This page contains all my stories that don't fit any particular category or there aren't enough in that category to get their own major page, or whatever. A few of these can be found on other pages as well. I included them here in case...well, just cause I could.

All characters are copyrighted/trademarked etc by their creators
(who mostly aren't me:) So don't sue me, I'm broke.
 
 

BAILESUCOM Stories

I have done a series of stories which are written as if they were INFOCOM Text Adventure transcripts.  Here they are:
 

• A Chibi-Chibi Forever Voyaging: This is an INFOCOM game parody; it is written as a transcript in which you are Chibi-Chibi, enigmatic and excessively cute small child with afunny hair-do.  All you want is a glass of water, but you're going to go through hell to get it.  COMPLETE
• Eudial M for Murder:  You are Eudial.  Your favorite color is red.  You have your own car.  Your quest is to find the Messiah.  Without getting picked off by your associates in the Witches Five.  Without getting killed off by the Sailors.  Without missing your soap operas.  Without being kidnapped by an alien and forced into a weight gain clinic.   PARTIAL DRAFT.
• Photo Sticker Quest:  An Infocom parody story, using the cast and situations of the video game/anime/manga Love Hina.  It's not a very hard quest.  All you want is for six women you know to pose with you for photo stickers.  That couldn't possibly be THAT hard, could it?  COMPLETE
• Shampoo's Quest:    This story can be blamed on Stefan Gagne, who showed me a story that was a parody of an INFOCOM adventure game. Given that I loved those games, it inspired me to create a Ranma 1/2 Infocom adventure transcript, which you'll find here.  TASS Awards Award for Annual 1997, 6th place (tie) COMPLETE
• Slayers:  Grue:  This is a parody of Zork itself, starring the Slayers' cast.  PARTIAL DRAFT.

Bubblegum Crisis Stories

I have yet to finish a very canonical BGC story, but you'll find my attempts here.

Bubblegum Exodus:  This story, if I ever finish it (don't hold your breath) would have involved a robot messiah and a lot of me (the author) trying to look clever by translating the events of the Book of Exodus into Mega-Tokyo.  INCOMPLETE, LIKELY TO STAY THAT WAY.
 
 

Crossovers

Anime-Anime Crossovers

• Still Waters Run Deep:  This is my Ranma/UY crossover series! See Ataru fall in the pool of the drowned girl! See Shinobu throw lightning! See the wrath of the truant officer! See Ataru chase Ranma-chan! See Ryuunosuke go on a blind date with Tsubasa! More shape-changing fun than you can shake a stick at!  Six episodes to date, one by Jeff Hosmer. A sporadically continuing series.
• RanmaPunk 2033:  A Ranma 1/2 / BGC crossover! See Boomers get their heads chopped off with Spatulas! See Ranma and Priss duke it out! See Genom try to wreck another major city! See the Knight Sabers get really, really confused! See everyone get manipulated! Including the manipulators! Fun! Fun! fun!  TASS Awards Award for Annual 1994, 13th place (tie)  COMPLETE
• Children of Fire:  Children of Fire is a Sailor Moon/Ranma fusion which rebuilds the history of both series from the ground up. It opens with Ranma's arrival in Tokyo, where his father intends him to honor his engagement to Rei Hino and takes off from there.  A CONTINUING SERIES.
• Marmalade Moon:  A Sailor Moon/Marmalade Boy/El Hazard/AMG fusion/crossover/something or another. Miki wishes her life was more interesting. Big mistake when a meddling goddess is listening. Now, she is Tennis Warrior Moon, and her life is becoming more interesting than most people would wish on their worst enemies. A CONTINUING SERIES.
• My Mega-Crossover Universe
• Dance of Shiva: This story is a mega-crossover of BGC/TM/SM/AMG and many other series. The year is 2034. Life seems much the same as normal for our heroines, the Sabers. Get up in the morning, blow up a few boomers, pretend to have a normal life, eat, go to bed. But behind the veneer of normality, trouble is brewing, for the city has been targeted for destruction. The Dance of Shiva is about to begin.   COMPLETE
• Black Moon Rising:  Black Moon Rising is the story of Arcadia N'goya, a traveller from 1500 years in the future of Crystal Tokyo, hunted by the survivors of the Black Moon Cult. Drawn to the past by a Time Key, she finds herself in the middle of a society that seems impossible to her, a dream to which she knows the ending, an ending of destruction and death. Her arrival sets the events in motion that may bring that end far sooner than she anticipates, for it is her arrival and her means of arrival which may make possible the the victory of her most bitter enemies, for the Black Moon Crisis is about to begin...   COMPLETE
• GALACTIC ENCYCLOPEDIA:  This is a reference for my Mega-Crossover Universe, containing large amounts of back story, future history, etc.  SPORADICALLY UPDATED.
• Symphony of the Sabers:  Nene's Big Adventure.  This was intended to be one of four Dance of Shiva sequels, one per Knight Sabre.  It may be the only one which will ever get finished.  I will likely finish this once I manage to remember what my plan for it was.  ^^;;;   INCOMPLETE, BUT WILL BE FINISHED EVENTUALLY
• Revenge:  You may or may not know what a Revenge Fic is.  You may, in fact, know TOO MUCH.  In which case you should avoid this.  This wasn't the story which triggered that tidal wave, just my response to the very first one, whose author I no longer remember.  In this, my characters set out to get even with me for all I've put them through.  Yes, it's a Self-Insert.  I have been told I should have been more cruel to myself, and this is likely true.  You may like this, or you may hate me.  But here it is. COMPLETE
• The Tesla Agenda:  The Cast of Ranma 1/2 writes a BGC fanfic round robin.  I co-wrote this with Travis Butler and Mike Loader (with several contributions by Nick Leifker as well) and quite enjoyed it.  COMPLETE
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• Wheel of Time Related Crossovers
• Ranma 1/2 | Wheel of Time crossover: Ta'averen 1/2:  A story that melds elements of Ranma 1/2 and The Wheel of Time fantasy series. A continuing saga that even has its own mailing list! Carl Macek is about to escape from the prision in which he was resealed by the Ronin at the end of the last age, and against him stands only a lonely band of farm folk from the tiny village of Nerima's field, a cranky old Aes Sedai, her stoic warder,and a half-blind old gleeman...but among those farm folk is the Ronin reborn... THIS PROJECT IS NOW LONG DEAD, BUT HAS BEEN REBOOTED WITH JUST ME WRITING AND A FAIR NUMBER OF CHANGES.  SEE BELOW.
• Parallel Lives: A Ranma 1/2 Wheel of Time crossover. This is based on a TP we did a long time ago at Animemush. Akane is stranded in another world (the world of the Wheel of Time) and everyone has to go looking for her, but this isn't quite your normal rescue, because Akane has never been mistaken for the saviour of the world before...Currently up to chapter 15. A Continuing Series.
• Wheel of Anime:  This is the Reboot of Ta'averen 1/2.  The early chapters of Ta'veren 1/2 have been rewritten, cast changes made and the whole project given a kick in the butt.  While coming slowly, I still expect to finish before Jordan does. Currently up to Chapter 4 of Book 2.   A Continuing Series.
• End of the Third Age:  This is a Godzilla / Wheel of Time / Tales of the Floating Vagabond Story.  GO GO GODZILLA!!!!!!  COMPLETE
• World of Darkness Related Crossovers
• Chasing the Moon and the Sun:  Chasing the Moon and the Sun is a Sailor Moon/Changeling fusion, in which the Senshi must stop the century from ending with the Fenris Wolf devouring the sun. The fact that they don't remember ever BEING magical warriors isn't going to help... A CONTINUING SERIES.   SORT OF.  I WILL FINISH THIS EVENTUALLY, I HOPE.
• Ranma vs. the Sabbat:  One of many unfinished Christmas Break projects; Akane gets vampirized, Ranma goes to war with the Sabbat.  UNLIKELY TO BE CONTINUED, THOUGH YOU NEVER KNOW.
• Vampire Moon 1 and Vampire Moon 2 (Incomplete) An unfinished project of Jeff and I in which the Senshi are vampires in the World of Darkness.  Fairly well dead.
• Nine Princes in Anime: From the Start of Chapter 2:  Ukyou, Yuu, and I took some of the 'family fortune' and bought ourselves a black van for the trip to Anime, the Eternal City. Ukyou wanted to get a jeep, but you can put a lot more guns in the back of a van. We also grabbed some clothing, music, and other things you need on a quest to take over a city with three people. Yeah, we sounded insane...we were. I think the only reason Ukyou came was that she wanted to be with me, and Yuu wouldn't help her take me to an insane asylum. We also got my sword rack from our house and some knick knacks we didn't want to leave behind. Then we locked up, turned on the burglar alarm and hit the road. I let Yuu drive.  This is a fusion of Zelazny's Amber series with a variety of anime series. It is a continuing project, currently up to chapter 4. I've completed the first book, and will eventually launch into book two.
• My DC/Anime Fusion Page:   This page is dedicated to some silly stories set in a universe fusing the DC superheroes universe with various anime series. So far, I've done two stories in the 'Silly Origins' subseries; once I do the secret origins of the major chars, I'll be moving into some other more elaborate tales. ON HOLD UNLESS INSPIRATION STRIKES.
• Sailor Moon/Arthurian Crossover page:  This is a link to my collection of Sailor Moon/Arthurian story cycle crossovers. This is a joint project of myself and Chris Davies, who swears he will eventually write the earlier stories of the cycle. Honest :) Currently Completed are A Senshi in Queen Rei's Court, and  "The Healing of Senshi Urre", also found on Jeanne Hedge's excellent short story page (See link above). Enjoy!  ALL PROJECTS CURRENTLY COMPLETE, BUT I MAY POKE AWAY AT THIS SOME DAY.
• Arise from your slumber--A SM/Eternal Champion Crossover:  This is...well, an unusual story. It's one of my few that uses an experimental writing style. It is set at the end of the dark years of the Great Ice that precedes the founding of Crystal Tokyo. The fate of the world rests in the hands of a woman who can't even remember her own name...let alone how to save it.   COMPLETE
• Bubblegum Complex:  The Story of the Trouble Sabres.  This is a Bubblegum Crisis / Paranoia alt universe story  The Knight Sabres are a group of elite troubleshooters in a society ruled by an insane computer.  A dark comedy.  A CONTINUING SERIES.   SORT OF.  I WILL FINISH THIS EVENTUALLY, I HOPE.
• Slayers:  Exile:  This story involves Lina and company, exiled out of their home universe into the universe of Mystara.  It's all Xellos' fault.  Really. A CONTINUING SERIES.   SORT OF.  I WILL FINISH THIS EVENTUALLY, I HOPE.
• Baroquemon:  This is what happens when my brain has nothing better to keep it busy.  This is sort of Pokemon in the Baroque era (mid-sixteenth century). It stars Ash as King Louis XIV of France, Misty as Queen Christina of Sweeden, and Brock as King Charles II of England, searching for the things they need to take back their thrones...  INCOMPLETE AND UNLIKELY TO BE FINISHED UNLESS INSPIRATION HITS.
• Random Elements:  A Dirty Pair / Foundation Story.  The Dirty Pair try to take a vacation and end up destroying the Seldon Plan.  Oops.  Chapter 1 is done, but the story is unfinished overall.  INCOMPLETE, MAY EVENTUALLY BE FINISHED.
• Stormbreeders:  A Geobreeders / TORG story.  I used this as backstory for the group of Geobreeder-based NPCs I use in my TORG games.  However, I never finished it.   INCOMPLETE, MAY EVENTUALLY BE FINISHED.
• The Fandom Menace:  A Star Wars / Anime parody of The Phantom Menace.  Didn't get much done before that Christmas vacation ended.   INCOMPLETE AND UNLIKELY TO BE FINISHED UNLESS INSPIRATION HITS.
• Travesty of the Daleks:  One Christmas break I was inspired to begin this story, but never finished it.  It is a Dr. Who / Futaba-kun Change fanfic.  INCOMPLETE, MAY EVENTUALLY BE FINISHED.
• Nirnaeth Arnoediad (Battle of Unnumbered Tears):  This is an AMG / Evangelion / Tolkein story, involving what eventually happened to the Silmarils lost into the earth in the time of Second Impact. "In all the deeds of Melkor the Morgoth upon Arda, in his vast works and in the deceits of his cunning, Sauron had a part, and was only less evil than his master in that for long he served another and not himself.  But in after years, he rose like a shadow of Morgoth and a ghost of his malice, and walked behind him on the same ruinous path into the Void." -- "The Valaquenta", The Silmarillion, J. R. R. Tolkien    INCOMPLETE AND UNLIKELY TO BE FINISHED UNLESS INSPIRATION HITS.
• Call of Kyoto:  This was a Lovecraft / Kenshin humor round robin which Mike Loader and I began but never finished.  INCOMPLETE AND UNLIKELY TO BE FINISHED UNLESS INSPIRATION HITS.

Cthulhu Crossovers

If H.P. Lovecraft and Terry Pratchett collaborated to do a Scooby-doo story, they might have written this. Or maybe not.   COMPLETE

Children of an Elder God (Rod's Archive)
Children of an Elder God (My Archive)

An Evangelion Elseworlds I'm co-authoring with RPM.

TURNING and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
 

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

---The Second Coming--William Yeats

For millenia, humanity has played at being kings and queens, at ruling the world they call home. Now, the car is pulling into the drive...

A CONTINUING SERIES.   AND CLOSE TO COMPLETION!!!!!!!

Kimagure Orange Road Stories

She's Got the Power:  This is an unfinished project in the backstory of the Dance of Shiva universe, dealing with Hikaru's acquisition of psychic abilities.  HOPEFULLY TO BE FINISHED EVENTUALLY.
 

School Rumble Stories

My School Rumble stories have their own page here.

Utena Stories

My Utena stories have their own page here.

Non-Anime Stories

The Color of Trust

This is the most depressing story I have ever written. It is a tragedy set in the Wheel of Time universe, dealing with one reason why no one trusts Aes Sedai.

Getting into the Red

This is a lighthearted story of four thieves trying to steal back the load of cinnabryl a group of orcs stole from them while they were trying to steal it from each other. It is set in the 'Savage Coast' region of Mystara, an AD&D game setting.

The Summer People

I do write original fiction occassionally in which everything is completely of my own creation. Usually no one actually wants to read it though :) But I keep writing anyway. Maybe I'm just insane.

This is a continuing story of two relatively normal college students who are drawn into the war between the Seelie and Unseelie Fae. Angela Bedos-Rezak and Harry Crags are about to find out the world is far stranger than they knew.

The Eternal Game

This is a lighthearted fantasy spoof of the 'People from our world go to other world and save it" genre. Terri, Hayao, Karin, and Andrew have been chosen by the dieties Athena, Baltor (Not to be confused with Balto), Ehlviz, and Sandy to save the world of Karinth, the setting of their favorite RPG, Advanced Tunnels and Wombats.

Needless to say, this was NOT a very wise decision on the part of either group :)

Cadfael's Bridge

This is an odd Arthurian story from the viewpoint of a bridge. UNFINISHED, UNLIKELY TO BE FINISHED UNLESS INSPIRATION STRIKES

Circle of Seasons

This is a WOD Changeling story, about an old Grump being pulled back into the life she thought she'd left when an old friend shows up. UNFINISHED, UNLIKELY TO BE FINISHED UNLESS INSPIRATION STRIKES

The Pearl Homepage

This is the remains of an anthology project set in an alternate history designed for telling pulp adventure stories.  The project failed, but my stories, at least, remain.
 

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