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In the not-too-distant future--
Next Sunday A.D.--
There was a guy named Bailesu,
Not too different from you or me.
He studied at the University of Maryland,
Just another grad student in a red t-shirt
He did a good job studying that British place,
But his professors didn't like him
So they shot him into Kansas...
We'll send him lots of fanfic,
The most we can find (la-la-la).
He'll have to sit and read them all,
And we'll monitor his mind (la-la-la).
Now keep in mind Bailesu can't control
Where the fanfics begin or end (la-la-la)
Because he used that part of the budget
To hire some helpful friends.
Commentator Roll Call: (Let's go!)
John Walter Biles as Dread Space Pirate Bailesu! (The egotistical God of
Fanfiction, just ask him :))
Amy Anderson as Mizuno Ami! (The helpful commentator)
David Hasslehoff as Morobishi Ataru (The useless commentator)
If you're wondering how he finds time to eat and study
and other grad school facts (la la la),
Then repeat to yourself, "It's his life,
I should really just relax
For Mystery Fanfic Commentary Theatre 3000!"
For about a year, I did a series of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 style commentaries on stories on the FFML. Eventually, I became too snowed down by other things to continue, but here's the fruits of my labor. I did one teamup with Albercrombie the Space Gopher; I still wonder what happened to him.
Last Update: September 2, 2004
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