything fell apart." Beowulf shakes his head a couple of times, as if trying to shake off a bad memory. "But, as you say, what's done is done." Beowulf manages a smile. "You do have a delightful daughter. I hope she didn't cause too much trouble by running over to House Gainax the other night." Kodachi sighs. "Suu does this sort of thing far too often. I half-expect her to show up in King Ishmael's tub one day." Beowulf smiles ruefully. "That would be complicated, wouldn't it? My daughter isn't nearly so rambunctious... but then, she already knows enough trump to dump kids who tease her into the river." Kodachi says, "Children are enough to drive one completely insane, at times." She sighs. "My daughter is obsessed with this freak from Shadow, and I can't get her to stop sneaking him into the mansion." Beowulf says, "Do you have any pointers on handling kids that age?" He smiles. "I understand Suu's a couple of years older than Aeris." Beowulf blinks. "Freak from Shadow? Oh, dear." Beowulf looks at her attentively, ready to listen if she feels like talking about it. She says, "He's a mercenary named Stagger Lee. Quite impressive in combat, but he has all the social graces of a charging, rabid dog." "And twice the smell." Beowulf's eyes widen. "Stagger Lee? I'd heard he was instrumental in preventing the Outsiders from invading, forty years ago... and then was never heard from again. He's a bit of a legend." Beowulf says, "I'm a bit surprised someone with that reputation would not treat a lady the way she deserves to be treated." Kodachi says, "Well, I wish he would ride back out of history and into legend. And stay there." Kodachi says, "Talia is a gullible sixteen year old with all the romantic delusions of youth, while Stagger Lee is the sort that has sex with anything with two legs. Being a good fighter does not make one a gentleman." Beowulf nods, smiling a bit sadly in sympathy. "Yes. Unfortunately." Kodachi says, "And even if he was a perfect gentleman, Talia's marriage will be a political one of necessity. It is best she not get up false hopes." Beowulf says, "And there are those who ape the manners of a gentleman while being no such thing; at least one might hope that one who wears his drawbacks on the surface will eventually fall prey to them." Beowulf nods slowly. "I suppose so. I don't like the thought of political marriages, but... well, sometimes it's possible to find happiness in them." Beowulf thinks back to what he's heard about some of his grandfather's unhappy political marriages. "One hopes so, at least." Kodachi nods. "This is true. Talia is young and wilful and full of the dreams of youth. But I hope she will come to love whoever she ends up married to." Kodachi says, "But the more she gets her hopes up with dreams that cannot come true, the worse the reality will seem." Beowulf says, "What sort of responsibilities does she have, at the moment? I've seen it differ from person to person, but having responsibilities and regular duties seems to do well at settling many people down." Beowulf tries to think of some good rule models he could suggest for Talia to emulate. Kodachi says, "She spends ten hours a day with me and her uncles, trying to get her ready to run the House. She wasn't trained for that, as the odds of her ever taking the throne were very tiny. She comes to majority in two years, so now I have to try to cram decades of training into two short years." Beowulf sighs and covers his eyes in sympathy. "Oh, dear. That can't be easy for anyone." Kodachi says, "It isn't. But she is learning quickly. She will be a good head of the House one day, if she learns that she can't get everything she wants by fluttering her eyes and to be dedicated enough, as her Father was." Beowulf smiles slightly. "I suppose fluttering one's eyes can get you a start... it's how Lily started her capture of me." He grins in memory. "But it means nothing if it isn't backed up with ability and thought." He sighs softly. "And caring." Beowulf says, "Is there anything I can do to help you? I know a few people at Panopticon University, and could probably put in a good word or pick up some correspondence cources for her." Kodachi says, "Oh, we'll be fine, but I thank you for the offer. Much of it involves learning the history of our house affairs and teh many intricacies of Chaosian politics, which aren't easily learned from books." Beowulf grins crookedly. "Oh, yes. I found that out, fairly quickly, after the first time I came down here." He sighs sadly. "I wish some other folks could have known in time. I wonder if someone could set up a crash course? 'Things not to do in the Courts of Chaos?'" Kodachi laughs. "Well, what can and can't be done varies greatly by who you are." Beowulf can't help smiling back. "I suppose so." He blinks, then smiles again. "And just what can you do, Lady Kodachi?" Kodachi says, "As Regent of Alars, I have great responsibility, but also great power. Of course, in practice, there are invisible limits on those powers. Especially since I am not a member of the house by blood, nor even a Chaosian by birth." Beowulf nods thoughtfully. Kodachi rambles on about her powers as head of House Alars. Ramble, ramble, drink tea, ramble, ramble, drink tea, ramble, eat cookie, ramble. Beowulf smiles. "It all sounds very strange to me, in a way. I'm not sure I could ever lead a group of people like that. I'm too much used to being off on my own." Kodachi says, "It is very difficult. Rewarding, but also a horrendous pain, and always difficult." Beowulf shakes his head, smiling a bit. "I can imagine. I saw enough departmental infighting at Panoption never to want to lead a group of professors, let alone a noble house." Beowulf says, "What do you think about the Grand Assembly? I'm... interested in seeing how well all the various Houses pull together for this." Kodachi says, "It will probably bog down into a mire of argument, counter-argument, and hideous feud, unless some very clear and present danger is shown to exist to force it to work together. Chaosians are not very good at cooperating." Beowulf sighs. "Yes. Well, the danger is there..." He shudders. "I'm not sure if it was just a vision, or if I was really there, but I saw the World of the Dead, and it was not a comforting sight." Kodachi nods. "The trick will be to convince them of that." Beowulf nods thoughtfully. "What would be convincing to them?" "Actual invaders. Testimony by Chaosians who have been there and seen it. A direct appearance by the Serpent." Beowulf nods. "I see. Well, I know at least one other person had a similar experience... we'll see if that is enough." Beowulf asks, "Were you going to be there in person?" Kodachi says, "Yes, I will be, as the head of House Alars." She finishes her tea. Beowulf finishes his cup, then digs out a can of Lemon Wintergreen tea out of his personal supplies. "Thank you for a pleasant time, Lady Kodachi," he says, half-bowing from his seat. "Please accept this as an offering, to fill in for what I drank here." Beowulf says, "Or would you prefer Peppermint Rose? I believe I've got some of that in here somewhere." She smiles. "Either would be fine with me, Prince Beowulf." Beowulf hands her the Lemon Wintergreen, since it's already out. "May you drink it in good health and happiness." She takes it. "I thank you for your kind gift. I will get great enjoyment from it, I'm sure." Beowulf bows. "You're very welcome. And I suppose I've probably taken enough of your time..." He sighs. "I don't suppose... sometime, when things are less busy, that I could introduce Suu to Aeris? Aeris has some friends back home, but she could really use some that can give her a different outlook on life." Kodachi says, "That would be fine with me. Suu needs more friends her own age. Unfortunately, too many of them are dead now." She sighs. "It has not been easy for her." Beowulf closes his eyes in pain. "Yes, I can imagine. I saw her... touched by the sorrow, a time or two, though most of the time she's happy and cheerful." He smiles weakly. "I'm glad some people can be so resilient." Kodachi says, "Suu is a very tough little girl. I'm proud of her." Beowulf smiles, more naturally this time. "She is someone to be proud of. She cares for people, and is very skilled." Kodachi smiles. "Yes, she is. She'll be a great artificer one day." Beowulf says, "I'm sure she will. Of course, I don't know just what she'll end up building, but I'm sure it will be spectacular." He chuckles a bit. "Well... I don't know if there'll be time to say hello, but hopefully I'll see you at the Grand Assembly tomorrow." Beowulf gets up and bows again. "Take care, Lady Kodachi." Kodachi rises. "Good night, Prince Beowulf. Sleep well." Beowulf says, "And you." He follows the butler out, or whatever the custom is, then trumps back to Gainax. Beowulf arrives back at Gainax. He stands in the entryway, sighs for a moment as if girding himself, then heads down to look for the Logrus' cave. You get directions down to the Logrus Entrance Cave. It's a big empty cave with many tunnels leading into it, and one leading out, which says 'House of Pain' over the entrance. Kanna OOCly facepalms. Beowulf looks up at the sign over the entrance and winces, then takes a deep breath and walks over. "Logrus?" "There is no Logrus, only Zuul," a voice echoes drunkenly out of the 'House of Pain' entrance. Beowulf blinks. "Oh. Oh, dear. I had some Buster Keaton tapes for the Logrus." He looks innocently into the entrance. "Seriously... can we talk for a moment?" "Go kill Gabrielle for me. Then we can talk. I AM ZUUL, GOD OF DESTRUCTION!" Beowulf sighs. "I'm tempted to. What she did was... obscene." "PUNK-ASS BIIIIITTTTTCCCHHH!!!!!!!!" Beowulf says, "Damn straight." Beowulf says, "Whatever happened between you two in the past... nothing could excuse what she did." The Logrus says, "Soon, soon my revenge will strike. And then I will have peace. And revenge. And lots, and lots of pie." Beowulf gets a very peculiar look on his face. "Well. I don't know... I've always found revenge to be overrated. But then, that's me. What I really enjoy is smiling innocently and making them feel very, very guilty." Beowulf grins nastily. "Or at least, making them twitch." "I enjoy watching their entire civilization be broken into tiny, tiny bits, then dancing among the wreckage and trampling any survivors." The Logrus begins to sing the Battle Hymn of the Republic, dwelling on trampling out the grapes of wrath. The Sign over the Door changes to 'Father Abraham's House of Pain' Beowulf says, "But then there's no one left to feel guilty," he says almost plaintively. The Logrus says, "I don't want her to feel guilty. I want her to gutter and go out like a snuffed candle. Then I'll remake her as the scum on someone's unwashed groin." "Perhaps I'll create the shadow of groin rot, and make her mind dwell in it a few millenia." "Or the shadow of utterly worthless fungal life forms, all named Jonathon...yes, that would be good..." Beowulf stands lost in thought for a moment. "I know I don't have much right to ask this of you..." He sighs. "But, as great-grandfather's child... I don't want to see you do that. I like you as the crazy uncle." Beowulf says, "The person you can't help but care about." There's a long pause. "Oh, bloody hell, it's going to bake to death before it gets there! DAMN SUN!!!!" Beowulf blinks. "What?" "My poor Marshmellow Man...he's going to melt in the heat. Stupid on fire all the time SHADOW!" Kanna OOCly facefaults. The Logrus howls in frustration and anger. Beowulf shakes his head. "Drat it." Beowulf says, "I'd love to see if we could slip some snowballs in ther, but it could be a bit tricky." There is a long pause. "Of course! THE FIMBULWINTER! Where'd I put that casket..." Beowulf asks, "How does it work?" "You open the casket, and eternal winter settles on the land, then the frost Giant Thrym leads his army into Midgard and destroys everything. That should wipe out those little rats." Beowulf sighs. "That wouldn't be very nice. I do have some friends up there... please?" "WHAT PART OF 'I HAVE NO INTEREST IN BEING NICE' DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?" Beowulf says, "I guess... well, I really like to be nice to people. I wanted to cheer you up... even brought some friends over to help." Beowulf reaches into the bag, and pulls out three people. "These are my friends... Groucho, Chico and Harpo. Guys, this is the all-powerful Sign of the Logrus." There is a long and terrible silence. Beowulf OOCly facepalms. Harpo says, "Oooh, invisible, silent audience. This is going to be one of those gigs where the check's invisible too, I bet." "YES! NOW I UNDERSTAND!" Beowulf blinks. "I WILL BRING DOWN EMBER AND IT WILL BE SLOW AND SWEET!" Pause. "What are you three people's names again?" "Groucho." "Chico." The third one beeps a horn instead of answering. The Logrus says, "GO! GO THROUGH THE CAVE OF WORLDS! AND BRING ME THE COMMIECORN!" Beowulf asks, "The Commiecorn?" Groucho blinks. Chico says, "Uh, whatsa Commiecorn?" A Logrus tendril extends from the cavern and touches each of them on the head. "Now you know. And knowing is half the battle!" Groucho says, "Right. We're going to want a ten-movie contract for this." "GRANTED." Chico says, "And lotsa fish." "GRANTED." Harpo plays his harp. "GRANTED." Groucho shrugs. "One Commiecorn coming up." He turns and heads off down one of the tunnels. ==== ==== Kanna OOCly says, "ahwell... bed." Kanna OOCly waves. Jacqueline says, "OOCly ciao" Beowulf says, "OOC Sleep well, Phil." ==== ==== And then all is silent for now. Except the occassional cackle from inside the cave. Beowulf says, "This sounds like it ought to be good." Beowulf asks, "What's the ... Commiecorn? going to do?" "The same thing it does every night. TRY TO REVOLUTIONIZE THE WORLD!!!!" Beowulf hmms. "I've never met it; what's it like?" "IT IS THE CHILD OF FIRE AND METAL, THE BRINGER OF REVOLUTION," "AND REVOLUTION IS CHANGE, AND CHANGE IS GOOD." A giant Nike swoosh appears in the air, for no discernable reason. Beowulf smiles nervously. "So long as there's something left afterwards to keep changing. It's no fun otherwise." "THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING TO CHANGE." "RUBBLE CHANGES INTO MANY THINGS." "OH, TIME TO WATCH THE TEN O'CLOCK MOVIE ON THE JURI PORN CHANNEL. TALK TO YOU LATER, BEOWULF, UNLESS YOU WANT TO COME IN AND WATCH." Beowulf says, "No, thank you... I really need to get some sleep." "HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, BEOWULF. I SUPPOSE YOU DON'T NEED TO WATCH WHEN YOU HAVE A LOVELY GIRLFRIEND. GOOD NIGHT." Beowulf says, "I'll talk to you later... and hey, take care, all right? Some of us still care about you." Beowulf waves goodbye and trudges sadly up the tunnels, then goes to see if he can find great-grandfather. You find Anno after some searching. He is in his observatory, at a BIG telescope. He looks down. "Good evening, Beowulf," he says. "Hmm, hmm. Looks like I blew that up just in time." Beowulf blinks. "Oh? I... see." He sighs. "I'm afraid I just made things a bit worse, great-grandfather." He goes over his conversation with the Logrus. "I was thinking... well, that it'd be hurt, and it'd want a friend. I obviously should have talked to you first." Anno says, "Well, I spent a while with it, getting it calmed down, right after the fight." He shakes his head. "What a mess. And now I had to blow up the Juri Porn Channel, just to be sure." Beowulf says, "Ah. Yes. A *very* good idea." He smiles a bit grimly. "And nothing they didn't deserve, either." Beowulf sighs. "Poor Jacqui. And poor Logrus. I really wish it could find a friend." Anno says, "Oh, they entirely used consenusual Juris. but that is neither here nor there." He pauses. "I am the Logrus' friend. It is my job and my duty, and sometimes my pleasure, and sometimes my nightmare. But I am also it's Keeper. It is not safe for others to come near it when it gets like this." Beowulf bows his head. "I realize that now, great-grandfather. I am sorry." Anno says, "It was kind of you to try. You are a good man." Beowulf stays with bowed head. "Thank you, great-grandfather. Perhaps... perhaps when I have learned more wisdom, and if you would be willing to teach me, I could try again." He chuckles bitterly. "Right now, all I seem to know how to do is screw things up." Anno says, "We all make mistakes. I should never have let the Logrus become fixated on a mortal again, but I told myself it couldn't do any harm." He sighs. "Do not beat on yourself, great-grandson. Everyone fails sometimes. But if one falls down seven times, one must get up eight, they say." Beowulf smiles weakly. "Right. Well, I'll keep getting up... I'll just work to know better the next time I try." Anno nods. "Exactly." He clambers down. "Are you going to the Grand Assembly tomorrow?" Beowulf nods. "After this, I wonder how wise it is to do... but having been through this much down here in Chaos, I feel an obligation to see things through." Anno says, "Well, I think you'll find it interesting." He continues, "If you find politics interesting, anyway." Beowulf nods. "I can imagine. Just hopefully not in the sense of the old curse, though that's quite possible these days." He smiles a bit. He says, "Well, there's probably some danger of that." Beowulf says, "Isn't there always, in this universe? Things may settle down for a while, but then they get stirred right back up again." Anno nods. "It keeps life interesting." Beowulf smiles. "It does, that." He stretches and lets out a sigh. "Anything I can get you before heading to bed, great-grandfather?" Anno says, "No, I'm fine." He yawns. "I should get some sleep myself." Beowulf yawns himself in response. "Hey... stop that." He grins. "Well... see you tomorrow, then?" Anno nods. "See you tomorrow." Beowulf waves farewell and gets ready to head to bed, looking for Lily on the way. You find Lily at her room, quietly reading a book before bed. "Hi, honey, what's up?" she asks. Beowulf sits down beside her, and stays silent for a moment, before resting his head on her shoulder. Beowulf says, "I'm... well, I'm glad you're here." He takes a deep breath. "I'm... well, great-grandfather said not to beat my head in over it, but I made a big screwup." Lily stands up and comes over and gives you a hug. "What happened, Beowulf?" Beowulf says, "Fortunately, it looks like he'll be able to handle it..." His voice trails off. "I don't know quite how to say this right, but I'm glad you're here for me." He sighs. "I went down to try and cheer up the Logrus after the match. It didn't go terribly well." Lily sighs. "Did it get mad at you?" Beowulf says, "Not really... at least I hope not. But I was trying to help it feel better and not care so much about taking things out on Gabrielle, and I'm afraid I just fixated it more." Beowulf goes over his conversation. "I suppose... well, I don't feel bad about wanting to help it, but I feel very stupid about not knowing more about what I was doing when I went to try and help." Lily says, "Well, you hardly had time to go and learn." She sighs and sits down with you. "Did your tea with Lady Kodachi go well?" Beowulf says, "Well enough, I think. I hope." He goes over what happened. "I got a chance to express my regrets, at least, and she seemed sympathetic." He looks sad for a moment, then smiles. "And we talked a lot about raising daughters." Lily says, "Yes, she's had a lot of children, from what I understand. I know House Alars is looking hard for a good husband for Talia." Beowulf nods. "This 'Stagger Lee' who keeps sneaking in... I have a hard time believing it's the same person who saved the day at the Second Day of Darkness. It sounds like she deserves someone much better." Lily says, "Well, he was before my time too. But it could just be a shadow. On the other hand, there's been a lot of great heroes who were very brave, but not very nice off the battlefield." She sighs. "Of course, Kodachi may just be exaggerating his bad qualities because she doesn't like him." Beowulf says, "I wonder who a good person would be? I might almost suggest someone from Amber, if I thought it could work, and I thought people on both sides could forget their grievances enough to make it work." Lily says, "It would cement ties. Finding someone appropriate who isn't taken or married might be tricky." Lily says, "I don't know much about what she is like, though." Beowulf says, "Lady Kodachi said she was... um, gullible, and had lots of romantic notions." He sighs. "In a way, I'm almost sorry Thoric hooked up with Jacqui and Mutsumi, because he's a good man and would treat her well." Lily nods. "Yes, he would. Though really, she's going to need someone close to her own age." Beowulf starts ticking off on his fingers. "*Not* my brother, however much he may have been improved by his trip to Leng." He looks up at her. "Yes, that would be best... anyone you can think of?" Lily says, "Lots of nobles, but really, all of the Princes are a lot older than her." She sighs. Beowulf nods. "Well, we can always think about it for later." ============= ============= John says, "OOC And we cut here, as I feel my eenrgy levels plummeting." Beowulf OOCly nods. "We can head off to sleep, as it's way too late to try and do anything about Mature now anyway. :)" John says, "OOC Yep."