Prologue: The King and Queen were dead, and anarchy stalked the land. The mists were sweeping over dozens of realms, returning them to the chaos from which they were created. Others simply shrank, inch by inch, fighting back against the mists, as someone tried to take the place of their now missing lord. It would be decades before those left behind understood what had happened. In an instant, the greater nobility had been wiped out and the sidhe entirely destroyed as a race, sent to be reborn on Earth and forget who they were for a time. One day, it would be called the Great Disaster, but for now, it was simply called the Day of Death. All of Arcadia was forged from the Mists of Chaos by the will of humans and fae. When those wills faltered, so did their realms, for in Arcadia, the Lord or Lady and the Land are one. Many realms ceased to exist as Lord, Lady, and all known heirs vanished in a wave of darkness and light. But a few realms survived, hidden away, almost impossible to find, saved by some artifact or unfathomable quirk of nature. Yet, they became lost, legends even to the fae. They became forgotten, secret, arcane. But secrets are meant to be discovered... *************** The Summer People: Chapter 10: Changing of the Seasons *************** Angel said: It wasn't too hard to stay up all night and keep watch while Alex slept, but it got pretty boring. I can't read the weird Sidhe script, and they didn't have any books in English. Just before sunrise, I woke Alex up because I heard horns in the distance. What I saw was pretty surreal. Out the window, I could see the Wild Hunt charging towards the building. Alex is a heavy sleeper like me, and I was starting to get desperate because she wouldn't wake up. Then the sun came up across the water and struck them. Most of the wolves and ravens spontaneously combusted, evaporating in the sunlight. However, dozens of them turned into faeries of various kinds who collapsed. Herne himself became some sidhe on a horse. I'd never seen a horse faint before. The servants rushed out of the house and grabbed 'Herne', and once I got Alex to FINALLY get out of bed, we went downstairs and joined them. 'Herne' was a Sidhe, with pale skin, grey eyes and silver hair, dressed in very nice court clothing in white and black. He looked familiar, but I couldn't quite place him. The butler went off to try to communicate with the royal palace and see how things were there, while Alex and I trussed up 'Herne' with some rope and prepared to play 'Good Cop'/'Bad Cop' with him. The servants went to work trying to sort out all the unfortunates who had been caught up in the pack. He woke up eventually. I was sitting on one side of him, Alex on the other, at the long dining table. "Good morning, Herne. Would you like to tell us how you found us and who you are?" He looked at me and laughed. "I must say this is the first time that the leader of the Wild Hunt has actually been captured, as far as I know. I must have gotten carried away and not noticed the sun was coming up." Trying to stretch didn't work well since we had bound his arms. "My name is Opal. And you are Titania, the sidhe formerly known as Angela." He grinned. "You know me?" I thought a moment. "Wait, you're Splinter's lover?" He nodded. "Did you capture her too?" I shook my head. "Was she around to be captured?" Cocking his head, he thought for a moment. "I seem to remember seeing her at some point. My memories of being Herne are rather fuzzy. Before you ask, yes, the hunt was sent to capture you and Harry. The Queen thinks you're both fake faeries. She has the real Titania and Strongheart salted away somewhere." Alex frowned. "Why are you being so cooperative?" He shrugged. "If I don't cooperate, it'll just be beaten out of me, or one of Glorianna's mind magicians will page through my brain. I haven't said anything really secret yet, anyway." "So what was she going to do with us when she got us?" "Do I look like the Queen's confidant? I would have much rather have gone with Splinter to help her get her siblings back. Some fruitcake has kidnapped them. Ever heard of a guy named Martius?" I blinked. "He broke into my room while I was asleep yesterday and said a lot of weird things. Ever heard of Ariadne or Medea? Or Bialla or the Rite of Enlightenment?" He tensed. "What exactly did he say? Tell me everything!" Now, he looked worried. "You're in no place to make demands, MISTER OPAL!" Alex shouted and smacked the table with her fist. It broke. Opal's eyes got big. He muttered something about ogres, then said, "Bialla was Teleute's mother. She and Martius ruled the Unseelie Court before the Great Disaster. The Rite of Enlightenment is a thing of legend, but it is supposed to greatly augment the magical abilities of any faerie who completes it. No one knows for sure if it really exists or not. If Glorianna knows how to do it..." "She must know how," I said. "He said if she performs it AGAIN..." "If she had performed the rite of Enlightenment, she would have come and blown Queen Teleute's castle to rubble. She would have buried us by now. But still...I can't see why he would think she had done it before..." he frowned. "You're hiding something," Alex said, glaring at Opal. "So are you, Wildbriar," he said, staring at her. "Something rather important. Hiding how you feel about someone only leads to trouble." His voice was compassionate. "You'll never know if you never say anything." I grabbed Alex's arm, as she was about to knock Opal into next week. "You bastard! Stay out of my HEAD!" "Calm down, Alex. We can't just kill him for...umm...whatever he just did." "I let my big mouth run away with me," he said, looking scared. "I have two magical knacks. I'm good with time magic and I can sense people's secrets sometimes. Usually, I have the sense to keep my mouth shut about them." He sighed. "I usually end up wishing I didn't know." I let go of Alex once she started to calm down. "You ought to know better than to taunt an ogre." "I know. So what are you going to do with me?" "See what else you know," I said. "Then give you to Mother to deal with, I guess. Then we're gonna go find Harry." We didn't get much else useful out of him, mostly because we didn't know the right questions to ask. I did finally think of one important question. "So where you actually in that castle in the Mists of Creation that Splinter imprisoned me in or was that just Splinter bluffing?" He blinked. "What the hell are you talking about? Splinter won't go near the mists ever since she...They scare her." Alex laughed. "Nice try, but we were both there. She carried off Angel and Harry and I had to rescue her." He cocked his head. "She hasn't tried to do anything to you two since she broke up that revel." He frowned for no apparent reason. "And she won't go near the mists. Not again. She nearly got killed." "You're LYING!" Alex bellowed. "I don't know what the hell happened to you people, but Splinter had NOTHING to do with it. Maybe it was some Fetch playing a prank or something." "KIDNAPPING IS NOT A PRANK!" Alex stepped forward and I had to pull her back again. Now he looked more scared. "C'mon, I wouldn't bother to claim it if it wasn't true. You think I WANT her to rip my arms off?" "Why would anyone in their right mind want to impersonate Splinter?" I asked. "Hey, she's not THAT bad," he said, frowning. "She's tried to kill me several times!" He sighed. "She doesn't take losing well." Now I was getting agitated and Alex had to hold me back. "Trying to KILL me is a bit extreme!" "She just wanted to humiliate you the way she felt you'd humiliated her." He sighed. "She's spent most of her life being humiliated in one way or another and..." "I don't care! That's no excuse!" The interrogation went downhill from there. *************** Harry said: "Well, let's explore while we're waiting to see if we're gonna die." Bluefang, the Ice Drake, turned back into a blue bird and sat on Jennifer's shoulder. She began singing a cheery tune. Jennifer said, "Stay ready to transform if they show up. I guess we can wait for Samhain to end here as well as we can wait anywhere else." She started walking towards the ruins and I followed her. "This is kinda creepy, though. Arcadia doesn't normally have ruins...oh, wait, we might be in some of the Legendary Realms. Some of them do have ruins." She frowned. "Why no ruins?" "Because in Arcadia, realms that are abandoned dwindle away and cease to exist fairly quickly. Faerie lands need people to live. A few lords do create ruins for atmosphere, though, and some of the legendary realms have ruins that are part of the legends." The architecture of the realm looked Greek, with lots of Corinthian columns and bas-relief carvings all over everything, especially around entrances. I could make out a pattern as I studied it. There was a huge building in the center, and smaller buildings around it at eight points, forming a huge octagon. "Maybe this is from a Greek legend." She cocked her head and thought for a long moment. "Yeah, I think you're right, Harry. Makes me wish I had a time affinity." We passed a ruined building with its roof and right wall gone. There were stalls inside and the remains of a loft. A stable, I guessed. Inside the circle of buildings, there was the remains of a garden encircling the palace in the middle. Some of the flower beds were recognizable, but in most places, the plants had run wild into a tangled mess. I could hear them talking to each other, a low undercurrent. They sounded surprised to have visitors. I should have thought of this a long time ago, I thought. I knelt down and said to them, "Where are we?" "The realm of Mimr the Oracle," a pansy replied. "Have you come to give him the girl?" I shook my head, while Jennifer watched. "No, I haven't come to give him the girl." She started. "Where is the oracle?" "By the great well inside the palace. Did one of the Queens send you?" "No, we're just running from the Wild Hunt." "Oh. Okay." Jennifer looked impatient. "So where are we?" "Ever heard of Mimr the Oracle?" I asked her, standing back up. "I think Mim was an evil dwarf in something." She looked around. "An oracle, eh? Maybe we should go see him." "He's in the palace." I took the lead this time. "This should be interesting. Prophecies are usually fun." ************ Angel said: We took Opal back to the Palace with us and sat down with Mother to decide what to do next. "Scrying doesn't find Harry?" I asked. She nodded, frowning. "We know he's alive, but not where. Still, if he rode off on an icedrake, the Unseelie almost certainly have him. Icedrakes are virtually all Unseelie. For obvious reasons." She turned to Alex. "The royal declaration of your title will be promulgated this afternoon. I thank you again for your protecting my daughter." Alex blushed. "It was nothing. She'd do the same thing for me." "It is good to have friends that loyal." Mother smiled. "You will need good and loyal friends in the days to come, Titania. I hope to rule for many years yet, but it is never too soon to start building your power base. A queen has to know who her true friends are." Me a queen. I took a few minutes off to boggle at the thought. "It'll be a long time before I'm ready to be queen." "There is much you must learn, but we'll have plenty of time. Now, you just enjoy yourself, while we search for Strongheart. We'll find him soon. Don't worry." Being told to not worry isn't very useful advice. ************** Harry said: Once upon a time, the palace was a beautiful thing of marble and pearl, but now it was just a crumbling wreck with collapsed ceilings and vine-coated pillars everywhere. One of the previous residents had apparently liked plants, because there were dozens, maybe hundreds of kinds of plants growing wild everywhere, and dozens of little statues of various kinds of plants as well. There was also a strong sky motif, with mosaics of the sky and little 'cloud' symbols embossed into many of the surviving pillars and archways. I could tell this had been beautiful once, and that it had been abandoned for a very long time. Trees grew inside rooms clearly not designed to have trees in them, and some of them had to be hundreds of years old. After plowing through all this wreckage, I was shocked to find that the central courtyard was in perfect shape. The large garden surrounding a huge circular well at least twenty feet in diameter was neat and perfectly kept, with grass that looked recently mowed. The marble and pearl walkways were in perfect shape, without even a single blade of grass piercing between tiles. Jennifer said, "I guess the Oracle likes to keep this place up. I'm surprised everything else is so trashed." She looked around. "I wonder where he's hiding." I nearly jumped out of my skin when a sphere rose up from the other side of the well into the air. It was about four feet in diameter, and hairy. When it rotated to face us, I realized it wasn't a sphere...it was a HUGE human head. It's eyes were two different colors, one blue and the other hazel. For that matter, the hazel eye looked to be too small for the socket, only half as big as the other one, which was rather disturbing. "What the..." Jennifer whipped out her sword and stared at it warily. "Looks like a giant's head to me, but...they don't normally fly around by themselves." "Maybe the rest of his body is invisible and he was lying down." I theorized. He laughed. "Of all the reactions I have gotten over the years, no one has ever accused me of having an invisible body," the head boomed. "I am Mimr the oracle. Long have I awaited..." he paused and stared at Jennifer, frowning. "What are YOU doing here?" "We got chased here by the Wild Hunt." She frowned. "What are YOU doing here?" "When eight became four, I was appointed to guard this place until its lord and lady returned. To preserve it, that it might not dwindle away into the mists. And to dispense wisdom to those worthy to gain it. To those willing to pay the price or take the risk." He stared at Jennifer. "Who are you that walks masked before me?" Jennifer assumed her mortal form, casting off the Maid Marian illusion. "I am Jennifer Cochrane." She looked uneasy. Mimr looked mildly confused. "How strange. Perhaps I'm getting senile. Or the fates choose to weave their web in another manner than once they did." If he hadn't been a floating head, he probably would have shrugged. "I assume you know the rules?" Jennifer frowned. "We told you we ended up here because we were running for our lives. What rules?" "Those who would drink from the well of wisdom, or seek the answers to three questions, must defeat me in a riddle contest or make a great sacrifice of some kind." "Any three questions? Anything at all?" Jennifer asked. "What happens if we lost the riddle contest?" I asked. "Any three questions. The future, the past, the present, all are open to me. If you lose, you die. Of course, being fae, you'll just awaken in the land of the dead tomorrow morning, but you'll never be able to find your way back for a second chance, and you'll lose everything you're carrying." He smiled. "Or you could choose to sacrifice something of great value to you. The bigger the sacrifice, the more you'll see when you drink from the well. Most people go for the questions, since you have no way to control what the well reveals to you, which is usually a lot more than you can get from three questions, but not always what you wanted." I thought about it. The idea of risking death didn't appeal to me, even if I was supposed to survive it. Especially not when I'd lose all my credit cards, my bank card, my driver's license, and my student id. Jennifer said, "All right. I'll riddle with you. I have some questions I need answered." "You sure about that?" If she died, I was gonna be stranded, but I couldn't quite bring myself to blurt that out. It would sound kinda selfish. Mimr smiled. "We each take turns asking the other a riddle. Whoever cannot answer three riddles first loses. As the guest, you get to ask the first riddle, so it does give you a slight advantage. However, I've heard thousands of riddles, so I hope you know some new ones." Jennifer grinned. "I like riddles. You should just be glad my lover isn't here. He'd eat you alive." "Well, he is answering questions right now..." Mimr trailed off, then smiled. "Let's get to it." "I assume that asking, 'What have I got in my pocket?' is not a valid riddle?" I asked, sitting down. He laughed. "Quite." The riddles flew fast and furious at first, then more slowly. They both worked their way through a lot of the more common riddles, then into harder ones. Finally, the first stumper happened. Jennifer pursed her lips and thought for a moment. "I light the skies at night at times; distant explorers tap my power to guide them; children use me as a toy; one day I may be used to fly; yet no man can see me directly with his eyes. What am I?" There was a long silence. Mimr finally said, "I believe you have finally gotten me." "Magnetism." The thought struck me. If he can answer any question, then how could anyone EVER stump him with riddles. I asked him. "There is a difference between what I know and what I can answer with my oracular abilities. Quite a difference. I would not bother with riddle contests otherwise." Fair enough. Otherwise, I supposed he'd know what riddles to ask to stump Jennifer right off the bat as well. "I am born, live, and die an unlucky number of times each year. What am I?" Mimr asked. Jennifer frowned. "Unlucky by what cultural standard?" "Yours." She hemmed and hawed and paced back and forth. "Some kind of bug?" "The moon." "The moon only goes through a complete cycle once a month!" I shook my head. "Once a lunar month, which is 28 days. Thirteen lunar months in a year, plus one extra day." Jennifer shouted in frustration, and I felt a little smarter. *************** Angel said: Sunday went by with agonizing slowness. I ended up going to probably the only Anglican service in the world in which half the congregation had pointed ears and the other half had blue, green, or orange hair and/or skin. I'm Methodist, but as far as I can tell, we haven't been too successful at spreading the Gospel in Arcadia, although there aren't any Mormons either. Glorianna still attended Anglican services, so the Palace's chapel was Anglican. One of the Archbishops of Canterbury, in fact, presided, having apparently been a faerie himself. This had given Anglicanism a certain edge in the Seelie lands, as you might guess. I spent most of Sunday fending off suitors and touring the palace which is huge. Eight stories above ground and five under ground, with five huge wings and a larger center. Several thousand people live inside the building, and there's room for hundreds of guests. The major nobles had semi-permanent guest quarters. We spent a fair amount of time hauling furniture up to my new quarters. The servants were busy with repairs, so we didn't get much help. None of us had affinities that were much help with repairs, or likely we would have been put to work as well. The main thing I learned that day was how you became a noble in Seelie society. There were two kinds of nobles, service and landed nobles. Service nobles were created by the Queen as a reward for granted services. Landed nobles were those who had either entered the Mists of Creation and forged a new realm by the strength of their will, or had successfully mastered and reshaped an inherited realm. Inheritance was pretty rare, because normally you only inherited if the lord of a realm was forcibly reborn or died permanently, and this wasn't common. The rank of a landed noble was basically proportional to the size of his realm, and that reflected strength of will. Any faerie could potentially become a noble by entering the mists, but few had the strength of will, or the desire to become one with a land. That was the downside of the landed nobility. The survival of their lands depended on them, and the state of the land reflected their state of mind. The Queen or Duke or whatever and the land are one. If the ruler sinks into despair, his or her realm decays around her. Depending on if there is an heir and whether or not that heir can show up fast enough, a realm eventually crumbles back into mist after its lord or lady dies. Alex was a Countess now, which irritated some of the nobles, but I didn't care. Alex deserved it, in my opinion, as much as some of the whackos hanging around the court wearing powdered wigs. Still, whatever their opinion of her, they kissed up to her when they thought I was watching. It was intoxicating and a little disgusting at the same time. I'm not used to this much attention, especially not from men. At least fifteen men an hour tried to proposition me in some way, or shower me with flowers, or presented expensive gifts. Another ten or so were usually hitting on Tanya, and at least eight on Alex per hour. I couldn't keep track of the number of women Thomas had after him. Some of them looked like they were just trying to smooze up to the Queen's daughter's friends, but I think some of them were sincere. After a while, I could feel myself starting to eagerly anticipate the next flirtation. I was rather disgusted with myself, but my excitement was stronger than the disgust. More men had hit on me in one day than had hit on me in my entire life. What really shocked me was that I started flirting back. Winking, smiling, admiring gazes, ever so slightly lingering touches. It was a growing madness I didn't really want to fight. By our third hour of labor, I had a small pack of nobles carrying all the furniture for us and helping me pick out more furniture. Indeed, I ended up with more than I really needed, even after we refurnished rooms for Alex next to my suite. I was sweating, even though I had just been walking and flirting, because the Wild Hunt's attack had trashed the spells that had provided the magical equivalent of 'air conditioning' for the palace. Despite it being early November, it felt like summer. I didn't notice that Alex was sinking into a foul mood until we finished moving everything, and Lords Sword, Pitch, and Fishrun were lounging about, chatting with us. I was mostly listening as they gossiped with Tanya and Thomas about various people I didn't know much about. Alex grabbed my arm with a tight grip and said, "Milady Titania and I are quite sweaty from our labors. I believe I shall help her bathe. Perhaps we will see you later?" Her voice was tight and I could tell she was trying hard not to explode. Lord Sword stood and bowed. "I look forward to seeing you, oh beautiful lady ogre, and your lady." He was a tall black haired sidhe with a thin mustache. He grinned. "Should you need a strong back..." he began. "And a weak mind," Lord Fishrun said, interrupting Sword. He was short, with long blonde hair and a very, very nice figure. Most Sidhe weren't too muscular, but he clearly worked out. It took an effort not to stare at him all the time. Lord Pitch laughed. "I think that's our cue to leave before you two fight another duel." He began to drag them off. He was tall, with curly black hair, dressed in black and grey. Tanya glanced over at Alex and said, "We shall accompany you, I believe. I do not think I wish my love to bathe with Lady Titania." She winked. "At least not while I'm watching." Thomas blushed a bit and left with them. I waved to them. "Nice to meet you all. I hope to see you again tonight! I will need dancing partners a-plenty." I watched them leave, grinning like an idiot. The door closed, and Alex dragged me off into the suite's bathroom. It was tiled with blue tile and was quite nice, with a huge shower, big enough for four or five people, and a huge bath tub as well. One advantage of faerie magic is hot running water that never runs out. Even in one of MY showers. Alex claims she once read War and Peace while waiting for me to finish one. I started undressing and Alex went berserk (while undressing herself). "What the HELL do you think you're doing?" She was only a few decibels short of a shout. "I...uh...was just being friendly." I couldn't understand why she was so hacked off. It wasn't like she hadn't had men swarming all over her too. Unless maybe whoever she liked was one of the guys hitting on me. Maybe that was it. "It was just flirting." "It starts with just flirting," she said angrily, turning on the water, and playing with it to get it to the right heat. We both like pretty hot showers. "And if you weren't a faerie, it might stop there, but you're going to have to learn to control yourself, or you're going to start bedding half the nobles in the land." She shuddered slightly. "Like I did in high school. Except they weren't nobles." She sighed, then her voice sharpened again as she got into the shower. "You have a boyfriend you know. You think HE would have enjoyed watching you do that?" Maybe I had overdone it a bit. I still couldn't see why Alex was so mad, but...Tanya had warned me about how it was hard for Faeries to be faithful and so had Thomas. Maybe Alex was right. "I'm sorry." I stepped into the hot water, and instantly, I began to relax. I got some soap and started scrubbing myself. "I just...nobody ever wanted to flirt with me before." "That always baffled me. You were beautiful even as a mortal, and really nice, while I was pretty plain and usually depressed, but I had a ton of boyfriends. They all sucked, though, which probably explains it." She sighed, and balanced on one foot so she could scrub her right leg. "Soon as I got some taste, the well dried up." I was hopping about like a rabbit. I don't balance well on one foot, but I'm too lazy, or maybe too stupid to bend over to wash it. Bending over in a shower isn't too fun anyway. "Alex. I shouldn't pry, but...is there really someone you like right now? Like Opal said? Or was he just trying to confuse us?" I finished one leg and started on the other. "I shouldn't pry, but..." Then I remembered our earlier conversation, about the guy she had woken up with two nights ago. She sighed. "There's nobody that I want that I can have. All the good ones are taken." She sighed louder and scrubbed her arms. "Can you do my back?" Her voice was rather hesitant. "Sure." I lathered my hands and went to work. I could feel her trembling as I worked my way down her back. She's got the most humongous shoulderblades, I realized. Needs them for all those muscles, I guess. Alex was in her faerie form, and it's huge. She's so tense, I thought, and tried to massage her muscles a little, although I really had no clue what I was doing. "I think you need a good massage. You're so tense I can't see how you can stand it." Her voice trembled. "I'm fine." I could tell she was lying. I turned her around so the water would wash all the soap off, then put a hand on her shoulder. "I'm sorry I brought up the issue. I didn't mean to make you unhappy." "It's not your fault," she said quietly. "Let me do your back now." I relaxed as Alex cleaned my back off. Unlike me, Alex does know a little about massage, and it was very nice. I was ready to melt by the time she finished. Once we got dried off and got dressed, I gave her a hug. "Thanks, Alex. Why don't we just have a little private evening? We can play cards with Tanya and Thomas." "I hope they find Harry soon. We've got to get back to school tomorrow." "Ack." *************** Harry said: The contest took forever, or at least it felt like forever. I was pretty glad that I hadn't decided to take the riddle challenge, because I was pretty sure my butt would have gotten kicked. However, the sun was going down and I was seriously starving. "I don't suppose you've got anything I can eat, Mr. Mimr?" I asked. He shook his head. "I no longer eat." I sighed, and he suddenly cocked himself for a few seconds, then said, "Oh wait, there's some melons growing on the far side of the garden. I believe they're reasonably ripe." I nodded and went and got some. While they continued riddling, I borrowed Jennifer's sword and chopped them up into chunks, then started eating while they riddled onward. Jennifer took a food break, then finally got too tired to go on. Mimr nodded, and they agreed to continue in the morning. By that point, they each had failed to answer two riddles. The next stumper would settle matters. We found a nice open patch of ground to set up a fire, although sleeping on grass is not my idea of a fun time. It kept trying to whisper into my ear all night long. Bluefang simply perched in a nearby tree. Before we fell asleep, I told Jennifer, "You're SERIOUSLY good at riddles. I'd be in the land of the dead by now if I'd tried that. What's the land of the dead, anyway?" "Any faerie who dies in their faerie form by means other than cold iron awakens in the land of the dead when next the sun rises. The presence of mortals forces those who are slain to be reborn as infants." She thought for a moment. "A faerie slain by cold iron dies forever and goes to face judgment. If your mortal seeming is killed, your mortal body stays dead, but your faerie form awakens in the land of the dead the next morning, and all memories of your past lives before your last rebirth return to you. While your mortal seeming can die of old age, it only ages during time spent in the mortal plane." She rolled over on her side and started drawing in the dirt. "Now, the lands of the dead are found in the Utter East, where the Sun is reborn, like the faeries. However, they are also located in the Utter West, where the Sun goes to die, like the ancient heroes who dwell there. Yet, both Lands of the Dead are the same land." My head spun. "So Arcadia is a globe like Earth?" She shook her head. "Arcadia has no coherent shape. If A is next to B and B is next to C, A and C may be hundreds or thousands of miles away from each other by any other route except through B. For those with an affinity for Travel, they can move from any forest realm in Arcadia to any other forest, from one mountain realm to another, etc." She thought for a moment. "Most travelers have to either stick to the Fae Roads or else have a very intricate knowledge of each realm's geography and the routes created by their owners to aid travel. Further complicating matters are things like Celestial Arcadia, which is a huge sky without any ground under it, which connects to the sky of every realm. As well as Aquatic Arcadia, Subterranean Arcadia, the Lands of Legends, the Realm of Fire, etc., etc. And around all that are the Mists of Creation. The only thing that all the realms have in common is that every one of them was forged out of the mists by the strength of mortal belief or the creative will of a human or faerie." She rolled over on her back and laughed. "The Lands of Legends are a lot of fun. You have to be careful, though. Some of them, you can get trapped inside the 'story', unable to leave until the realm reaches the end of its tale and starts over. I guess you haven't gotten to do much exploring." I nodded. "I just recently learned that faeries even exist...let alone that I am one." "I've known since I was itty bitty. The faeries took good care of my family, and they took good care of me." She rolled over to face me. "So your girlfriend is the Queen's daughter?" She sounded pretty skeptical. I couldn't blame her. I could hardly believe all this and I'd lived through it. "It's hard for me to believe too." For some reason, I was nervous about looking at Jennifer's face while we were talking. Shadows flickered about it in the firelight. "Mostly, I've been too busy running for my life, being kidnapped, etc., to really think about it. I don't know how I'm going to tell my folks. Or if I should." She nodded, her face quite serious. It was quite pretty too. I was so used to seeing her being cranky that I hadn't realized how good-looking she was. My brain stirred with several entirely ridiculous thoughts that I suppressed. "I suggest waiting until things get more stable. No point in giving them worries they can't deal with." She paused. "So who kidnapped you?" "Another faerie friend of mine's dad. My friend's dad went whacko a long time ago when he found out his child was a changeling. We think someone put him back together and sent him after us, but we don't know who for sure. One of them told Tanya's mom that he was working with Splinter's lover, but that's not necessarily proof. But given that Splinter kidnapped Angie one time before that, I wouldn't be surprised if she and her lover were behind that one too." I sighed. Jennifer frowned. "This Splinter person kidnapped Angela? Your girlfriend? And her lover kidnapped you?" She looked confused and displeased. "Yeah. Angie escaped, and I got rescued. I wish I understood why Splinter hates us so much. It just doesn't make any sense. Far as I can tell, every time we stop her from doing something to us, it just makes her madder so she tries harder." I sighed louder and rolled over on my back, staring at the stars, which formed strange patterns I didn't recognize. "Have you ever had much trouble with the Unseelie?" She laughed faintly. "I've been caught up in some of their plots at times." Her face sobered. "Don't worry. You're safe from them while you're with me. No one will kidnap you tonight. You have trusted me, and I will not betray your trust." Her voice had grown quite serious. "My word is my bond." I blinked, then smiled at her. "Thanks, Jennifer." I glanced over at her sword lying on the ground nearby. It looked somewhat familiar, though I wasn't sure why. "I'd swear to protect you, but I think you're the tougher fighter of the two of us. But I'll do my best to make sure no one carries you off either." I asked the grass to do the wave for me, and it did. She blinked and I laughed. "I guess with all these plants around, that will help." "And my dragon friend." I laughed. "There is that." We both laughed for a while, and our conversation lightened, as we told jokes and were generally silly. "Have you ever met Mark?" she asked, yawning and changing the subject. "Nope. At least not any Mark I think you'd know. Your boyfriend?" "Reading my mind?" she teased. "Yeah. He's my boyfriend." She sighed. "I wish I knew where he was. He got swept up in the Wild Hunt." "He's probably lying on grass somewhere with Angel. Wishing he knew how to make grass get softer." The grass started crying, feeling insulted. "Or at least be quiet." ************* Angel said: Alex is a dear friend, but a horrible card player. Thomas, on the other hand, is disgustingly good at it. We were playing for copper pieces, and Thomas had almost all of them after a few hours. The coins were very pretty, with a phoenix on one side, and an embossed picture of the palace on the other. Tanya is okay at poker, except that she can't bluff to save her life. I don't have the guts to bluff and I'm easily outbluffed, so we were all getting skunked by Thomas who has the perfect poker face. Then Irene showed up. That turned things around, because she was an even better poker player than Thomas. I was in shock. I also went 'broke' pretty fast. Not as fast as Tanya, though. "Aargh! Wiped out AGAIN!" she said, turning to Irene. "Are you sure you're not cheating?" Irene stuck out her tongue at Tanya. "You're the one who used to use scrying magic to look at MY cards!" She thought a moment. "You could wager clothing." I blushed a bit at the thought of Strip Poker. Tanya said, "I'd go for it, but it wouldn't be fun without more guys to embarrass." Thomas grinned. "I bet Lords Sword, Pitch, and Fishrun would be happy to join such a game." Alex banged the table. "NO!" she shouted, then blushed when everyone stared at her. "Umm...Not with people I didn't know well. Harry wouldn't be so bad, but..." She blushed more. "Never mind me, I think my brain is going to sleep." Irene looked Alex up and down. "With a body like that, you have no cause to be ashamed. While some dislike Ogres, I find them quite attractive." She smiled in a manner that reminded me of a group of would be 'mack daddies' sizing up a prospect. It made me a little nervous. Was she hitting on Alex? Alex must have been thinking the same thing because she blushed even more than I would have thought possible. "Ummm..." Tanya said teasingly, "So you wouldn't mind seeing Harry naked? Because the way he plays Poker, I know he'd end up stripped faster than me, Alex." She stretched a bit and sat back in her chair. "Sounds like a plan for the next time you visit." I blushed. Alex was starting to turn a very deep green. She turned and said, "Angel, I'm not trying to get your boyfriend naked. I just...All I meant was...I...uh..." I laughed. "So you're trying to get Tanya naked instead?" "Naah, she's probably trying to get YOU naked," Irene teased. "And have her way with you, of course." Alex tried to say something, but she had passed embarrassment and entered the incoherency zone. Thomas said, "No, no, that's my job, to get people naked. Then Tanya takes their wallet, and Angel bops them in the head so they won't come after us. Then we go to Vegas and have an orgy." Everyone laughed except me and Alex. Okay, I did laugh a little, but mostly I was worrying about Alex, who looked ready to die. "That's enough teasing Alex." Irene said, "I'm sorry if I have offended. I was just teasing." Alex nodded mutely. We played a little while longer, then everyone took off but Alex. I could tell she wanted to talk to me, or she would have taken off too, so I started getting ready for bed and said, "What's up?" "Angel...I...I swear I'm not...I wouldn't..." She was sitting in her chair, carefully staring at the floor. "I know you're not trying to steal my boyfriend, Alex," I said, putting on some pajamas from the wardrobe. "I know you wouldn't do something like that." This didn't comfort her as much as I hoped it would. Something was eating at her, and I wished I knew what. She was holding something back. "I wish I'd been able to go to Thornton with you," she said quietly. "Me too. I really missed having you around, Alex." I sat down on the bed facing her. "We would have had a lot of fun." "Yeah. We were inseparable in High School." She paused. "Well, except when I had a date. What a bunch of total losers I dated." Sighing, she stared at the ground. "At least you HAD a date. I couldn't get a date to save my life. Not that there were many guys worth dating." "Too bad Harry didn't go to our high school, eh?" I smiled. "If I could alter history and bring Harry and Thomas and Tanya to our high school, life would be perfect, no doubt." "Harry for you, Thomas for me, and Tanya gets to date Robbie?" Alex said, grinning. I laughed so hard I fell down. Robbie Jones was this complete fruitcake who thought that aliens were communicating with his parents and that JFK was shot by Eisenhower. However, he was also a complete stud, and Alex had dated him for a while. He was in some ways a cut above the average guy she dated, but then he 'realized' that Alex's mother was being mind-controlled by the CIA and was planting mind-altering fluoride in the city's water supply and things went downhill from there. Insulting Alex's mom is a good way to get her to feed you your own intestines. "He probably figured out we were faeries before we did." "Now that would have been cool too. We could have enchanted everyone at the Prom to do the Hokey Pokey." Alex got up and started doing the Hokey Pokey, and I laughed, beating a rhythm for her with my hands. Finally, she sat down, laughing and looking much happier. "You remember Coach Shultz making us learn that in the fourth grade?" I nodded. "And square dancing. And badminton. And ping-pong. Did we do anything really athletic at all that year?" "Lots of dodge ball." We trailed off into a string of reminiscence. Finally, we were both exhausted, and Alex got up to go. "Thanks for cheering me up, Angel." "You're my best friend. It's my job." "And you'll always be my best friend," she said quietly. "Now, if I can just remember where my room is..." She headed off, and I got a good night's sleep. **************** Harry said: We had more melons for breakfast, and then the riddle contest continued. I was seriously impressed. Riddles are not my strong point, and I was very glad I hadn't tried the contest. "When is a pole not a pole?" Mimr asked. "When it's the North pole," Jennifer replied. "Fifty-two bicycles rain from the sky. Why didn't they break?" "They were Bicycle cards," Mimr replied. "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "Hey, that's not SUPPOSED to have an answer!" I said. Jennifer snapped her fingers. "There you go. Fair enough?" Mimr nodded. "What is the one place that all humans are exiled from?" Jennifer asked. "The womb." Mimr was silent for a while. "Name an arrow that cannot be fired from a bow." "The arrow of time." Jennifer thought a moment. "What fruit started a war?" "The apple of discord. What flows like a river, but cannot be dammed by any beaver?" "Time. What dance leads to sweetness?" Mimr floated quietly for a long time. He stared at me, at Jennifer, at the walls of the ruins. Finally he said, "The dance of two lovers?" "The dance of a honeybee, leading other bees to gather pollen to make honey." Mimr was quiet for a moment then said, "I admit defeat. Will you have three questions or a drink from the well?" She said, "Three questions." "As you like. Ask away." Jennifer had been sitting, but now she stood up. She had serious grass stains on her pants. "How can I avoid the fate I saw in the mists?" Mimr's face went blank, and his voice boomed hollowly. "Repent your pride and befriend the enemies you have made. Even then, it will not be easy." Jennifer frowned, then nodded quietly. "How can I best rescue my siblings?" "You must find the scythe of the Queen of the Fall and the Mirror of the King of the Fall. The mirror will find them and the scythe can loose their bonds. You must seek Ariel. She can lead you to what you need." Jennifer quickly asked, "Who is this maniac anyway? Who kidnapped my siblings." "He was once your mother's first husband, the king of the Unseelie Fae before the Great Disaster. His name is Martius. He seeks vengeance upon her for that and for what came after." "But...mother wasn't even born until just before the Great Disaster, and then she died like everyone else and was reborn as a princess on Earth! And how would she have been married to the King? He was married to Bialla. In fact, he would have been Mother's FATHER!" While I can be the thickest person in the world at times, even I realized something funny was up here. If I was following her argument, her mother was the daughter of a king of the Unseelie elves. But what would an Unseelie elf have been doing in the middle of the Seelie Queen's palace? And why had she helped me? Why was Martius kidnapping his own...um..grand-children? Nieces and nephews? Well, he was related to them somehow. Mimr would have shrugged, except that it's hard for a disembodied head to shrug very well. "There's your three answers." He turned to me. "Are you sure you don't want to try?" "Maybe some other time when I've got questions I'm willing to risk death for." I tried to avoid looking obviously panicked. If Jennifer was Unseelie and related to the faerie kings, then she was related to...wait, what if she IS Splinter? I boggled. No, she can't be Splinter herself. She'd be trying to kick my butt. She's not enough of a maniac to be Splinter. Maybe I'm lucky and Splinter is one of the people Martius kidnapped. "I can only think of one. And I'm not good at riddles anyway." Mimr nodded. "Well, it gets boring here contemplating eternity, so feel free to return whenever you wish. Samhain is over, so I'm sure it's safe for you to depart." Jennifer frowned. "So how do I find this Ariel anyway?" "I haven't got a clue. She'll probably find you. Have a nice trip!" I glanced at Jennifer, who was lost in thought. I bet she hasn't even realized she gave away that she's Unseelie. "Can you take me back to the palace before you go hunting for Martius? I need to get back to school." She sighed. "Me too. But I need to search for Ariel also." We started heading off toward where her dragon friend was chasing a squirrel (She was still in bird form, NOT dragon form). Can I trust her? Well, she promised to protect me...a faery's word is their bond, right? I dimly remembered something about that. I can save a confrontation for another time. I'll never make it anywhere in a million years if I don't trust her. It scared me, but I tried to stay calm. If she wanted me dead, she could have done it a million ways by now. "Angel met Ariel. I'll ask her about her." Jennifer smiled faintly. "Thank you." She had a pretty smile. *********** Angel said: Harry returned around noon, and we got back to campus without any further trouble, except for missing our Monday classes. Since it's a long drive to San Angelo, Alex decided to stay overnight with us and leave early the next morning. I was glad to have her there a little longer, even though we all pretty much devoted the rest of the day to doing homework. Around ten o'clock, our whole mob had about reached the point where our brains were about to explode. Tanya and Thomas retired upstairs to his room, while Alex and Harry and I decided to take a walk to unwind before bed. "Donny asked to be invited to the next orgy," Harry said. "He's convinced that's what we were doing all weekend." We were walking across the Quad, which is basically a big open space in the middle of campus. Most of the buildings ring it in, you guessed it, a square. Alex laughed. "Tell him that he'll need to fill out our 20 page application form and provide a 30 page essay on why he deserves mad passionate sex." Harry chortled and I giggled a bit. "He's got a wild imagination." Alex said, "He is kinda cute, though." "So should we invite him as your partner to the next orgy then, Alex?" Harry grinned. "Naah. He can be your partner. I'm gonna take Angel for myself." She winked, and he laughed. "Well, you'll break Mr. Bear's heart," I began, and Alex cackled. Harry just looked confused. Before I could continue, I heard Harry mutter, "There's three guys from Tau Ceti following us." "Harry, there are no aliens on this campus." I said in a moment of stupidity. "The fraternity, not the star system. They're probably hoping for revenge after Alex stomped them on Friday. There's probably a whole pack of them lurking around here," Harry said. I glanced back and saw them. "Oh great. Now what do we do?" Alex grinned and pounded her fist into her left palm. "We kick their ass." "I don't want to fight them if we don't have to." I said. Harry looked around, then smiled. "Lots of pine needles lying around," he said. "It'd be a shame if a wind stirred and blew them all in their face. You know how annoying that gets." Alex grinned, and I smiled. Probably a petty use of faerie magic, but...sometimes being petty is fun. There was already a breeze, so stirring up a storm of pine needles was easy. We walked off, leaving them swatting at the needles and bumping into trees. Being one of the fae folk has its advantages, I thought. I smiled and snagged Harry's arm. He smiled back at me, and the three of us wandered a while longer and then headed home. ************* Harry said: I was going to leave when Angel went to take a shower, but Alex snagged me on the way out. "You know she's gonna be in there for a million years." She paused. "And I need to talk to you." About waking up in the same bed two nights ago, I thought. "Okay." I sat down on Angel's bed. She sat down on Tanya's. "I...I hope I didn't seem too...um...comfortable with what was going on. I...I thought I was dreaming. I wouldn't...I mean...I'm not that kind of girl..." She was starting to babble. I could tell from all the long pauses. "Don't sweat it. I know Angel's the one you want, not me." I winked. If Alex was a guy, I couldn't be this casual, but since Alex isn't a guy, I didn't really see her as any kind of romantic threat. Alex blushed. "I think Irene may have been flirting with me. What do you think?" I blinked. I hadn't thought about it that way, but..."Better ask Tanya. I barely know her. When was this?" Alex slapped her forehead. "You weren't even there! I feel like a twit." She paused. "Harry, do you ever...Umm..." She hemmed and hawed a bit. "I want to tell you something, but I don't know how to say it without sounding like I'm accusing you." "Just accuse me then." I was confused as to what she could be thinking about. "One thing that faeries have to deal with is a certain amount of...well, fickleness. It's not so much that you suddenly stop loving someone as that it's hard to be faithful. Your impulses get harder to control. I don't know if anyone's warned you of that, but..." Her voice was quite serious. "It's worse in faerie form. Just...be careful, Harry. I want Angel to be happy with you if I...if I can't be with her like that. And it would be really easy for either of you to...make a mistake." She was staring intently at me, then suddenly blushed and stared at the floor. "Please don't take this as an accusation. I just wanted to make sure you knew." I nodded slowly. "I'd been told." I paused. "I'd noticed." Like how I'd had romantic thoughts about Jennifer of all people. And Alex too. I hadn't mentioned THAT aspect of my adventure with Jennifer to the others. "Well, I'd better get to bed." She nodded, grinning slightly. "Unless you'd rather stay and have a mini-orgy with us." I laughed. "Ahh, so that warning was really a come-on?" "Maybe." I wasn't entirely certain if she was joking or not. Still, I would have had a good night's sleep if Donny hadn't pestered me for orgy details for two hours when I tried to go to bed. Donny's an okay roommate, EXCEPT when I want to kill him, which is often. **************** Epilogue: Splinter sat with Queen Teleute in one of the small reception rooms of the palace. The comfortable blue-black padded chair she was sitting in relieved a tiny bit of her nervousness as she finished explaining everything she had found out. "So that's what he said. But I don't understand any of it." Part of why she was nervous was that she had edited Harry out of her tale. The other part was that she was still utterly confused by Mimr's final answer. "It will not be easy to find Ariel. She is one of those faeries who delights in being mysterious and showing up unexpectedly. Still, she will likely help if you can find her. She is kind to all, Seelie and Unseelie alike. IF you can find her." Teleute sighed. "I will see what can be done. There is something more important...for you, I think." Splinter blinked. "More important than finding my siblings?" "The Wild Hunt failed miserably. The Seelie have Opal." Splinter's eyes widened. "They ...have Opal?" "Rescuing him will be incredibly difficult. He is in the heart of the Palace of Stars, and he will be well guarded. If we had someone we could trade for him, perhaps that could be arranged, but..." Splinter felt her heart sink. I had someone, but I let him get away. No! It wouldn't have been honorable to keep him, but...Opal...If I'd only known, I could have asked Mimr what to do. Dammit! "What about..." No, I can't ask that. I know Mother has the real Titania and Strongheart salted away somewhere, but I can't ask her to use them as bargaining chips. Her fear for her lover overwhelmed that conviction rather quickly. "What about...the two Seelie that you...the Duke's child, maybe..." She gulped. To Splinter's shock, Teleute laughed, though not very hard or long. "Sometimes life is full of ironies, dear child." "I don't understand." Teleute shook her head gently. "They're not available for this. And more importantly, Glorianna wouldn't take the offer. Having proclaimed this impostor her daughter, she can't back down. For that matter, Glorianna's own child doesn't know her heritage. I have not locked them in a tower and left them to rot. They have been raised as Unseelie sidhe." She smiled faintly. "You've even met them." Splinter boggled. "WHAT?" "It's not like our court affiliation is burned into our blood, Splinter. Few change courts, but it happens every year, for love, for hate, and occasionally for money. It is more than just a political affiliation, but it is not something we are born with." Teleute smiled a little more broadly. "However, I think I know another way we can get enough leverage to get Opal back. We just need to find out where they live." As the plan was explained, Splinter wasn't too sure she liked it, but she would have cut off her left arm to get her lover back if she had to, so she didn't complain.