This page contains all my stories that don't fit any particular category
or there aren't enough in that category to get their own major page, or
whatever. A few of these can be found on other pages as well. I included
them here in case...well, just cause I could.
All characters are copyrighted/trademarked etc by their creators
(who mostly aren't me:) So don't sue me, I'm broke.
I have done a series of stories which are written as if they were INFOCOM
Text Adventure transcripts. Here they are:
A Chibi-Chibi Forever Voyaging: This
is an INFOCOM game parody; it is written as a transcript in which you are
Chibi-Chibi, enigmatic and excessively cute small child with afunny hair-do.
All you want is a glass of water, but you're going to go through hell to
get it. COMPLETE
Eudial M for Murder: You
are Eudial. Your favorite color is red. You have your own car.
Your quest is to find the Messiah. Without getting picked off by
your associates in the Witches Five. Without getting killed off by
the Sailors. Without missing your soap operas. Without being
kidnapped by an alien and forced into a weight gain clinic.
Photo Sticker Quest: An Infocom
parody story, using the cast and situations of the video game/anime/manga
Love Hina. It's not a very hard quest. All you want is for
six women you know to pose with you for photo stickers. That couldn't
possibly be THAT hard, could it? COMPLETE
This story can be blamed on Stefan Gagne, who showed me a story that was
a parody of an INFOCOM adventure game. Given that I loved those games,
it inspired me to create a Ranma 1/2 Infocom adventure transcript, which
you'll find here. TASS Awards Award for Annual 1997, 6th place (tie)
Slayers: Grue: This
is a parody of Zork itself, starring the Slayers' cast. PARTIAL
Bubblegum Crisis Stories
I have yet to finish a very canonical BGC story, but you'll find my
This story, if I ever finish it (don't hold your breath) would have involved
a robot messiah and a lot of me (the author) trying to look clever by translating
the events of the Book of Exodus into Mega-Tokyo. INCOMPLETE,
LIKELY TO STAY THAT WAY.
My brain endless cross-fertilizes series. It is my nature.
My blessing and my curse. Here's some of the things I've unleashed
on an unsuspecting world.
Anime - Non-Anime Crossovers
Still Waters Run Deep: This is
my Ranma/UY crossover series! See Ataru fall in the pool of the drowned
girl! See Shinobu throw lightning! See the wrath of the truant officer!
See Ataru chase Ranma-chan! See Ryuunosuke go on a blind date with Tsubasa!
More shape-changing fun than you can shake a stick at! Six episodes
to date, one by Jeff Hosmer. A sporadically continuing series.
RanmaPunk 2033: A Ranma
1/2 / BGC crossover! See Boomers get their heads chopped off with Spatulas!
See Ranma and Priss duke it out! See Genom try to wreck another major city!
See the Knight Sabers get really, really confused! See everyone get manipulated!
Including the manipulators! Fun! Fun! fun! TASS Awards Award for
Annual 1994, 13th place (tie) COMPLETE
Children of Fire: Children
of Fire is a Sailor Moon/Ranma fusion which rebuilds the history of both
series from the ground up. It opens with Ranma's arrival in Tokyo, where
his father intends him to honor his engagement to Rei Hino and takes off
from there. A CONTINUING SERIES.
Marmalade Moon: A Sailor Moon/Marmalade
Boy/El Hazard/AMG fusion/crossover/something or another. Miki wishes her
life was more interesting. Big mistake when a meddling goddess is listening.
Now, she is Tennis Warrior Moon, and her life is becoming more interesting
than most people would wish on their worst enemies. A CONTINUING SERIES.
My Mega-Crossover Universe
Dance of Shiva: This story
is a mega-crossover of BGC/TM/SM/AMG and many other series. The year is
2034. Life seems much the same as normal for our heroines, the Sabers.
Get up in the morning, blow up a few boomers, pretend to have a normal
life, eat, go to bed. But behind the veneer of normality, trouble is brewing,
for the city has been targeted for destruction. The Dance of Shiva is about
to begin. COMPLETE
Black Moon Rising: Black Moon
Rising is the story of Arcadia N'goya, a traveller from 1500 years in the
future of Crystal Tokyo, hunted by the survivors of the Black Moon Cult.
Drawn to the past by a Time Key, she finds herself in the middle of a society
that seems impossible to her, a dream to which she knows the ending, an
ending of destruction and death. Her arrival sets the events in motion
that may bring that end far sooner than she anticipates, for it is her
arrival and her means of arrival which may make possible the the victory
of her most bitter enemies, for the Black Moon Crisis is about to begin...
GALACTIC ENCYCLOPEDIA: This
is a reference for my Mega-Crossover Universe, containing large amounts
of back story, future history, etc. SPORADICALLY UPDATED.
Symphony of the Sabers: Nene's Big
Adventure. This was intended to be one of four Dance of Shiva
sequels, one per Knight Sabre. It may be the only one which will
ever get finished. I will likely finish this once I manage to remember
what my plan for it was. ^^;;; INCOMPLETE, BUT WILL
BE FINISHED EVENTUALLY
Revenge: You may or may not
know what a Revenge Fic is. You may, in fact, know TOO MUCH.
In which case you should avoid this. This wasn't the story which
triggered that tidal wave, just my response to the very first one, whose
author I no longer remember. In this, my characters set out to get
even with me for all I've put them through. Yes, it's a Self-Insert.
I have been told I should have been more cruel to myself, and this is likely
true. You may like this, or you may hate me. But here it is.
The Tesla Agenda: The Cast
of Ranma 1/2 writes a BGC fanfic round robin. I co-wrote this with
Travis Butler and Mike Loader (with several contributions by Nick Leifker
as well) and quite enjoyed it. COMPLETE
Wheel of Time Related Crossovers
Ranma 1/2 | Wheel of Time crossover:
Ta'averen 1/2: A story that melds elements of Ranma 1/2 and
The Wheel of Time fantasy series. A continuing saga that even has its own
mailing list! Carl Macek is about to escape from the prision in which he
was resealed by the Ronin at the end of the last age, and against him stands
only a lonely band of farm folk from the tiny village of Nerima's field,
a cranky old Aes Sedai, her stoic warder,and a half-blind old gleeman...but
among those farm folk is the Ronin reborn... THIS PROJECT IS NOW LONG
DEAD, BUT HAS BEEN REBOOTED WITH JUST ME WRITING AND A FAIR NUMBER OF CHANGES.
Parallel Lives: A Ranma 1/2 Wheel of
Time crossover. This is based on a TP we did a long time ago at Animemush.
Akane is stranded in another world (the world of the Wheel of Time) and
everyone has to go looking for her, but this isn't quite your normal rescue,
because Akane has never been mistaken for the saviour of the world before...Currently
up to chapter 15. A Continuing Series.
Wheel of Anime: This is the
Reboot of Ta'averen 1/2. The early chapters of Ta'veren 1/2 have
been rewritten, cast changes made and the whole project given a kick in
the butt. While coming slowly, I still expect to finish before Jordan
does. Currently up to Chapter 4 of Book 2. A Continuing
End of the Third Age: This
is a Godzilla / Wheel of Time / Tales of the Floating Vagabond Story.
GO GO GODZILLA!!!!!! COMPLETE
World of Darkness Related Crossovers
Chasing the Moon and the Sun:
Chasing the Moon and the Sun is a Sailor Moon/Changeling fusion, in which
the Senshi must stop the century from ending with the Fenris Wolf devouring
the sun. The fact that they don't remember ever BEING magical warriors
isn't going to help... A CONTINUING SERIES. SORT OF.
I WILL FINISH THIS EVENTUALLY, I HOPE.
Ranma vs. the Sabbat:
One of many unfinished Christmas Break projects; Akane gets vampirized,
Ranma goes to war with the Sabbat. UNLIKELY TO BE CONTINUED, THOUGH
YOU NEVER KNOW.
Vampire Moon 1 and Vampire
Moon 2 (Incomplete) An unfinished project of Jeff and I in which
the Senshi are vampires in the World of Darkness. Fairly well
Nine Princes in Anime:
the Start of Chapter 2: Ukyou, Yuu, and I took some of the
'family fortune' and bought ourselves a black van for the trip to Anime,
the Eternal City. Ukyou wanted to get a jeep, but you can put a lot more
guns in the back of a van. We also grabbed some clothing, music, and other
things you need on a quest to take over a city with three people. Yeah,
we sounded insane...we were. I think the only reason Ukyou came was that
she wanted to be with me, and Yuu wouldn't help her take me to an insane
asylum. We also got my sword rack from our house and some knick knacks
we didn't want to leave behind. Then we locked up, turned on the burglar
alarm and hit the road. I let Yuu drive. This is a fusion of
Zelazny's Amber series with a variety of anime series. It is a continuing
project, currently up to chapter 4. I've completed the first book, and
will eventually launch into book two.
My DC/Anime Fusion Page:
This page is dedicated to some silly stories set in a universe fusing the
DC superheroes universe with various anime series. So far, I've done two
stories in the 'Silly Origins' subseries; once I do the secret origins
of the major chars, I'll be moving into some other more elaborate tales.
HOLD UNLESS INSPIRATION STRIKES.
Sailor Moon/Arthurian Crossover page:
This is a link to my collection of Sailor Moon/Arthurian story cycle crossovers.
This is a joint project of myself and Chris Davies, who swears he will
eventually write the earlier stories of the cycle. Honest :) Currently
Completed are A Senshi in Queen Rei's Court, and "The Healing of
Senshi Urre", also found on Jeanne Hedge's excellent short story page (See
link above). Enjoy! ALL PROJECTS CURRENTLY COMPLETE, BUT I MAY
POKE AWAY AT THIS SOME DAY.
Arise from your slumber--A SM/Eternal Champion
Crossover: This is...well, an unusual story. It's one of
my few that uses an experimental writing style. It is set at the end of
the dark years of the Great Ice that precedes the founding of Crystal Tokyo.
The fate of the world rests in the hands of a woman who can't even remember
her own name...let alone how to save it. COMPLETE
Bubblegum Complex: The Story of
the Trouble Sabres. This is a Bubblegum Crisis / Paranoia
alt universe story The Knight Sabres are a group of elite troubleshooters
in a society ruled by an insane computer. A dark comedy. A
CONTINUING SERIES. SORT OF. I WILL FINISH THIS EVENTUALLY,
Slayers: Exile: This
story involves Lina and company, exiled out of their home universe into
the universe of Mystara. It's all Xellos' fault. Really. A
CONTINUING SERIES. SORT OF. I WILL FINISH THIS EVENTUALLY,
Baroquemon: This is
what happens when my brain has nothing better to keep it busy. This
is sort of Pokemon in the Baroque era (mid-sixteenth century). It stars
Ash as King Louis XIV of France, Misty as Queen Christina of Sweeden, and
Brock as King Charles II of England, searching for the things they need
to take back their thrones... INCOMPLETE AND UNLIKELY TO BE FINISHED
UNLESS INSPIRATION HITS.
Random Elements: A
Dirty Pair / Foundation Story. The Dirty Pair try to take a vacation
and end up destroying the Seldon Plan. Oops. Chapter 1 is done,
but the story is unfinished overall. INCOMPLETE, MAY EVENTUALLY
Geobreeders / TORG story. I used this as backstory for the group
of Geobreeder-based NPCs I use in my TORG games. However, I never
finished it. INCOMPLETE, MAY EVENTUALLY BE FINISHED.
The Fandom Menace: A
Star Wars / Anime parody of The Phantom Menace. Didn't get much done
before that Christmas vacation ended. INCOMPLETE AND UNLIKELY
TO BE FINISHED UNLESS INSPIRATION HITS.
Travesty of the Daleks: One
Christmas break I was inspired to begin this story, but never finished
it. It is a Dr. Who / Futaba-kun Change fanfic. INCOMPLETE,
MAY EVENTUALLY BE FINISHED.
Nirnaeth Arnoediad (Battle of Unnumbered
Tears): This is an AMG / Evangelion / Tolkein story, involving
what eventually happened to the Silmarils lost into the earth in the time
of Second Impact. "In all the deeds of Melkor the Morgoth upon Arda, in
his vast works and in the deceits of his cunning, Sauron had a part, and
was only less evil than his master in that for long he served another and
not himself. But in after years, he rose like a shadow of Morgoth
and a ghost of his malice, and walked behind him on the same ruinous path
into the Void." -- "The Valaquenta", The Silmarillion, J. R. R.
Tolkien INCOMPLETE AND UNLIKELY TO BE FINISHED UNLESS
Call of Kyoto: This
was a Lovecraft / Kenshin humor round robin which Mike Loader and I began
but never finished. INCOMPLETE AND UNLIKELY TO BE FINISHED UNLESS
The Insects from Shaggy
If H.P. Lovecraft and Terry Pratchett collaborated to do a Scooby-doo
story, they might have written this. Or maybe not. COMPLETE
of an Elder God (Rod's Archive)
Children of an Elder
God (My Archive)
An Evangelion Elseworlds I'm co-authoring with RPM.
TURNING and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
---The Second Coming--William Yeats
Sometimes, children go into their parent's closet and dressup, pretending
to be their parents, acting as if they were in charge, as if they ruled
the house, as if they were the kings and queens of the Earth. But then
their parents come home, and the game is revealed as a lie.
For millenia, humanity has played at being kings and queens, at ruling
the world they call home. Now, the car is pulling into the drive...
After 10,000 untold aeons, IT IS FINISHED!!!!!
Kimagure Orange Road Stories
She's Got the Power: This
is an unfinished project in the backstory of the Dance of Shiva universe,
dealing with Hikaru's acquisition of psychic abilities. HOPEFULLY
TO BE FINISHED EVENTUALLY.
Lucky Star Stories
The Hidden Shrine
of Tamao-Chan (Lucky Star/D&D): March 22, 2013. This
is a one-shot in which Konata and her friends try to play D&D and discover
why you never want to let Konata be your DM.
Mai Hime Stories
Mai Hime Future: 23 years later, the
Hime are older and have children of their own. Is history about to
repeat itself? CONTINUING SERIES
Unlimited Food Porn:
Night, Sailor Moon, and Mai Hime collide. Usagi is a perfectly normal
girl who doesn't remember rewriting history AT ALL until she becomes involved
in the Fifth Grail War, when all the alterations made to history by too
many heroines come home to roost... COMPLETE
My Little Pony Stories
Ponies: Friendship is Adventuring: Only fools, madmen, and adventuring
parties go into the Malpheggi, the swamp beyond the Everfree Forest. It
can be left as an exercise for the reader as to which of these categories
Samus Marcus (a Thyatian swordsman, or so he says) and Ivan (his companion
in trouble) fall into. When they are rescued by the registered adventuring
party, the Elements of Harmony, a grand quest across the D&D world
of Mystara begins. Together they face culture shock, international politics,
romance, dungeons, and a dragon with a grudge as Marcus learns how to trust
his new friends and make up for his past mistakes while the Elements of
Harmony try to save Equestria from a threat which proves more... complicated...
than they originally thought. Also, pie. And hats. A D&D
(Mystara)/MLP Crossover. Initial story is complete, but sequel stories
School Rumble Stories
My School Rumble stories have their own
My Utena stories have their own page here.
I don't write too many non-anime stories, but I have composed a few such
The Color of Trust
This is the most depressing story I have ever written. It is a tragedy
set in the Wheel of Time universe, dealing with one reason why no one trusts
Getting into the Red
This is a lighthearted story of four thieves trying to steal back the
load of cinnabryl a group of orcs stole from them while they were trying
to steal it from each other. It is set in the 'Savage Coast' region of
Mystara, an AD&D game setting.
The Summer People
I do write original fiction occassionally in which everything is completely
of my own creation. Usually no one actually wants to read it though :)
But I keep writing anyway. Maybe I'm just insane.
This is a continuing story of two relatively normal college students
who are drawn into the war between the Seelie and Unseelie Fae. Angela
Bedos-Rezak and Harry Crags are about to find out the world is far stranger
than they knew.
The Eternal Game
This is a lighthearted fantasy spoof of the 'People from our world go
to other world and save it" genre. Terri, Hayao, Karin, and Andrew have
been chosen by the dieties Athena, Baltor (Not to be confused with Balto),
Ehlviz, and Sandy to save the world of Karinth, the setting of their favorite
RPG, Advanced Tunnels and Wombats.
Needless to say, this was NOT a very wise decision on the part of either
This is an odd Arthurian story from the viewpoint of a bridge. UNFINISHED,
UNLIKELY TO BE FINISHED UNLESS INSPIRATION STRIKES
Circle of Seasons
This is a WOD Changeling story, about an old Grump being pulled back
into the life she thought she'd left when an old friend shows up. UNFINISHED,
UNLIKELY TO BE FINISHED UNLESS INSPIRATION STRIKES
The Pearl Homepage
This is the remains of an anthology project set in an alternate history
designed for telling pulp adventure stories. The project failed,
but my stories, at least, remain.
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