Happousai sat on the dojo roof, looking out across the city and quietly smoking his pipe. Something...something was wrong. Missing. He couldn't remember what. Something he had possessed in his youth. Perhaps just the shadow of what he had become. For months now, he had been saner than he had been for years, possibly decades, maybe even centuries. He wasn't sure how old he was; anything before World War II was a blur, although he had dim memories of stealing underwear from Russian nurses during the 1905 war. The Saint Point had stripped him of the madness he had suffered, the mad craving for contact with the female body, the desire which had driven him to steal underwear because of that contact. It had driven out the demon; with most people, it would had made them unbearably perfect, but with him, the ending of the possession was the most it could do. There was something wrong with him, something that Tofu had told him was some kind of illness, some sort of deep disturbance to his chi. There was something he needed, something that underwear and perversion had somehow assuaged. Not contact with women, but...something. The holes in his memories, the way they faded more and more as he tried to think about the earlier part of his life, before the demon Kinseius had gotten into him...it was a clue to something. He didn't know where he was born, who his parents were, where he had grown up, who had trained him, nothing. He didn't know where to start looking. But he had to find it. The clock was ticking; death was approaching. Maybe not for years, but...He had lost the insane purpose that had driven him on. Now he needed a new one. Someone was sneaking up on him. She was quiet and subtle, but not quiet or subtle enough. Better than most of the clumsy fools who surrounded him, however. "Hello, Cologne." She laughed; it was rare for him to hear that. Even when she was young, she hadn't laughed too often. He blinked, wondering how he knew that. "Hello, Happy. It's time for you to go home." He turned around and blinked. "I am home. As much as I have one." She sighed. "So you don't remember." "I hardly remember anything. Nothing before the demon. I remember...stumbling into the middle of some ritual in 1937. I think that's how it got into me...I was...the most...it liked me best because..." He frowned. "I can't remember. I think I was already...like that. I..." "That's because I finally caught you again and brainscrubbed you as part of an attempt to...fix your problem. I had forgotten how clever you were. Do you want to remember, Happousai?" His eyes narrowed. He liked Cologne sometimes, but he rarely trusted her; he was sneakier than her. "Why are you going to do this?" "For over a hundred years, I have been preparing for this day. Pulling strings and nudging lives, following the half-understood guidance of dreams and ancient prophecies. My purpose has enabled me to go on, just as the purpose given you by your madness enabled you to go on. But you had a different purpose once, before the madness took you." Her voice was quiet, but firm. "I will not make you do this; I did not bring you here to fulfill prophecy. But I...you deserve to know. What you do with that knowledge is your own business. But I may not be alive to do this after I do what I must do next." He frowned. "There is none here but me who could possibly best you. Perhaps Taro on a good day or Ranma if you were drunk and asleep. Perhaps. What must you do?" "Well, next is perhaps not quite the proper term. I have a few more visits to make first, but then...it depends on how far she runs before I can catch her." "Stop being evasive! WHAT are you going to do?" "Do you remember Ishar Ahmid Cho?" Happousai blinked. "Who? Wait...there was a book. Or something." He stared at his pipe, seeking its wisdom. "Ahh, yes. He thought all of history was a repetition of certain stories; that certain kinds of stories are told over and over, with the names of the players changing, and often the scale of events, but that if you knew the right stories, you could examine any situation and know how it would come out, because each story could only end in certain ways. A lot of vague meaningless claptrap." He shrugged and took a puff from his pipe. "If he's right, you can't change the way the story ends. If he's wrong, then it doesn't offer any useful guidance." A second puff; a second thought. "What's that got to do with anything?" "Part of his theory was that certain people were linked, playing out similar roles in similar stories, and that by manipulating the person playing role A in story X--version 1, you could influence the outcome of story X, version 2 by affecting the person playing A in version 2." Happousai's head throbbed. "Can we skip to the part that makes sense?" "I'm going to see about doing some rewriting." "And how does this relate to my memories?" "Do you want them back?" "Yes." Maybe that will help me understand. He was too busy trying to cope with the flood of memories to try to figure out what she had been talking about once she undid the memory suppression. He remembered what had happened to him, how he had become the panty-stealing maniac. He remembered that was an improvement on what he had been doing before that. He remembered how... "Nemene! What happened to Nemene? And Darin? And...Ciri?" "Ciri was killed by the Red Army in 1947. Nemene and Darin...very tragic story." ************ Parallel Lives #8: Book One: For Remembrance Lost Lessons A Wheel of Time / Ranma 1 / 2 crossover, by John Biles Other chapters available at http://www.thekeep.org/~wombat/PL/ ************ "You want to WHAT?" Rand asked dubiously. "You've got a good dozen Aes Sedai sitting around picking their noses because you won't do anything with them. And while I'm sure this Taim guy is doing his best, I know more about the Power in my left foot than he knows in his entire body," Kaneda said. "We all do. But on the other hand, some of my people aren't very strong channelers. I think you'd be better served if my people acted as a sort of school, teaching your Aes Sedai and Ash'aman, instead of splitting my group up among them. Especially since my people know how to actually link men and women and how to do the things that take both groups working together." Not to mention I suspect the Aes Sedai, at least, would probably try to turn them into novices, knowledge or not, Kaneda thought. They were having a semi-private conference. Semi-private meant that there were only three Ash'aman, three Wise Ones, Merana (an Aes Sedai), Alyssa, Min, Rhuarc, and a dozen or so Maidens of the Spear. They were all seated (or standing) in one of the nicer conference rooms, seated around an oval table. "I need to introduce you to Taim," Rand said, then fell silent, staring off to one side of Kaneda in a way that reminded him of the way Min looked when doing her aura readings. I wonder if he has the same Talent, Kaneda thought. I wish I did. Rand looked over at Merana. "Are you interested in this offer?" "So you possess the knowledge of the Aes Sedai of the Age of Legends?" Merana asked. She glanced over at Alyssa with a faintly disapproving look. Alyssa did her best to just stare cooly back, but she felt herself blush. Kaneda looked over at Alyssa and smiled. "With your permission, my Lord Dragon?" "A demonstration?" "Yes." "Go ahead." He and Alyssa looked at each other, then grasped the Source and linked. He led the link; in a one to one male-female link, the male always did. Weaving Air and Spirit, he touched Merana's mind with the threads. She was watching Alyssa and the air around her, her brow furrowed. He spoke into her mind. [Hello, Merana] Merana jumped and nearly fell out of her chair. "You..." "The Mind Touch. Lost by the Aes Sedai since the Breaking. We also know how to make something like this." He put a pair of small folding boxes on the table. One was roughly made, the other smoothly polished. "Farspeakers. One we found in a cave, the other one newly made. Anyone can use them. And we can make more. The only limits are raw materials and the fact that some weaves require more men and women than we have. Interested now?" "Yes," she said, then blinked. "I'm sure the others will be interested. And if you can teach Samitsu more about healing..." Min laughed. "She might offer to have your baby like she did to Flinn." Flinn, who was standing nearby, blushed. ************* Alyssa finished the elaborate weave of Fire and Earth. The end product was the reshaping of several pieces of cloth into a plain, but functional yellow dress with long pleated sleeves and an ankle-length skirt. She would have to do the embroidery by hand; she had tried using the Power and had just made a mess. Her control wasn't quite that fine with Earth. Not that her embroidery skills were much better. The most important thing, however, was the cloth. She, Mai, Alya, and a reluctant Balin were making outfits of seracloth, which was fire resistant and quite warm. Balin, in fact, had a knack for it, but didn't like it; he saw it as women's work. He also, however, lost all his willpower when Alya fluttered her eyelashes at him; he had a quite obvious liking for her. "Do I REALLY need to make so much of this stuff? We're going to use up all the spare cloth in the Palace. Yeah, that's it," he said. The things I do for love. I'm a peddler, not a weaver. He ran his hands through his short black hair; he did this when he was aggravated. He looked over at Mai, who was sitting on Alya's bed, sewing a long blue banner by hand. "What's that?" "I'm making Lord Kaneda a new banner. A yellow hammer on a blue background. Ranko suggested it." Mai held it up. She was clearly the best seamstress of the group; she had three completed outfits to one side as well. "How's it look?" "Looks great," Alya said. "So we're gonna be teaching the Power to a bunch of Aes Sedai and Ash'aman, Alyssa?" "Yeah. I don't know how Kaneda talked Rand into it, but...classes start as soon as we get the students organized. I'm kinda scared." Alyssa said. "I dunno about the Ash'aman, but full Sisters don't listen to anyone else very easily. And since the last they knew of me, I was a failed novice..." She stared at the floor, remembering how Merana had looked at her. Alya shrugged. "Compared to Tyr kicking me in the head five times yesterday, they're nothing. It's not like we don't know more than them." She blinked. "We have training this afternoon. What time is it?" Mai blinked. "Time for us to be late, I think." *********** Alya lead the pack as they sprinted into the courtyard, where Rand, a pack of Maidens, several male Aiel warriors, Ranma, and Ukyou were watching Akane conducting her afternoon martial arts lessons. Cerise, Tyr, and Alain were acting as sub-instructors, trying to help Akane run herd over the group. "I'm sorry we're late!" She launched a flying kick at Akane as an apology. Akane caught the foot and spun, tossing Alya into a wall. "You need to get faster if you want that to work." Alya grinned, bouncing off the wall with a move Ranma recognized, although he was better at it than she was, and began to glow a faint red to those who could perceive chi. This attack was much faster than the other one, and she sent Akane tumbling. "I've been working on that." Her followup, however, needed work, as Akane proceeded to methodically pummel her. While Alya was faster, she couldn't take the pounding, and her blocks were often not effective enough. She fell back, fighting defensively, and now Akane had the short end of the stick, unable to hit her. "Better," Akane said. "Hey, Ranma, got time to spar with Alya? I think you can teach her better than me. She fights like you." Ranma's instinctive response was to announce he didn't fight girls, but he choked it down. He'd look scared, and he didn't want to look scared with all these people watching. "Come and get me." Akane turned to the rest of the latecomers. "Took a nap after lunch?" Mai still wasn't used to Lord Kaneda also being a woman. "I was making you a new banner." She unfurled it. "What do you think?" Akane blinked. "..." "It wasn't MY fault," Balin said, trying to cover himself. "I'm just going to go practice with Tyr now." He slinked off. "Do you like it, Kan...Akane?" Alyssa asked. "How did you..." She shook her head. "It's fine. As good a symbol for me as any." Mai frowned slightly. "You don't like it." "It's...It's fine." She took the banner, folding it up. "Now, it's time for us to all beat each other into the ground." *********** "So what is Chi?" Rand asked Akane. He had assumed it had something to do with channeling, but this wasn't the case. Not unless she could somehow punch through the shield he had put on her without him even noticing it. "It's...uhh..." Akane tried to figure out how to explain it. Ranma interrupted her. "Chi is the power of human life force, sort of. Everyone has it, but most people don't understand how to use it. By careful exercises and a lot of practice, you can learn to use your chi to enhance your normal abilities, and as you use more chi, your chi gets stronger. Some people learn ways to draw on the Earth's chi too, but I've never figured out how. You gotta meditate under a mountain for a hundred years or something. People with strong chi radiate a battle aura when they draw on it, and it can get stronger with your emotions. You can learn to run faster, jump farther, hit harder, and stuff." "How hard?" Rand asked. Cerise, who had been standing nearby quietly with the rest of Kaneda's best students, stepped forward. "I can shatter a stone wall with one finger." Muttered whisperings went through the crowd, many of them sounding dubious. Rand said, "How hard is it to learn to use?" "Well, I spent years learning to..." Ranma began. "I figured out how to break rocks in about three months," Cerise said. Ranma said, "I was counting from when I started my training." "So was I," Cerise said, smirking at him. Smoke rose from Ranma's ears. "In three months, you learned to..." "Hey, you learn new stuff fast, Ranma," Akane said. "I remember you learned the Tenchi Amaguriken in days." After spending years learning to fight and building up my chi, Ranma thought. "And Akane taught you?" Cerise nodded. "She taught you something she can't do?" "I can do it now, Ranma," Akane said, irritated. "You started training them...what, five months ago, maybe?" Ranma asked. A thought was tickling his mind, but he couldn't quite get it out. "And? Are you insinuating something?" He's just jealous, Akane thought. "Akane, were you able to do chi attacks after five months?" "..." "For that matter, I guess I did pick up on channeling pretty fast." He frowned. "I feel like I'm not getting something important." "Ta'veren," Rand said quietly. "I would be willing to bet that Kaneda is ta'veren. I once caused everyone in a village to get married by walking into it. To cause people to learn faster...quite plausible." He turned to Akane. "I would be interested in learning more of this chi. Is it the same for men and women?" "I can't tell any difference between when I'm male and female, using chi. You can't link, as far as I know. Umm...I could teach you some meditative exercises..." "That would be good. I wouldn't be surprised if some of the Aiel were interested as well." One of them frowned. "It is not channeling?" Ukyou said, "I can do it. It's not channeling." Maiden hand-talk flickered back and forth. Then the sky boomed with thunder, and rain began to fall, gently, but with signs of getting harder. Akane, Ranma, Alyssa, and Ukyou scurried for cover. "Time to adjourn this discussion," Rand said. "I must go to Caemlyn again." He frowned. "What is taking Mat so long to get her there..." ************ "Great. Just Bloody Flaming Great." Mat said to himself. Being shackled upside down was a new experience; Mat hadn't liked very many of his new experiences since arriving in Ebou Dar at all. Mat was wishing desperately he could go back to being Tylin's 'duckling' after what they had put him through, however. I hope she's all right, he thought. The woman has no flaming sense at all; she probably challenged the High Lord Suremoth or whatever her name is to a duel by now. Or gotten blown up by a damane. Mat hadn't had to worry about that before, but he did now. He'd lost everything he'd bargained with the Foxes to get. Everything. The spear, the foxhead amulet were both in the hands of High Lady Spuregoth. Or whatever her name was. Understanding the Seanchan was nearly impossible. His hat was gone. His money. Only the ring he had bought remained, and that only because it was stuck on his finger and they hadn't felt the need to bother pulling it off. He wouldn't have put it past them to chop off his hand to get it. At least Olvar wasn't in their hands. As far as he knew, anyway. He was sure they would have used Olvar to threaten him if they knew. Not that they likely would have known of any connection. Only a handful of odd men who were tatooed had actually talked to him. And some slave who brought him food. The snootiest slave he had ever seen; not that Mat had seen many slaves. Still, from the vague rumors he had heard of such among the Sharans and past history, slaves usually didn't look at you as if they were superior. Or complain that such work was beneath them. The woman looked disturbingly familiar as well. Blonde with a pouty face. Mat had an eye for women; he could remember every woman he had ever kissed. And a lot more that he had kissed in the memories planted in his head. Much as he hated them at times, he was glad he had at least one thing that could not be taken from him. And the dice that sometimes rolled in his head. They were silent, though he pleaded at them to start. They might not tell him what to do, but they always meant something was going to happen. Something important. Well, at least I won't die of starvation, he thought. They feed me well enough; but what do they want of me? ************** Alyssa liked Min. She, Min, Ranma, and Ukyou were wandering the palace looking for something to do. Akane had gone off with Vanin and Alain to visit Rand's school, along with several of the artisans among Akane's followers. Apparently, she was going to teach them to make something called 'gunpowder'. The reason Alyssa liked Min was that she liked people who were tough, but friendly, in part because she never felt tough herself. Alyssa's parents had screamed at their children far more often than they ever hit them; the screaming left more scars than beatings would have. Her recent successes made her nervous; she'd never gone this long in her life without something going horribly wrong; the only question was when. Being around people who could take care of her made her feel safer. "Hmm, how about a game of poker?" Ranma asked. "You feel like losing, eh, Ranchan?" Ukyou asked, smiling. "I ain't gonna lose!" Ranma proclaimed loudly, startling a passing gai'shain, who blinked and lithely dodged around Ranma's flailing arms. "What's poker?" Min asked. Ranma whipped out a deck of cards. "Time to introduce you to a great game." Ukyou grinned. "Make him bet clothing." Alyssa blushed. ************** Samitsu bustled through the halls of the palace. She had to see for herself. Merana had emphasized that the girl had grown stronger, but Samitsu was quite dubious. While Alyssa would have made an adequate Aes Sedai, and indeed, a good recruit for the yellows with her talent for healing, the girl was no stronger than most Aes Sedai. Merana had to have been imagining things. The servants and Gai'shan made way for her, while the Aiel often did not, until it became apparent that she not so much expected them to get out of the way as that she would simply walk right over them if they didn't. She wouldn't have been half so irritated if she hadn't had to follow a trail of directions to find her; everyone she had asked had pointed her to someone else who might know, and half of them had been from that false Dragon's infernal 'Hall of the Servants'. Merana might have been impressed by the Kaneda boy and his goon squad of washouts and future madmen, which was likely another sign Merana was going senile, but Samitsu found the whole story quite unbelievable. When she found the right door, she didn't bother knocking. Of all the things she might have expected to see, the sight of a man in his underwear playing cards with three women in various states of undress, one of them the woman she was looking for, was not one of them. Well, two women missing articles of clothing, and one woman who only had her socks off. At least she thought it was a woman. Hard to be sure. The boy looked somewhat familiar, but she couldn't think of where she would have seen him. Braided hair, though; probably a Kandorian. As she opened the door, Alyssa, who was down to a slip and some jewelry, took off one of the rings. "I...is this...really a good idea?" "Well, since Ranma's down to his last article of clothing, we can start extorting favors from him," the woman who might be a man said. Samitsu stared in surprise, then pulled herself together, giving them a withering glare. "Hey! I ain't no gigolo!" Ranma said. The third woman laughed. "We can see how your mind works," she said. Samitsu recognized her, but was shocked again. It was the Dragon's woman. I suppose I should have expected this, she thought, but ... They started the next hand of the game, and Samitsu realized they either were ignoring her, or else they hadn't noticed. I suppose this game would be rather distracting. She squashed that line of thought and said, "Ahem." Four heads swivelled. Ranma and Alyssa turned red. Alyssa vaulted backwards over the bed somehow; Samitsu couldn't quite figure out how it was possible without using the Source. Ranma grabbed a nearby set of pants and jumped into the wardrobe, shutting the doors on himself. Min looked up and smiled. "You want us to deal you in, Samitsu Sedai?" Her smile was infuriating. Frostily, Samitsu said, "I've come to see Alyssa." Ukyou tossed Alyssa her clothing. "You guys started tutoring them already?" "Not yet." Alyssa said from behind the bed. Frantic getting dressed noises continued to spring forth. "So when are you gonna bear Flinn's baby?" Min asked, not bothering to put on the few items of clothing she had off. Samitsu made a mental note to find some way to make everyone forget that incident. Her discussions with Flinn had been useful, however. She had been trying to figure out how to do male/female links; the potential for new Healing methods was enormous. That had broken her own resistance to the existence of male channelers; she still feared what would eventually happen to them, but...he had done something she could not. She could be proud, but she wasn't so proud as to let it shut off her mind. Permanently, anyway. Alyssa popped up about the same time as Ranma staggered out of the closet, now wearing one of Min's shirts and vests. He looked down at his chest and blinked. "Uh...oops." Min laughed. "Feel free to borrow it." Alyssa said, "What did you...want to see me about?" "Come with me. I'll leave your friends to their...games." She turned to go, then turned back, looking at Ranma. "Have you ever been in the Tower?" Ranma laughed nervously. "You probably met my twin sister. Ranko." Samitsu nodded. "She had a lot of talent. So how did she...learn that cat fist thing?" Ranma shuddered. "It was awful. I wish I'd never learned it." Samitsu decided not to pry. "Come, Alyssa." Alyssa quietly followed her out and into the hallway. "How can I help you, Samitsu Sedai? Do you need help healing someone? Though really, I can't imagine I could heal someone you couldn't, but..." "I understand you have grown stronger in the power." The vague fear that had been eating at Alyssa faded. "Yes, I have." She smiled a little. "I've gotten much stronger since I left the Tower." "We all grow somewhat stronger for a while from using the Power, but I remember you were not very strong at all, except for Healing." "Seize as much of the Power as you can," Alyssa said quietly. Samitsu's eyes narrowed. She'd sworn to obey the Dragon, not a washed out novice, but...it was the logical way to test. She grabbed as much Power as she could, safely. She saw Alyssa grab the power, saw the weaves. Alyssa had been adequate, nothing more, at weaving when last Samitsu saw her. The weave was one of spirit, air, and fire, which suddenly turned in on itself and vanished. She could feel Alyssa channeling. But she couldn't see it. Something invisible was hacking at her connection to the source. Multiple somethings. Five knives chopped away. She tried to build knives to attack Alyssa's link, but her weaves were chopped to ribbons. What amazed her most was that Alyssa looked terrified as if this was some sort of desperate struggle. Samitsu knew better; she'd lost the fight the second Alyssa's weaves had turned invisible, had begun to realize it the second she had felt how much power Alyssa was using. It was utterly impossible. Only a handful of Aes Sedai in the Tower could have matched it, and they would have burnt themselves to flinders. The Nynaeve girl had this much power, had been stronger than Alyssa was now, and likely had grown stronger. But Alyssa was close; most Aes Sedai would have been shielded by now, but Samitsu was strong, stronger yet in Healing, but fairly strong at almost anything. It was the invisible weaves that boggled her. Men's weaves were invisible; there were ways to fight them, ways she had never learned because she was not a Red. At least, she assumed there had to be a way; given that the Reds usually won, there had to be something that could be done. She'd never known women could do it too. She heard footsteps, dozens of them. The girl's probably given every Aes Sedai and all the so-called Wise Ones a headache, Samitsu thought. Verin was the first to arrive, just as Alyssa finished cutting off Samitsu from the Source, with three Wise Ones a few inches behind her. Within what seemed like seconds, Dragonsworn Aes Sedai, Aiel, and Wise Ones nearly literally popped out of the woodwork. Verin looked at Alyssa. "Fascinating." She blushed slightly. "Hello, Verin Sedai." It took about twenty times longer to explain everything and get the horde to back off and go home. Finally, Samitsu found herself alone with Alyssa in the hallway. "How is this possible?" "I made a bargain with the Foxes. I wanted to be strong enough to fight a Forsaken if one of them...came for Kaneda." She let go of the Source. "And Kaneda bargained to get us all the full training of the Aes Sedai of the Age of Legends." Samitsu cocked an eyebrow. "Full training? As in?" "As in, each and every one of us knows more about channeling and the Age of Legends than every Aes Sedai in the Tower combined. And the Ash'aman. And the Wise Ones and the Seanchan thrown in for good measure." Alyssa frowned. Samitsu doubting her word was starting to aggravate her. "You know the Oath Rod?" "What about it?" "We have one, I know how to make another, and...they used them to bind criminals in the Age of Legends. Only a criminal ever touched an Oath Rod, except to hand it to a criminal." She gave Samitsu her best glare, which might have scared a three day old puppy. Maybe. Samitsu frowned. "I am not a criminal." "You're no Aes Sedai, either. An Aes Sedai isn't a tyrannical self-centered beast like most of the people in the Tower. I didn't fail my Accepted test. I wanted to leave, and that was the best way." Her glare got a little better. "We don't MAKE people stay." "I tried to leave, but they found ways to make me stay. So I forced them to throw me out." "The life of an Accepted is much better than that of a Novice, as you would have discovered." The glare went up two more notches. Now it might have scared small children. "A gilded cage is still a cage." "Novices and Accepted are not slaves!" Now Samitsu was starting to get mad. "That's true. Ex-slaves don't usually become slave masters." Samitsu simmered. In her younger days, she would likely have picked up Alyssa and thrown her, but she had become more mellow over time. "Why did you ever come to the Tower?" "Slave Traders...oh, I mean a group of Aes Sedai found me and decided I wanted to be one. You people have so utterly perverted the name of the Aes Sedai, it makes me SICK! I'm not surprised you all put Rand in a cage; I'm just surprised you took so long to do it." Alyssa was getting madder and madder, and her mouth was starting to run ahead of her brain. "That was NOT us! That was Elaida and her embassy!" Samitsu said. "We were sent as a true embassy by the true Hall! Not to kidnap and torture him! You may think I'm a beast, but I'm a HEALER! I swore the Oaths! I do NOT use the Power to hurt people for my own whims!" Her control was slipping as well, and she fought to rein herself in. "Do not compare me to those damnable fools." "The Oaths didn't stop them from torturing someone. From breaking diplomatic trust. From kidnapping the DRAGON. From...The Oaths are worthless. No one trusts you. No one thinks you won't use the Power to hurt them. And I know the Tower is chock full of weapons that could hurt people. Damn you all," Alyssa said, turning and stalking off. Samitsu frowned. This was NOT how it was supposed to go. ************ Alyssa tried to go backk to Min's room, but once she started crying, which happened as soon as she got out of sight of Samitsu, she got totally lost, and found herself going round the same four corners over and over. Giving up, she sat down on a bench and let the tears flow. A tiny part of herself wondered if she could transform herself if she cried too much. The rest just bawled. Corwin found her. He was a tall man, with a broad frame and well muscled arms and legs. His sister Alya was a close friend of Alyssa, and she had grown to like him as well. She wasn't sure what he was doing; he was a teamster by trade, and had happily gone to work doing that for the Dragon on their arrival; she wouldn't have expected him to be wandering the halls. "What's wrong, Alyssa?" He sat down by her. "Nothing." It was stupid to cry, she thought. But she couldn't help herself. "Nothing happens for no reason," he said. It was an Amadician saying that he liked to use all the time. Corwin was a veritable font of Amadician sayings. "As my grandmother used to say." She was supposedly the source of all of them, but Alya had told her that he made half of them up. "I had a fight with Samitsu Sedai," she said, rubbing her eyes, trying to turn off the tears. "I heard about that. Caused quite a panic. You won, right?" "Well, then we had a screaming match. She just...she thinks I'm a failure. Just a washed out Novice. A...coward." Sometimes Alyssa felt that way herself. "You're not. I know you'd do anything for the...for Lord Kaneda." Like many of Kaneda's followers, he hadn't gotten over calling Kaneda the Dragon yet. She wasn't sure if he ever would. She was quite sure Corwin would throw himself off a mountain top into Shaol Ghul if Kaneda hinted that he needed someone to do that. "He wouldn't love a coward." I wish I could believe that, she thought. If he knew how scared I get, how much I... She shivered and was glad no one could read her mind. "I don't know...if I'm going to be able to teach the Aes Sedai. They're not going to want to believe I can teach them anything." *********** "Well?" Merana said. She had been reading up on Andorian noble families when Samitsu arrived. Rand had told her to prepare herself; he was hoping that together they could hammer out some kind of agreement to keep the Andoran nobles from finally going renegade before Elayne arrived. She was happy to finally be doing something useful. Beyond the agreement she had hammered out with the Sea Folk. "The girl is strong. And arrogant." Samitsu frowned. "She was making wild accusations about how we..." "All Aes Sedai are arrogant," Merana said. "I had never fully realized that, until I saw what happened to the embassy." "I..." Samitsu began. "It galls me that she and the others have gained the knowledge we have lost. It galls me that they're lead by an ex- false Dragon and a Tower washout. But the knowledge they possess...They do know more than us. And several of them are very, very strong. And even the weakest knows more than the most knowledgeable person in the Tower. And we'll never get that information by acting superior." She sighed. "The Dragon may break the world, but he begins by breaking all our certainties. We have forgotten one of the greatest of all secrets. Now, I must learn it again, and so must all of you." "What is that?" "You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar." Samitsu cocked her head. "Why would I want to catch flies?" Only because Merana was Aes Sedai did she not bang her head on her table. ************* Kaneda prattled on about how well the 'gunpowder' experiments had gone. Alyssa was only half listening, but it took him quite a while to notice. Finally, he said, "What's wrong? I heard there was some sort of something with you and Samitsu, but..." "We had a fight." Alyssa said quietly. "What, a duel?" With a lot of stumbling verbally, Alyssa managed to explain everything. More or less. Kaneda sighed. "You really shouldn't have started chewing her out." "I was miserable in the Tower!" "It's not her fault. We've got to work with these people, Alyssa. We can't get in stupid fights like kids," Kaneda said, thinking about all the times he had done that. "Like I used to do all the time with Ranma." "She wouldn't take me seriously!" "She'll come around, once she sees everything you can do. But please, don't abuse them." Alyssa frowned. She'd expected sympathy, not a lecture. "I can't believe you're on their side." Now, Kaneda frowned. "Alyssa. Just because you now have the upper hand on someone who used to torment you doesn't mean you can torment them back. That's just...wrong." "I was not tormenting her!" Alyssa frowned, getting angry. "She was rude and insulting to me!" "You kicked her ass and called her a criminal!" "They act like criminals!" They were both standing and shouting at each other. "Dammit! They work for the Dragon too! We have to get along with these people if we're going to convince them they're wrong in how they go about being Aes Sedai!" "They won't listen! They're a bunch of stuck up bossy...Damn them!" Alyssa shouted. "They made my life a LIVING HELL! I had days where I wanted to DIE!" "You're overreacting! It couldn't have been THAT bad!" "It was worse...it...dammit! You're defending them again!" "They sure don't act like rampaging monsters as far as I can tell! They're bossy, but you can't give someone huge amounts of power and expect them to not notice!" Alyssa ground her teeth. "Oh forget it. I'm going for a walk!" She stalked out. "Dammit, Alyssa! You know I'm right!" Kaneda shouted after her, then started to cry as soon as she was out the door and it closed between them. I could use a walk myself, he thought. Dinner quietly cooled and congealed in their absence. ************** Having not gotten the layout of the palace down yet, Ranma- chan was wandering the halls mindlessly, trying to find the baths or the kitchen so she could get some hot water. The rain was getting worse, as she'd found out when she stepped into the courtyard without paying attention. She found Alyssa instead, as Alyssa rounded a corner and slammed into her. Alyssa was crying; Ranma-chan was used to this; they had had many such encounters back in their Tower days. "What's wrong, Alyssa? Samitsu mad because you kicked her butt?" She smiled a little; she'd heard about what happened to Samitsu. Not that Ranma-chan disliked Samitsu, but seeing an Aes Sedai humbled after all the arrogance they dished out pleased Ranma-chan. "Kan...Kaneda's mad at me because...I don't even know why!" She sobbed with her head on Ranma-chan's shoulder. "We've never had a fight before...I don't know what to do! I can't understand why he's on her side." She tried to speak more, but her sobs became too powerful. Ranma-chan patted Alyssa on the back, trying to figure out what to do. "He probably just didn't understand why you had the argument with Samitsu. He used to beat me up all the time because he thought I was picking fights with people." She sighed. "It ain't easy to convince Akane you're innocent once she decides you're guilty." A thought troubled him. "She didn't hit you, did she?" Alyssa's eyes widened. "Kaneda would never hit me!" "She used to beat me up all the time." Alyssa's jaw dropped. "He WHAT?" "Yeah, she'd get mad, and then WHAM, I'd get hit." Ranma- chan sighed. "It wasn't so bad when I deserved it, but sometimes...She couldn't really hurt me. Even when she knocked me into the stratosphere...I mean, Pop would do worse to me during our training sessions, but...It really drove me nuts when she wouldn't even listen to me." Alyssa didn't really NEED the creeping fear that was now coming over her. The thought of Kaneda hitting her wouldn't get out of her mind. She must be exaggerating, she thought. Kaneda wouldn't hit someone he cared about. He wouldn't. The tears came over her again, and she just couldn't stop. ************ Kaneda found Alain in his room, going over a list. "Got a minute?" Kaneda asked. "Yes." Alain said, putting down the list. "I've heard a rumor that the Seanchan have taken Ebou Dar." "So have I," Kaneda said. "I don't know what the Dragon plans to do about it. But what I really need to ask you is...I...umm.." He stared at the floor. "This is gonna sound really ridiculous." "Not half as ridiculous as the lunatic general I served under during the Aiel War. I should have known better than to go to Murandy, but...anyway. What's the question?" Kaneda sat down on Alain's bed. "I had a fight with Alyssa, and I don't know how to apologize." Alain smiled a little. "I suppose saying you are sorry would be a good start." "I know that! I just...I didn't mean to have a fight, but I need to convince her that she is wrong. I'm sorry I yelled at her, but I still think I was right. In what I said. We have to get along with the Aes Sedai. I can't see why she hates them so much. I've only really talked to Merana and Verin, but they both seem okay. They're not all like those Aes Sedai who..." He blinked. "Hey, what did we do with Dora and Else, anyway?" "We've been taking turns keeping them shielded. As you commanded. And some of the Ash'aman have been doing it too. Didn't I tell you about this?" He frowned. "I suppose I should go see them after this...we can't keep them shielded forever." He stared at the floor. "How do I make Alyssa see they're not all bad?" "I suggest you apologize for having a fight, then find the nicest Aes Sedai you can find as a student. And tell the Aes Sedai what she is getting into." Kaneda nodded. "Let's go see Dora and Else." *********** Haile and Basel were standing guard over Dora and Else. Else was sitting at the room's table, reading a book, while Dora stared out the window, drumming her fingers on the sill. Her blonde hair was less scraggly than usual, possibly because she seemed to be brushing it over and over and over with her left hand. She wore a dignified red dress, with a high square cut collar, embroidered with green leaves and yellow flowers and belted at the waist. Else, on the other hand, wore a plain brown wool dress only marginally different from a sack, and had wavy brown hair that went down to mid-back and dark brown eyes. The only real color on her came from the three brightly colored scarves of red, blue, and yellow which twined around her neck and her left arm, a fashion statement that Kaneda had seen nowhere else. Neither of them noticed the new arrivals. Haile and Basel sat near the door, talking about their homeland, Tarabon; it was about all they had in common besides channeling. Basel had been a peddlar, and he still dressed like one. He had a thick black moustache and wore a dark green conical cap on top of his curly black hair. He wore a plain white woolen shirt and a slightly more elaborate blue coat over that, with embroidered white scrollwork on the shoulders. Baggy white wool pants completed the ensemble. Hazel eyes glinted with amusement as he told an elaborate story about how he convinced the mayor of a small town that he really needed to give his wife a complete set of pots and pans as a present to appease her wrath at his philandering. Haile had been a Taraboner noble once, and she too, still tried to dress the part. Like Dora, she wore red silk, although her dress was cut to reveal her figure, unlike Dora's. The dress was simple, except for the pleated sleeves, cut low in front in a v shape and slit up the sides to a little above the knee, probably to allow more motion as well as a view, since the skirt was fairly tight as skirts go. Her hair was dyed a bright red and tied back in a long pony-tail, and her eyes were green. In only one respect would her appearance have been out of place in her home country, and the same went for Basel; neither of them wore the customary veils which Taraboners often would not discard even to eat. Basel looked up. "Ahh, Lord Kaneda. Come to say hello to our guests?" He looked Kaneda up and down. "I know where I can get you some better clothing than that. And cheap too. I don't know how he got all the way to Cairhien, but my old friend Annias is in town and..." Kaneda cut him off with a gesture. Basel had been trying to sell his boots to the Whitecloak who was about to hang him when Kaneda met him; he would likely try to sell something to the Dark One himself if he ever ended up in Shaol Ghul. He was strong in the Power as well as having a quick mouth. Indeed, Kaneda sometimes wondered if he had worked out some kind of trick with the Power that wasn't part of the knowledge they had acquired from the Foxes to help him sell goods; Kaneda had seen him wheeling and dealing with just about every group in the Palace, even the Wise Ones, who seemed to find him amusing, especially when he tried to flirt with them. "Dora. Else." Kaneda said, doing his best to use a voice of command. Else looked up, while Dora continued to stare out the window. "Yes?" She put down her book. "I've come to decide what to do with you." "Where is Karla?" Else asked. "We haven't seen her and no one will tell us what happened to her." "Because we don't have a clue," Basel said. "We don't have her as a prisoner." Kaneda sighed. "She was eaten by a wolf." Dora visibly tensed, but did not speak. Else's eyes widened. "I saw the wolves, but...Did you compel them with the Power?" Kaneda shook his head. "I know how it might be done, but I did not do it. I was unable to use the Power at the time. Thanks to Karla." "Do you know...how did Karla turn you into a girl? I did not think such a thing was possible," Else said. "There are stories of how the Aes Sedai could alter creatures in the womb so they grew up differently from the path the Pattern had chosen for them, but my understanding was that fundamentally altering someone's Pattern like that once they reached maturity was not possible." Kaneda smiled. "Karla did not do that; it was the hot water. A long story, but not one I came here to tell. Why did you three come hunting me?" "Oddly enough, we originally started out looking for four runaway Accepteds. Egwene al'Vere, Nynaeve al'Meara, Elayne of House Trakand and Ranko Saotome." Else paused when Kaneda laughed. "Then we heard rumors of a False Dragon and decided to investigate. It was a foolish decision, but some of the rumors indicated he had an Aes Sedai ally and we hoped to find the Accepteds. Which we did. Well, one of them. Normally, we would not have been crazy enough risking challenging a False Dragon with just three sisters, but when you went out and exposed yourself to us...we became overconfident." Dora snorted. "I have studied the false Dragons of the past; it is one of my specialties, and I must say you are one of the more powerful ones." "I never really believed I was the Dragon," Kaneda said quietly. "But I wasn't even sure what the Dragon was supposed to do and..." "You did not stop them from calling you such. But that's water under the bridge. You are ta'veren. You pull the Pattern, and it pulls you. You pulled us, though why the Pattern chose us, I do not know. You pulled the others as well, and now al'Thor has pulled you to him. What is done is done." Else sighed. "Now what?" "So why did you beat my sister? And my friends?" Kaneda's voice turned harsher. He had half forgotten that until he thought of it now. "And why should we not do the same to you?" "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." Else said. "If you condemn our action, by doing it yourself, you condemn yourself. We did what we thought was necessary. None of us can compel another to tell the truth by the Power; and we panicked. People were beginning to vanish when they could not have possibly channeled and we thought...we became frantic to get the truth and started trying to beat it out of them. We didn't know if one of us would vanish next and...It was wrong." She stared intently at Kaneda. "Normally, none of us would have been so cruel, I hope, but we panicked and everything they told us sounded like blatant lies. Talk of other worlds and claims of ignorance." She frowned. "If the girl was your sister, why did she claim she didn't know who you are?" "Because she only knew me as a girl," Kaneda said. "I was born female." Else's eyes widened, while Dora simply snorted. "But how...how can you channel Saidin?" "Because I have a boy body." Else frowned. "But you can't channel as a girl?" "Nope." She scratched her head. "That just...doesn't seem right." She sighed. "I will face my penance for what I have done. Not that I have a real choice; you have trained your followers well. Is it true that...you found a way to imbue them with the knowledge of the..." "Yes. The Hall of the Servants holds all the lore of the ancients." Haile said. "We are the heirs of the ancient ways." Dora snorted again. Kaneda turned to her. "And what of you, Dora? Will you accept a penance for your deeds?" "You have no authority over me except that given you by force. I did what was necessary to carry out the commands given me by the Amyrlin Seat, Elaidado Avriny a'Roihan. You were a false Dragon, and they were your followers. You must be gentled before you can prove a threat to humanity as all male channelers are. Your leader murdered the Queen of Andor and brought the Aiel, killers all, across the Dragonwall to pillage the lands of the West." Still, she would not look at Kaneda, and he frowned, finding this annoying. "I reject your authority. I cannot stop you punishing me, but I reject any validity it might have. It will be the action of a bully beating up a helpless person. I demand you turn me over to the Tower. If I have done wrong, I will be judged by them." Basel began to laugh, while Haile snorted. "That's like a bandit demanding he be tried by his fellow bandits. I think not." Alain simply shook his head, while Kaneda frowned. "Well, as you like it. Since you were in Amadicia at the time, I suppose we have no choice but to turn you over to the Amadicians so they can try you for channeling." That finally got Dora to turn around. "What?" He shrugged. "Haile is right. To turn you over to the Tower would be to insure you were not punished. Yet, if you reject my authority, then you must be tried by the courts of the land in which the crime was commited. Amadica. It will be a quick trip; I know several villages which would do the trick. And I know several ways to keep you from channeling without actually having to still you. Of course, a channeler in an Amadician court doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell, but..." "Rumor has it the Seanchan control Amadicia now," Basel said. "I'm sure they could find a good use for Dora." "Damn you," Dora said. "That's just another way to bully me." "I will not send you to the Tower, Dora, and I cannot turn you loose. Nor will I set my friends to keeping you shielded forever. We have better things to do. You've beaten innocent people and even admitted to it. Your choice, Dora. I can give you to the Amadicians. I can give you to the Ash'aman. I can give you to the Wise Ones as Rand did to those who kidnapped them. Or I can punish you myself. You can thank Else that I'm not going to just beat you until you bleed like I VERY much want to do." His hands were clenched into fists; he very, very much wanted to pound her flat for what she had done for Kasumi, but Else had been right, less satisfying as this was. Dora stared frostily at him. "You are nothing but another petty tyrant. Do what you will; whatever you choose will be unjust." Else frowned. "Why are you so foolishly stubborn?" "I am not weak like you, Else. You bow to whoever has the most power. I do not. I will not grovel before any man." "Woman," Kaneda said. "I am both." "Impossible," Dora said. "And you act more like a man than a woman. Whatever. I would not grovel before any woman, either." Kaneda frowned, then turned to Alain. "Bring me the Oath Rod." He nodded and departed. Else's eyes widened. "You...have the Oath Rod?" "An Oath Rod. They were used to bind criminals in the Age of Legends. I suppose the first use we shall have for it is to do such again." Dora laughed bitterly. "I shall swear no oath for you." "I am tempted to still you, so that you could then be turned loose; that would be punishment enough." Several people gasped; the thought of being stilled was abhorrent to all of them. "And if I could do it without it slowly killing you, I would. But you have done nothing to merit death, whether swift or slow." He paused, trying to decide where his thoughts were running. "Much as I hate to pin down any of my people doing this...I sentence you to a year of imprisonment in the dungeons." He paused. "This place does have dungeons, right?" Basel laughed. "I hope I never find out, but yes, I'm sure it does." "You will be shielded and kept in solitary confinement. If you do not like this punishment, you may appeal to the Dragon, but I suspect he will be less merciful than I." Kaneda hoped she would appeal; he wanted her to suffer more, but now he couldn't bring himself to do it. Alain returned with the Oath Rod. Dora shrugged and turned back to the window. Else stared at the rod. "Just like the one in the Tower." "You'll know how to use it then. You must swear two oaths. You will not channel without my express command for a year except to defend yourself. Or your warder. Nor will you place yourself in danger without my express command in order to bypass that oath. And you will not leave the Palace without my express consent or command, except to prevent your own death or that of your warder. For a year. Consider it house arrest." "Technically, that's three oaths." "Whatever. Consider it house arrest. In a year, if you cause no more trouble, you will be free to go." "You should make her swear obedience to you as the Lord Dragon did with the Aes Sedai who are now sworn to him," Haile said, frowning. Else took the rods and pronounced the oaths, then handed it back. "I would...My Ajah seeks knowledge. I would study under you, if I may. There is so much...I wish to know." Kaneda frowned. He wasn't sure if her repentance was true or feigned, but he was sure she probably knew much that might be useful to him; there was so much he did not know about this world, and the Browns knew much of it. "I will consider it." He turned to Basel. "I will see about a cell for her. You and Haile can take her to it once it is arranged." Basel and Haile nodded. "Let's go, Alain." Once they were out of the room, Kaneda sagged. "Did I do the right thing, Alain? Keeping her shielded for a year...is going to be hard." "It was that, kill her, or hand her over to someone else. Since the only way to keep her from escaping with the power is to shield her or still her, and that would eventually kill her, I don't see what else could be done. You tempered your rage, Kaneda. I'm..." He hesitated. "I'm proud of you. Justice has to be untouched by hate. I know you wanted to do worse; if she had beaten my sister, I would have done worse." Shaking his head, he said, "You did the best you could." Kaneda wished he could be sure of that. *********** When Alyssa finally calmed down, she was in Ranma and Ukyou's room, although not sure how she had gotten there. Ranma-chan was still holding her gently, making soothing noises. "I guess...I must seem pretty silly to you." Ranma-chan's face was reassuringly compassionate. "I've done some silly stuff myself in the past," she said. "Really silly stuff. Like the time I dressed up as Ryouga's sister." She laughed. "What amazes me is that he actually fell for it." Alyssa blinked. "You ddon't look like his sister, Iguess?" "He doesn't have one." Alyssa found the stories which followed to be very hard to believe. *********** Ukyou-kun was working out in the rain; while the rain was fairly intense, he didn't care; only outside could he really cut loose and practise. Two women were watching him and not watching an Aielman who stood nearby, who also watched Ukyou and quite deliberately was not watching the two women. All three of the Aiel stood at the fringe of the courtyard, standing under small roofs over the doors that lead out into the courtyard. The rain did not frighten them, but neither would they enter it without need. Ukyou-kun knew the women but not the man; he recognized Bain and Chiad. They had been planning to meet him here before the rain started; like many Aiel, they had taken an interest in the strange abilities that Kaneda's warriors demonstrated. The rain had put an end to that, but Ukyou-kun wanted to practice anyway. As he finished one kata, another door opened and Lori stepped out of one of the doors. He only knew her vaguely; she was the second strongest woman in the Hall of the Servants, one of Kaneda's earliest followers. Her skin was coppery, for she was Domani, and she wore a sheer gown of green clinging silk that showed off her figure to great effect, though it covered her from head to toe, leaving only ankles, hands, neck, and face bare. Her eyes were a light blue and her hair was long and black, tied back into a pony-tail, with large arching bangs. Ukyou couldn't see her channeling, but he could see the results; the rain bent around her, leaving her dry as she slinked across the courtyard to him. There was something about how she moved; it reminded Ukyou of a movie star. He could feel his pulse speed up as he looked at her; her way of moving was very inviting. He slipped his mega-spatula into its holster. "Hello, Lori. What's up?" She smiled a smile that seemed meant just for him; he had to concentrate on Ranma to drive various thoughts out of his head. "Why are you practicing in the rain?" "Because I can't practice indoors without breaking things unless I use the throne room, which wouldn't be wise." He smiled. "And I'm not scared of any rain." The rain parted around him; more channeling he was sure. "Especially not now." She glanced over at the Aiel. "Friends?" "Yes." He tried to think of something to say and failed. "Do you plan to practice through dinner?" He blinked. Food. Yes, that would be good. "I could use some food." "Would you like to join me for some dinner?" The way she pronounced it insinuated that dessert would be...interesting. He knew he should just flat out tell her that he was already engaged, but somehow, his mouth would not form the words. Instead, he said, "That would be good. I'll go get Ranma." He bounded off to say goodbye to Bain and Chiad before he could say something more stupid, leaving Lori bemused in the rain. *********** Alyssa laughed as Ranma-chan related a long story about the time that Gosunkugi had tried to control her with a voodoo doll, but had ended up controlling Genma instead, who had ended up proposing to Kunou. "You really had a crazy life." Lying back on the bed, Ranma-chan laughed. "Yeah. It's been fun, when I wasn't getting clobbered. What about you? What was your childhood like?" Alyssa sobered up. "Not much fun. I grew up in Gheri, a small farm village in Ghealdan. For some reason, my village produces a LOT of Aes Sedai; there's at least four others I know of from my town, and periodically, they send someone to look for potential novices, which is how they found me. My father was a blacksmith and my mother was a weaver from Ebou Dar. He had been a soldier for a while, which is how they met. They used to have the most hideous fights; I sometimes thought the house would fall down. My younger brother and I would go hide in the smithy. Jarel is still there; he's my father's apprentice. He's seventeen." Like me, Ranma-chan thought. I'd forgotten Alyssa is a good four years older than me. "Did they just yell or..." "Usually yelling. Sometimes, they would get really mad and just beat the snot out of each other. Mom gave as good as she got." She shuddered. "Do your parents fight, Ranko?" "My parents haven't seen each other since I was five. Dad took me away to train me." Ranma-chan sighed. "Well, they have seen each other a few times, but Mom didn't know the panda was her husband, or that Ranko Tendo was me." Alyssa's eyes widened. "Are you hiding from her?" "Pop swore an oath that he and I would commit suicide if he didn't make a man out of me." Ranma-chan poked her own right breast, and said bitterly, "You can see how well that went." "Yeah, I never would have guessed you were male if you hadn't told me." Ranma-chan's eyes flashed with anger for a moment. "Gee, thanks." She sighed. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that...I mean..." Her voice became more timid. "I apologize, Ranko." "Ranma. I'm Ranma. Ranko's just a front to trick people. I'm a man. Even when I've got a female body." She rolled over to face Alyssa, who was sitting on a chair by the bed. "Alyssa, you gotta stop apologizing every time someone disagrees with you, or you're gonna get walked on." "I...but I was wrong." "Yeah, but even if you were right, you would have apologized." "I..." "I'm going to make you stand up for yourself, or die trying," Ranma-chan announced. "When I stood up to Samitsu, Kaneda got mad at me," Alyssa said quietly. "Kaneda gets mad when people tell him his cooking sucks rocks, even though it's true," Ranma-chan said. "He...She can't handle people telling her the truth sometimes." Gotta stop thinking of Akane as a guy, she thought. And gotta get Alyssa to stop thinking of me as a girl. I suppose lounging around in girl form doesn't help, but it seemed to make her more comfortable and...we always used to have talks like this, back in the Tower. "I just...how can I convince him that I wasn't bullying Samitsu?" Ranma-chan laughed. "Alyssa, you couldn't bully a small child, let alone an Aes Sedai. I don't think the Dark One himself could bully most Aes Sedai. If he thinks that, he was just being an idiot. I'll straighten him out if you want me to, but you really need to do it yourself." "Would you? I'd be really grateful." Ranma-chan sighed. "Let's go find him." ********** Ukyou found Ranma-chan and Alyssa on their way to Alyssa and Akane's apartments. Finding Ranma was pretty easy with the bond; one of its more useful functions, Ukyou had decided. "Hey, Ranma, Lori wants us to eat dinner with her." "Okay. I gotta go beat Akane in the head first." She explained why on the way there. Kaneda sat at the now empty dinner table, reading a book. He looked up. "Hi, there, Ranma, Ukyou." He turned to Alyssa, "I'm sorry I yelled at you, Alyssa. I shouldn't have done that." Ranma-chan opened her mouth to chew Akane out, then shut it. She...apologized? Ranma-chan boggled. She couldn't think of one time that Akane had ever apologized to her. Alyssa ran over to Kaneda, crying. "I'm sorry I yelled at you. I just...I was so angry about Samitsu and everything and you and ..." She was babbling. Kaneda stroked her hair. "Don't worry. We can talk about it later." Ranma-chan frowned, feeling a surge of jealousy. Before she could say anything, Ukyou tugged her out the door, shutting it behind them. "Let's go eat." Ranma-chan frowned. "And let's get me some hot water." *********** The smell of the food had Ranma salivating before he could see it; it smelled just like Kasumi's home cooking. It looked like it too, three bowls of beef cut into slivers, fried vegetables, rice and a sweet smelling orange sauce. Even the chopsticks looked just like the ones from home. A pang of homesickness washed through him for a few seconds. Lori sat down across the table from him, next to Ukyou; it was a small square table. "I had to make this myself; the cooks here don't know much about Domani cooking. Have you ever had Domani style food? I have some cutlery if you're not used to sursa." Ukyou laughed. "We eat stuff just like this at home." She picked up the chopsticks. Ranma was already eating energetically, but slower than Ukyou was used to him eating; possibly the fact that no one was likely to steal his food here contributed to slowing him down. Lori glanced over at Ranma contemplatively. "Does everyone from your world change sex?" Ukyou blushed as she began to eat. The food was good. I wonder if she is a chef, Ukyou thought. "No. Ranchan and Akane and I are kinda special that way." Lori nodded and began to eat slowly. "Were you born like that?" "No, I got thrown in a cursed fish pond." Ukyou laughed. "Along with Akane's sister Nabiki." Ranma tried to say something through his food, failed, and gave up, apparently prefering to concentrate on his food. "Were you born a boy or a girl?" Her voice was casual, but her gaze was serious. "I'm female; Ranchan is male. When we're in our normal bodies." "Ahh." Lori sounded disappointed. "I suppose it makes you a good couple." Ranma choked on his food for a second, so Ukyou whacked him on the back. He coughed. "Urgh." "Yeah. Ranchan and I have been engaged since we were six." Lori smiled, the same smile that made Ukyou feel fluttery before, but it didn't do anything for her when she was in her girl body. It was somewhat surreal. "Arranged marriage?" "Yeah. But we really do love each other, right, Ranchan?" Ranma grunted, then finished off his food. "No more four fiancees for me." Lori's eyes widened. "FOUR?" This took quite a while to explain, and Ukyou never was sure if Lori actually believed any of it. *********** Ukyou had a strange dream that night. She dreamed she was floating in a starry void full of millions of dots of light. Her lessons with the strange teaching machine she had found in T'A'R had not prepared her for this; indeed, she had been intending to seek it out. She knew she still had a lot to learn about this strange realm, and since it was her special gift, she intended to make the most of it. Only Ranma-chan knew she could do it; she had been loath to tell others, although she wasn't sure why. Some nameless fear had held her back. She tried focusing her thoughts on LINA; that was the way she usually got to it. The void of stars shifted around her, but she was still in it. One of the lights was strangely different from the others; where they were soft lights, it seemed harsh. She looked at it more closely, and it expanded. She could see a city, a beautiful place of glass and crystal and metal with wide streets lined with trees on which smokeless vehicles glided to and fro. It reminded her of her homeland with the bad parts removed. Where am I? Ukyou wondered. Maybe this is just a weird dream and I didn't make it into T'A'R at all. She tried looking at another of the spheres, and it grew somewhat as well, becoming a vision of a tall red haired man hunting some kind of large lizard with a spear through a dry landscape. The man was clearly Aiel, and veiled. After examining several more spheres, she realized what she was looking at. Dreams. Somehow, she was actually seeing what people were dreaming. There was no logical order to the dreams; looking at four in a row produced an Aielman, a Taraboner, some peasant who could have been in almost any country with premodern technology and some sort of raving beastman who dreamed of ripping cows apart with his bare hands. I wonder if I can find Ranma's dreams, she thought. Or Akane's. The void flickered around her, and she felt a vague tugging. Hundreds, no, thousands of lights drifted about her; any of them could be the dream she wanted. She still felt the tugging, but it was too vague and directionless for her to be sure which way to go. Still, she was closer. She found several dreams of Cairhien, although she recognized none of the dreamers. Then she found a dream which was sealed off, hidden behind a wall of darkness which she found disturbing. Wondering why it was sealed off, she soon concluded the dreamer must be in non-REM sleep or some such thing; probably the lights went dark when you weren't actively dreaming and vanished entirely when you woke up. Or something. Another check found a dream that interested her. It was Alyssa's dream. Alyssa was walking through some sort of building, an endless maze of stone corridors with that flame symbol thing everywhere. It wasn't the palace; it was full of women, most of them dressed in simple white dresses. The rest were Aes Sedai, Ukyou guessed from the shawls they wore and the huge gold rings on their fingers; the rings were bigger than any real ring, more like wearing a bracelet on your finger. Chains ran out from the rings to everyone, tying together everyone in the building with an elaborate web of silver chains. Some of the women controlled the others through the chains, but all of them were also controlled by chains, in a 'chain of command' that ran off through the corridors to some unseen spider. The women kept trying to snare Alyssa with chains, but she dodged them frantically, working her way through the maze, ever upward and inward. Several small chains managed to snag on her; she couldn't keep this up forever. Still, she plowed onwards, until finally she emerged into a huge circular room with a domed roof and the white teardrop of flame embossed in its center. A woman stood in shadows on the teardrop, holding seven chains which ran out through the seven doors. She jerked them about in what looked like some kind of coded message. The woman was clearly Aes Sedai; you couldn't see the color of the shawl, but you could recognize the style. The woman had long hair, but it was too shadowy to see what color. Alyssa staggered towards the woman, more and more chains locking onto her and slowing her as she moved forward; she ignored them, forming a sword in her hands, a sword of flame. Finally, she reached the edge of the teardrop. She spoke, but Ukyou could not hear the words. It was clearly something defiant. She raised the sword and its light dispelled the shadows. The woman wore an odd shawl unlike any Ukyou had seen on an Aes Sedai; it incorporated seven different colors, not just one. Ukyou recognized the woman; it was Alyssa herself. The dream had been silent to Ukyou's hearing, but she heard Alyssa scream as the sphere of light flared then faded away. She must have scared herself so much she woke up, Ukyou thought. That dream was seriously bizarre. Looking around, her gaze settled on another dream. This one seemed to be Akane's dream. She was seated at a table in the Palace, writing a letter. She wore her usual garb in this world, a buttoned white shirt and dark blue trousers of wool with a red jacket. The clothing fit her oddly; it was cut for a man, not a woman, and sized for a man several inches taller. To be more precise, it was sized wrongly when Ukyou started watching. As Akane wrote, the clothing slowly changed, becoming fuller in the upper chest to accomodate her breasts and shrinking to match her height. The trousers grew together, turning into a dark blue skirt. That would be pretty useful, Ukyou thought. If our clothing would alter to fit when we changed. A shadow moved on the wall; Ukyou could see a man was coming up behind Akane. She could see Akane's lips move, but could still hear nothing. The sphere got larger when she tried to listen harder, but it was still silent. The previous sphere had gotten bigger the more she watched it too. The man, who Ukyou couldn't see clearly, came up behind Akane, who apparently didn't mind. In fact, she didn't even turn around. He was taller than Akane, and well muscled. As he wrapped his arms around Akane, leaned down, and kissed her, Ukyou recognized him. It was Ranma. Ukyou's eyes widened. Ranma, you monkey! What are you DOING? Her brain forgot she was watching a dream; she'd feared this too much. The sphere grew larger, beginning to engulf her vision as Akane wiggled around in the chair and kissed Ranma, then began to unbutton her shirt. Ukyou's anger flared and she charged forward; the sphere engulfed her and she found herself in Akane's room. But she wasn't in her girl body; she was in her boy body. Along for the ride in her boy body, that is; it wasn't responding to her commands. Instead, it was sitting on Akane's bed, next to Alyssa, who was also in boy form. Ukyou had only seen that form once; Alyssa, unlike Ukyou and Akane, and even more so than Ranma, tried very hard to avoid changing. Ukyou-kun's body asked, "When do I get my turn?", although that was NOT what Ukyou wanted to say. Alyssa-kun nodded. "Yeah, we don't have all night." "Well, Ranma-kun won the coin toss, so he's first. You can armwrestle for seconds." Akane said, inbetween unbuttoning Ranma's shirt with her teeth. Ukyou-kun soon found himself armwrestling with Alyssa- kun. Ukyou-kun won easily. It was entirely surreal for Ukyou, who struggled to control the body she was experiencing as her own, but couldn't. This isn't right! It's not right! It's not... Suddenly, she was back outside the sphere, watching a now female Alyssa get it on with Ukyou-kun while Ranma was making love to Akane on the desk she had been sitting at. Ukyou stared, unable to stop watching, but not sure why. Is this...what she wants? It almost sucked her in a second time, when Ranma and Ukyou were on the table while Kaneda and Alyssa were in the bed. Finally, she wrenched herself away. I shouldn't be spying like this. Especially when it shows me things I didn't really want to know. So, of course, she looked again. Now Ranma was with Alyssa and Kaneda was with Ukyou. She could feel herself getting a little aroused as she watched. Kaneda was handsome, but this was the first time Ukyou had really fully thought of Akane's boy form as a man. Curiousity began to tug at her as she wondered what it would be like to make love to Akane. Surely she doesn't have dreams this ecchi all the time, Ukyou thought. This could be my only...what am I thinking? She closed her eyes. I won't look. I won't look. I shouldn't look. But the image of Kaneda formed in her mind. A naked Kaneda. She could feel herself blushing, and she forced herself to think of a naked Ranma instead, which still made her blush, but which she felt was more acceptable. Finally, she drove the image of naked Kaneda out of her mind, focusing her brain clearly on Ranma. She opened her eyes and the sphere of Akane's dreams was gone; but another one was zooming right at her. More trouble, she thought. How do I get out of here? The sphere engulfed her while she was still trying to get her bearings. She was in a field, somewhere in a valley in some set of mountains. There was a stream nearby, and a small village a good mile downstream. Someone was being chased through a field. It was Ranma. He wore a blue gi, and he was being chased by a pack of men with buckets. She recognized most of them. Kunou. Kaneda. Toma. One of the Foxes. Various boys from Furinkan. Sasuke. Some of them were female. Ranma's mother. Alyssa. Min. They were all chanting the same thing. "You're a girl! You have to love men! You should dress pretty and be a good cook and a good housekeeper! Frills and pink things!" The men also chanted "Marry me!" Ranma looked utterly terrified. He saw Ukyou and ran over to her. "Hide me! Help me, Ucchan! They want to turn me into a girl!" It's just a dream, Ukyou thought. It was hard to remember that, and growing harder. When she picked Ranma up and ran with him, it grew harder and harder. By the time the dream ended with them running off a cliff and falling forever, she had forgotten entirely. Flicker. Ukyou, Ranma, Akane, Min and Rand stood inside some sort of huge cavern lit only by glowing magma which roiled at the bottom of a huge crevice which filled the far half of the vast chamber, hundreds of feet wide. The air smelt of sulfur and the heat was oppressive. There were two other women with Rand, but the tiny part of Ukyou's mind that was still herself didn't recognize them. One of them had long red-gold hair and was dressed as an Aiel. In fact, she probably was Aiel, and she carried a twenty foot long spear. How she could fight with such a huge spear, Ukyou had no idea. The other was beautiful, one of the loveliest women she had ever seen, with long honey blonde hair and a regal look, dressed as an Aes Sedai of the Green Ajah. She wore a huge crown of gold, decorated with enough gems for a small army. All three of the women had a red string running from the ring finger of their right hand to the ring finger of Rand's right hand. Red strings ran from Ranma to Ukyou and Akane as well. Rand said, "Shayol Ghul. This will be the fight of our lifetimes." He turned to the women. "You shouldn't be here. I don't want to put you in danger." Ranma nodded. "Yeah, let us handle this." The tiny part of Ukyou's mind that was still her true self was quite shocked when all five of the women meekly nodded and stepped back. Rand and Ranma looked at each other and nodded, then Rand said, "Yo! I'm the Dragon Reborn! We've come to kick your ass, Dark One! Come on out!" The Dark One looked suspiciously like Happousai in black robes with glowing eyes. He popped up from behind a huge mound of black panties which hadn't been there a few seconds ago. "HOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!" he laughed with Kodachi's voice pitched three octaves deeper. "Come my Forsaken! Destroy them and bring me their panties!" Ranma and Rand tensed, but nothing happened. Min, who was helping Ukyou cook some okonomiyaki for the victory celebration while they were waiting, said, "They're all already dead." "Come, endless Trollocs!" The Trollocs swarmed out of the tunnel the girls were in the entrance of. The Aiel woman impaled them all with one spear thrust, thus demonstrating what a 20 foot spear was good for. "Umm...Come, my dreadlords!" Gosunkugi, dressed as a member of KISS, stepped out from behind a rock with a voodoo doll of Rand. "Die, Saotome!" he shouted, stabbing the doll with a jewelled dagger. While nothing happened to Ranma, Rand fell to his knees, clutching his side, which was now producing enough blood for an entire Sam Peckinpah movie. Every second. "My wound which would not heal...Now I know how THAT prophecy comes out..." He moaned. "Didn't think it would be this much blood, though..." The blood was already an inch deep. Ranma charged at Gosunkugi, knocking him off his feet with a sweeping kick, then punted him into the Dark One, who fell down. He picked up the voodoo doll. "Any of you know anything about sewing?" "Everyone here but Akane does," Ukyou said. Akane pouted. Ranma tossed the doll to another woman, who stepped out of the shadows. She had long black hair in a braid like Ranma's, and she kept compulsively tugging on it like she was trying to pull her own hair off. This behavior ceased when she caught the doll. "Me?" she asked. "You're girly enough to sew this up. And you've got the Healing talent, right? Fix Rand with this." Nynaeve neatly sewed up the doll and the blood, now four inches deep, stopped. Rand stood up. "My wound! It's gone! Nynaeve CAN heal anything!" He drew his Sword That Is Not a Sword (which looked suspiciously like a lightsabre to Ukyou). "Let's rumble!" The Dark One pulled out his pipe. "Bring it on!" Ranma and Rand both charged the Dark One. Ranma jumped on his head, knocking him down, then shouted to Rand, "Cut off his hand! That's where he wears the One Ring!" Rand nodded, and chopped off the Dark One's hand. The Dark One screamed and turned into a cloud of mist, drifting away. Rand bent over and picked up the ring. "I shall keep this as a memento of my adventures." Ranma shook his head frantically. "Don't do it! If you do, you'll get shot up by Trollocs while swimming across a river, and die! And then a Ogier will find it and..." Rand blinked. "Why would I swim across a river? And Aviendha killed all the Trollocs, anyway." "Just throw it in the volcano now and spare yourself a lot of work when you come back as a hobbit in the next age, okay?" Rand shrugged. "I suppose being the Dragon Reborn means I can get all the jewelry I want, anyway." He tossed the ring into the volcano. "Well, now the really hard part starts." "The hard part?" Ranma asked. "Yeah, you have to decide who to marry. Being Aiel, I can just marry all three of mine." Ranma bigsweated. "Maybe the Dark One will attack again soon." "Hey, wanna become Aiel? Then you can marry both of yours. Your girl body has the hair for it. I'm sure we can find some ji'e'toh law that lets me make you Aiel." "Sounds like a plan." Flicker. ************** Bair floated in the space between dreams. Another Wetlander Dreamwalker, she thought. And one of the strange people who uses this thing called 'chi'. She must have been practicing for quite a while to enter the dreams of others, however clumsily. Still, she is clumsy; she must be taught. She glanced at the sphere of light that held Ranma's dreams. I have not beheld such strange dreams since Seanna asked me to enter that Medb's girl's dreams. Giant flaming Wise Ones... ************ Kaneda was groggy in the morning. Alyssa had woken up screaming in the middle of the night, and he wasn't sure why. She had tried to explain, and it had clearly been a nightmare, but she couldn't remember it coherently. After finishing breakfast, he dumped hot water on his head and became Akane. They were going to experiment. She wanted to see if she could learn to channel Saidar as well as Saidin. The test was simple. Alyssa conjured a tiny flame that hovered over her hand. Akane had to concentrate on trying to feel the resonance of the Power. It could take a while to do, so when nothing happened in the first few minutes, they weren't surprised. Akane began to get nervous as the minutes dragged by, although not being able to channel in female form didn't surprise her entirely. I probably fell in the pool of drowned male wilder, she thought. Ukyou got her curse from another source, so that's why her boy form doesn't channel. And the same for Ranma. Pool of cursed female channeler. Except...how did any channelers get to our world? If no one can channel in our world because they can't reach the source... Finally, after nearly an hour, they gave up. They then switched forms, both becoming male so Kaneda could test Alyssa-kun. The male test involved a similar use of the Power, but instead of the candidate feeling the resonance, the tester had to try to sense if such a resonance existed. After nearly an hour, it still didn't. "Well, that concludes that test." "We probably should test Ukyou to see if her cursed form can channel," Alyssa-kun suggested. "And her girl body too," Kaneda said. Ukyou couldn't, as the testing soon proved. Neither could Ranma's boy body, which Ranma wasn't sure if it was a good thing or a bad thing. Ukyou kept giving Akane funny looks the entire time, and afterwards, Akane took Ukyou aside. "Why do you keep staring at me, like that?" Ukyou's eyes widened. "Am I...staring?" Akane stared at Ukyou as strangely as she could manage. "Like that." It wasn't really like that; it was more like some kind of weird compulsion to look, then look away, then look again, like she expected Akane to suddenly strip naked or sprout fur or something. Ukyou stared at the ground. "I...uh...had a weird dream last night. I'm sorry." Akane remembered several dreams. One of them, in which her father had married Berelain, had made her laugh when she woke up. The incredibly ecchi group sex one, on the other hand...She flushed slightly at the memory. "Well, I've had some weird dreams myself at times." Ukyou blushed herself now. "That's all?" "Yeah, just some weird dreams...so like...what IS the Dark One? Some kind of evil overlord or what?" "Some kind of virtually invincible evil god. The Creator imprisoned him a long time ago, but he keeps trying to break out and destroy reality." "He doesn't live in a volcano?" Akane blinked. "I dunno. Maybe Shaol Ghul is a volcano. The Dragon is supposed to defeat his forces and reseal the hole in the Dark One's prison that accidentally got bored during the Age of Legends. Somehow. I hope Rand knows what he's doing better than I do." "Not like face him in hand to hand combat?" Akane laughed, leaning against the wall. "Tarmon Gaidon isn't gonna be a martial arts tournament or like what happened with Kirin or Toma." At least I HOPE the Dark One doesn't try to make me marry him. Although it would be par for my luck. "Even the Dragon can't go one on one with the Dark One any more than Ranma could beat the Sun. Not that Ranma wouldn't try." She laughed, and after a little while, Ukyou laughed too. "Why do you ask? Is Ranma planning to challenge the Dark One to a duel?" Ukyou frowned, flipping one of her mini-spatulas idly between her fingers. "I think he has that general idea." Akane's mood deflated somewhat. "This is going to be a war. We'll be lucky if any of us survive, and it's going to be a long brutal fight. Rand...he expects he is going to die. He may be right; I'm not much good at interpreting prophecy." Ukyou continued to flip the mini-spatula back and forth, now using both hands. "Then why...I can't understand...why you all want to stay here. If it's going to be so...I mean...this isn't our world." "If the Dark One breaks free on one world, he breaks free in all," Akane said. "If it's going to happen, I at least don't want it to be a surprise. And also importantly, I love Alyssa and don't want to leave her. And she's not the only one counting on me. I can't leave my people." "You sound like a king," Ukyou said quietly. "I am a lord now. I have people who depend on me," Akane said. "And I like it. I like being important. My life here means something. I miss a lot of things back home, like my family, but I don't miss being kidnapped by every idiot who wandered by and I don't miss my life not mattering." "Your life didn't not matter!" Ukyou exclaimed. "In the big picture, I was a flyspeck," Akane said. "Tokyo has enough dojos. I can make a difference here. And so can you." "I'm just Ranma's goon." She sighed. "I mean...I can read any language, but we don't have anything that needs reading, and I suppose I could have a chat with the Forsaken in the Old Tongue if they drop by, but..." "Actually, I can think of somewhere that COULD use your help, Ukyou. Rand's school is stock full of books that almost no one can read. You could read all of them, and probably help them out a lot. And there's a lot of simple technological things you could teach them how to do. Like how I showed them gunpowder, although it's pretty crude since I don't know how to make it well; you can probably show them how you make your tempura flake bombs. Plus...you dreamwalk, right?" "Yeah," Ukyou said quietly. "I'm still learning." "Well, we've got three dream ter'angreals that let people enter Tel'arian'rhiod. I want you to teach me and Alyssa and Lori. And probably Alain and the others eventually." She thought a moment. "And, didn't the Snakes tell you that you had to beat Mesaana to save Rand? And that only YOU could do it?" "Uh, yeah, there is that." Akane smiled. "See, you ARE important!" Having to duel one of the Forsaken without being able to channel was not the kind of importance Ukyou wanted. ************ Ukyou was somewhat gratified to have attracted her own band of students that afternoon during the martial arts practice sessions. Rand had departed for Caemlyn to take care of some business, and Bain and Chiad had departed for...somewhere, but apparently they had recommended Ukyou to some friends. A small army of Aiel (with Aiel, twenty was easily enough for an army) was gathered around Ukyou. About half of them were female, the rest were evenly divided between two warrior societies, the 'Stone Dogs' and the 'Black Eyes'. All sat intently and listened as she tried to explain the concept of chi and did some demonstrations. It made her feel good to have her own students. It felt even better when a group of daughters of Cairhien nobility came to her and expressed interest in learning her fighting style; they had formed their own warrior society in imitation of the Aiel, but none of them actually knew much about fighting. Their leader was a woman named Mara of House Casalin. She was short and wiry, more muscular than the rest of her 'society', which was still trying to decide on a name, let alone anything else. The hardest part was going to be to find enough grills and spatulas, she thought. And a raging ocean, although that was optional. Plans ran through her head as she headed towards Rand's school; she had decided to take up Akane's idea and see if she could help them out; she was no great scholar, but if she could read any language, she wanted to USE her skill. And her ability to 'think clearly'. Although she wasn't so sure about that; it seemed to come and go. She had to focus on thinking clearly to do it. Bair found her at the doors of the school. How Bair had known where she was, Ukyou had no idea. She only vaguely knew Bair; a Wise One, wife of Rhuarc, who seemed to be Rand's right hand man in Cairhien. Perhaps Rand sent her, Ukyou thought. "Um, good afternoon, Bair-sama." "You are a Dreamwalker. Self-taught?" Ukyou blinked. "Did Akane tell you?" "I saw you stumbling around into people's dreams last night. I assume you have had no training." "LINA has been training me, but I've only gotten through three instruction modules out of forty-two." Bair blinked. "Lina? Instruction modules?" "LINA is a...machine that teaches people to Dreamwalk. She lives in Tel'aran'rhiod. I found her by invoking need." Ukyou had learned that much at least. "I dunno how I got into these dreams. I haven't gotten to that module yet. It just...kinda happened." Bair frowned. "A human teacher is better than a machine." "I dunno, LINA is pretty thorough. Why? You offering to teach me?" "Tel'aran'rhiod is full of many dangers; we do not like to see people stumble into them. We have taught Wetlanders before. Egwene Al'Vere trained with us." "Well, I'll stick with LINA for now, but thanks for asking." She stepped around Bair. "See you around!" Bair frowned after her. LINA. Something to look into, she thought. ************ It wasn't easy for Alyssa to find Samitsu; she was teaching various healing techniques to a group of Wise Ones, who were riding her fairly hard. Alyssa watched quietly from a distance and approached when it was done. Samitsu didn't say anything, just looked at her. Alyssa took a deep breath. "I'm sorry I compared you to Elaida's embassy. I still don't like the Tower or its methods, but I shouldn't have humiliated you like that and I shouldn't have called you a beast." It all came out in a rush. Samitsu stared at her in silence again, then finally spoke. "I accept your apology. As for the Shielding, it was a fair enough way to show you had grown. If you know so much about something you were poor at before, I'm sure you must know more about Healing than you did before as well." "I'd be happy to teach you," Alyssa said. "We'll be starting lessons as soon as Kaneda gets the scheduling set up." She smiled. This had gone far better than she had expected. ************** Ukyou was amazed at the large number of books that the library at Rand's school had. Many of them were even printed rather than manuscripts; in fact, most of them were. The oldest and the newest books were printed; those which were intermediate in age were hand copied. Unfortunately, whoever had organized them apparently believed in the stream of consciousness technique; there was no card catalog and no call numbers. The man with the best knowledge of the library had died horribly recently; however, the head of the school, a stern woman, was able to dredge up one of the old Royal Librarians, a man named Kuranes Dwei, to help Ukyou find some likely works to examine. Kuranes Dwei started visibly the moment he saw Ukyou. He was a tall man, and thin, with black hair turning grey, who dressed in a simple grey linen shirt and black trousers. "You...oh my." Ukyou blinked. "What?" "You look remarkably like..." He shook his head. "Probably just a fancy." "Like what?" "Come with me." He lead her through the endless rows of books to a tall wooden bookcase, five racks high. Climbing onto a small stepping stool, he pulled a battered wooden book off the top shelf. It was basically a series of pages bound together with strips of cloth run through holes in the paper and the two wooden covers. The pages were stiff with age, but the ribbons remained flexible and looked brand new. Kuranes noticed Ukyou looking at the ribbon. "I don't know what those ribbons are made of; they've never been replaced as far as I know, but they don't seem to age at all. The book's title was stenciled onto the cover, 'Name Earners of Ne Oedo'. He carried the book over to a reading table and laid it down, pulling out a chair for Ukyou, then one for himself. "This book has the oldest printed pictures we know of. I have no idea how they printed such realistic pictures; it must have involved the Power." The book consisted of pages which had been glued to thicker, tougher pages; the pages glued to the tough ones were often torn or damaged by water. It seemed to alternate between highly realistic full page pictures that looked to Ukyou like printed photos and one to three pages of text after each picture. "The book was bound around 500 AB, but the author claims that the pages he bound into the book predate the Breaking; I'm not sure about the text pages, but since they didn't have printing in those days and the text pages he didn't write himself ARE printed, it seems plausible." "What's it about?" Ukyou asked. As he turned the pages, she caught glimpses of the written text, but not enough to get the sense of it. It looked like biographies. "Apparently, those who did great deeds earned a third name. This book describes the inhabitants of Ne Oedo who had earned one. The person who bound the book surmised the book was printed shortly before the War of Power. Anyway, here's what I wanted to find..." The page showed a picture of a woman who looked strongly like Ukyou assumed she would look in another ten years, dressed in a long purple dress with highly embroidered sleeves, belted at the waist. She was seated in a nice green plush chair, her eyes closed in a meditative position. The picture was labelled Sherin Loys Delerini. Ukyou remembered that name; she had gotten a package from that woman, who had claimed to be her past self. That claim seemd a lot more plausible. "She does look like me." He turned the page. "Apparently, she was a powerful Dreamer, one of the strongest of the non-Aes Sedai Dreamers. She aided Restorers, whatever those were, in helping to heal people with mental problems by entering their dreams and surmising what the problem was from that; she was so good at it that she earned a third name. Also a noted chef." He shrugged. "There's a good four pages on her if you're interested. I like to read through this book for the pictures at times; they're just so vivid, but the biographies are pretty thorough." He looked over at her. "So you really read the Old Tongue?" "I can read anything. I have the knack." Ukyou smiled. "" she said in the Old Tongue. "Hmm. I've got something that might interest you. Take a look at this while I find it." He wandered off, scratching his head. She read through the biography of Sherin Loys Delerini. Born in Devaille, her parents had moved to Ne Oedo when she was little, where they ran a restaurant. Her talent for Dreaming had been discovered when she was a child, and she had gone to a special school, where her talents had flowered. She had wanted to be an Aes Sedai, but couldn't channel a drop, so she had become an assistant to several Restorers, who she aided in the healing of minds. Her skills in that endeavour, including the healing of a man who had been insane for over fifteen years and thought incurable had earned her a third name. She was a noted player of Three Dimensional Gaira, and had won the Paaran Disan World Tournament of it four times. She had married someone named Basel Kurinin and had eight children. Currently age eighty. Ukyou boggled. EIGHTY? The woman in the picture didn't look a minute over thirty at most. While waiting for Kuranes, she paged forward. Sherin's brother, Darin Loys Pax, had a picture and a heavily damaged biography. All she could make out from it was that he had been a Restorer who had pioneered a technique for projecting images of what people were thinking about or their memories. He had been a handsome man, tall and blond with grey eyes and a thick beard that reminded Ukyou of her father's beard, but without her father's moustache. There were a lot more people. One of them looked a lot like Principal Kunou might have looked if he hadn't been a madman (and didn't have a pineapple tree growing from his forehead). Another one reminded her of one of Akane's friends, Yuka. A third was somewhat evocative of Shampoo, with purple hair, but taller and not quite as lushly built; her name was Mishi Noto Tadai, a noted Aes Sedai researcher. Several more were completely new to her. The seventh one, however, caught her eye. It was a woman, short and dressed in a blue tunic with a diagonal yellow stripe and green leggings. Her eyes were bright blue and her hair was a stark red, tied back in a long braid. She looked exactly like Ranma-chan. Only her stance was wrong; she didn't stand like a martial artist. She was leaning against a pillar in front of some huge white marble building. Ranma...was a girl? No way, Ukyou thought. It can't be. The woman's name was Nemene Barth Chari. She had earned her third name by emerging as the champion of the World Gymnastics Competition at an early age and by developing various forms of unarmed combat for self-defense against the increasing levels of crime that seemed to be plagueing the cities in the last few decades. She had what the writer called 'photographic reflexes'. If she saw something, she could learn to do it incredibly swiftly, no matter how complex it was. This had made her an incredibly versatile Aes Sedai, although there were ones much more powerful. At the time of the printing, she was engaged to be married to Derin Loys Pax. Sounds like Ranma, Ukyou thought, but...no way. Surely Ranchan wouldn't hate his girl body so much if he had been a girl in a past life. But it looks so much like him. And yet...I wonder if Akane's in here. She paged through the book, but couldn't find Akane, although she did find a picture of a man who looked suspiciously like Genma labelled Dirin Barth Uila. Paging back, she saw that was the name of Nemene Barth Chari's father. It mentioned she had several brothers and sisters, but none of them had made it into the book, and the pages for Dirin Barth Uila's biography were missing. Kuranes finally returned. He was carefully carrying a cloth bag with a silken rope drawstring. Putting it down, he opened it and extracted five pages of paper, each embedded in glass. The glass looked seamless; how the paper had been put in it without damaging it, Ukyou couldn't figure out. "It uses two character sets that look completely different; it's not the Old Tongue. It was dug up about a hundred years ago by some farmer trying to dig a well. The glass plates, not the bag." Ukyou examined them. Photographed blown-up manga. The odd thing was that someone had apparently filled in the bubbles and rewritten the dialogue in some European language. While Ukyou could read it, her Fox-granted Talent didn't tell her what language she was reading. There were still some Japanese characters on the pages, however, which she could recognize. She knew the manga too; it was Dragonball Z. How in God's green Earth did Dragonball Z manga get into this universe? A hundred years ago, no less. "It's a story for small children with no taste," Ukyou said. "But how it got here...anything else like this?" "We've a few more oddities, and lots of books in the Old Tongue if you have a taste for such. I'll get them for you." Nothing else was quite so weird as that. ********** End Part 8