This page contains all my stories that don't fit any particular category or there aren't enough in that category to get their own major page, or whatever. A few of these can be found on other pages as well. I included them here in case...well, just cause I could.

All characters are copyrighted/trademarked etc by their creators
(who mostly aren't me:) So don't sue me, I'm broke.


I have done a series of stories which are written as if they were INFOCOM Text Adventure transcripts.  Here they are:

Bubblegum Crisis Stories

I have yet to finish a very canonical BGC story, but you'll find my attempts here.

Bubblegum Exodus:  This story, if I ever finish it (don't hold your breath) would have involved a robot messiah and a lot of me (the author) trying to look clever by translating the events of the Book of Exodus into Mega-Tokyo.  INCOMPLETE, LIKELY TO STAY THAT WAY.


My brain endless cross-fertilizes series.  It is my nature.  My blessing and my curse.  Here's some of the things I've unleashed on an unsuspecting world.

Anime-Anime Crossovers

Anime - Non-Anime Crossovers

Cthulhu Crossovers

The Insects from Shaggy

If H.P. Lovecraft and Terry Pratchett collaborated to do a Scooby-doo story, they might have written this. Or maybe not.   COMPLETE

Gendou with ominous text

Children of an Elder God (Rod's Archive)
Children of an Elder God (My Archive)

An Evangelion Elseworlds I'm co-authoring with RPM.

TURNING and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

---The Second Coming--William Yeats

Sometimes, children go into their parent's closet and dressup, pretending to be their parents, acting as if they were in charge, as if they ruled the house, as if they were the kings and queens of the Earth. But then their parents come home, and the game is revealed as a lie.

For millenia, humanity has played at being kings and queens, at ruling the world they call home. Now, the car is pulling into the drive...

After 10,000 untold aeons, IT IS FINISHED!!!!!

Kimagure Orange Road Stories

She's Got the Power:  This is an unfinished project in the backstory of the Dance of Shiva universe, dealing with Hikaru's acquisition of psychic abilities.  HOPEFULLY TO BE FINISHED EVENTUALLY.

Lucky Star Stories

The Hidden Shrine of Tamao-Chan (Lucky Star/D&D):  March 22, 2013.  This is a one-shot in which Konata and her friends try to play D&D and discover why you never want to let Konata be your DM.

Mai Hime Stories

Mai Hime Future: 23 years later, the Hime are older and have children of their own.  Is history about to repeat itself? CONTINUING SERIES
Unlimited Food Porn: Fate/Stay Night, Sailor Moon, and Mai Hime collide.  Usagi is a perfectly normal girl who doesn't remember rewriting history AT ALL until she becomes involved in the Fifth Grail War, when all the alterations made to history by too many heroines come home to roost...  COMPLETE

My Little Pony Stories

Mystara's Little Ponies:  Friendship is Adventuring: Only fools, madmen, and adventuring parties go into the Malpheggi, the swamp beyond the Everfree Forest. It can be left as an exercise for the reader as to which of these categories Samus Marcus (a Thyatian swordsman, or so he says) and Ivan (his companion in trouble) fall into. When they are rescued by the registered adventuring party, the Elements of Harmony, a grand quest across the D&D world of Mystara begins. Together they face culture shock, international politics, romance, dungeons, and a dragon with a grudge as Marcus learns how to trust his new friends and make up for his past mistakes while the Elements of Harmony try to save Equestria from a threat which proves more... complicated... than they originally thought. Also, pie.  And hats.  A D&D (Mystara)/MLP Crossover.  Initial story is complete, but sequel stories in progress.

School Rumble Stories

My School Rumble stories have their own page here.

Utena Stories

My Utena stories have their own page here.

Non-Anime Stories

I don't write too many non-anime stories, but I have composed a few such tales.

The Color of Trust

This is the most depressing story I have ever written. It is a tragedy set in the Wheel of Time universe, dealing with one reason why no one trusts Aes Sedai.

Getting into the Red

This is a lighthearted story of four thieves trying to steal back the load of cinnabryl a group of orcs stole from them while they were trying to steal it from each other. It is set in the 'Savage Coast' region of Mystara, an AD&D game setting.

The Summer People

I do write original fiction occassionally in which everything is completely of my own creation. Usually no one actually wants to read it though :) But I keep writing anyway. Maybe I'm just insane.

This is a continuing story of two relatively normal college students who are drawn into the war between the Seelie and Unseelie Fae. Angela Bedos-Rezak and Harry Crags are about to find out the world is far stranger than they knew.

The Eternal Game

This is a lighthearted fantasy spoof of the 'People from our world go to other world and save it" genre. Terri, Hayao, Karin, and Andrew have been chosen by the dieties Athena, Baltor (Not to be confused with Balto), Ehlviz, and Sandy to save the world of Karinth, the setting of their favorite RPG, Advanced Tunnels and Wombats.

Needless to say, this was NOT a very wise decision on the part of either group :)

Cadfael's Bridge

This is an odd Arthurian story from the viewpoint of a bridge. UNFINISHED, UNLIKELY TO BE FINISHED UNLESS INSPIRATION STRIKES

Circle of Seasons

This is a WOD Changeling story, about an old Grump being pulled back into the life she thought she'd left when an old friend shows up. UNFINISHED, UNLIKELY TO BE FINISHED UNLESS INSPIRATION STRIKES

The Pearl Homepage

This is the remains of an anthology project set in an alternate history designed for telling pulp adventure stories.  The project failed, but my stories, at least, remain.

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