Prologue: Queen Glorianna was holding court when the heralds blew the trumpets to announce the arrival of a Seelie Duke. Before they could actually announce his name, he stormed through the doors and up the long green carpet that formed a path from the doors to the throne. He shoved Countess Greentree, who had been speaking with the Queen, out of the way and stood at the very edge of the dais upon which Glorianna's throne sat. His name was Duke Ironwood, and his hair was a deep brown, shot through with streaks of grey, though not from age. It was the mark of his office, just as Countess Greentree, who was a dryad, had hair that changed with the seasons. He wore blue and grey clothing to match his eyes and his streaks. Right now, he was almost frothing with rage. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY SON?" he shouted. The walls shook, being made of delicate crystal, and tiny echoes of his voice rebounded through the room and adjacent ones. "How could you send my son to be raised by commoners? To grow up in a COTTAGE! I stood by your side in the dark years after the Great Disaster and this is my reward? I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!!!!!!!!" If Queen Glorianna's will had not been supreme in the palace, her hair would have blown back around her throne from the force of his shouting. As it was, she had to make a positive effort to prevent any unfortunate side effects from Ironwood's unleashed rage. If he became much angrier, the palace would begin to shatter. He was on the verge of losing control completely, and the wrath of a master mage has power that he or she can rarely control. When that mage is fey, it can only hurt matters. Her voice was icy, far different from its usual warmth and good cheer. "Duke Ironwood, have you so far lost touch with reality that you have forgotten the greatest rule of the Changeling rite?" His lips flapped for a few seconds without making any coherent sounds. "The mortals may believe that there is no method to our choices, that we simply trade children according to our whim, but you should know better. Don't you even REMEMBER your youth?" Glorianna glared at the Duke, who wilted a bit, then rallied. "Which youth? I've taken on a mortal life six times that I can remember, and more that are too fuzzy to recall. But EVERY single time, I was a noble of grand repute, just as I am here!" Several people snickered and he glared at them. They shut up since none of them felt like being forcibly reincarnated today. "Oh really? Was this the time you were a petty mercenary captain who shot your way into a Dukedom? Or perhaps the time the Emperor had you murdered before you could do that to him? Or..." This time a lot of people laughed. The Duke wilted again for a moment, then returned to the attack. "Okay, perhaps I wasn't ALWAYS as important, but I was never a peasant!" "You got lucky," Glorianna said flatly. "Do you think I WANTED to insult you?" The Duke blinked, having not really considered this. Militarily, he was a genius. Interpersonal relations had never been his strong point, however. "Why would we ever send our children to live as peasants if we had a choice? Yet, even the mortals know that virtually all changelings become peasants. Has it been so long that you have forgotten why?" She thought a moment. "Hmm. Well, it has been close to three hundred and forty years since you were 'assassinated'. Have you even entered the mortal world since that day?" He thought for a moment. "I believe I visited my 'grave' about a hundred and fifty years ago. That was the last time." "Even in its heyday, there weren't very many nobles. The nobility dwindles even as we speak. The day shall come, I fear, when none will be left. If we were to place our children as nobles, we would have to steal virtually all noble children. But more importantly, we must obey the law of destiny. Only the children marked by fate can be taken. Those we take are those whose destiny it is to be taken. They were born to enter Arcadia, just as our changelings were born to enter the mortal world." She looked around the room. "How many of you were noble in your last mortal life? Raise your hand." For a moment, there was dead silence as nobles looked uncomfortably at each other, then five hands out of eighty went up. The other seventy-five all looked hideously embarrassed. The Queen spoke again. "My own daughter had to be handed over into commoner hands. You can see that I showed myself no more favoritism than you. I did what I had to. In the end, I had no choice." Whispers circulated around the room during the three minutes of silence that followed. Finally, Duke Ironwood sagged and stared at the ground. He had never paid any attention to how changelings were sent out into the mortal world before. While he himself had been sent as a changeling several times, he had never had any children of his own before, and he had no more memory of the circumstances of the times he had been traded for a mortal child than a mortal child usually has of coming out of the womb. "How...how soon can I see him?" The Duke could already hear the headchewing he was going to recieve from his wife when he returned to his own lands. His wife was only not present because she had been called away to attend the birth of Marquessa Shalya's daughter. She wasn't going to be happy about this. "You WILL stay away from him until he awakens to his true nature. And that is a thing whose time no one can predict. It could happen tomorrow, or it could happen when he is old and grey. Still, if it follows the usual course of events, it should happen in about sixteen to twenty years." The Duke flapped his lips silently again. Finally, he said, "That long?" Countess Greentree said, "I see you slept through both your etiquette and your natural history lessons." She was frowning and waiting for an apology for his earlier rudeness. It was going to be a very long wait. Duchess Silverwind, who was standing nearby, said, "This could complicate matters. What if he gets married before he can marry my daughter like the Duke and I have arranged?" She was tall, with long blue hair, clad in the reddish gold reserved for those who had the blood of the royal line in their veins. The Queen contemplated ripping off the arm of her throne and beating them both in the head, but almost instantly rejected the idea, no matter how satisfying it would be. "You know that rarely happens. Our kind find it hard to form lasting attachments to mortals, unless we bring them here." There were more whispers at that. The Queen had defied all tradition by taking a mortal lover herself, although given that her parents had both died in the Great Disaster, it was perhaps not quite as surprising as it might be. What more, the man himself had been a commoner. She might speak of nobles and commoners, but no one was sure if she really believed in such distinctions anymore. She had carved her way to the throne in the anarchy after the Great Disaster, whose cause was still disputed, had laid waste to the nobility of Arcadia, slaying almost all of them and forcing them to be reborn and pass into the mortal world. It was widely believed that meddling mortals had something to do with it, for any slaying by faerie hands resulted only in an awakening in the land of the fallen, unless it be by cold iron, in which case there was no returning from it. She herself had been a great Queen, and Duke Ironwood, her greatest ally, had been a brilliant general. It had taken close to a hundred years for her to restore order when she finally returned to Arcadia in 1603. Things had been even worse for her great enemy, Queen Teleute of the Unseelie, who had suffered decades of captivity at her hands during their mortal life. It had taken Teleute close to two hundred years to rebuild the Unseelie court, and since then, the two powers of Arcadia had been at war, on and off again. Duke Ironwood said, "Well, we shall see what we shall see, I suppose. I am ready to recieve the boy for whom he was traded. I shall raise him to the best of my ability." He turned to the Duchess. "Perhaps he and the girl for whom your daughter was traded might be engaged instead of our own children." He sighed and felt like an idiot for all the things he had failed to take into consideration. Glorianna sighed. "I have bad news." The Duke frowned. "What kind of news? Did the child die?" "Unseelie assassins slew the deliverer of the children and took all four of the mortals they had been switched with." She sighed. "We had hoped to recover them, but we learned too late. They have already been taken to Teleute's court." "But if she has the children, she can use them to find OUR children!" Duchess Silverwind shouted. "My daughter is in DANGER!" Duke Ironwood began getting angry again. "Why weren't we told sooner?" The Queen sighed. This was not the ideal time to reveal this, she thought. "We had hoped to recover the children, as I said. I have set people to watch over them. They will be as safe as any changeling can be." More shouting broke out in the hall. This was not a day that Glorianna would remember happily, or remember at all whenever she had the choice. That night, she sat on one of the balconies of the palace and watched a fireworks display over the lake that surrounded the island on which her palace sat. While the Seelie lands remained technologically in the Renaissance at best, mortal technology worked perfectly well in most realms, and the Seelie often considered fireworks to be the most perfect mortal invention of the last four hundred years. Her consort sat by her side. She knew taking him as a lover was a mistake for a wide variety of reasons, but she had denied herself many things for hundreds of years. Faeries find it hard to not indulge themselves, and in the end, she had given in to temptation. "Do you ever regret that the mortals who study your plays will never see the vast majority of what you've written?" He laughed faintly. "I wish I could go back without dying so I could batter a few English professors in the head." He jumped slightly as one of the fireworks let out a great explosion. "You'd have made a great actress if we'd had any back then. You can say anything with a straight face." "Are you angry with me, Will?" "I can't say I'm pleased that our daughter may be in the hands of the Unseelie. We don't even know how many of them actually ended up being delivered or not." He looked over at Glorianna, who was doing her sphinx impression again. "Or do we?" "I never lie to you, Will. You know me too well." "That's not an answer." He frowned. She was hiding something. Even he, her lover and one of her oldest friends, could never be sure what she was really thinking or really wanted. "The Unseelie may not be able to tell themselves." He blinked. "What?" "Changelings and mortal babies can be switched because they look like each other. There's no way to just look at them and tell." He nodded. "In other words, we have a few years before anyone can be sure which children are which." "More or less. I will do my best to recover all the children. You will see our daughter again, Will. This I do swear." That was enough to reassure him, for a faerie's word is her bond. Unfortunately, the promise you hear isn't always what it seems to be. ************* Angel said: The mirror in our room rippled as Aquamarine and I stepped out of it. I put down my stuff and Aquamarine sighed, then turned back into Tanya. It wasn't a physical transformation, exactly. It reminded me of someone taking off a disguise, almost. Or shrinking. I had seen it twice, but I still couldn't quite understand it. We stood and stared at each other silently for a minute. It was all so obvious now, though I would never have guessed it. Finally, I said, "So how soon are you going to tell him?" "Not today," she said quietly. "I'm exhausted. I've got to figure out how to...what to say." She sighed. "What do you think...he's going to say?" I sat down and started unpacking my stuff. "I don't know. I think he's gonna be hurt that you never told him before." "I couldn't," she whispered. "I wanted to keep him out of all this." "You failed," I said. I regretted it almost instantly. Tanya started to cry. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be snide. I just..." "I deserve it," she said. She crumpled up into a ball and began crying onto her knees. "He's going to think I don't trust him, and he's going to get mad and hate me and..." She was starting to babble. I got up and came over and sat down by her. I wasn't sure what to do, but I had to do something. I couldn't just watch her cry. I'm not good at touching people when they need it, not like Harry is. Especially when I've got good reason to be aggravated with someone. I did it anyway. As she continued to babble, I leaned over and hugged her. She almost screamed, then leaned over and hugged me so tightly I could hardly stand it. "Angel, you're such a good friend, thank you for not yelling at me, you're the best friend I have." She cried, soaking my shirt. I made my best soothing noises and tried to keep my rib cage from snapping under the pressure. "Harry's not going to hate you." Tanya babbled something incoherent into my shoulder, then started to pull herself together. "I was so stupid. I should have just told him, then..." She trailed off. I think she just remembered who she was talking to. With a lot of effort, I managed to not laugh. It wasn't easy. "Well, now you can tell him." I didn't know what else to say. I had a rather unkind sense of triumph I had to suppress. Tanya is my second best female friend, despite our rivalry, or maybe even because of it. At least I'd never have to worry about her getting along with Harry. That wasn't too much comfort at the moment. She sighed and sat up, letting go of me. "I think I'm going to call Mom." "Does she know?" "No, so I don't know how I'm going to talk to her about this, but..." I took the hint. "I'll go take a walk. I'll be back in a half-hour or so. "Thanks for being understanding, Angie." "My pleasure," I said, taking off. ********************* Harry said: Donny walked in as I was unpacking. "Yo, Harry, you back from your weekend trip with your gf?". "No, you're just imagining me," I said, stowing the suitcase in the closet. "Feel free to jump on your bed all night if you like." He laughed. "So, where'd you two go?" "We went camping with some friends." It was sort of true, in a vague way, maybe. He nodded. "If you and Angel ever need this place to yourselves, just lemme know and I can go crash with Fred. Although I'd probably sleep through anything you did." He pulled out the drawers under his bed and started looking for some clean pajamas. Our beds are kinda unique in my experience. Well, unique to this campus. Each bed has two long drawers under it for your clothing. In fact, the beds are basically a long and very short dresser drawers with a mattress on top. It's very convenient as long as you remember to not move your bed to where the drawers are facing the wall. I went and took a shower, then got dressed for bed. Donny was already asleep when I came out. I wish I fell asleep that fast. He sleeps like a rock. I spent a lot of time thinking about Angel and magic and faeries and everything. Right as I was about to fall asleep, the mirror rippled and a man stepped out of it. He was tall with long straight black hair that went down to the bottom of his shoulder blades. He was dressed in an elaborate 'Henry VIII' outfit, if you've ever seen that one picture of him that shows up in all the books about him, although he was substantially thinner than Henry, who was getting portly due to gout-induced lack of exercise by that point. Or so Tanya told me. She's a history major. Anyway, I'm rambling. I stared at the man groggily, wondering when my mirror had become a waystation on some faerie highway. He had to be a faerie, though he lacked the pointed ears I'd expected. Once my vision cleared a bit more, I could see his skin was faintly blue tinted, and he had a long blue sword strapped on his left side. He turned and stared at me. I stared back. He said, "You are Harold Crags?" "Are you here to kidnap me?" "No." "The answer is yes, then." I crawled out of bed. "Let's go in the living room. My roommate is sleeping, and he's not used to people stepping out of mirrors." I resolved to take the mirror down tomorrow. He followed me out into the 'living room', which is really a long room connecting the two bedrooms, with a pair of desk cubicles at each end and a door to the hallway in the middle of the wall opposite the bedroom doors. There's also a dinky little kitchen connected to it, but we never use it. We have a few chairs. I gave him one, while I sat in my desk cubicle, turning the chair around. "So who are you?" "My name is Sir Timoleus of the Narwhale. I am one of Duke Ironwood's knights." He paused, clearly expecting some sort of response. "Nice to meet you. Can I ask why you came this late at night?" "I'm sorry. Due to time differences, it was three in the afternoon or so when I left." He looked around. "What an odd room. I take it that four people live here?" I nodded. "Two per bedroom. Anyway, why did Duke Ironwood send you?" I yawned. "Sorry to be so blunt, but I'm tired." He smiled. "I like people who are honest and direct. The Duke is interested in meeting you." I blinked. "How did the Duke even hear of me?" "He has had trouble with Splinter and her lover, Opal, before. I suppose he is curious as to why she is after you, but honestly, I have no clue." "Sure. If he wants to drop in some time, I'd be happy to see him. Just give me some warning so Donny isn't around when he pops out of the mirror or whatever." I yawned again. "How about Tuesday afternoon? Donny has a lab from one to five." "I will see if that is acceptable." He got up. "I shall go and let you sleep." I soon fell asleep, hoping no one else would drop in to say hi. ************** Angel said: I wandered through the largely quiet, sleeping campus, enjoying the feel of the light fall breeze on my face. My new magical sense of the wind seemed diminished back here at home, but I could still hear its song. I hadn't figured out how to actually make it do anything, but I was pretty sure that would come along easily. It certainly didn't work like in the vision. I'd already tried that. My wanderings brought me back to the place where it had all begun, a place where the leaves lay heavily upon the ground. I stared at the leaves and moved to the middle of them and closed my eyes. I tried to remember what I had been thinking that day. I felt the wind begin to pick up and I tried to visualize the wind whipping the leaves around me in a whirlwind. Slowly, the wind grew stronger. I must have been there for five or ten minutes by the time it reached the level I wanted. Finally, I opened my eyes. The leaves were blowing around me in a great spinning vortex. I was tremendously excited. My first real magical working. I felt like a child with a new toy. A voice cut through my contemplation. "Isn't that how you got in trouble the first time?" It was a man's voice, though I didn't recognize it. I tried to look, but all I could see was leaves. I imagined it stopping and it did. The man was short, with a commanding presence that reminded a little bit of pictures of Napoleon I had seen. His hair was short and white, and he wore a simple green tunic and brown trousers. Along with his deep blue eyes and pointed ears, he looked sort of like a faerie peasant. "Still, I suppose no one is likely to see you at this hour." "I...who are you?" "You may call me Tacitus. It is as good a name as any other." He smiled. "You are Angela Bedos-Rezak, correct?" I nodded. "Yes. Umm...how do you know who I am?" "You and your lover are starting to make waves in the Seelie community. Few mortals have escaped unaided from the Unseelie. In addition, you have the patronage of a Duchess' daughter and a Count's son. There are rumors as well, rather intriguing ones." He walked a little closer. "What kind of rumors?" I leaned up against the nearby tree and yawned. I was getting tired. "It is said that you have seen Ariel." "Yeah, twice. Is she reclusive or something?" I was starting to wonder what exactly this Ariel person was really up to, besides looking for an honest woman. "Ariel appears to few but nobles and those desperately in trouble. Most faeries consider her to be a myth, though I know better, having seen her myself." "Which category do you fall in?" I looked the man up and down. The trouble one, I suspected. "I met her after I had made a big mistake with messy consequences. She helped me work to fix those mistakes, but I'm still working on it." He sighed. "Be careful with magic. It can bite you on the nose, Miss Bedos-Rezak. And it usually does." "I don't have much choice. It's the only way to stop Splinter. Even if I become the best swordfighter in the world, she can still clobber me with magic." I stood back up. "I have to go get some sleep. Feel free to come and chat some time, Mr. Tacitus." "You can expect more visitors in the days to come. Your reputation is beginning to spread. Be warned it may attract as many fools as people worth meeting." "I'll consider myself warned." I went home and went to bed. ************* Harry said: Monday came and went. Tanya was acting freaky all day and I couldn't figure out why. I wanted to talk to her and tell her about our adventures, but she kept running off. She also looked ready to cry, but I couldn't figure out why. I asked Thomas and he just grunted. Angel had a funky look too. By the end of the day, I was aggravated with everyone, so I went off to the park. Luckily, our school is right next to the main city park, so it was a short walk. I sat down under a tree, opened my bag of chips and a soda, and just hung out with myself. I could sense the life of the tree once I was in contact with it. My new senses seemed muted, or maybe the range had just shrunk. They were stronger here than on campus, though. I could hear the tree talking, almost, though it wasn't saying anything coherent. I sat there for a long time, just relaxing. I was now ahead on my homework thanks to that trip, so I could take some time off. Normally, I don't like being alone, but sometimes, I HAVE to be alone or I'll go nuts. Everyone else had apparently gone nuts, so it was up to me to stave off my impending insanity. A tap on my shoulder woke me out of my reverie. It was Tanya, carrying a picnic basket. "Hi. Got time to eat with me?" "Sure!" Where Tanya cooks this stuff, I have no idea, but sometimes she just shows up out of the blue with good home cooking. This was one of those times. Fried chicken and rolls. She's a great cook. Angel and I can't cook to save our lives. If we do get married, we'll starve to death. Once I'd gotten some food in me, I asked, "So what's wrong, Tanya? You've been acting weird all day. Did Angel tell you something about our trip that made you worry?" Tanya twitched in an exaggerated fashion. "Harry, I...I mean..." She broke off and stared at the roll she was holding as if it held the secret of life. "No, it wasn't something she told me." "Did Thomas do something stupid again?" No wonder he just grunted when I asked him, I thought, then ate some more fried chicken. "This is really great food!" "Only the best for you, Harry," she said quietly. "You always get the best I can give you." I nodded and munched on a roll. "Yeah. You're my best friend in all the world. Well, not counting my girlfriend, of course. So what's wrong? I want to help." She paused and ate her roll, perhaps hoping it would unlock some secret for her. "And you're my best friend in all the world, Harry, not counting my boyfriend, of course." She stared at her plate. She looked guilty as sin, though I had no idea why she would be feeling guilty. I put down my food and moved over by her. "What is wrong? You're acting like someone shot your mom or something." I paused. "Mom's okay, right?" "Mom isn't half as stupid as I am. She's fine." She glanced over at me, then back at her plate. "She didn't even say I told you so," she whispered. "Huh?" This was the weirdest I'd ever seen Tanya act when sober. "Can you just tell me what's wrong? You know I can't ever guess that sort of thing well." She reached into the basket and pulled out a napkin, then reached over and wiped my lips with it, then crumpled it a bit and wiped her own lips. I was now reasonably confused. I didn't think my hygiene was the problem. Heck, I've seen her kiss Thomas with greasy lips. "I really dated some idiots in high school, didn't I?" "Has one of them shown up and started harrassing you? I'll get Angel to challenge them to a sword duel for you." I laughed a little. She missed her cue and didn't laugh. "No, I don't think I'll ever see any of them again." She paused. "Harry, why didn't things ever work out with any of those girls you dated in High School?" I couldn't bring myself to tell the full truth. "The only one of them that I had anything in common with ended up dating Andy. Most of them...well, I bored them, and they bored me. Reciprocity isn't always good." I thought about all of them, trying to understand something I'd never really thought about. "I did kinda like Jill, but she dumped me for Tommy Taylor. And Lynn decided I was evil after I knocked that soda on her on the first date." I recounted a few more horror stories. "Mostly, though, I just think none of them were the right person for me. They couldn't hold a candle to you or Angel, or even Alex, and Alex and I used to fight every time we met." "So...why didn't you ever ask me out?" I gulped. I didn't know how to answer this. "Because I was afraid you'd say no, and it would wreck our friendship, and I couldn't have gone on if that had happened." I wanted to ask if she would have said no if I had asked, but I couldn't muster the courage, even now. "Do you remember the night I got drunk and you came over and kept me from doing anything stupid, then slept in my chair until the morning?" I laughed faintly. "Which time? I had to do that three times, remember?" She laughed in a sad way. "After my three hardest breakups. You were always there when I needed you. Always. I remember the time I got mono and you came to see me every day and no one else would come near me for fear of getting sick." "I remember when I had the flu and you brought me cookies every day." I said quietly. "And all the times you chased off bullies who were harrassing me. I owe you a lot too." She turned and stared into my eyes with an intensity that frightened me. I was like a deer in headlights. She started to close the already not too large gap between us. "There's something...no, two somethings I've never told you, Harry. It's been weighing on my conscience for a long time, and you deserve to know. I won't blame you if you want to kill me afterwards, or if you never want to talk to me again, but..." "Don't talk like that. If you didn't tell me, I'm sure it was none of my business." What on earth could she be talking about? "Harry, the first thing is..." She gulped, then continued. "I'm Aquamarine, Harry." "..." "I've known about my heritage since I was thirteen or so, but I never told you. I wanted to protect you. I was afraid you'd get drawn into faerie politics and get hurt or killed or worse." Worse than being killed? I didn't really want to know. I tried to speak, but my brain was shorting out. "I...so why didn't you tell us once this got started?" "I didn't want to admit I hadn't been totally honest with you all these years. I thought it would blow over quickly, and we could just continue being the same as we had been before." She stared into my eyes again. "I'm sorry, Harry. I lied to you for no good reason at all." "I can't blame you. After what I've seen...I was better off not knowing. But, on the other hand, I'm glad you told me." The moment she said it, it all became blatantly obvious. No wonder Aquamarine had been acting so weird. "That's the important thing, is that you trust me enough to share it with me. I could hardly believe that you and Thomas could trust us to...He's Flamehair, isn't he?" He had to be. Tanya wouldn't twotime. She nodded. "He's the best love I've ever had. You...you like him, don't you, Harry?" I nodded. "He drives me nuts sometimes because he's everything I'll never be. I guess I know why, now. Still, he's a nice guy, and I think he's perfect for you. Too bad he didn't show up until after high school, though. I wish he and Angel had gone to our high school." "So...you're not mad?" I sighed. "I'd have worried less if you'd told me. I spent a lot of time worrying about you being in danger when you were five feet from me instead." She turned her head away. "I'm sorry, Harry. Flamehair wanted to tell you from day one, but I wouldn't let him." I put a hand on her shoulder. She reached up with her hand and clasped my hand, then slowly turned back to face me. I said, "I'm not mad, Tanya. So what's the other thing?" I was a little mad, but she was so shook up, I didn't want to make her feel worse. I'd never seen her this panicky except for the times after she'd been dumped. She stared at my chin, and then my ear, and then my forehead. "The other thing I never told you..." She gulped. "Harry, could you...I mean..." This was utterly unlike Tanya. She virtually never gets nervous like this. It had to be something horrible, or what she thinks is horrible. "So the fact that I'm a faerie doesn't bother you at all?" "The fact that you didn't tell me kinda bugs me, but I think you being a faerie is kinda neat. And I feel a lot safer knowing Angel has you there to protect her at night." I squeezed her hand. "I like faeries, except for white haired maniacs like Splinter. Are you about to tell me she's your sister or something?" Tanya laughed a little. "I think I'd die if I found that out." She stared into my eyes again, then smiled a tiny smile. "It really doesn't bother you at all," she whispered. "You're Tanya. Even if you get blue hair and throw water around sometimes, you're still the woman I..." I paused. "You're my best friend, and I think you proved you're still you by telling me the truth. I guess you'll still be around when I'm dead and gone, but we can have a lot of good times until then. And I'll see you in Heaven one day, I hope." I hope Faeries can go to heaven, I thought. She gulped. "Oh Harry..." She leaned forward. My eyes involuntarily flicked down because I could now see down her shirt. I forced myself to not do that. "I...I..." She shoved a note into my hands. "Read this in just a second, okay?" I blinked. "Uh, right." "I love you, Harry. Now, read the note." She turned and stared off across the park. She was physically shaking. My jaw tried to fall off my face and sink to the Earth's core. I had started to get the feeling as the conversation progressed that something like this was coming, but I was still utterly in shock. The note was labelled, 'To Harry'. I could tell it was Angel's handwriting. Unlike Tanya, Thomas, and I, her handwriting doesn't stink. I opened it slowly, afraid of what I might find. It said, 'Dear Harry, Tanya told me everything. Yes, everything. Once she finishes confessing, please come with her to see me, so we can all discuss this. Maybe we won't break too much of the furniture. Love, Angela.' I gave out a deep sigh of relief. It wasn't a breakup note, which I was scared it might be. Not that discussing this with Angel was going to be any easier, but still... I looked up at Tanya and said the words I had wanted to say for years and years. "I love you too, Tanya." She spun around. Her face was a mass of tears and hope, which makes for a strange combination. She said very quietly, "What...what did the note say?" "Soon as we finish eating, we have to go see Angel and talk about all this." I sighed. "I hope your health insurance is paid up." "Harry, I...She...You...What are we going to do, Harry?" "I guess we'll figure that out." I picked up my food. "We'd better eat before this gets cold." I wanted desperately to grab her, to hug her, to kiss her, to comfort her. If this had happened before I fell in love with Angel, we'd have been making out in the grass by now. As it was, I knew if she touched me, all my defenses would collapse, and I'd do whatever she wanted. I wanted her to touch me. I think she knew it too. We finished our meal with minimal conversation and headed back to the dorm to talk to Angel. We were both shaking. I had no idea what would happen next, and it terrified me. ********************** Angel said: That afternoon was the worst afternoon of my entire life that didn't involve any physical pain. Tanya and I had worked out something that vaguely resembled a plan, but now I was regretting it. I tried to do homework, but I just ended up wanting to chop various sociologists in half with an axe. I tried to go eat dinner, but it tasted like cardboard. I tried chatting with our suitemates, Mindi and Katherine, but I was too much of a spaz to do anything but fret. Finally, I ended up watching this cheesy tape of music videos from the late eighties. My eldest sister had given it to me as a gift for reasons I may never understand. Still, it was a flashback to younger days, and it helped me forget what was going on, until a song I normally like came on. I usually like 'Little Red Corvette'. Unfortunately, my brain started conjuring up a mental image of Harry singing it about Tanya. I would have screamed, but that would have panicked my suitemates. I looked at my watch. What was taking them so long? A mental image of them making love in the grass filled my head. I wished again that I had had more time to plan this, but I had never thought it was possible Tanya actually loved Harry. I thought he was just being as stupid as I get over Thomas sometimes. What if Thomas loves me, I thought, then discarded the idea. No way. Looking back, I could see hints of how Tanya felt, but me and Thomas didn't have anything like that. Maybe if we had made love, I thought, then discarded the thought. Lovemaking can't make someone love you, unless they already do. It can't drive someone else out of their head. At least, I didn't think it could. I couldn't speak from experience. The suite door opened. I heard footsteps. I was sitting on the bed, shivering, with Billy Idol starting to sing 'Dancing with Myself' on the TV as Thomas walked in. "Hi, Angel!" He blinked. "Hey, what's wrong?" I stared at Thomas. "I...I think I...I think I'm about to lose my boyfriend." He blinked and sat down on the bed by me. "What makes you think that? You and Harry seem to be tighter than ever to me. Did you have a fight?" He looked really worried. "He and Tanya..." I didn't want to say it. Surely Thomas has some idea how she feels about Harry. He has to know. Thomas stared at me very intently. His voice wavered just the tiniest bit as he said, "Did they...do something?" It was reassuring to see that even Thomas, who I sometimes think is majoring in suave sophistication, couldn't quite bring himself to say it openly. "No. But Tanya has gone to talk to him about it, and I'm afraid...I'm afraid he's going to dump me for her. He loves her. He's loved her for so long, and she's loved him for so long. It has to be meant to be. I'm just getting in the way." I sighed and stared at the floor. "I can't compete with Tanya." Thomas frowned. "Don't sell yourself short, Angie. I think you can compete with Tanya in every way that counts. And you've got strong points she doesn't." I continued staring at the floor. "Name one." "You're a good planner. You're organized. Tanya is a chaotic mess who has problems planning anything. The last time we went camping together, she was in charge of the food. She forgot to get any. You wouldn't have done that." Thomas put a hand on my shoulder and a thrill went through me. I felt guilty for liking that. "Well, all my planning didn't get me out of this." It was my plan that sent her off to see him without me and now it's all falling apart. Looking back at this, I can see I was being ridiculous, but it all seemed very real at the time. "She's just so perfect. So beautiful and funny and..." Thomas said, "Angie, I just can't understand how you can't see how pretty you are. If you realized how attractive you are, your head would get so big there wouldn't be room for Tanya to sleep here anymore." I laughed a little, and finally turned to face him. "If that's true, why haven't any of the men I've ever liked fallen in love with me?" Certainly Thomas had a rather wide window of opportunity with me if he found me attractive. "First of all, Harry DOES love you. Secondly, the only reason I never asked you out was that I liked you too much to drag you into one of my love affairs. Until I finally got together with Tanya, they were all messy and short. I wanted to be able to be around you for a long time." He was very quiet and his face was troubled and hard to read. I stared at him. I couldn't believe it. Thomas really found me attractive? I'd always assumed he was just trying to cheer me up. "I...you...you really think I'm pretty?" "Angie, I have very good taste in women, and you're one of the best I've ever met. Higher quality than almost all the ones I've gone out with. When you told me that you loved me, I nearly blew my secret on the spot." He got very quiet. "I bet you were thinking there was no way Thomas would ever find out, eh?" I laughed a little. "I just...So you really...you..." He nodded. "Harry loves you. I KNOW. I've been inside his head. I did a better job of protecting my secrets than he did." I started. I hadn't gotten around to asking Harry what his initiation was like. "You're really sure?" "I have total faith that Harry won't dump you for Tanya, and every intent of taking his place if he does." Thomas stared intently at me. "If you want me." I nearly fainted. "I...you mean it?" He took my hand with his. "Would you like me to swear an oath?" It was incredibly overwhelming. My emotions were now in full churn mode. He had to be serious. Thomas does play jokes, but not like this. This was beyond flirting and silliness. "No...you don't have to swear an oath." Slowly, the chaos in my mind began to calm. Harry DID love me. My longing for Thomas hadn't been completely ridiculous. I wasn't going to be utterly alone. Something inside me snapped, and I felt a tremendous sense of..something. Something good. I got up and went over and stared into the mirror. I was a rumpled mess. My clothing was wrinkled, my face was a tear-stained mess and my hair was going in all directions. I didn't look very beautiful. And yet, I felt different. I got a brush and started to brush my hair. "They'll be back soon." This time I meant it. "Tanya went to talk to Harry about everything." The brush began to bring order to my hair's chaos. I could feel my strength returning with every stroke. "So just hang out here and wait for them." I had stopped crying and my face was starting to return to normal. I felt like a sculptor carving something out of rock. I could feel the power I had felt after my initiation. I wasn't sure what I was doing, but it was magic. With every stroke of the brush, I could feel the power building. "Thomas, find me something nice to wear, okay?" Thomas muttered something I couldn't quite hear, then started digging through my drawers under the bed and in the closet. I used to have very short hair, but I started growing it out some when I came to college. Tanya's is longer than mine, but she's been growing her hair just about forever. Finally, my hair was in order. Thomas brought me the clothing. It was just a T-shirt and a long blue skirt that had no right to be worn together. They clashed like the Cowboys and the Oilers. This is what you get when you send a man to pick out your clothing for you. I laughed and took it. "Hope you didn't enchant these like the last time a faery gave me something." Thomas laughed. "Those pajamas Tanya gave you are enchanted, by the way." I stared at him. "No way." He dug them out for me. I could just barely sense the power in them. "..." "Anyway, go get dressed. I won't look." He turned around. "Maybe I want you to look," I teased. "Maybe I'm watching you with my magic." I laughed, then went into the bathroom and changed. It was a weird outfit, but I was in a weird mood. I got out my makeup. I don't use it much. Part of this is that I only have a vague idea what I'm doing when I use it. My mom gets allergic reactions to most makeup and never really taught us to use it properly. However, Tanya's taught me enough that I no longer end up looking like Malibu Barbie when I try to wear makeup. Makeup and warpaint are related in origin, I think. I could feel my power almost crackling, looking for release. Or maybe it was just my nerves. I could hear Thomas had turned on the TV and was watching one of Tanya's Tenchi Muyou tapes. She has a lot of Japanese animation, mostly because her mom gives her ridiculous amounts of spending cash. How her mom affords it on a professor's salary at a small town Texas college, I don't know. I finished applying it and looked at myself. For a moment, the mirror flickered. I thought someone was going to step out of it, so I jumped back. I had glimpsed a woman with long red-golden hair. She looked familiar, though I didn't know where I might have seen her. She looked as surprised as I was, and then the image was gone, and it was just me in the mirror. I shook my head and chalked it up to stress. I hope it's not bragging to say I looked good. I had dressed up for dates before, but somehow I felt more attractive in my silly 'War-kon' T-shirt and blue denim skirt than I had felt in my prom dress. Maybe it was because I was getting ready to see someone I loved. Maybe it was the magical power I could feel surging through me. Maybe Thomas had enchanted my clothing. I stepped out of the bathroom. "Okay, shower me with some more praise." I laughed. I'd never felt this confident in my entire life, I think. Thomas looked up and smiled. "You look beautiful as always." He thought for a moment. "How's this for a plan? When they come in, I'll fake left. You fake right. Then I grab Tanya and you grab Harry and we each drag them off to the appropriate bed and make love to them until they pass out?" His eyes were twinkling. I laughed. "Maybe we should be making out when they walk in." I couldn't believe what I was saying. I just felt so...so powerful. I wonder if Tanya feels like this all the time, I thought. That would explain a lot. Thomas smiled at me. "We can save that for tomorrow night, okay?" I laughed loudly. "And we'll make them watch, okay?" We were both laughing as Harry and Tanya walked in. They both looked as shaken and nervous as I had been when Thomas arrived. I stood up and stared into Harry's blue-green eyes. He stared back at me, and his eyes widened. "Wow, you look good, Angel. I..." I walked over to her. Thomas was approaching Tanya, who was staring at me with a really weird look. I had an evil grin on my face. I turned to face Tanya. "You told him everything?" Tanya stared at me. She looked a little frightened now. "I...Angie, what are we going to do?" I smiled at her. "I don't know about you, but I'm going to kiss my boyfriend until he turns bluer than your faery form's hair." I spun on my heels and grabbed Harry, pulling him into the tightest embrace of my life. Our heads almost slammed together, and I unleashed all the power I felt on Harry. For a moment, he floundered, then his arms wrapped around mine. Tanya started to say something, then I heard more mushy, kissing noises from nearby us. I'm not a passionate person. I focus a lot on self-control. Thomas was right. I am order where Tanya is chaos. However, this time, I was the passionate one. Finally, we broke off the kiss to get some air into our systems. Harry said, "You...you're not mad?" I should have been mad. On another day, I would have either been down in the pit of despair, or incredibly angry. But I wasn't. I finally believed that I could really be loved. I had power. I had spent too much time worrying about fate, whether I was able to compete with Tanya, and all that jazz. I would make my own fate, or die trying. "You love me, don't you?" He nodded. "I love you a lot, Angel. But I also..." I silenced him with a kiss, though this one was short. "I know you won't betray me, Harry. I shouldn't have doubted you. If I could control how I felt about Thomas, I should have known you could control how you felt about Tanya. I trust you, Harry." I was heady with delight. Harry loves me. That was the most important fact in the world. He blushed. "I don't know if I can trust me." "Then we'll just have to cram four people in one bed, I suppose." Harry blushed. Thomas blushed. Even Tanya blushed. I never thought I'd see that day. I laughed, then kissed Harry again. "So, Tanya, looks like all those offers you've made to crawl in with us weren't completely futile. Are we going to use your bed or mine?" I was on a roll. They were all so embarrassed, I could probably have gotten them to do anything. The power in me roared for release again. Harry gulped. We were still embracing each other. I started to drag him towards my bed. "Well, Thomas, you'd better get moving if you don't want me to grab you too." "Ahh, so we are following the plan?" He laughed and started to drag Tanya towards her bed. She blushed. "But...shouldn't we..." "It'll be harder to switch partners afterwards if you're upstairs," I said, laughing very loudly. Harry babbled something utterly incoherent. I pushed him down onto the bed and climbed on top of him, kissing him fiercely. I could hear noises from the other bed that told me that Tanya and Thomas were starting to get down to business. Naturally, this was the moment that the fire alarm went off. *************** Harry said: I wanted to scream. Tanya stopped kissing Thomas and said, "So what did you do this time, you bad boy? Did you set someone on fire and not tell me?" We all laughed, then reluctantly got up and headed outside. Muggleton has a very nice fire alarm system, except that like all school fire alarms, it's intended to be overly sensitive. Better safe than sorry. I REALLY didn't want to go outside. We didn't say much while hurrying out of the building. Nothing worth the bother of repeating. Finally, we all found a bench to sit on together while everyone else milled around and complained. Angel plopped down in my lap and leaned back against me. I put my arms around her waist. It's strange how you can go from despair to joy in such a short time. Angel's transformation had been more extreme than mine, though. What had happened to make her so confident? I'd hardly ever seen her like this before. I liked it, but it scared me. She was so sexy, I could hardly stand it. I wanted her desperately. I had made my choice. I glanced over at Tanya, who was snuggled up to Thomas as if we had never had our discussion. I remembered what Thomas had said about fickleness of faeries. But was I really any different? Almost every day, I swung back and forth on my relationship with Angel. I knew Angel had struggled as well, but suddenly, she had such certainty...I had to know how she got it. I whispered, "Angel...How...How did you make up your mind?" She turned her head around and smiled at me. "I finally listened to all the compliments you and Thomas and Tanya shower on me. I finally understood how you could love me. I never had a boyfriend before you because I never really thought I deserved one. I had the chance...to take Thomas." I got really BIG eyes. "..." "We could have traded. It would have been easy. He likes me, she likes you. But that would be giving up. I love you, Harry. I want you. I want Thomas too. But I choose you. " I glanced over. I could see Tanya and Thomas were listening in, though they were trying to not look like they were. I'm sure Angel knew that too. I said, "I...you'd really take me over Thomas?" "Do you really want to be on top of Thomas?" she teased. Tanya snorted and started to laugh. Thomas fell off the bench with Tanya. I blushed tremendously. "I love you, Harry. I choose you. Do you choose me?" I stared inside my self at my soul. I loved Angel. I loved Tanya. They both loved me. I couldn't love both of them, could I? Then it struck me. If you couldn't love more than one person, then you couldn't love your mother and your father. You couldn't love God and still love anyone else. It wasn't a matter of choosing who to love. It was a matter of chosing who to make a commitment to, who to give the primary claim on my heart. I believe in faithfulness. Angel was being faithful to me, and I would be faithful to her. I loved Tanya, and she loved me, but I had already given her up once by going out with Angel. We made a great couple. This wasn't going to be easy, but suddenly, I believed we could do it. Angel had proved I could trust her to be faithful. I would be faithful to her. "I love you, Angel. If you can trust me, then I'll trust me too." She smiled at me. "Good, then go kiss Tanya." I blinked. "Wh...what?" Thomas coughed loudly. Tanya made a weird noise. "You two have been in love for almost as long as you've been alive. I think you deserve a kiss for all the hell you've both gone through." Tanya and I both stared at Angel as if she had gone insane. Thomas smiled. "Do I get a kiss too?" Angel winked. "If you ask me nicely. Or were you asking Harry?" Angel and Thomas both laughed. I started to wonder if they had been taking drugs while Tanya and I had had our talk. I said, "We...ought to wait until we get inside. So people don't notice." Everyone started to head inside as if I'd just given the cue. Angel smiled. "We won't have long to wait then, will we?" I had never been so scared in my entire life. Tanya seemed vaguely stunned. Thomas was grinning like a hyena. We headed upstairs. We entered Tanya and Angel's room. I stared at Tanya. She stared back. It was the real test. Could we kiss each other and stop? If we couldn't, then we'd never be able to have a relationship with the people we were with. I suddenly realized Angel knew that. That was why she posed this test. I walked slowly over to Tanya. We were both trembling. I had never really kissed Tanya when we were both awake and sane. I had to know what it was like. We stared at each other for a moment, and then I said, "I love you, Tanya. Ever since we were little." She said quietly, "I love you, Harry. Ever since we were little." She stepped closer to me. I reached out with my arms, and she shook as I drew her into an embrace. We inched closer to each other. Finally, our lips met and eyes closed. I don't know how long we kissed. It could have been eternity. It was sweet beyond measure. Wild fantasies of this leading to her and me and Angel and Thomas in one big tangled mess on the bed swept through my mind. I fought them off, but not with a lot of strength. I wanted that. The important thing was that even when I was kissing Tanya, I was still thinking of Angel. Okay, that sounds weird. What I meant was that my love for Angel was strong enough to stay with me, even in this situation. That was all the proof I needed, at least at that moment. I gazed into Tanya's eyes and I could see she was having a similar experience. We broke off our kiss, but not our embrace. "I'll always love you, Tanya. You'll always be in my heart. When you need us, Angel and I will always come, won't we, Angel?" Angel nodded. "Whenever you need us." "And I'll always love you, Harry," Tanya said. "You know you can count on me." I released the embrace and turned to Angel, who stood up and almost threw herself into my arms. Tanya turned nervously to Thomas, who grabbed her and pulled her down into an embrace. He said, "I love you, Tanya. I know this won't be easy, but I love you, anyway." "And I love you." They kissed. So did Angel and I. It was so sweet that if anyone had been watching, they would probably have died of cavities. When the kissing stopped, we were all flushed. Angel said, "And now we come to..." She paused. "The hardest part." I boggled. "The hardest part?" She smiled evilly at me. "Cramming four people in one bed isn't easy, you know." I fainted. What else could I do? ********************************* Angel said: You're probably wondering if I'd gone mad. Maybe I did. I couldn't keep up such a state of flirtatious confidence in my own attractiveness and deservingness of love forever. Not at that point. But I could keep it up long enough to make it count. Harry woke up pretty fast when I took off his shoes and socks and tickled his feet. He flailed about in a cutely futile manner. I smiled at him. "I was joking, Harry." Tanya said, "Well, I'm game." Thomas nodded. "Seems logical to me." Harry was about to die. He stared at the three of us. "You...you're joking." "Do you want us to be joking?" Suddenly, it seemed like a good idea to me. I wanted Harry desperately. We all wanted each other desperately. Well, maybe not everyone, but enough of us to make it work out okay. Harry gulped. "Am I the only sane one here?" Tanya thought for a moment. "Yes." I laughed. "Well, we'll just share a room instead of a bed, then." Yes, that's a good idea, I thought. If we can do this with them watching, we'll be showing how much we love each other. Thomas carried Tanya over to the other bed. "Are we going to sychronize or just go free-style?" "And do we get to tag off?" Tanya giggled. I looked at Harry and started to wonder if maybe I was acting as weirdly as he was looking at me like I was acting. "Harry, I won't make you do this. Maybe I'm acting a little weird. Am I scaring you?" "I want to make love to you, Angel. So badly, I can hardly stand it, but...I don't have any protection." He then whispered very softly, "And I'm not really sure how to use it. I mean, I know the basic idea, but..." He blushed. "And I don't want to get you pregnant. I mean, that's one reason we were waiting..." Thomas opened one of Tanya's drawers and pulled out a box. "I always forget to carry these, so I try to leave them everywhere I might need them." He winked. "Try not to scream too loud, okay? Last time Tanya and I did this, Mindi and Katherine came running in because they thought Tanya injured herself." You don't really need to know how the rest of this went. I got the instructions I needed. Suffice it to say that we didn't all end up in one bed, but we were all naked and feeling pretty good when it was all over. It wasn't the solution to all our problems. You can't fix this kind of mess in a single evening, but it was the start of REALLY trying to fix it instead of sweeping it under the rug. ********************* Harry said: I woke up at three AM or so, thinking I had just had the craziest dream of my life. I couldn't have possibly had Tanya tell me she loved me and had mad passionate sex with Angel all in one day. Maybe ONE of the above, but both? No way. Yes way. A few seconds after waking up, I realized there was a woman in my arms, and we were both fairly naked. I couldn't remember clearly to even guess which of the possible candidates was in my arms. My brain was whacked out, confusing fantasy and reality. Since I can't tell the color of someone's hair with my fingertips, and the light was bad, I had to try to go by hair length. I was pretty sure it was Angel. I heard Tanya mutter something from the other bed, which confirmed it. I tried to remember things more clearly, but my brain was fuzzy. I wanted to sleep, but I couldn't, for some reason. Had I slept with Angel and Tanya or just Angel? I was pretty sure I'd kissed Tanya, but I didn't think we'd done more than that. I couldn't believe we'd all been so horny. I guess the stress release did something. Especially with Angel. I could hardly believe how she'd been acting...or how glad I was she had done all that. I slowly dropped off to sleep again. I got woken up by Angel, who shook me awake. Thomas and Tanya were still knocked out in the other bed. Angel looked vaguely panicked. "Harry! Wake up!" I woke up. "Bwuh wha?" "Harry, did we..." "Unless Thomas and Tanya hypnotized us and stole our clothing," I said. Which wasn't necessarily a bad theory, but I was pretty sure it wasn't the case. She gazed into my eyes, then slid up my body slightly and kissed me on the lips. "I wish I could remember it all more clearly." "I think we enjoyed it." She very lightly noogied me. "Don't make me hurt you, Harry." It's amazing how different a state of wild abandon and calm can be. Don't think I didn't find Angel's body attractive, because I did and I do. However, I'd never thought I could be in the same bed with a naked woman I was in love with and not want to make love to her right that instant. I suppose I had had inflated, or perhaps totally deranged expectations. It wasn't that I didn't want to make love to her again eventually, but I wasn't burning madly with passion like I had the previous night. I suppose all those nights in the castle together did it. I had gotten used to having her body by mine. The lack of clothing did turn me on a bit, but not like it would have without that. I guess. My body tends to do what it wants without consulting me, anyway. She smiled at me. It was a beautiful smile. I could have lain there forever, gazing into her eyes. So of course, Sir Timoleous chose this moment to step out of the mirror and say hello. "Mr. Crags, Duke..." he trailed off. Angel shrieked and pulled the covers up over both of us. The shriek startled Thomas and Tanya, who snapped awake. Well, Thomas did. Tanya looked pretty groggy. "Zat you, Mom?" Sir Timoleous blushed. "I did not realize I would be walking into a tryst. Perhaps I should look into learning how those phone things work." I pulled the covers down enough that I wouldn't have to talk through them. "You could say that. Please tell me the Duke isn't about to step out too." "The Duke is not about to step out too. Anyway, he will be expecting you this afternoon at 2 by your time. I'll come by your room to pick you up." He paused. "You will be in your room then, correct?" "I'll be dressed too," I said. "Even though you didn't mention that part." Tanya laughed. I could hear Angel muttering something about breaking all the mirrors everywhere. Thomas looked nervous. He bowed. "Until we meet again." He stepped into the mirror and vanished. Thomas said, "Duke Ironwood wants to meet you? He sounded shocked or surprised. "Yeah. Is he a bigshot?" Tanya said, "Is the Pope catholic? Does Utah have any Mormons? Does Superman fight for truth and justice?" Thomas said, "He is the Queen's chief general and a very long term ally of hers. I don't think he's visited the mortal plane or taken much interest in it for a very long time. Why does he want to meet you?" I shrugged. "I have no idea." I stuck my head under the covers. "You can come out now." Angel slowly crawled back up to where her head stuck out, then laid it down on my chest and turned her face to Thomas and Tanya. "Can you bring guests, Harry?" "We can ask. I can't see why he would mind." "Well, if you can't, Angel and I will just share Thomas tonight," Tanya said. "You're man enough for it, right, Thomas?" She swirled her hand around his chest. Thomas has a fair amount of chest hair, unlike myself, who looks like a poster boy for hair removal techniques. Thomas looked over at us and did a double-take. I guess he hadn't quite really fully thought about the fact that all four of us were naked in the same room. He said, "Bu...uh...you...naked...bed... umm...here....and..." Tanya looked at Thomas. "What, you've forgotten all the times you've seen me naked before?" Thomas said, "Um, refresh my memory. Do all four of us NORMALLY have sex in the same room?" "I'd say last night was the first time," I said. Thomas tried to say something, but failed, then tried again. "Umm...did I really...I mean...I remember that...uh, Angel, did you..." Angel blushed. "I was acting really crazy, wasn't I?" Tanya said, "If you were crazy, we need to go nuts more often." I had never seen Thomas freak out before. It was a learning experience. Thomas is pretty emotional, but I'd never seen him actually phased by an experience. "So was having sex as a group part of this package deal or..." "Is that a hint?" Tanya said, sliding a hand down Thomas' back. "Let me rephrase that. Will we be doing this again tonight?" "I don't see why not," Tanya said. "I'm game," I said. I was game, and more importantly, I rarely get to yank Thomas' chain. This was my revenge of sorts. "You can demonstrate some techniques for me and Angel, since we're new to this." Thomas fainted. Tanya laughed. "Nice acting, dear." I looked at the clock. "AAAH!!!! I'm going to miss Chemistry!" Angel looked at the clock. "And breakfast." She stretched and sat up. The sheets slid off her, exposing her chest. I gazed admiringly. Angel has a very nice figure, though not quite as good as Tanya's. Thomas had sat back up and was making gasping noises and staring at Angel's breasts as if he had never seen such a thing before. Of all the behavior I might have expected from Mr. Sophisticated, this was not it. Angel blinked and blushed. "I...uh..." she clutched the sheets around herself, but she seemed rather pleased by his reaction as well. Having lost all the sheets, I reached on the floor and got my clothing. I threw it on, since I was in a hurry. "Come by my room at 2, everyone. I have to get to class. If I miss this, I'm gonna look like an idiot in lab tomorrow." I took off running. ************** Angel said: I scrambled out of bed and opened the drawers under my bed and dragged out some clothing. Luckily, I didn't have class until eleven, so I had time to get dressed. I glanced over at Thomas, who was still making faces. I laughed a little. Once I got a bra and some panties on, I dropped the sheets and put them back on the bed, then started digging out some more clothing. Tanya was laughing her head off. "Cut the innocent act, Thomas." He muttered something incoherent. "Give him a striptease!" she shouted. I wasn't that bold, but I was feeling sexier than I ever had in my entire life, not counting the previous night. I finished tossing on a t-shirt and jeans, then sauntered over to them. "We'll save that for tonight, okay?" Thomas fainted again. Tanya looked at me and winked. "You learn fast, grasshopper. I like that." I laughed. "I have a good teacher." Thomas muttered something about doom. I said, "Well, I'm going to go see if I can dig up some food, if there's anything left at the commons. You two coming?" Tanya said, "Sure. Lemme take a shower. C'mon, Thomas." She dragged him naked across the room to the bathroom we share with our suitemates, then vanished out of sight into it. I went back to my bed and plopped down to wait. I couldn't believe it. I'd made love with Harry. I'd wanted to do this for a very long time, but I had been so worried about getting...pregnant. Well, Harry used a condom and I've been taking the pill. I hope we're gonna be okay. A cloud of fear tried to close in, but I drove it off for the moment with my happy memories. A lot of last night was fuzzy, but I remembered a few things clearly. I thought about Thomas and Tanya in the shower and felt a rather delicious surge of desire. I was excited and embarrassed at the same time. There was a certain temptation to join them, but I fought it off. The previous night I probably would have done it, but I wasn't feeling so bold anymore. That had been abnormal, though it had been an abnormality that I enjoyed. A lot. I'd enjoyed Thomas staring at my bare chest too, although it embarrassed me at the same time. It embarrassed him too, which surprised me. I guess some of his usual sophisticated swinger act was just that, an act. I'm gonna need to talk to Harry this afte...oh yeah, we're gonna go meet that Duke, I thought. Well, soon. I hugged myself happily. I love you so much, Harry, I thought. I hope I feel like this forever. They finally came out, got some clothing, got dressed, and we headed over to the Commons, as the Thornton U cafeteria is called. It's a very short walk, since it's just on the other side of Locke, which is right next to Muggleton. Of course, we have kitchens in our suites, but we're all too lazy to cook. Tanya and I use our suite's refrigerator to keep fruit and cokes cold, pretty much. Katherine and Mindi actually cook, so sometimes we can talk them into feeding us, but I try not to do that too often. After breakfast, I had Cultural Anthropology to go to, so I bid Thomas and Tanya goodbye and ran off to class. As usual, we learned more about Dr. Warwick's children than we did about Anthropology. Better than the time we discussed sheep farming in San Angelo in my World Civ class, but that's a story for another time. Mr. Greene was busily planting more flowers in front of the Anderson Science building as I crossed the quad, so I stopped to say hi. "I can't believe you're planting flowers in October." "Well, it doesn't get too cold, and since they'll just give me more to plant when these freeze to death in January..." He sighed. "It's a silly job, sometimes." I sat down by him. "Well, if you remember our last talk, I think I made my choice." "You think you did? So you're not sure?" he teased with a twinkle in his eye. I laughed. "Harry and I made a big commitment to each other. I guess I finally really realized he loved me. It just hadn't quite really sunk in." He grabbed another set of small plants in one of those plastic things that looks sort of like an egg case, then broke more ground with his spade. "Now the hard part starts." "The hard part?" "Sticking to a decision is always harder than making it. With time, it gets easier. The more we act in one way, the easier it becomes to act that way. The more you act on your love for Harry, the stronger it will grow. Love is the hardest work of all, and the best." He sighed. "As my wife used to say." "What happened?" I didn't know he had ever been married. "She died." He sighed. "I haven't seen her in what seems like forever." I patted him on the shoulder. "You'll be together again, one day, in heaven." "We weren't exactly what you'd call godly people. All I can hope is that our reunion will be better than our parting." He began planting another flower, a poppy. "What happened?" "She blew herself up in an experiment. I was the only survivor." He sighed. "So now, I just garden. No risk of explosions." I felt awful for him. "That's horrible. I'm really sorry for you." He sighed. "It's over and done. All I can do is atone." He started on another poppy. "Oh, tell your friend Tanya that a Mrs. Silverwind is wandering around looking for her. Something about empty rooms or something." "Empty rooms?" He shrugged. "She was babbling something before she asked me if I knew where to find Tanya Cromwell. The weird thing was..." He paused and looked around. "There was this girl with her, who looked just like Tanya. You'd think they were twins." "Weird. Well, I gotta go. Thanks for talking with me." I got up and brushed the dirt off my jeans. "Thank you," he said. I got back to the dorm. Tanya had left a note that I should come down to Harry's room, so I did. Everyone was hanging out and discussing our next D&D game, which I suddenly remembered I needed to finalize the plans I had for it. Harry was teasing Tanya and telling her she ought to be playing an elf, so they started wrestling right as I came in. I felt a surge of jealousy and tamped it down, frowning. No more jealousy! Bad mind. No biscuit. I thought about what Mr. Greene had said. Tanya looked up and said, "Hey, Angie, you need to help me kick Harry's butt. " "Why?" I reminded myself to tell Tanya about the lady who was looking for her in just a second. She thought a moment. "Just 'cause we can." I laughed and joined in, so of course, Thomas pitched in to save Harry. All thoughts of that Silverwind person slipped right out of my head. We were a horribly tangled mess on the bed when the mirror shimmered and Sir Timoleous stepped out. The man has the worst timing I've EVER seen. "I have come to..." He trailed off and blushed. Harry looked up, then at the clock. "Uh...hi." It was 12:30. He was early. We swiftly disentangled ourselves. Harry said, "This is my girlfriend, Angela Bedos-Rezak." He put an arm around me. "And these are..." "Lord Flamehair and Lady Aquamarine." Sir Timoleous bowed. "We have met before." He bowed. "Are you ready to go?" I nodded. "Let's do it." ************************ Harry said: My third trip through mirrorland, as I call it, was about as disturbing as the first. We stepped out into a very nice room that looked stolen from one of Tanya's Regency Romances. She made me read one of those once. BLEAH! I surmised it was likely Sir Timoleous' room. The fact that he took off his sword and hung it up on the wall when we entered reinforced my assumption. He turned and looked at us. "Hmm. You'll all need somewhat more suitable garb." Tanya and Thomas assumed their faerie forms and were suddenly clad much more appropriately. Unfortunately, Angel and I couldn't do that. Sir Timoleous said to me, "With your permission?" "Can we make sure I get this outfit back afterwards?" I'd already lost one set of clothing to something like this. He nodded. "Zap at will." Angel nodded as well. My new clothing was hot, but impressive, although hose have never been my thing. I had a Henry VIII hat, a long white buttoned shirt, a brocaded red and black satin jacket over that with big poofy sleeves that gathered at a tight cuff buttoned with gold, knee length poofy pants and long white hose down to my shoes, which now looked like slippers. Angel looked beautiful in a long blue dress with a huge skirt that I suspected would make it hard to get through doorways. It was laced up the front with white cords from her waist to about halfway up her breasts, then opened up into a wide, square cut-off area that showed off her throat, her upper chest and the top of her cleavage. The sleeves were bunched at the shoulders and only went down to about halfway above her elbow. She was wearing long blue matching gloves that came up almost to her elbow. I could see she was blushing a little, but I thought she looked beautiful. Sir Timoleous said, "Does either of you have a heraldic symbol?" "A black cliff on a blue background," I said. Tanya laughed faintly. I had gotten a shield like that at a Renaissance Festival a few years ago. I thought it was cool, even though I had no real use for it. I decided to get Dad to mail it to me. "A white lion, uh..." Angel trailed off, probably trying to remember the heraldic term. Neither of us knows much about real heraldry. The stuff I've drawn for my D&D characters tends to break every law of heraldry known to man and sends Tanya into conniption fits. "A white lion rampant on a royal gold background," Aquamarine said. Sir Timoleous coughed and stared at Aquamarine for a moment. "Really?" Aquamarine smiled her most evil grin. "Quite certain." I assumed he was wondering why her symbol had a non-standard heraldic color. Royal gold is what Tanya calls the sort of reddish-gold color, sort of like strawberry blonde hair, that the shield Angel got had on it. It's a pretty color. For a moment, Sir Timoleous simply stared at her, then he smiled faintly. "This should be amusing." "What should be amusing?" Angel asked, clearly as confused as I was. Sir Timoleous wiggled his fingers in what I suspected was a completely unnecessary manner, since he hadn't done it before. A few seconds later, I had little black cliffs all over my outfit, and Angel's dress was now reddish-gold with white lions. "Shall we go?" Aquamarine nodded, a twinkle in her eye. I had seen this twinkle before, and it usually meant something we would laugh at MUCH later was coming. We headed out of the room, down the hallway, and down a staircase. Rounding a corner, we then passed through a doorway into a foyer. Through the open doors to the outside, we could see a beautiful garden, while through the closed doors to our left, we could hear talking and music. Two bored looking heralds, one man, and one woman, stood in front of the door. The man had the darkest skin I've ever seen. He was black in an entirely literal sense. He wore a blue turban on his head and had a rather jarring green beard. The woman was tall and thin, with brown skin and green hair. I guessed she was a dryad like the other one I had met. They both wore blue and black livery of identical style, though cut a little differently for their different heights, for the woman was nearly a foot taller than the man. The man said, "None shall pass." They both held long golden horns, and the woman lightly bopped the man on the head. "Will you STOP that!" Sir Timoleous laughed. "Haroun, next time, try that with someone you don't know and maybe it will work." He shrugged. "I'm too lazy to wait for someone I don't..." He trailed off for no apparent reason as he looked at us. "I take it one of these is the guest you were sent to fetch?" Sir Timoleous nodded. "I'd like you to announce their arrival." Silence. I wondered what we were waiting for. Finally, the woman said, "I suppose you could tell us who we're supposed to announce?" "Aren't you people being paid to recognize people by their heraldic symbols?" Flamehair said, looking aggravated. The woman said, "I know you two, but your companion's symbols are strange to me." Haroun didn't say anything. Aquamarine said, "Announce the arrival of Sir Harold Crags and Lady Angela Bedos-Rezak." I whispered to her, "Since when was I a knight?" She whispered back, "Since I said so." She winked. The heralds swung the doors open and blew their trumpets, announcing our arrival. We strode into the great hall, which was about three hundred feet long, supported by elaborately carved pillars which resembled trees. When I took a closer look, I saw that in fact they were trees, and the roof was somehow woven from their tangled upper branches. The floor was carpeted with blue and grey carpet which was decorated with an elaborate spiraling pattern of blue and grey triangles. Dozens of people milled about, and at the far end of the hall was a huge chair on a dias. Tables were pushed up against the walls, and I guessed the place doubled as a dining hall. The Duke was talking to some Sidhe woman in a dress quite similar to Angel's, except that hers was decorated with silver colored clouds. Her hair was long and blue, but I couldn't see her face from this angle. A few seconds later, I had one of the most surreal experiences of my life. I saw Tanya standing off to one side, talking to a huge, green-skinned ogre who was very ugly and very well dressed. She was dressed in a blue version of Angel's dress, but with the silver clouds of the Sidhe noblewoman. I poked Angel and pointed. She did a double-take. "That looks like..." Aquamarine said quietly, "That's my...sister." "I thought you were an only child," Angel said. I realized what she meant. "That's the girl you were switched with." I knew changelings had been switched with human children, but I hadn't really thought about it, until now. I wonder what she's like. Aquamarine nodded, but didn't say anything. She looked uncomfortable. As we got closer, the Duke looked up and blinked. The woman turned round and blinked as well. She looked a lot like Aquamarine, I realized, and a little like Mom Cromwell. She had the same smile. I almost expected her to say, 'Hello, Harry. Looks like you've found out our little secret.' Duke Ironwood stood up. He was an impressive man. He was tall and heavily built, with black hair streaked with grey. He was dressed in a highly regal outfit, complete with a long blue cape and a simple silver diadem set with a diamond. A sword hung at his belt. He was the only man in the entire room who was armed with anything larger than a knife. The blue-haired woman was the only other person armed, as she had a sabre on her belt. She was staring at Angel for no reason that I could tell. "Greetings, visitors. You are welcome at my court. I am glad you have honored me by accepting my invitation. This is my friend and close ally, Duchess Silverwind. " The duchess bowed. "We have heard some interesting stories about you, Sir Crags and Lady Bedos-Rezak. I ask that you consent to speak with us a while, and we shall dine in private and discuss some matters that may interest you." I bowed and Angel did her best to curtsey. "I would be happy to dine with you," I said. Angel nodded. "Sure." She suddenly started, for no apparent reason. Everyone was staring at us, and I could hear whispered bits of conversation. Flamehair looked vaguely amused for no apparent reason. Aquamarine looked very nervous. Lady Silverwind said, "I'm glad you came, Aquamarine. I have things I need to discuss with you, and when I came looking for you on your campus, I couldn't find you." Aquamarine spluttered wordlessly then said, "You...you actually came looking for me on campus?" She nodded. "This nice gardner fellow gave us directions, but when we tried to follow them, we ended up inside something called a 'biology lab', whatever that is." Angel and I laughed, then tried to act like we weren't laughing. "I hope they didn't try to experiment on you," Angel said. Flamehair laughed as well, now. "They would certainly regret that. How soon shall we be dining?" "In about two hours. Feel free to roam the grounds or socialize with everyone while you wait. I will be dealing with some legal cases in a few minutes. Sir Timoleous, bring them to the Green Room in two hours." Sir Timoleous bowed. Duchess Silverwind said, "Aquamarine, come with me. Lady Bedos-Rezak, would you like to join us? I would be interested to learn more of you." Angel looked at me. I shrugged. She turned and said, "Sure." Aquamarine didn't look too happy as the three of them went over to the girl who looked like Tanya, and the ogre, then departed. Sir Timoleous said to me, "Well, we have two hours to kill. Would you like a tour of the grounds." Flamehair said, "Let's go horseback riding. I have heard the Duke has quite an excellent stable." I perked up. I enjoy horseback riding. My cousins live in rural Oklahoma and they have horses on their farm. It's the best part of any trip there. Unlike squirrels, horses love me. "That would be great. I haven't had a good ride since we went to see my cousins back in early August." We went to the stables and picked out some horses. I got a nice chestnut stallion, while Sir Timoleous had a roan horse and Flamehair picked out a blue stallion that rather frightened me. It looked mildly insane. "What's my horse's name?" I asked. "My name is Marcus Aurelius. Nice to meet you," the horse said. I nearly jumped out of my skin. "Uh...sorry. Horses don't talk where I come from." Sir Timoleous said, "I was quite surprised Marcus let you pick him. I take it you like this fellow?" Marcus nodded. "I don't know why, but there's something soothing about you, young man." "Uh, thanks." I put the saddle on him and mounted up. "You don't mind being ridden?" He did the horse equivalent of a shrug. "It's a living. Putting up with all these idiots who can't talk gets boring sometimes, but it beats dealing with those macho idiots who go around trying to become boss and get their own herd of fillies. I can talk, but I don't fight so well." "Let's go," Sir Timoleous said. We rode out of the stables and through the small town inside the walls of the huge castle I now saw we were inside. A river ran by the town with a road along it. The road was flanked by a huge forest of trees ranging from five hundred to two thousand feet in height. They were huge, and many of them looked to be made out of metal. Their branches interlocked at the top, forming a huge roof that dimmed the bright sun to a soft light. Hardly anything grew between the widely spaced trees. It was indeed, almost perfect for riding. The ground rolled softly, forming shallow valleys, low hills, and downs. Marcus said, "Let's race. Just riding around bores me. I've seen this forest so many times..." Flamehair grinned as his horse tried to toss him off and failed miserably, then somehow smacked into a tree. "Well, I suspect I've handicapped myself. If you like." I nodded. "Sure." I'd done this with my cousins. I always lost, but they had more time to practice than I did. Sir Timoleous said, "All right. When I shout, Go, we go." We lined up our horses as best we could. "GO!" We took off, and I took the early lead, probably because Marcus knew what to expect, while the other horses took a while to fully clue in to the fact they were expected to go full tilt. We raced down into a small valley, vaulted over a stream, then bolted up the other side and across a long down, that suddenly dropped off. I almost fell off when we landed on the steep slope beyond. At this point, the crazy horse started pulling ahead. I could hear Marcus grumbling. I said, "Umm...did we decide how long we're going to race? How do we know who wins?" Sir Timoleous shrugged, "Whoever doesn't fall off?" I didn't like those terms. As it was, it became irrelevant when we crested a hill and eight archers down in the valley opened fire on us. They were ugly little critters, about three foot tall with purple and tan skin, wearing black leather outfits that looked rather like they thought they were ninjas. They had huge pointed ears nearly as big as their heads and wrinkled pig-like faces. Sir Timoleous said, "What are Unseelie Goblins doing this far south?" "We can worry about that later!" Flamehair said. Sadly, horses can't stop on a dime, and we were going full tilt. We ended up riding right through the middle of them, sending Goblins running for their lives. We crested the next hill and took cover in the next valley. Flamehair said, "Harry, stick close to me, since you aren't armed." "Neither are you!" Flames danced about his hands. "Armed enough, though I'd rather not use fire in a forest." A forest. I tried to calm my mind, and then I could hear the trees talking, faintly. It sounded like they were speaking high up in the air. We could hear the goblins getting closer. Sir Timoleous drew his sword. "Luckily, we have horses, and they do not. Still, it seems like a rather clumsy assassination attempt. Who sends goblins to do assassination?" I heard a tree say something about hundreds more of them being on the way. I paled. "Um, the trees say there's several hundred more on the way." "..." Sir Timoleous looked rather disturbed, then blinked. "You talk to trees?" "Well, I haven't figured out much else I can do, but..." Flamehair grinned. "Maybe all the pinecones will knock out the goblins instead of you, now." "Hey!" Marcus said, "I suggest we run for it." We charged over the hill with no real plan. Flamehair hurled a blast of fire at the oncoming arrow barrage and toasted it, then we crashed through the goblins. Sir Timoleous didn't need his sword. I could hear the trees grumbling about unnecessary fires to the west of us. I shouted, "Thank you," as we left the forest, then we raced back to the castle. *************** Angel said: I was starting to wonder why Aquamarine was acting so fidgety. We walked over to the girl who looked like Tanya. The Duchess said, "Irene, your sister is here." Irene, the girl who looked like Tanya turned to us. She smiled confidently and looked like she knew a secret that no one else knew. Maybe multiple secrets. "Aquamarine! You need to come home more often. We miss you. Will you and Flamehair be staying long?" She sounded just like Tanya too, except maybe a tiny bit deeper voiced. It was surreal. I tried to curtsey again. It was fairly easy in this dress, though the amount of bosom I was showing off made me a bit nervous. I wasn't showing off quite as much as the duchess and Irene, though. They were both better built than me, which seemed to be almost standard in Faerieland, at least for the Sidhe. Everyone in the room was frighteningly beautiful. I did my best to project an air of confidence, which didn't stand out in a room full of confident, beautiful people. Irene looked at my outfit. "I don't recognize your symbol. What house are you from?" Aquamarine laughed faintly. "House Capet." I had no idea what she was talking about, but played along. Duchess Silverwind said, "Who?" Aquamarine adopted a sort of lecturing pose, gesturing with one hand. "In the tenth century, the line of Carolinian monarchs had reached a state of degeneration and general patheticness. Toward the end of the century, a nobleman named Hugh Capet became King of France. Angela springs from that noble line through Louis XI." Now I knew what she was talking about. My mom claims to be descended from Louis XI. Usually, this is right before she starts yelling at us in French because we didn't do something. She's from France, by the way. Dad's great-grandfather was also French, but they met when he was stationed in Germany. What she was doing in Germany, I'm not quite sure. The Duchess said, "Ahh. Now I understand why you wear royal gold. I had thought I knew all who qualified to wear that color by sight." Irene curtseyed to me. It was rather gratifying. I got a small sort of quasi-curtsey from the Duchess. That was VERY gratifying. Irene then said, "Oh, this is my friend, Theseus." She pointed to the nearby ogre. He bowed grandly. "A pleasure to meet you." The Duchess said, "Theseus, we have matters to discuss in private." He nodded. "I shall see you at dinner?" He said hopefully to Irene, who smiled. Irene said, "I hope so." We headed out of the great hall and went out into the garden. "I understand you are studying some sort of arcane art at the school that Aquamarine is attending?" the Duchess asked me. I laughed. "You could call it that. I'm majoring in sociology. It's the study of how people interact in groups, to put it briefly." "Ahh," she nodded, though I suspected it was still all Greek to her. "Do you practice any sort of magic?" I tried to remember my trick from the other day. Soon, I had a cool breeze circulating. "I'm just learning." Irene said, "My own talents run towards fire, like Flamehair." She got a bit of a dreamy look. Aquamarine frowned. "Wind and water are my own affinities," the Duchess said. "I understand you are Sir Crags' lover?" I blushed a bit. "Yes. We've been together since last April." Irene said, "He is a handsome fellow. Does he come of a noble line like yourself?" "Harold's family has higher social status than my own." Which was true. We barely kept ourselves afloat, while Harry's family is comfortable, though not rich. That impressed them. "Indeed," the Duchess said thoughtfully. "Anyway, Aquamarine, there has been a new development in your engagement." I blinked. "You and Th...Flamehair got engaged?" This must have happened in the last few hours, I thought. Aquamarine blushed and muttered, "Mother claims she and Duke Ironwood engaged me and his son shortly after our birth. Nevermind that no one even knows where this son is." Irene said, "Aquamarine, you should be happy they didn't engage you to a troll, like happened to your cousin." I tried hard not to laugh. "So why is the Duke's child missing?" "The faery who delivered him was assassinated, and the children he was transporting...some of them fell into the hands of the Unseelie Fae." Duchess Silverwind frowned. "We don't know if the Unseelie captured his son and the Queen's daughter, or if he had already made the switch, or just one switch. We don't even know exactly what the Unseelie did with the children." Irene kneeled down and plucked out a violet, then conjured a small brooch and pinned the violet to her dress with the brooch. "I shudder to think that I might have fallen into the hands of the Unseelie." Aquamarine said faintly, "Flamehair and I were the last two children he had delivered before the trip where the Unseelie got him. Poor Robin. " She sighed. "But you don't even know where he was taking them?" That sounded weird to me. "Some children are delivered to specificly planned parents, usually Spring People who are aware of the existence of Faeries," Irene said, "Like Flamehair was." "But most are delivered by the Deliverers, specially trained faeries who know how to read the skein of Fate and find the right child with whom a child is switched," the Duchess said. "Thus, most changelings strongly resemble the child for whom they are changed, as with Irene and 'Tanya'." She sighed. "Anyway, the Duke claims he has a strong lead as to where his son is." "Where?" Aquamarine asked. "At your university, I believe. I suppose he thinks young master Harold has some knowlege that may help him in finding out where his son is. And of course, we're both interested in hearing out why Queen Teleute has sent one of her children after your head." "Splinter's an obsessive nutcase," I said. Actually, we hadn't seen her in a while. Maybe she's given up, I hoped. "Mother, I have no intention of marrying the Duke's son. I've never met him, and he probably doesn't even know he is a faerie, or he would have shown up by now." Aquamarine put her hands on her hips. "I'll go live as a mortal if I have to. Mom isn't going to try to force me to marry anyone." Arranged marriages. I shuddered. At least I don't have to worry about Harry's dad marrying him off to someone. I wonder if Flamehair has a marriage arranged for him as well. Irene said, "Be respectful to our mother!" She frowned at Aquamarine. The Duchess sighed, "You are so stubborn. I shouldn't have waited so long to come looking for you, but the Queen insisted I wait. You will marry the Duke's son." "What if he never even shows up? I'm not going to wait forever for him. He might even be dead." Things went downhill fast. I tried to stay out of this, other than offering an occassional comment in support of Aquamarine. They were all screaming at each other when the trumpets blew loudly. They fell silent. "We're under attack?" Irene said. "Did I mishear that?" The Duchess said, "I'm going to find the Duke. Aquamarine, Irene, protect our guest." I hope Harry's okay, I thought. **************** Harry said: Somehow, I ended up in the Duke's war council, perhaps because they didn't have anything else to do with me. We met in a blue room with a large round table surrounded by thirty or so chairs. The walls were covered with long beautiful tapestries, showing various battles. Most of them were between armies of faeries, but two of them were not. One depicted an army of humans in chainmail and leather in the middle of a hilly desert, trying to fight off some group of bow-wielding nomads. I guessed from their cross symbols that this was some incident from the crusades. The other picture was of two armies with pikes and muskets going at it near a walled city. One of the armies had a flag I didn't recognize, but the other one looked vaguely familiar. It was a double-headed black eagle on a white background. I resolved to ask Tanya later. We had plenty of space, since there were only ten of us for the twenty chairs. The duke, Duchess Silverwind, Sir Timoleous, Aquamarine, Flamehair, myself, a dryad, a pixie and a brownie who shared a chair since neither of them was more than two feet tall, and Sir Ptolmaeus, the castellan, sat and stared at the magical map that he had conjured up for our convenience. "As far as we can tell, three converging groups of Unseelie are closing in. How they got this many troops hundreds of miles into Seelie lands, I don't know. I got a message from Caer Annon and the other fronteir Caers and they said they haven't even had a raid in several weeks. Normally, the Unseelie wait for the balance of power to shift after Samhain, anyway." The Duke nodded. "How large are these columns?" "We estimate about four hundred goblins per column, a handful of ogres and sidhe, and two or three ice walkers. One of the columns has a tiny group of sidhe cavalry on nightmares. The rest are all on foot. About half the goblins are archers and the rest have javelins and axes or other hand weapons." "How widely separated are the columns?" I asked. If they're coming from wide enough directions, we could beat them in detail. I'm not much good at hand to hand combat, but I've been playing wargames since I was ten. That's how I got into D&D and other RPGs, from miniatures warfare. "They're advancing slowly. There's a several mile gap between each group right now. Two of the columns are moving to cut the two roads, while the third comes straight at us. It's the one with the ice walkers." The castellan said. "That means they'll cut us off from the road to the Queen's Palace!" the pixie pronounced in a remarkably loud voice for someone only six inches tall. Sir Timoleous said, "Without any giants or siege equipment, we can easily hold them off until help comes." Flamehair said, "If we wait, they could march on the royal palace. Indeed, this might just be a bluff to keep us from barring some part of their forces from doing just that. How well stocked are you for a siege, sir?" The Duke said, "We can easily hold out the few days it would take to relieve us, but I'll be hanged before I let some goblins scare me into hiding inside castle walls. Also, we don't have enough men to adequately defend the walls if they do get siege equipment. I wasn't anticipating an attack here." "How many men do we have?" I asked. The Castellan said, "A hundred archers, mixed race. Thirty or so pixies. Sixty or so swordsmen of variable skills. A dozen competent magicians, counting those present. Maybe a dozen or so more minor magicians. Three ogres. Twelve Satyrs. A talking horse and three dozen cavalry. One hundred and fifty pikemen, assuming the town guard is actually ready to fight. Another three hundred or so poorly armed townsmen who are almost as useful in a field battle as an angry brownie." The brownie frowned. "HEY!" The Castellan said, "Oh, I didn't notice you, Tyr." "Damn tall people!" He and the Castellan were about to go at it when the Duke said, "Enough! We do not have time to quarrel, or listen to your rantings about brownies, Ptolmaeus. If you have any suggestions, anyone, speak now." Duchess Silverwind said, "I think we ought to just hold our ground in the castle. They'll never take it. Goblins are too dimwitted to successfully coordinate an attack on multiple points. They'll just come on in a big wave and die." The Duke frowned. I could tell he didn't want to stay in the castle. Sir Timoleous said, "We could try a raid under cover of magical darkness to try and take out their leadership. If the goblins aren't mounted, a group of cavalry could do it. We rode through their ranks unharmed several times earlier today." A babble of voices broke out, arguing the merits of several plans. I ignored them and looked at the map. There was a hill just across the river from the castle, which was on a hill itself. The forest came up to the edge of the river, although it had been cleared away in a wide ring around the castle on this side. I thought about how huge the trees were. The river was only about three hundred feet wide. The shortest of the trees was taller than the river was wide. If you chopped them down, you'd squash the defenders of the wall on that side, and they were broad enough to ride a horse on. "Has anyone scouted the other side of the river?" "Without boats, they can't get across, and we've seen no sign of boats," Sir Ptolmaeus said. "They won't need boats." I said. In fact, we'd pulled a stunt like this in one of Angel's D&D campaigns. "They're going to cut down some of the trees and just walk across on them. Assuming the things don't just crush the castle walls when they fall." The Duke frowned. "Alisandra, go send some scouts to see if Sir Crags is correct." "Do you have enough boats to ferry any troops across the river?" I asked. I was starting to get into this. "If we can seize the heights, we can fell the trees ourselves and prevent them from doing so." I paused. "Although knocking down all those trees would be a lot of work. Then we can try to strike the goblin columns one by one. Use the town guard to defend the castle walls, since that's easy, while the rest of the forces sally out and try to crush them before they can link up." The Duke smiled. "I know a way to keep them from using the trees against us. I have an affinity for plants." "That's my talent too, although I hardly know what I'm doing. Can I help?" He smiled more broadly. "Timoleous, get the boats ready. Ptolmaeus, get the archers ready. We're going to go do some gardening." ****************** Angel said: I got bustled off to the great hall to wait for the leaders to finish conferring. Several dozen men and women, mostly Sidhe, milled about. Irene was with me. "Does this happen often?" I asked. "No. I can't understand how the Unseelie got an army this deep into our lands. We're only a few dozen miles from the capital by the road, unless the lands have shifted again." Irene looked about, fretting. "So, you were raised by Duchess Silverwind?" Irene nodded. "She's been the best mother a girl could ask for. Being a mortal in the Faerie courts isn't always easy, the way people are afraid of me sometimes, but..." "Afraid of you?" "The presence of a mortal increases the real consequences of anything happening. Faeries who like each other sometimes fight to the death just to see who is better, because they know they'll simply wake up at the next sunrise in the land of the fallen. Even death is only an annoyance. But if I'm there, or any other mortal, whoever falls will have to undergo rebirth and forgetfulness. As long as their mortal seeming lives, they won't be able to fully remember their previous lives. The fae are insanely reckless sometimes because they can get away with it." She sighed. "I feel like a party wrecker sometimes." Brightening back up, she said, "I understand you and my sister are very close friends." I won't mention we both love the same guys, too, I thought. "Yeah. Tanya and I have been roommates for over two years now. She's known Harry for longer than me, though. They grew up together." "Harry...oh, you mean, your lover." I laughed faintly. "Yeah, he's my boyfriend." "Have you met...Mrs. Cromwell?" "Your mother, you mean?" Irene looked faintly embarrassed. "My birth mother, yeah." "She's great. I really like her a lot." I paused. "So you haven't met her?" I guess not, I thought. It would be kind of hard to explain. "Do you know what happened to your father?" "He's still marr...oh, you mean my birth father. Sorry. I don't know. Aquamarine told me he ran off when she was little, but she doesn't know why." She sighed. "She and Mother fight all the time, so I don't get to see her much." "Because of the engagement?" Irene nodded. "I thought Mother was going to finally give up on it, but now that the Duke thinks he's found his son, she's determined to go through with it, and what Mother wants, she gets. Were you and Sir Harold arranged or did you get to choose?" I laughed loudly. "Chosen. Our parents approve of it, though. Mom and Dad really like Harry, and his parents like me." "I hope I can get to know him better. Aquamarine has spoken highly of him to me." I wonder if she'd fall in love with him like Tanya did, I thought. She sems a lot like Tanya, though more...controlled? More formal, anyway. Just as beautiful. I studied her carefully. If she and Tanya dressed the same, it would be very hard for me to tell them apart. They did look different, but some of it was Irene's different hairstyle. Tanya's is long and straight with these slightly arched bangs in front. Irene's hair was wavy and only about half as long. Same color though, and the same eyes. The same build too, although Tanya is a bit more muscular than Irene. She looked down at herself. "Do I have a stain or something?" I laughed again. "You just look so much like Tanya." "I was just thinking that you look familiar, but I can't think of who you look like. Maybe Aquamarine showed me a picture of you. I remember looking at a photo album of hers a few months ago. That must be it." She stared off into space. "I think you scared Mother when you walked in, dressed in royal gold and she couldn't recognize you. Mother prides herself on her royal lineage and can recognize every other wearer of it by sight." "How closely related is she?" "Queen Titania, Queen Glorianna's mother, was her great-great-aunt. I think there's a line through Mother's father as well, but I'm not sure. Queen Titania had a ridiculous number of children, and their descendents intermarried a lot. Glorianna only managed to take the throne because they hadn't had time to hate her as much as some of them hate each other. She was Titania's last child before the Great Disaster." "What exactly was that?" I looked around, and watched everyone fret. What's taking them so long to make up their minds in there? And where is Harry? "Close to five hundred years ago, there was a war between the Seelie and the Unseelie. Not that there isn't still one, but anyway, this was a lot more serious. It was a war to the hilt, as the expression goes. The King and Queen of the Unseelie and some of their retainers managed to break into the old Summer Palace, and performed a rite to try to destroy it. King Oberon and Queen Titania tried to stop them and failed. They disrupted it just enough that a total magical disaster resulted. Oberon and Titania were slain utterly, along with the Unseelie King and Queen. The true death from which there is no returning." Irene began to pace back and forth, assuming the same lecturing pose that Tanya does when she talks about history. "So then there was a civil war?" Irene shook her head. "Every sidhe in Arcadia was forcibly reincarnated and hundreds of thousands of other faeries found themselves in the lands of the fallen the next morning. Total chaos resulted. Dozens of realms either dwindled away to nothing, or were usurped by non-noble fae in the years of chaos that followed. Slowly, the sidhe found their way back, and with the help of those who remained loyal, rebuilt the two kingdoms. Large chunks of Arcadia still have only loose ties at best to the courts. It's only in the last century or so that things have fully returned to normal." She paused. "I hope I'm not boring you. I tend to lecture sometimes." "No, I hadn't been able to get a straight answer on this, so I really appreciate it. So Glorianna is about five hundred years old? Any connection to Spencer's Glorianna?" Irene laughed. "Perhaps if you visited the royal court, you could ask him. I would assume they are one and the same, more or less." I boggled. "Spencer is still alive?" "He was a faerie too. He still writes quite good poetry." Soon after that, we wandered off into a discussion of poetry, which I suspect you wouldn't find too interesting. *********** Harry said: We landed on the far side of the river with two dozen archers, a swarm of pixies, the dryad, whose name I learned was Lady Rowanford, the Duke, myself, Flamehair, and the satyrs. The Duke sent Flamehair with the archers, pixies, and satyrs to harrass the approaching forces and slow them down long enough for us to do our thing. I was very nervous. I didn't quite want to admit that talking to trees was about all I'd figured out how to do. "Okay, now what?" "Take the lady's hand with your left hand, and mine with your right." I linked hands with them and we formed a tiny circle. She began to chant in a strange tongue, making sounds that I didn't even think a human throat could pronounce, like bird calls and the sound of trees creaking in the wind. Then again, she wasn't exactly human. "Now, while my wife does that, we will lend her our strength," he said. "Close your eyes and imagine a cord connecting you to me and to her, a circle which our power circulates around, so that she may tap it." I tried to do so, then said, "Wait, she's your wife?" The Duke laughed a little. "I thought you knew." I didn't. Looking back at it in my mind, I could see it, though. They didn't act too much like husband and wife, more like close friends. Although, I suppose you should be close friends with your wife. Anyway, I closed my eyes and tried to imagine forming a cord to each of them. At first, I didn't feel anything, but then I could sense the power beginning to well up inside me. My whole body began to tremble, and I could feel them shaking too. Their grip tightened on my hands, and I probably would have crushed theirs if I didn't have a weak grip. Suddenly, I felt power flowing into me from the Duke, and I tried to pass it on to Lady Rowanford. Unfortunately, this was like trying to empty a lake through a small pipe while a large river is feeding into it. I tried to widen my link to the dryad, but I could feel power backing up inside me. I tried to speak, but I couldn't. I could understand what she was saying now. She was asking the trees to uproot themselves and move down the hill until the battle was over. They wanted to help, but the trees down the hill didn't want to make room for them, and they were having an argument. I would have laughed. I could hear other trees muttering irritatedly about fires off to the west of us, and why isn't anyone doing something about this. The trees about us began to rustle. I could feel their presence now. I could sense how healthy they were. I could sense the tiny plants and moss that clung to them, the ivy that grew on them, the bushes that clustered wherever a little light drifted down. The seeds that lay dormant in the ground called out to me, asking me to help them grow, to bring them light so they could live. There were spores in the air asking for my help as well, little mushrooms who wanted to be born. A cacophony of tiny voices, asking, pleading, begging for help. Above them, the voice of the rustling trees boomed. I could hear one tree cursing another one out for no reason I could tell. I had never really thought about how many living things there were in a forest before. I muttered, "How can dryads sleep in a forest if everything is talking all the time?" The Duke laughed faintly, his eyes closed. "I know what you mean. Whenever we go to her holdings, I can't sleep very well either." "Shhhh," Lady Roanford hissed at us, then went back to petitioning the trees. I could hear shouting far off. Suddenly, all fell silent. I blinked. The trees began to move. One by one, their roots pulled up from the ground, and they swayed, like someone half-asleep trying to get out of bed. Their roots moved like snakes, whipping about, and stretching out. They pulled themselves along with their roots, which had to be incredibly strong, I realized. Slowly, the trees began to slide down the hill. The hill was barren when they left, covered with leaves and pine needles, dotted now by only a few scraggly bushes. The seeds began begging me for help. This was their chance. I couldn't say no. I unleashed the built up-power, and a wave of green rushed out in a spreading circle from around my feet. It was created by grass sprouting up through the leaves and needles, almost devouring them. Flowers began to sprout in patches. A knot of bluebonnets sprung up around me in a circle. The duke stared, and so did I. Lady Roanwood smiled. "Thank you, Sir Crags." Within about two minutes, the hill had become green and lush, dotted with small bushes and flowers. Most of the power had run out of me, though I could still feel a little bit of it. "Wow," I said. The Duke smiled. "Nicely done." He looked at the bluebonnets. "Hmm, never seen these before." "They're pretty common where I come from. They're called bluebonnets." Lady Roanford knelt and whispered to one, which somehow snaked out of the ground and wove itself into her dress, so that it looked like she had one pinned to the front. I could tell it was still alive. She was sustaining it. "They're very nice. Perhaps you could make us some for the garden." I laughed nervously. "Uh, I could try." She looked over at the Duke, "Perhaps you are right." He just smiled. I didn't find out until later what she was talking about. ********************** Angel said: Finally, the Duke assembled all of us in the great hall, and I didn't have to fret any longer. Harry ran over to me and gave me a big hug, then said, "You're not going to believe this." "Believe what?" "I managed to make every seed on a hill sprout and grow to maturity with magic! It was just...I couldn't believe it." Harry told me what he had been up to. By the time he finished, Flamehair and Aquamarine rejoined us. Aquamarine said, "Oh, Harry, this is my sister Irene." Harry bowed. "A pleasure to meet you." He stared at her. I could easily guess why. A tiny part of me fretted some more, but I squashed it mentally, then latched onto Harry's arm. The Duke finished talking to several people and began bellowing orders. Irene and her mother stayed behind at the castle. Her mother was put in charge of the forces defending it, with Irene as her chief assistant, which seemed to be irritating Sir Ptolmaeus. The Duke took us with him in the main force, while the pixies and satyrs went out to harrass the largest of the three approaching forces and slow them down. The worst part of it was trying to ride a horse. I've done this only twice before. I managed to stay on, but didn't look too dignified. Getting my dress turned into chainmail made me feel a little more secure, although I wasn't used to moving with so much weight on me. I had to take off my ring for stopping magic so the Duke could put a spell for warding off arrows on Harry and I. "You have a wind affinity, correct?" the Duke asked me. I nodded. "Yeah, though it takes me a while to get going." "Good. I want the others to support you so you can make sure their arrows don't get near our forces and their arrows reach them swiftly." I wasn't so sure I could do this, but I was willing to try. This is all so crazy, I thought. Riding forth into a battle with a bunch of faeries. Two months ago, I never would have believed any of this. We met the Unseelie on the road. They were carrying a flag which was a black faceted gem on an ice-blue background. There were several hundred three to four foot tall malformed human-like creatures, with skin colors ranging from mauve to puce to a sort of pale peach color with blue stripes. They were incredibly ugly and noisy. Many of them had bows. The rest had formed a rather tiny shield wall, which seemed unlikely to work well, given that any full-grown human could reach over it. There were maybe ten or so ogres scattered along the goblin line, and six sidhe dressed in black and ice-blue surcoats over their chainmail. What really bothered me were the three fifteen foot tall walking ice sculptures. The trees closed to them were slowly freezing over, and they left a trail of ice wherever they went. The duke formed up his pikemen on the right, extending from the river, onto the road, and across it, then place his cavalry on the left, and the archers behind the pikemen. He told us to stand behind the archers and keep the wind going, then rode forward to the pikemen. I gulped. "I...hope I'm up to this." Harry said, "You'll do fine, Angel." Flamehair said, "Just pretend it's our D&D party you're putting through hell, and it'll work just great." We all laughed. Aquamarine said, "If that dragon shows up again, I'm gonna kill you." Harry said, "Okay, everyone join hands and uh...try to feed your strength to Angel." He looked at me. "I think that's what we did." I took Harry and Flamehair's hands. They joined hands with Tanya. How symbolic, a tiny part of my mind said. I told it to shut up. They closed their eyes, and suddenly, I could feel power flowing into me. I could hear the wind more strongly. I felt the joy it takes in motion, its curiousity, its desire to go everywhere and see everything. Harry's power flowed into me through my right hand. It had a flavor, almost. It was solid, strong, and comforting. I smelt its color. I know that sounds bizarre, but I don't know how else to describe it. It was green. I remembered the flowers Harry had sent me for my birthday. Only Harry would send his girlfriend bluebonnets as a birthday present. It wasn't the only present, but it was the one I remembered. My left hand brought me Flamehair's power. It surged into me like a bolt of lightning, or what happened to my friend's little brother who stuck a fork in a power socket. It filled me with confidence. I felt I could do anything. Energy was crackling through my veins. I remembered all the times he had pushed me to try something new, to be more than I was. He had invited me to join the fencing club, which I thought I could never do well. Now, I was the third best member of the club. I could do this. The experience of Aquamarine's strength was strange. It flowed through both of them into me. She was blue to Harry's green and Flamehair's red. It surged and ebbed like tides on a beach. It was hard for me to fully comprehend it, for it came to me mixed so strongly with the power of the others that I could hardly tell it apart. The power that mixed with Harry's took on its comfort, its quiet strength, its depths. The power mixed with Flamehair's was vibrant and alive, confident and outgoing. Where the first was a quiet river, it was a raging sea or a rushing stream. She was everything I'd ever wanted to be, but never really believed that I could. If anyone I'd met ever had feminine power, she was the one. I remembered long talks, the fun we'd had together. At first, I couldn't concentrate on doing anything with the power they gave me. I was trying to draw in power myself, though I wasn't sure how, and trying to not be overwhelmed by them. Slowly the wind began to spin about me in a lazy, weak whirlwind. 'Hello, young one. What would you wish of me?' 'Ward off their arrows,' I asked. 'Guide our arrows on their way.' I spoke, and my voice was the wind. It was scary and exhilarating. 'Give me strength,' it demanded, and I did. I fed the power into the wind, and it roared to life. Aquamarine's and my hair whipped about as the wind shifted and began to blow from behind our army, rising from the ground to fly overhead. The archers began to shoot back and forth. The wind rushed about, smashing arrows and tossing them aside. I could hear it laugh. It took joy in its work. I laughed as well. I was drunk on power. My brain was fuzzy. It was hard to remember if I was the wind or Angel or Harry or Thomas or Tanya. I could see them from above, although my eyes were shut. The battle was stretched out before me. Goblins aren't great warriors, especially when their own arrows come back at them. Their archers fled after the second volley. The shield wall crumbled as the pikemen stood at a distance and simply reached over it with their pikes. The cavalry broke their flank and drove them around into the river. The goblins began dropping weapons and leaping into it. The current carried them away. The Sidhe tried dueling the Duke's magicians at first, but that didn't last long. They soon fled, along with the Ice Walkers. The ogres weren't smart enough to run, and they all got herded together and finally surrendered. It was a remarkably bloodless battle, but I was too tripped out to care. The hardest part of this proved to be stopping. I was enjoying this too much, and having a hard time recovering my sense of what was going on besides myself making the wind rampage about. Finally, the power stopped flowing into me, and at the rate I was sending it out, I soon drained myself as well. My eyes snapped open. "Wow." I passed out. ************************* Harry said: Angel didn't wake up until we got back to the castle. The rest of the faery forces withdrew before reaching the castle. I guess the sidhe who got away told them what was going on. We pursued them and found a magical road they had apparently used, which wasn't supposed to be there. The Duke forged some wards with his magicians, then took us back to the castle to get some dinner before we would have to leave. Unlike some parts of Faerieland, the Duke's realm is almost completely in sync timewise with ours, although it's a fair number of hours off from ours. We dined in the Green Room, which resembled a small English pub in a lot of ways, right down to the bar and bartender, although he was a satyr, which isn't quite standard for English pubs, I suspect. We ate with Irene, Duchess Silverwind, Lady Rowanford, and the Duke. I got the impression the Duchess wasn't too glad that Flamehair was there, as she kept looking over at him and frowning. The food was amazing. I can assure you that roast basilisk doesn't taste like chicken. We had vegetables I've never heard of, hearty helpings of rolls, and very nice spiced wine. I tried to not drink too much, as I didn't want to get drunk, and it tasted pretty strong. Duchess Silverwind said to Angel, "I commend you on your modesty about your magical talents. I understand you displayed quite a bit of skill at the battle." Angel blushed. "I had a lot of help." She reached over and squeezed my hand. I smiled. "So how long have you been studying magic?" the Duchess asked. "About four days," Angel said. The Duke, Lady Rowanford, and the Duchess all nearly spewed food all over the table. Irene had the misfortune to snarf on wine, which I suspect is not pleasent. Aquamarine tried hard not to laugh. Flamehair couldn't control himself. The Duke turned to Harry, "And you?" I pretended to think about it. "Maybe ten to twenty minutes longer than Angel." Lady Rowanford gave her husband one of those looks, the likes of which someone normally only receives when the children have done something like setting the house on fire, shaving the cat, and starting another world war all in one day. The Duchess said, "You're kidding." I took a bite of basilisk, and Angel said, "We both had a lot of help. We still don't really know what we're doing." "Well, most faeries master their affinities fairly quickly, then take longer for other things, but the average mortal takes months to do anything like either of you have done," Lady Rowanford said. "I'm impressed." She gave her husband another funny look. Irene just stared at us. She looked a little bit jealous, but said nothing. Flamehair said, "Well, we had to use a risky initiation method to get past the usual preliminaries. I didn't really want to, but the Queen ordered it." The Duke nodded. "I understand Glorianna has taken an interest in you." I nodded. "So I hear, but I have no idea why, unless she's planning to start sponsoring physics research or wants a sociologist on staff." Duchess Silverwind down a large gulp of wine, then said, "Perhaps she is aware of the strength of your magical talents. Few mortals these days have the knack, and we search for them to nurture their skills. I believe your mortal parents were like that, correct, Flamehair?" He nodded. "Yeah. I was lucky and have mortal parents I don't have to hide all this from. I wish more changelings had a situation like that." Angel said, "So your parents consented?" He sighed. "My mortal counterpart died three days after he was born. They eagerly jumped at the chance to get a son to replace the one they lost. But it would have been voluntary, anyway. They were both infertile, and Duke Silverhand, my faery grandfather, tried to use magic to help them conceive. It's not his strong point, though." For a few seconds, we were all quiet, thinking about that. The Duke said, "So, where are you two from originally?" "I grew up in Tyler, Texas with Aquamarine," I said. "I've lived in Plano all my life. Not by choice. Plano beats slow torture, but not by a lot," Angel said. "What would your birthday happen to be, if I may ask?" the Duke asked with an oddly calculating look. I thought for a moment. "May 17. I'm a day older than Angel." Angel nodded. "May 18. I should have been May 17, but Mom likes to complain in detail about how I refused to come out and held out until 2 am on May 18." The Duke, the Duchess, and Lady Rowanford gave each other one of those looks that parents give each other when they've caught you with your hand in the cookie jar and your other hand in the candy bag. I had the vague feeling of jaws closing in. "And you're both 20?" the Duke asked with a voice that was a little too casual. Irene looked over and gave him a funny look. I could tell she could smell this was leading up to something. Angel said, "Yeah. Flamehair's birthday is only about a week before mine, and yours is two days before that, right, Aquamarine?" Aquamarine suddenly snarfed for no apparent reason, then gasped out, "Yes." She stared at me, so I stared back at her. I tried telepathically asking her what was going on. It didn't work. Lady Rowanford said, "So what are you going to do about Splinter? Made any plans yet?" "Well, we're trying to prepare ourselves for the trouble that's going to ensue when Halloween comes around and the Unseelie can send an army after us," Flamehair said. "So Aquamarine and I are going to spend as much time as we can training them in preparation." "If you ever need a refuge, you are welcome to come stay with us," the Duke said. "We owe you a debt of gratitude for your help." I smiled. "Thank you. We're still trying to come up with a real plan. She hasn't tried anything in a while. We're hoping she gave up, but she may have just gotten smart." "I don't think she gave up," the Duchess said. "That army that attacked us flew the flag of her lover." "..." I blinked. What kind of nut would want to be her lover? Irene said, "Moonstone, right?" "Opal," the Duchess said. "It's rumored that his magical affinity is time." "..." The Duke was definitely non-plussed. "TIME? That's such an incredibly rare affinity...maybe one out of every million faeries or so. Maybe more so." "It makes him a highly dangerous opponent. Still, if it was him, he should have realized how futile that attack was." "Not everything can be foreseen, or the Queen's own daughter wouldn't be either lost or in Unseelie hands." "The Queen's daughter was lost?" Lady Rowanford nodded. "The Unseelie slew the man delivering our son and her daughter. We don't know if the Unseelie did it before or after he delivered them. They were born within eight hours of each other. We know they both went into Texas, but that's about all anyone knows. We can guess that our son is probably Sidhe like his father, and that Glorianna's daughter would be Sidhe as well, but they might never wake up to their true selves if they are never found. The boy should have a plant affinity like his father and I, and the girl is probably attuned to air and water like Duchess Silverwind and the Queen. We can guess a few other things, but it's all guesswork, really." She sighed and started eating a roll. "Uh, if we find them, we'll let you know," Angel said. "When did they go missing?" "May 19, they were taken to be delivered. Who knows, they might even be someone you grew up with." Angel twitched slightly. "What is the Queen's husband? He wouldn't happen to be a...ogre, by any chance?" I looked over at Angel. No way, I thought. If the Queen of the Elves is Alex's mom, I'll just die on the spot. "He's a mortal. Which confuses matters. She should be a Sidhe, but...mortals and faeries rarely manage to have children together. Weird things often happen when they do." The Duke stared at the table. "And technically, he's her lover, not her husband. The Queen is forbidden to marry a mortal, not that you could tell from the way they act." Angel looked over at me. I looked back and boggled. "How many children do they have?" "She's the only one." The Duke said. "Her heir has to be found, or it could mean all out civil war one day." Angel said quietly, "I know a female faerie born on May 18. She's my age, too. She's an ogre, not a sidhe, though." "What's her name?" "Alex." Angel said. "If she has a faerie name, I don't know what it is." We discussed Alex a little, then we had to leave shortly after so we could get back in time to do homework. I was utterly exhausted and slunk back into my room and passed out instead. I had meant to just go get my homework and do it at Tanya and Angel's room and stay with Angel, but I just went thunk, instead. She didn't call me or anything, so I assumed she did the same thing. ***************** Angel said: I was really seriously clonked out. I slept for twelve hours, then went to fencing club. I got matched up against Cindi. Given that Cindi can kick my butt twelve ways to Sunday and I'm one of the best people in the club, I was pretty nervous. I couldn't see her face through the mask, but I knew her confident grin she always had. "En Garde!" I fenced defensively. The only way I'd win was if she screwed up. However, she was fighting defensively as well, so I soon realized we might end up here all day. The only thing to do was to press an assault. Well, maybe not the only thing, but I wasn't in the mood to fence Cindi all day until time ended. To my surprise, I managed to batter her sword away and scored a point. Usually, she lets me score once, but I was pretty sure I actually earned that one. Now she went on the offensive. I gave ground to the extent that I could, putting my lessons from Galahad to use. Her foot slipped slightly and she stumbled ever so slightly. It was enough. I darted in and tapped her shoulder. Point two. I think that spooked her. She unleashed a barrage of lightning fast assaults. I'd never seen her move this fast with anyone but Thomas. To my surprise, I actually held her off for a while. Finally, she scored a point. We were both breathing pretty hard. The next point was fairly amusing. It was like watching a high speed movie that had been slowed down. We were both tired. She said, "Have you been holding back all these months, Angel?" She asked. "No." I said. It was the truth. While I was yapping, she managed to snag me and got the point. We were two to two. Everyone was staring. I smiled grimly. If I manage to win this, I'll be so happy I could die. The last point match was slow and careful. We were both going by the book, so to speak. Each of us husbanded our last strength, waiting for an opening. The room was utterly silent. Only the padding of feet on a mat and the tiny clink of the swords gave a clue that the room hadn't somehow been drained of all sound. I wished I could circle or something, instead of being restricted to such a confined space. I'd learned a few tricks I couldn't use without more mobility. I might have won if I could have used them. As it was, Cindi finally caught me in an error and snagged me. She pulled off her mask. "You HAVE been holding back." "I swear I've never held back in any match here. You're the one who always holds back so you don't accidentally put someone's eye out or something." "So you improved that much in one weekend? Are you seeing another fencing instructor on the side and where do you hide him?" We walked over together and sat down while Thomas took on a guy named Andrew. "I just practiced a lot." It was sort of true, even. She shook her head. "You're holding out on me. Did you find a magic ring and wish for more fencing skill?" She laughed. "Or a magic lamp?" I laughed. "Okay, I admit it. I went to faerieland and trained with one of Arthur's knights." We both laughed, if for different reasons. *********************** Epilogue: The middle-aged blond looked like any other burnt out bum in a small Texas town. The Smithson Diner in Point Blank looked like any other small town diner in rural Texas. Point Blank itself was almost interchangeable with dozens, perhaps hundreds of small towns in Texas where nothing ever happens. The man who walked into the diner couldn't have been picked out of a lineup of good old boys by most people. Appearances are frequently deceiving. The middle-aged man was wearing a rumpled dress shirt that had seen better days, like maybe the fifties. He wore torn jeans and scuffled shoes and a tie that was little more than a few strips of cloth barely clinging together. He slowly ate his hamburger, muttering to himself. "Gotta find her. Bastards. I'll kill them, I will." The cowboy-hat wearing good old boy paused and pushed his hat up. It kept leaning forward and trying to topple off his head. The waitress stared at him for a few seconds. What kind of moron can't keep a cowboy hat on his head ?, she wondered. When he sat down by the old looney who wandered through town every so often, she concluded he must be nuts too. The good old boy watched the nut stop and scribble some words on his napkin. He was inscribing a seventeenth century love sonnet in French. The man carefully folded the napkin, then wrote an address on it. He handed it to the waitress. "Mail this for me, will you, Rhonda?" The waitress took it. She was used to this. She kept the messages and showed them to her friends. They'd finally figured out he was writing messages in French when the high school's history teacher had been here the day this happened. The guy must be foreign, they'd all concluded, though his English was really good for a foreigner. The good old boy said, "I take it you're familiar with Racine." The bum started and stared at the man, the rubbed his eyes. He stopped his mumbling, and his voice cleared. "You recognized that?" He sounded utterly shocked. The good old boy quoted the next poem from the collection in flawless French. "I'm more educated than I look." The waitress nodded to herself. Another foreigner. Must be trying to pretend to be an American for some reason. I wonder if I should call the police. The man sighed. "It's been so long." He got a hopeful look. "Have you seen a little girl, about this tall?" He held his hand just high enough off the ground to be a little five year old girl. "She's got long blonde hair like me and her mother, and she was wearing a..." The man interrupted him. "That was fifteen years ago. She has aged, you know. Much as we might not want to admit it." The waitress brought Billy Joe another cup of coffee at one of the tables and listened in discreetly. Maybe it's a relative of his, she thought. He seems to know why the guy is so whacked out. The man cocked his head. "What year is it?" "1996," the good old boy said. The man's eyes flared open. "WHAT?" "You've been searching for your daughter since they took her away for fifteen years." The man twitched. "No. It's not possible. I told my wife it would only take a few weeks." He stared at the table. "She's going to kill me. But I had to do it. She wouldn't believe me, but I had to find the bastards who stole our child." The good old boy nodded. "They still have her. Do you want to know where she is?" The blond man leaned forward. "YES! I'll do anything! Just tell me where to find her!" "It will cost you, Charles." The blond man stood up and shouted, "I don't CARE what it costs! I'll pay any price!" Everyone stared and Billy Joe pulled Darlene over, "He's not gonna try and waste everyone like happened in Humble, is he? Want me to get my shotgun from the truck?" She looked at him. "He doesn't have a gun unless he ate it and plans to cough it back up like a hairball. But keep an eye on him." The good old boy grinned. "Come with me." He got up and started to leave. The man followed him like a puppy. The good old boy stopped in the doorway and looked at the man. Such a brilliant mind wasted, he thought. Why hasn't someone recruited him before, he wondered. He's perfect for us. I suppose God watches over fools and children in truth. But he doesn't watch them closely enough. He stepped out into the night with the blond bum in close pursuit. Darlene went back to the bar and looked at the napkin. It had the same address as the last six. The same name on it as well. I guess Olivia here is his wife. She's probably wondering where he is...heck, I can afford a stamp and an envelope. It can't hurt.