Prologue: Shalrisa sat at a table in a cafe in Bonn, but her mind was elsewhere. This was mainly because she was in mental contact with her lord, Queen Glorianna. Shalrisa was a rarety, a Seelie Fetch, able to mimic anyone. Right now, she was mimicing a peasant she had met during the Thirty Years' War, a huge dark haired farmwoman, although she was wearing modern clothing, a dark blouse and skirt, instead of the rumpled dirty homespun the peasant had worn. Her name had been Gretchen, and she had been the most cunning woman that Shalrisa had ever met. She still lived, thanks to Shalrisa carrying her off to Arcadia centuries ago, for she could not bear to see someone so clever age and die. She wore Gretchen's form to honor her, and also because it was so blandly non-descript except for her bigness. She was watching a young couple kiss, a tired looking American serviceman in his uniform with a buzz cut, and his girlfriend, a young French girl who Shalrisa thought was probably nineteen at best. She worked at the cafe as a waitress, but now she was on her break and taking advantage of it to get in some serious smooching time. Shalrisa smiled with the part of her mind that was watching them, while the rest argued with Queen Glorianna. "Why am I watching these idiots? What does two people making out in a cafe have to do with anything?" "They are of two ancient bloodlines, and great power lies latent within them. While it will likely never manifest itself in their lives, their children will be mages of a level of power rarely seen." Pause. "Or at least they will have that potential. Breeding is never certain, of course, but we shall see." "How do you know they're going to get married?" Shalrisa asked. She could almost hear the grin. "Because you, my trusted servant, are going to make sure that they do." Shalrisa spewed the coffee she was drinking. "My queen, I don't know the first thing about love magic. I'm a Fetch, not a Cupid." "Love magic is clumsy and often fails. You will need to use more subtle means. Tug them and guide them. I have trust in your skills." Shalrisa tried not to gag. The thought of playing matchmaker to a pair of mortals nauseated her. She didn't dislike mortals; it was matchmakers and matchmaking that she hated. She sighed. "I will do my best, my queen." ********** Days turned into months and months into years. Two lovers got married and went to the United States. They went to college and made many friends. One of them was a woman named Laura Ashton. Laura had been Maria's boss at the Travel Agency she had worked at to help pay for her education. Laura spent most of her time travelling, but they had become good friends during the time that she actually was around. She had also helped Maria get the job she now held in Plano, after graduation. She had come to visit them for a few days and help out while Maria got ready to go the hospital to give birth to her fourth child. "So do you think it'll be a boy or a girl?" Maria asked, patting her stomach. Laura put her hand on Maria's stomach and closed her eyes for a second. "A girl." Her voice sounded a little bit odd. "Is something wrong?" Maria asked. Laura had a look of surprise on her face. Frank grumbled, "I was hoping for a boy." He put down the newspaper he had been reading. He knew Laura was right, though. She had some kind of weird knack for predicting certain kinds of things. She'd successfully predicted the hair color, eye color and sex of their first three children. "What's she going to look like?" "Brown hair like her father, and her mother's eyes, a deep blue-green. She'll be as lazy as you too, Frank." Frank laughed. "And be as obnoxious as you, Laura?" "It would be a bit of a trick for her to inherit any of my traits," Laura said. Glorianna is going to be smug, Laura thought. I had given up after three children without any more talent than their parents, but this one...I am scared of her and she isn't even born yet. * * * "What? We have to make sure she is raised and trained properly!" Shalrisa said. "And that her family doesn't have to live like peasants anymore! They deserve better!" She paced about angrily before the throne. "Why? Why won't you let me take action?" Queen Glorianna sat on her throne as best she could, for she was in the final stages of pregnancy. Soon, she would take to the birthing chambers. Her baby idly kicked, and Glorianna smiled. "Perhaps you have gone blind in your old age?" "I can tell you are pregnant, but what has that got to do with anythi..." She trailed off. "Did you know this would happen when you set me to guiding them a decade ago?" "I am not the Lord of Heaven. I am neither all-seeing nor all- knowing. Yet, there are no coincidences. Who among us is wise enough to percieve all the hidden chains of causes that shape our lives? There are dozens of other children whom I have set guardians over, and any of them or none could have turned out to be the one." She tried to lean forward, but this wasn't really viable with her swollen belly. "It is good to live as royalty, but the best monarchs are often not raised as such. Too much luxury can corrupt, while adversity builds strength. Also, this way, the Unseelie are far less likely to find out where to find her, for they will not think to look among the lowly. They will be watching for families that suddenly rise to wealth around the same time they gained a daughter." Shalrisa wasn't convinced. *************** The Summer People Chapter 9: The Wild Hunt *************** Harry said: I don't do half as much maintenance on my car as I should. For one thing, I hardly know what I'm doing, and more importantly, I'm lazy. So most Fridays, I wouldn't be found trying to check the oil on my car, but this Friday, I did. Finally, after only the twentieth or so try, I managed to get the dipstick back into its normal place, having only smeared oil all over my hands and forearms. Given that the dipstick had hardly any oil on it, I was rather impressed. It blended nicely with the power steering fluid I had spilled on my hands a little earlier. I wish cars had built in funnels. Or that I had the sense to buy one. As I tried to focus on cleaning my hands with some paper towels, my meditation on the smell of motor oil was interrupted by Alex. "Hi, Harry." I turned around and said, "Hi, Alex," then did a double-take. She was dressed in a long, rather nice red dress that was cut very wide at top, just barely touching the tops of her shoulders, with short poufy sleeves that gathered at mid-forearm. It dipped down in front to show off just the top of her cleavage, trimmed with yellow frilly stuff. The skirt was pretty long, going down to a few inches above her ankles. Her usually wild black hair that ran down to the bottom of her shoulder blades was gathered into a pony-tail, and she was wearing a pair of nice gold earrings, each with a little silver Saturn hanging from them. Only her sandals were part of her usual outfit, and they seemed out of place. For a moment, I wondered if she had been possessed. "You look really good today, Alex." She laughed pleasantly and spun about. "I would wear the pumps, but they're too uncomfortable. So you really like it?" The skirt flared a bit, showing off her muscular legs. The dress showed off her well-muscled arms to good effect too. You could still tell she worked out. I had never seen her like this before, and I was impressed, though confused as to why the sudden change of look. Maybe she got a new girlfriend, I thought. Or boyfriend. "Yeah. You look great." I finished wiping off my arms. "Angel and Tanya had to run down to Austin to buy something they wouldn't tell me about, but you can come hang out in my room for a while." My arms were still a mess of filth, now smeared to a more even consistency by the towels. "I think I'll be taking a shower when we get there." I had got stuck parking all the way across campus by the Kappa Alpha house, which meant a hefty walk back. Her voice took on a teasing tone which I had never heard her use before, "Is that an invitation?" She winked at me, and I stared mindlessly. She is possessed, I thought. "I don't think Angel would like that," I babbled. Stepping a little closer to me, she said, "Well, you know I wouldn't mind if she joined us." I stammered something incoherent, and she laughed. "You're really easy to tease, Harry." She giggled, and I was CERTAIN she had to be possessed. I closed the hood of my car and put the power steering fluid bottle back in the trunk, then made sure it was locked up and said, "Let's go." We started back to my dorm, which is about a four minute walk away from where I was parked. "Is Thomas going to be running Champions tonight?" Alex asked. "Yeah. Kathie's gonna be playing with us tonight. She's pretty cool when she's sober and not dating someone." I tried to resist the urge to 'clean' my arms further. It would only make something else dirty. "Why isn't she cool when she's dating someone?" Alex's voice had an odd tone to it. "Because she always knuckles under to her boyfriends, most of whom are dorks and think all gamers are space mutant geeks." I shrugged. "She could do a lot better, but I think she jumps into relationships too fast and wants them too much." Alex sighed. "I was like that in High School." I didn't say anything, as I had no clue. We passed the Commons and my stomach rumbled. Alex laughed. Before I could reply, a knot of guys standing around someone fiddling under the hood of a Trans Am spotted us. One of the guys pointed at me and my imminent beating radar went off. They were a bunch of the morons from the Tau Ceti house, or else they had all beaten up members of Tau Ceti and taken their club shirts, which I doubted since no sane being would willingly pretend to belong to that stupid fraternity. Tau Ceti used to have a mascot, a goat, until one day they got drunk and killed it, then tried to claim local satanists did it. All of them except the guy working on his car started to make a beeline to Alex and me. I frowned. "Trouble." She glanced over. "Why?" "I can tell." I sped up a bit, but they caught us before we got out of the lot. There were four of them, all six foot or more, all sporting buzz cuts and Tau Ceti shirts, mostly from their annual 'Bachanalia' party, which holds the honor of having been closed down by the police every year for the last two decades. One of them said, "You're that Harry Crags bastard, right?" "No." I said, and tried to detour around them. They weren't quite THAT stupid. "He's not a bastard," Alex said. Her voice rumbled slightly. "Cute little slut you got there," the second one said. Unlike the others who were all brunette, he was blond. He looked slightly smarter, probably only because he was carrying a book. "Do you seduce someone else's girlfriend every day, or did you pay her?" Alex growled. I stared at him, trying to figure out what on God's green earth he could be talking about. "What are you talking about? I haven't seduced ANYONE's girlfriend." "Today, maybe," the third one said. "I saw you making time at the Commons with MY GIRLFRIEND!" "She told me you were the most handsome man she'd ever seen!" The fourth one said. The first one said, "We'd all heard you were shacking up with two women at once, and that's your right, but when you start poaching on Tau Ceti territory, you pay a heavy price." "I am not shacking up with two women and I haven't been trying to steal your girlfriends! It.." I didn't know how to try to explain it. The girlfriends must have all been in the mob that had been flocking around me when the soda machine got enchanted with more of Duke Ironwood's whacked out love magic. They weren't too likely to listen to that. "Don't lie to me!" The first one shouted. He picked me up by the throat. He was pretty heavily muscled, and the other three looked like they could probably break me off their knees as well, if they felt like it. The others started to laugh. Alex said, her voice tight, "Put him down. Now." "Whatcha gonna do, bitch?" the third one said. "We're gonna whup your little boyfriend good for what he's done, so you'd better run along, unless you want a whupping too." Alex laughed a cold and bitter laugh. "Put him down now and I won't break any bones." I heard her stepping closer. They all laughed, and I tried desperately to breathe. Futilely, I flailed about with my arms, trying to hit the guy, but he just glared at me. His thumb was pressing into my throat and I was on the verge of passing out. Their laughter was cut off when Alex slugged the third guy in the mouth, and he went flying to the ground, now bleeding from his gum. A look of rage was plastered across her face, and she was growling even more loudly. I could tell she'd gained two inches, and her eyes flashed red for a moment. As he tried to move, she came down, stomping on his gonads with her right foot. Never in my life have I heard a man howl so loudly. He clutched himself and started to cry like a baby. She turned and was on the fourth one before he could react, slamming his head into a nearby car, over and over again. He went limp and she turned to the second one. The man holding me tossed me aside, and I fell to the ground. My head slowly cleared as Alex faced off with the first one, who seemed to be the only one who knew how to fight. The blond guy ran off, heading for the Tau Ceti house. I mumbled, "He's going for help, Alex," and tried to get up. I don't know if she heard me, or if she cared if she did. They were wrestling now, rolling around on the ground. She had gained two more inches, and her skin was starting to take on a greenish sheen. Soon, she had him pinned in a hold, his arms trapped behind him and one of his legs bent backwards in a way that had to really hurt. "I could rip off your legs and you couldn't stop me," she snarled. "If I hear you've even looked funny at Harry, I will. Then I'll go into your damn fraternity house and kill everything that moves! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!" His answer was to howl in pain. I watched, horrified and gratified at the same time. She could break me into a million pieces any time she wanted to, but she was using that power to defend me. I have some pride, but the joy I took in seeing members of Tau Ceti stomped on outweighed any damage to my pride. I was getting pretty used to people saving me by now, anyway. "Alex, you'd better stop before you really do break something." She let go of him, trying to brush the dirt off her dress, and mostly succeeding. She shuddered slightly, and her skin tone returned to normal, as did her height. "I didn't mean to get so carried away," she whispered. "Bitch," the man muttered. "Do you WANT her to rip off your limbs?" I asked. "C'mon, Alex, let's go." She looked down at the man, then at me, and got an evil smile. "It's no wonder your girlfriend prefers Harry to you. He's a much better kisser for one thing." She intertwined her right arm around my left. "Let's go, dear. You know what I always want after I deliver a righteous beating." I had to stifle the urge to laugh. "Nothing like it to get my blood flowing," I said, barely able to keep a straight face. The man slowly tried to sit up and succeeded, wincing and glaring at us. We walked off, arm in arm, until we entered Muggleton. Alex said, "Those guys bug you often, Harry?" We headed for the elevator bank. "Not usually. Lemme tell you all about it." I told her the whole story in the elevator. It wasn't until we reached my floor that I realized we were still walking arm in arm. I glanced about, but no one was in the hallway. All I need is more rumors. "Race you to my door," I said, laughing, then took off. I only beat her because I had a slight head start, due to surprise. I unlocked the door and headed in. "I'm sorry your dress got dirty like that. Tanya can probably enchant the dirt off it, though." "Maybe I'll wash it in the shower with you," she said, and I blushed again. Her laughter followed me as I grabbed some clean clothing and headed into the shower. It was a soothing experience, as always, but over quickly. I don't live in the shower the way Angel does sometimes. I half expected Alex to be in the bathroom to tease me when I stepped out, but she wasn't, so I changed in peace. When I emerged into the bedroom, she was sprawled out on my bed, lying on her side, talking to Donny. Donny said, "So who are you, really? You look like Alex, but there's no way you could be her. Doing anything for Halloween?" Alex laughed. "I'm going as the She-Hulk." I laughed too and said to Donny, "This is Alex, Donny." He stared. "Wow, never realized you were such a babe." Neither had I, really. Alex can look pretty good when she actually wants to, I thought. Although it doesn't seem natural on her. I still didn't know why she was dressed up like that either. We hung out and bantered until Angel and Tanya got back. *************** Angel said: I was surprised by the way Alex was dressed. I hadn't seen her like that since High School. I'd almost forgotten she'd ever dressed like that. Until College, I was the tomboy of our duo. She sat up and smiled, "Guess who." I laughed and hugged her. "Gee, this must be my sister Brigitte. What brings you here from Iowa?" Alex laughed. "If I'm Brigitte, I guess I'm here to deliver you some mail." My sister Brigitte works for the Postal Service in Iowa. She's 28 with two children, and an ex-husband who doesn't pay his alimony on time. I hate to say it, but my life goal is to not end up like her. Tanya said, "You really look great, Alex!" She sounded stunned. "I've got some great news!" Alex said, beaming at me. "I won an essay contest and got a ridiculously huge scholarship. I couldn't believe it. I can finally afford to transfer to this money pit you're going to!" I sat down on Harry's bed by her. "That's great! I guess you dressed up to celebrate?" She nodded happily. "My advisor threw a little party to celebrate, and I went to it this morning in this, and decided to stay dressed up. Now I just have to hope my transfer goes through." "Cool! I have a surprise for you too, but I can't show it to you here." I grinned. Alex will probably faint, or pretend to. I grabbed her hand and pulled her to her feet. "Dead or alive, you're coming with me." I winked. Donny said, "Don't let her put you in the meat grinder like she does to everyone else she says that to, Alex." Alex laughed. "I wouldn't taste very good, anyway." I took her up to my room, trying to figure out how to show off in a really flashy way. Not that it would probably shock Alex too much, but I was in a bit of a teasing mood. We got up to the room, and I noticed Alex looked oddly nervous. "You okay?" The nervous look vanished, but I could tell it was only because she was now trying too hard to not look nervous. "So what's the big surprise? Did you buy something?" She didn't sound like she thought that was what it was. I went over to the mirror and draped the usual towel over it, just to be sure, although I made a face at it first. Alex watched me, looking confused. "Well, Harry and I found something out a few days ago." She sat down on my bed and said, "Why did you put a towel over the mirror?" "Just in case someone is watching. We probably ought to take it down, but then the school would fine us at the end of the year." I turned back to Alex. "Anyway, Tanya and Harry know about this, but Donny doesn't, and he shouldn't be told. Better not to drag anyone into this that we don't have to." I struck a silly pose and transformed myself to my faerie form. "I think we'll be able to be friends for a VERY long time, Alex." Now I just need to learn how to transform my clothing. My faerie form doesn't fit my mortal clothing too well. I was about three inches taller, and everything else was bigger too. What made it worse was that I had tended to wear clothing that wasn't too loose. Unlike Harry, who seems to want to look like he stole someone larger's clothing, I like my clothing to fit. My t-shirt and pants were stretched tight and I felt like my bra was going to break my ribs. Alex stared at me for a moment in shock, then grinned. "Better than Nautilus, eh?" She sprang over and hugged me, assuming her ogre form. I noticed that her dress still fit her, and resolved again to learn the clothing changing trick. She laughed as we hugged. Finally, she broke off the embrace and said, "So what does Harry think about all this?" Her voice sounded concerned now. "Having a Sidhe for a girlfriend." I laughed. "About the same as me having a Sidhe for a boyfriend, I suppose." I turned back to my mortal form. "He's Duke Ironwood's son." She blinked. "Who are your faerie parents, then?" "I don't know. But we have reason to suspect I'm Glorianna's daughter." Alex's jaw dropped. She reverted to her mortal form and bowed. "I...uh..." I grabbed a pillow off Tanya's bed and threw it at her. "Don't be silly. Even if I have to be Queen one day, you'll always be my best friend. So no bowing and scraping and being embarrassed, or I'll keep pelting you with pillows!" She still looked embarrassed, falling backwards as the pillow struck her. "So when are you going to go ask the Queen about this?" "Tomorrow. You'll come with us, won't you?" "Sure." She looked down at the bed, then grinned. "You know what this means, don't you?" "What?" "WAR!" She suddenly leaped up and hurled Tanya's pillow at me, then charged with my own pillow. We proceeded to beat each other to pieces with pillows. Later, it was time for dinner, and then we all headed up to Thomas' room for our Friday night Champions game. Katherine joined us, looking a bit more rumpled than usual. In fact, I suddenly realized this was the first time this semester I'd seen her without makeup. I guess everyone's going for a new look or something today, I thought. Maybe she and Alex secretly mindswitched and didn't tell anyone. I giggled. Katherine was playing Blue Lantern, who was basically a Green Lantern ripoff, but less competent. After a long argument in which Thomas refused to accept Katherine's claim that Vulnerability to Off-Mauve items should count as a Common Vulnerability, we got things underway, with the Vulnerability being changed to Red. During our battle with the Nefarious Doctor Evil (Thomas is a good gamemaster, but he just can't come up with good supervillain names), Doctor Evil hurled Red Arrow out the window of his helicarrier. I was hundreds of feet away fighting his ninja bird-bots and couldn't help. Lightning Rod, Tanya's character, can't fly, and neither can Doc Ion (Harry's character). However, Harry came up with a good idea. "Blue Lantern, make a giant catcher's mit with your ring and catch her!" he shouted. I should have known we were in trouble when Thomas grinned. Katherine easily made the skill check and caught Red Arrow. Only one problem. "Sadly, RED Arrow is immune to your powers due to her costume. She falls right through the glove." Alex howled. Katherine hurled a pillow at Harry, who threw it back, and the superhero game turned into a not so super brawl. Harry was outmatched to say the least. Afterwards, we all sprawled out mindlessly on the floor for a while in a tangle of bodies, pillows, and a few sheets and stuffed animals that got pulled off the beds. Finally, Katherine said quietly, "I'd forgotten how much fun I had with y'all last semester." Thomas said, "You're always welcome to game with us. Next time you might want to not let Alex plummet to certain doom, though." He had Tanya's head on his stomach, Katherine's head on his legs, Harry's feet on his head, and a pillow on his face, which he was simply talking through. Tanya pulled the pillow off his face and slid it down under her head. Tanya said, "So why'd you go out with that bozo, anyway?" "I thought he was a nice guy." She sighed. "I seem to find princes who turn into toads when you kiss them." Alex nodded. "You and me both. I kissed a lot of toads in high school." "But you did better in college?" she asked. Alex frowned. "For a while, then I got dumped by someone who couldn't take me as I am." She laughed. "So I guess I'll just have to go to my fallback plan." "What's that?" Harry asked. "I'll just marry Angel." She winked at Harry, who stared at her for a moment, then started to laugh. There was something odd about her laughter, but I wasn't sure what. Tanya and Katherine and Thomas started laughing as well. Tanya said, "That would sure keep you busy, eh, Harry?" She tickled him. Thomas sat up. "Well, we've achieved a high enough level of silliness, we need to get serious now by playing a game in which people shoot lightning from their fingers." He laughed some more and we got back to the game. Red Arrow managed to save herself with a grappling arrow fired into the helicarrier which then dragged her all over town as she tried to climb back up it. The game was a success. Tanya stayed in Thomas' room afterwards, while the rest of us headed down to my room. Harry kissed me goodnight at the door, and I asked, "Aren't you going to stay, Harry?" He shook his head. "You and Alex don't get to spend much time together, so I'm gonna get out of the way so you two can girl- talk and stuff." Alex stared at him with a weird look for a moment, then she smiled broadly. "Thank you, Harry." Harry winked at Alex and said, "Don't do anything I wouldn't do." He kissed my cheek and said, "Love you, Angel. Goodnight." Alex laughed loudly. "In other words, I can do whatever I want with her?" "I love you too, Harry. Goodnight." I stood and watched him walk off. Did those two know something I didn't? They'd been giving each other weird looks all night. I was glad they got along well now, though. Having your boyfriend and best friend feud is pretty lousy. We both got dressed for bed, although Alex had another surprise for me. She stepped out wearing a green version of the same pajamas that Harry and I wear, although mine are red and his are burgundy. Sticking out her tongue at me, she said, "Now we can match too," and winked. I laughed. "Maybe people will mistake us for twins." I sat down on my bed and reached for Mr. Bear, but Alex had him. She held his head to her ear and nodded. "You'll get your usual honey payment in the mail, Mr. Bear. They did that HOW MANY times?" Given all the weirdness I've experienced this semester, it would not have surprised me if Mr. Bear really HAD been telling tales on me, or getting honey payments from Alex in the mail. "Is he your new boyfriend, Alex?" I asked, teasingly. Alex laughed. "Give me a few minutes and I'll remember that list of ten reasons teddy bears are better than men." She held the bear to her ear again. "Okay, whisper the list to me, Mr. Bear." I giggled. "If Mr. Bear could talk, he could blackmail me pretty well." "You can trust me," Mr. Bear said. "I love you too much to betray you, Angie." I shrieked. Alex fell over laughing. "You spook easy, Angie. I've been working on magical ventriloquism. Guess I'm getting better." I tossed a pillow at her, and we beat each other up for the third time today. Alex and I have probably had enough pillow fights to be ready to go professional if there was such a thing. Finally, we both ended up on my bed, panting. I had regained Mr. Bear, who I was hugging to my chest. "Bad bear. This is all your fault." I giggled again. A thought struck me. "So who did you date in college that dumped you?" I couldn't remember who she might have been talking about. She'd told me about a few dates, but no serious relationships that I knew of. Alex's face clouded. "Just this...A special person who helped me get my act together. Helped me believe in myself when I never had. I was very much in love, but then they found out about me being a faerie, and never wanted to see me again." Alex hadn't ever told me about this. "I'm sorry, Alex." I reached over and squeezed her hand. She smiled wistfully at me. "It's not your fault. Since I got dumped, only two people have interested me romantically at all, and they're both taken." She sighed and reached over and patted Mr. Bear. "Three if you count Mr. Bear, I suppose." She laughed a little. "What, making time with MY BEAR?" I said in mock outrage, then held Mr. Bear to Alex's lips. "Hmm. He just can't keep off you, I see." Alex winked. "That's the plan. First your bear, then your boyfriend, then you." You're such a tease, I thought. "I think that if I ever actually saw you kiss Harry, I'd have a heart attack." Alex looked surprised, and her voice sounded ever so slightly shaky. "Why?" "I'd be sad that you were betraying your abiding love for Mr. Bear." I laughed and she laughed too. "You know he lives for your love, Alex." She rolled over on her back, crowding me against the wall. "I had to beat up some punks who were after your boyfriend earlier today." I blinked. "What?" "Apparently there was some sort of disaster with an enchanted soda machine that made a lot of guys' girlfriends love Harry and they came after him for revenge. So I kicked their ass." Her voice got a little more serious. "Nobody messes with my friends. Nobody." "Thanks, Alex. I'm glad you helped Harry out. I hope they don't come back." My magic takes too long in the mortal plane, and I can't kick butt without my sword, I thought. Not too much I can do to help Harry. "Harry's a friend of mine now, and I take care of my friends. If they come bother you, lemme know and I'll disembowel them for you." Her offer was casual, but I could see a glint of red in her eye. I hope she didn't hurt those guys too badly, I thought. "Well, we're off to go see Queen Glorianna tomorrow, so that probably won't be a worry." "I'm going to skip my Monday classes so I can stay through Sunday, since that's going to be Samhain. The Unseelie might try something on Samhain." "Like what?" "Like the Wild Hunt." This was not something I wanted to hear. "As in Herne the Huntsman and his pack?" Alex nodded. "On Samhain, they ride at the call of the Queen of the Unseelie, and on Beltaine, they answer to the Seelie Queen. There's all sorts of crazy stories about them, but the only thing I know for sure is that once they start on your trail, nothing can stop them except keeping out of their grasp until the sun rises on All Saints' Day and that everyone they encounter who isn't a target becomes part of the group of hunters." "They can't enter the mortal plane, can they?" "On Samhain and Beltaine, all Faeries can freely cross back and forth...and make full use of our powers in the mortal plane." "Maybe Queen Glorianna will hide us in her basement." "Even Glorianna would be swept into the chase by the Hunt." Alex stared up at the ceiling. "I pray we don't have to face them." "There has to be SOMETHING that can stop them!" "Well, if you run fast enough and keep out of their grasp until the next day, you're fine, and the Hunt can never be sent after the same person more than once." She laughed. "It's said that Queen Teleute once sent it after one of her own children so that Glorianna couldn't do it. The Hunt isn't normally sent to kill. Normally, you send it to capture someone, since it can only permanently kill mortals, and sending the Wild Hunt to kill a mortal is rather like swatting flies with a M-1 tank. " She rolled over. "Don't worry, Angel. I'll protect you." She was trying to sound strong, but I could tell she was scared too. "Thanks, Alex." I didn't sleep well that night. ********************* Splinter said: I missed all my classes on Friday, but I didn't care. We reached Kaltenberg, mother's chief castle, around noon after long riding. I was exhausted, and so was Opal. Luckily, she was expecting us, so we got to talk to her before we passed out. We met her in the Blue Room, a small parlour decorated in whites and blues, full of nice padded chairs and a wonderfully warm fireplace. We sat and sipped tea, and I tried to pretend I wasn't going out of my mind with worry. "Mother, what are we going to do?" I asked. "Who IS this person? He claims he was your husband before your mortal life." Mother frowned. "He is a dangerous madman, a faerie who has been obsessed with me for a long time, seeking revenge for events that happened only in his mad delusions. His name is Martius." Opal blinked. "Wasn't Martius your father?" She laughed in reply. "You have an uncle named Martius as well, Opal. It's a common name. He most certainly is NOT my father. All four of the Faerie monarchs met their final death together in the Great Disaster. Oberon, Titania, Martius, and Bialla would have returned by now if they still lived. They must be dead. It would not have taken them so long to be reborn." She gestured and one of the servants, a cranky old goblin named Rednose, poured her another glass of tea. "Although it doesn't stop Coyote from imitating one of them every few decades." "So why does he claim all this, then?" I asked. "He sounded really certain of it." "He's insane," Mother said. "Our kind goes crazy much easier than mortals, you know." She sighed. "He's become more cunning over the years, though. And how he managed to kidnap all of my children...but you, of course, I don't know. But I must set you to hunt him, Splinter. He will underestimate you." "You should send the Wild Hunt after him, Mother." "The Wild Hunt should never be sent after anyone who has hostages. If we try that, your brothers and sisters will die." Her voice was far too light for someone discussing something that horrible. It made my stomach churn. "If he hurts them, I'll KILL him when I find him!" I shouted. Opal reached over and squeezed my hand, whether to comfort or to warn me about shouting in front of Mother, I'll never know. "I won't let him get away with this." Mother smiled. "You really love your brothers and sisters, don't you." It wasn't a question. "I know you often have quarreled with them." I blushed a little. "Every family fights. I've had screaming matches with you, but I love you anyway, Mother." Her smile deepened. "I think you love me the most of all my children. Sometimes I think Lothwindel is simply waiting for me to die so she can have the throne." Again, she spoke with a light voice that belied her eyes. Mother never lets anyone know what she's thinking if she can help it, but I have a knack for reading her moods. Opal said quietly, "She's not the only one." I frowned. "OPAL!" Turning back to mother, I said, "That's not true. I know you and Lothwindel fight a lot, but deep down, she really does love you, Mother. We all do." Mother sighed and nodded to Opal. "I know, Opal. Such is the life of a Queen. I lead the pack, but only as long as I am strong, for when I show weakness, the wolves will pull me down. There is another reason I cannot send the Hunt after him, Splinter." "Because if it doesn't work, you'll look bad?" She sighed and nodded. "Especially if he kills them all, then escapes. Plus, I have reason to believe that Glorianna may have already sent the hunt after him once, a hundred years ago." "So who will the hunt be pursuing this year, Mother?" Opal wormed in his seat, looking uncomfortable. Mother smiled at me. "You will be pleased, I suppose. Those two mortals who you have had trouble with. Glorianna has plans for them, plans which I intend to thwart." "Why is Glorianna interested in a pair of mortals?" I asked. I knew why I was interested in them, but I wouldn't have thought they'd done anything as bad to her as they've done to me. Or as bad as they might do. I remembered the vision granted me by the mists and shuddered. I no longer envied Opal's visions of the future at all. Opal tensed slightly. Did he know something that he hadn't told me? "Queen Glorianna plans to pass them off as her daughter and Duke Ironwood's son," Mother said quietly. I began to laugh. "She...no way! She's got to be insane if she thinks that will work!" That pathetic Angela person could never convince anyone she was the Queen of the Seelie Fae's daughter. Well, she is an adequate sword fighter, I suppose. She wouldn't keep beating me if I could actually use my magic. I sighed. I shouldn't need magic to beat a mortal. Opal said, "I can't talk about Angela, but Harold has the potential to be quite a strong mage. I don't see how Glorianna could explain them not being able to assume a faerie form, though." Mother took on a lecturing tone, as if she was explaining things to idiots. "The Queen of the Seelie Fae and I both have sufficient power to turn mortals into faeries." Opal's eyes became huge, and I simply stared at Mother as if she had announced that she and Glorianna were twin sisters. "You...But I...why didn't you ever tell me before?" "Because it's a secret. It's also unreliable. Some people are simply too mundane to be transformed and survive. Others snap mentally. I've only used that power half a dozen times in my entire reign...successfully." Her voice was quiet and a little sad. "It works most reliably on infants. They are far more malleable." She paused. "You also can't control the breed which the person assumes. The last person I did it to became quite angry because they ended up as a three-headed troll." She laughed faintly. "But why them? I mean...Surely she'd want someone less...Why them?" I certainly wouldn't have chosen a mousy little fencer to pass off as my daughter. How the woman had a boyfriend was beyond me. "Because they are the mortals who her daughter and the Duke's son were to be switched for. They already shared much in common with those children, which will make it easier for her to pull off this con." "Is her daughter named...Titania?" No! That couldn't have been Angela in that vision! It wasn't possible I could be beaten that badly by a fake faerie! Opal looked as tense as I felt. "Duke Ironwood's son was named Starkherz, right?" Mother nodded. "Strongheart, after his own father, just as Titania the younger was named for Glorianna's mother. It is a common practice among the Seelie." She stared at her hands and nervously twisted her wedding ring around her fingers. "I am not yet ready to show them that I have the real Princess and the Duke's real son." "Why?" Opal asked. "They are not yet ready to face their parents. I have forged two daggers pointed at Glorianna's heart, but the forging is not yet complete. If I strike too soon, I would only break them and..." Her voice trailed off and she stared at her hands, whispering words I couldn't quite understand. Something about a spot. She sounded guilty. "I don't understand, Mother." Opal had an odd look on his face. He often gets it just before he has a vision or just before he comes to understand one he had. "Queens must use people, for the good of their subjects. Sometimes we must do horrible things. But it is always hardest when we must use those we know best." She paused. "Don't feel bad because you have to send me into danger so I can save my brothers and sisters. I understand why you're doing this. I'd gladly give my life for my family. I love you, I love them, and I love Opal, and I would do anything for any of you." I reached over and squeezed Opal's hand. "If it must be done, I will chase this monkey who has kidnapped them to the ends of the earth." "And I love you, Splinter," she said quietly. "I named you ill. You are no mere shard." "I like my name, although if I ever meet those guys who named a rat after me...It won't be pretty." Opal laughed. "I don't think they knew you." "They'll know me when I get through with them!" The conversation got sillier from there. ***************** Harry said: We all ate breakfast together the next morning, then crammed into Alex's car, since it was the only car any of us owned that was large enough to hold us all comfortably. She has a piece of junk Malibu Classic that has seen better days, like the Renaissance, maybe. Washington probably drove it home after his Farewell Address. The only good thing about it is that it has a great radio with a cd-player, which she had installed this summer. We headed through Thornton, stuck in more traffic than we had expected early in the morning, but everyone and their dog seemed to have decided they had to get to I-35 as well. I asked, "So we can actually drive all the way to Glorianna's house?" "Palace." Tanya said. "The Palace of the Stars. And we can drive all the way there. Finding somewhere to park is going to be another story." Alex laughed disturbingly. "I'm an innovative parker." This is not something you ever want to hear anyone say. "I don't suppose you can teach us that clothing changing trick on our way there, can you?" I asked. Angie nodded. "Nothing fits right when I change." "You should wear looser clothing like Harry and I do," Tanya said. "I like my clothing to fit so I don't look like I can't pick out clothing that's the right size," Angel said. "Anyway, so how do we do this?" Tanya and Thomas tried to teach us. It's a fairly simple faerie trick. You put some of your power into your clothing, then visualize it becoming what you want to be wearing. The problem is that if you don't focus clearly, you can end up with problems. I kept ending up with solid purple clothing. Angel ended up in something that resembled a blue sack with holes, then in her underwear, which made her blush horribly, then in a very plain green dress which looked like a green t-shirt sewn to a green skirt. She sighed. "I can't get everything to stay in my mind at once." I, on the other hand, could wear anything I wanted...if it was purple. "At least you're not purple. I don't like purple!" Tanya reached over and put a hand on Angel's shoulder. The green dress turned reddish gold, with golden trim, with long, right sleeves pinned at the wrist with a pair of matching golden roses. It was high in back, but low cut in front, with a hem embroidered to look like a vine-covered wall. In fact, it was lower cut than anything I'd ever seen Angel wear, including bathing suits. Angel blushed a bit. "Thanks, Tanya." She looked down at her breasts and blushed a bit more. Tanya didn't seem to notice. "Can you do me an outfit too?" I asked. She nodded. I got a nice blue silk shirt with silver buttons, covered with a black vest and a dark blue jacket with silver embroidery of little cliffs. Under that, I had blue knee length pants, gathered tightly at the bottom and long silver hose down into really silly looking shoes with turned up toes. All thankfully free of purple, but tighter than I like. I prefer loose clothing. We got out on the open highway, and suddenly the world lurched, and we were driving down a long road of silver. I was stunned to see so much silver in one place. I could buy the Earth with a few miles of road. "Is that real silver?" "As real as anything in Faerieland," Tanya said. "If you touched it with cold iron, it would turn into limestone or some other cheap rock or mineral." I shuddered slightly. Becoming a faerie had its good aspects, but I had forgotten about the downers, or at least some of them. "Does that apply to all faerie magic?" "A lot of it. If a faerie sets your house on fire, you can't put out the fire with cold iron, but if he turns your house into a cabbage, you probably could turn it back, as long as it didn't stay that way for too long." Tanya said. "How long is too long?" "Depends on how strong the faerie is, whether or not you are in Arcadia, and whether or not the magic produces a 'unnatural result'. Making a volcano erupt is natural. Making it erupt molten cheese is unnatural." I laughed at the thought. We spent the next few hours roaring through the forest and dodging around horses and carts. Most of that time was spent on etiquette lessons, not that we could learn everything, or even just what we needed in a few hours. The forest changed periodically, shifting from jungle to pine forest to old oaks to scrub brush along sharp, highly visible, and mildly surreal borders. "This is the weirdest forest I've ever seen," I noted. "Each duke, duchess, count, baron, earl, marquess, archon, khan, tsar, etc, has their own vision of what a forest should be, and weather doesn't cross the boundaries of realms, so Arcadia has some really WEIRD terrain. Especially since not all the realms are forests," Tanya said. "I've seen deserts next to rain forest." "Mr. Wilkins would explode." He was our geography teacher in high school. Tanya giggled. Her voice took on a lecturing tone. "MISS Cromwell. MISTER Crags. If you're done giggling in the back and discussing slaying orcs, perhaps you'd like to tell us about the PRODUCTS of Afghanistan?" "Sweaters?" I replied nervously, then laughed. I had done really horribly in that class. Too many facts without nice mathematical patterns to connect them. Tanya did wonderfully, though. I like science because everything fits together coherently. Tanya likes history and geography because it's so messy and unpredictable, I guess. History more so than geography, but they both have too much memorization of odd quirks for my taste. "Wombats!" Tanya shouted. "Lead!" Alex shouted. "Churches!" Angel began to giggle. "Very small rocks!" Thomas said. "Freedom fighters! Elvis!" We all babbled incoherently for a while. Shortly afterwards, the forest parted and we drove onto a vast grassy plain. A city glinted in the distance. As it grew closer, we could see a strange mix of architecture from many times and places. One of the buildings towering over the city looked like the Dome of the Rock, while another looked like a Roman coliseum, and a third looked like a tower spun from sugar and spice. The city sat by a huge lake, and other cities could be seen on the far shores of the lake, which looked sort of like a curvy plus sign with a huge island in the middle, on which sat a beautiful palace of gold and ivory and crystal. Bridges from each of the cities ran to the island. A wall surrounded each town, but buildings spilled out beyond the walls along the roads. "Behold, the Palace of Stars," Thomas said. "Okay, let's run over the formal greeting ceremony ONE more time..." ********* Angel said: I got a lot of stares as we entered the Palace and headed for the Blue Great Hall. Apparently the palace has thirty one Great Halls, used on different days of the month. This one is decorated in blue. Having the men stare at me was kinda flattering, although I kept wishing Tanya had given me a higher neckline, as it got more stares than I wanted. We were all in faerie form, of course. Dozens of faeries milled about everywhere, including even a two-headed giant in formal garb, which is a sight to see. The heralds were both sidhe, two snooty men with long red hair and formal red-gold uniforms marked with a golden G. I guessed that meant they served the Queen. They looked at us with disdain. "I suppose this means you want to go in," one said. "Sorry, the Queen is only entertaining those of Ducal rank or above, their kin, or their invited guests right now. She's expecting an important guest." Harry grinned. "Well, I'm kin of a Duke and these are my guests." The first herald rolled his eyes. "You? You look like a country bumpkin. There are no...uh...what are you?" He looked at Harry more carefully. "My mother is Lady Rowanford, the dryad, and my father is Duke Ironwood." "The Duke's son is missing." "I found myself," Harry said. "And I found someone else too." "Oh really?" the second one said skeptically. "And who might that be?" "The Queen's daughter." They both began to laugh, then actually looked at me and froze in place. "..." My turn. I stepped forward, "You don't want me to tell Mother that you kept me waiting, do you?" The second herald quietly fainted. The first one turned and threw the doors open, then blew his trumpet. Everyone in the room spun about and looked. He shouted, "Lord Strongheart and his party, Lady Aquamarine, Lord Flamehair, Wildbriar the Ogre and..." He hesitated. I smiled at him. "Lady Titania, the Queen's daughter." The room fell absolutely silent, except for someone dropping a glass on their foot. We strode forward and the mob of conversing fae nobility parted like the Red Sea for Moses. The Queen sat upon her throne, smiling at us and looking amused. She was...She was more beautiful than I can describe. I wish I could draw it for you. All faeries, even the ugly ones, are disgustingly beautiful. Well, she stood to them as they stood to most people. She was dressed in a beautiful dress of cloth of gold with red-gold trim, a rose in her hair, twined about her golden crown. Her hair was long and reddish-gold like mine in my faerie form, running down to mid- back. Her face was noble, and her eyes were a piercing blue. For a moment, I wanted to get down on my knees and worship her. Everyone else was down on their knees, though Tanya had to grab Harry's shoulder and force him to kneel. Glorianna and I stared silently at each other. I didn't know what to say. Maybe she didn't either. She broke the silence, finally. "Let us rejoice that our daughter has returned to us. We shall feast on Samhain in earnest!" There was a great cheer, and Glorianna stood, stepping down the steps of her throne. I had never seen someone look so happy in my life. I tried to speak, but nothing came out of my mouth except, "You...I..." She hugged me. "My daughter. I am very proud of you. You are everything I hoped for." "I...I have a lot of questions for you," I whispered, hugging her back. I was still scared out of my mind, and not sure what to do. I resolved to discuss the problem of having two sets of parents with Harry later. The next few hours were a blur of festivities. I ate enough to explode. I danced until my legs ached. I was introduced to hundreds of nobles and got twelve marriage proposals from people I had just met. Two of them were women. Alex was dancing on a table with some blue skinned fellow who turned into mist below his waist. A genie, I think. The sun was setting by the time the Queen finally took me aside and helped me escape from celebrating myself to death. We stood on a balcony, looking out on the lake. For a while, we simply stared out onto the waters. The sun was setting, and one of the four cities glittered prettily from its light, while the lake turned a rainbow of colors. I still didn't know where to begin. "You're probably wondering how I can be sure that you're my daughter." Her voice was light and pleasant. It seemed to always be that way, although I had only a few hours experience to go by. "Among other things." I was still in shock, trying to adjust to all this. "I marked you at your birth so I would know you when I found you. I hid the mark very well, but it shines forth now, though only I can see it, Titania." She paused. "Or would you rather I called you Angela?" "Umm...whatever you like." "Angela is a good name. Your mother has good taste in names. I look forward to meeting her." She turned and smiled at me. I could easily see her smile launching several thousand ships. "You...want to meet Mom? I mean..." "I gave birth to you, but I know you will always see her as your mother. I hope in time you may love me as you love her." Glorianna sighed a little. "We must get your family to safety soon. They will likely be in danger from the Unseelie, if they manage to link your mortal identity to your true self." A mental image of Splinter chasing my mother with a sword filled me with fear. I wouldn't let that happen. Never! "Yeah. Like that nutcase Splinter." I sighed. "Or what happened with Tanya's father." "He will be taken care of," Glorianna said. "He will be cured, if we can find the way." She paused. "Once Samhain is over, there is much I must teach you." That reminded me. "Your highness," I began. "Call me Mother," she said, smiling again. "It will be good practice." I laughed a little. "Mother, we're afraid Queen Teleute may send the Wild Hunt after us." "Not to worry. Teleute has bigger fish to fry. An old enemy has kidnapped all of her children but Splinter." "Did Splinter escape him?" Glorianna frowned slightly. "He didn't even try to capture her. I have no idea why. His name is Martius. He's a Sidhe like us, though Unseelie. He stole a large chunk of our library a century ago." She frowned more deeply. "He's very dangerous, very insane, and I think he consorts with demons." I gulped. "There are demons running around Arcadia?" "There are demons in the mortal plane as well. Don't expect red skin and a forked tail. Most demons look just like anyone else, just like angels. They blend in, most of the time. Anyone could be an angel or demon, even your friend Wildbriar." I hadn't even thought to ask Alex what her faerie name was. I liked it. "Why wasn't she Lady Wildbriar when the herald announced her." "She's not noble," the Queen said. "Most people aren't. But I can fix that. I'll make her a Countess." She thought for a moment, tapping her cheek like Mom does when she's thinking. "For her services in protecting you. Yes, that'll make a good excuse. I'd make her a Duchess, but Lady Somby would howl. And when she howls, all the harpies go on the warpath and...anyway, I'll have Raven write up the papers and proclaim it at breakfast. I'm sure we've got a spare tiara lying around somewhere." She stared off into space. "Ahh, yes, that silver one. Perfect." Returning to the balcony's reality, she said, "I could try to swing a ducal title, but that would probably cause too much trouble." "Harpies? Lady Somby?" "I'll tell you later. The many 'joys' of court politics." She made the word joys sound like a curseword. "For now, we will talk of lighter affairs. I approve of your choice of a lover. Clearly he holds your heart and he will be a politically wise husband. Duke Ironwood is probably so happy he can't even speak coherently." She laughed merrily. "And I'm glad you've already got the core of a small party around yourself. You will need good and loyal friends in the days to come, friends who know you as you truly are." She sighed. "Only two people remain who remember me as I once was, and one of them hates me." "Who?" "My lover and Queen Teleute. I can't blame Teleute for hating me. I wouldn't have executed her if she had stopped plotting against me." She sighed more. "I did many great things in my single mortal life, but I messed up several times as well. I should have simply packed her off to her husband's relatives in France. Nothing would have come of it. That is all water under the bridge." "Who were you?" Glorianna laughed. "I was Queen Elizabeth, and she was Mary, my cousin. The famous Mary, Queen of Scots. She even got her own nursery rhyme." She turned and looked out across the water. "This fellow, Martius, who kidnapped her children, was one of her mortal husbands. She blew him to bits." She thought for a moment, then sighed. "I can't remember if he was James' father, or if that was the other one. You forget a lot in hundreds of years." "If he was a mortal..." "Has anyone told you about the Great Disaster?" I shook my head. "Not in much detail." "In roughly the year 1500 as Mortals reckon it, Martius and Bialla, the King and Queen of the Unseelie Court, snuck into the Seelie Palace and tried to perform a ritual to destroy it. Titania, who you are named for, my mother, and Oberon, her husband, stumbled on it and tried to stop them. The result was a magical disaster that levelled the Seelie Palace of the time, the Palace of the Sun, and forcibly reincarnated all of the nobilities of both courts and many commoners. All were born on Earth to mortal families and lived out normal lives, never awakening to their fae heritage, until they died as mortals and awakened in the Land of the Fallen." "So Martius, the Unseelie King, ended up as one of Mary's husbands?" "A different Martius. Martius, Titania, Bialla, and Oberon were obliterated. They no longer exist. Or at least, if they have been reincarnated, they remember nothing of their past. They should have shown up by now. When your mortal form dies, you gain a perfect recall of any past lives you had as a faerie before your last rebirth. I'll tell you about that later. It is complex. Let me finish this." She sounded just a touch impatient. "Sorry." "Don't worry about it, daughter. You just have much to learn, and I was never meant to be a teacher. So, he seeks revenge for her blowing him up. She seeks revenge for my imprisoning her." "So who is my father?" I hadn't even thought about it, but suddenly, I realized I didn't have a clue. She whistled loudly, and a man stepped out onto the balcony. I had seen him earlier, and assumed from his simple black garb that he was a bodyservant or something. He was somewhat balding, but he had presence. He walked over and kissed my hand. "I was wondering when I would FINALLY get my cue." He looked familiar, but I couldn't quite place him. "You don't look like a faerie," I said inanely. "I am quite mortal. The Queen could change that, but having seen one petitioner become a six foot tall invisible chicken, I didn't want to take any chances. You may call me Will." He smiled. "You may have heard of a few plays I've written." I boggled. "You...and you're my..." "I understand you have quite a creative bent. I would like to learn more of these acting games you play." More boggling. "Sure...anytime you'd like to...uh...try them, just let me know." The thought of telling Katherine that Shakespeare was going to join us for the next D&D game made me laugh a little hysterically. She's an English major. "Umm...so how are you still alive if you're not a faerie?" "The Queen and I arranged to fake my mortal death and I came to reside in Arcadia. Any mortal brought here will never die of old age. Indeed, in some regions, mortals do not age at all, such as in the Land of Oz." "It's real?" Even MORE boggling. "Every word that Baum penned was true," Will said. I would have boggled more, but I was fresh out of boggles. "Does Dorothy look like Judy Garland?" My brain was shorting out too much to ask anything intelligent. "Is Judy Garland blonde?" Glorianna asked. "No." "Not even close then, most likely," she said. "But some time, I will arrange for you to travel there so you can see for yourself. Princess Ozma is quite a gracious host and a noble ally." The conversation got even more bizarre from there. ************ Splinter said: My mother gave me a questing crystal. It was a beautifully carved emerald rod which glowed brightly when pointed towards whoever I started thinking about. I couldn't find Martius with it...he was shielded from scrying, but I could find my brothers and sisters. I kissed Opal farewell, and mounted one of Mother's Icedrakes, great winged white dragons. They are among the most beautiful creatures in all of Arcadia, I think, with glimmering scales and diamonds for eyes. I would need speed, and they have speed to spare, for the rod indicated a very long trip was ahead of me. Time flows strangely in Arcadia, but so does space, and I intended to cheat. My mother's palace rests in the part of Arcadia most commonly visited by mortals. Even the weirdest parts of Terrestrial Arcadia still look like chunks of the mortal realm, just strangely juxtaposed. Yet, there is far more to Arcadia than most mortals dream of. Every cloud is a portal to the kingdoms of the air, a great patchwork realm of cloud kingdoms with no earth below them at all. A wise traveller can find shortcuts, and I intended to do that. Zooming into a cloud, Bluefang and I chatted and made plans as the mist surrounded us. Normally, an icedrake would clear a cloud in seconds, but entering Celestial Arcadia takes longer. Bluefang and I have known each other for years, but I hadn't seen her for months. "So how are your children doing?" I asked. "Well, that nitwit Silvertalon tried to fight three firedrakes by himself and now has no tail, but other than that, they're all doing well. How are you and your lover?" I smiled. "Opal is wonderful, as always. Mother has selected him to be Herne's avatar." Bluefang snorted in surprise. "I thought she liked him." "What?" That didn't make any sense. "Nothing." Bluefang sounded nervous now. I put my best warning tone in my voice. "Bluefang, what are you hiding?" "Umm...Sometimes people who serve as Herne's avatar go mad." "WHAT?" "Nothing. Forget it. You just imagined I said that." Most people can't read the emotions of an icedrake's face or voice, but I have the knack. I could tell she was very nervous. "Why do they go mad?" "Well, chanelling the spirit of vengeance for an entire night doesn't strike me as being good for you. Not that I would know," Bluefang said. "I mean, it's not like I've ever done it. Icedrakes never get chosen, probably because we'd crush his stag he rides around on. And of course Glorianna wouldn't pick an icedrake, anyway, so..." Bluefang was starting to babble. We broke out of the cloud into the perfectly blue skies of Celestial Arcadia. We were amongst the 'river', a thirty or so mile wide band of small cloud islands caught in a strong perpetual wind current. I checked the rod. "Head that way." You're probably wondering by now how I stayed on. Most people use a huge saddle and strap themselves on, but I just ride at the base of her neck. She's intelligent, so I don't have to use reins, and saddles are humiliating. I usually bind my legs in place with some magic, so I don't fall. Magic doesn't chafe, either. I really love flying. Bluefang banked and started tacking into the wind as best she could. "He has a tough mind, though, so I'm sure he'll be okay." I pulled a small gem out of my pocket, an opal set in a roughly hewn silver thing that was supposed to be a brooch. Opal has the delusion he can make jewelry. It's all wretched, but I wear it anyway...when he's looking. This one, however, is special. It's still ugly as sin, but I can tell if he's okay by concentrating on it. Nothing. It was like he didn't exist. Not dead...it would have told me that. Maybe it can't find him because he's going through the ritual to summon the hunt. I hope. He had to be fine. He HAD to. The flight through Celestial Arcadia took hours, where a trip by ground would have been days or weeks unless I found the right faerie roads, but since I didn't even know where I was going, that would be too dangerous. The air gradually warmed around us. We were heading into areas connected to Seelie realms. Bluefang began to sweat. "No one mentioned anything about going somewhere hot..." Well, the Seelie lands are the best place to hide them, I thought. No fool he. "Once we land, you may have to transform into something that can take the heat." Icedrakes can't stand warm temperatures. By warm, I mean much warmer than freezing. However, most Icedrakes learn a little shapechanging to a few forms that can take the heat. Bluefang could become a blue- skinned nymph or a bluebird. Or a blue cow, but she really didn't like that form. She had a knack for it, which had gotten her taunted a lot as a child, which was something I could relate to. We broke out of the clouds into Terrestrial Arcadia again. Right over a huge palace in the middle of a lake. It was night here, although it had been day in Celestial Arcadia. I was pretty tired anyway. I had a feeling I ought to know what that palace was, but I knew I hadn't seen it before. We headed away from the Palace and landed in a field, then Bluefang turned into a bluebird and I went to look for somewhere to camp. We could resume this quest in the morning. ************ Harry said: I normally do not drink. For one thing, you get sick in the morning. For another thing, you act stupid. Unfortunately, the faeries have some of the best tasting alcoholic beverages ever created, and they all sound harmless. You don't expect Pixie's Kiss to have a higher alcohol content than whiskey, especially when it tastes like apple/strawberry/cranberry juice. At least I don't expect it. My last memory of the festivities was dancing on a table with Alex and a dozen pixies. I was just starting to realize I was smashed after I tried to kiss a cute pixie girl and nearly swallowed her. She shrank me down to her size for a moment, and we kissed more successfully that time. Right as I turned back to normal, I stumbled and fell onto Alex, then passed out. I woke up in a dimly lit room with a warm body on top of me. I was wearing green silk pajamas, and so was she. A moment's thought revealed I had no clue how I got there or into the pajamas. Maybe the magic clothing shifted as appropriate, I thought. Angel felt especially heavy today. And taller than usual. And her her hair was longer. I was starting to get a really BAD feeling. It was too dim to tell her hair color for sure, but it looked pretty dark. My fears were confirmed when Alex mumbled, "Kiss me again, Angel. You too, sldfkdj..." Her voice trailed off into incoherency, leaving me to guess who the other person was. Thomas, maybe. It's not every day you wake up in bed with your girlfriend's best friend lying on top of you mumbling about kissing her. Well, maybe that happens to you frequently. I didn't know what to do. For about ten minutes, I just quietly laid there and pretended to be asleep, or maybe dead. I hope we didn't do anything foolish, I thought. Her mumbling trailed off, and for a while, she just laid quietly, breathing softly. If I hadn't been terrified of what she would do when she woke up, it would have been kind of nice. Where is Angel? How did we end up in the same bed? When a maid stuck her head in the door, saw us, got big eyes, then hurriedly withdrew, I began contemplating suicide as a career option. If this is a typical palace, even the rats will know by the time breakfast is over. A minute later, Alex muttered, "That you, Angel?" I bit the bullet. "Try Harry." Alex laughed faintly. "This must be another dream." She pulled herself up my body, so that her head was lying next to mine. "So I guess I'll just enjoy it." "It's real. I guess they just scraped us off the floor and dumped us in the same bed." She was taking this calmly, which was good, but that maid... "I ended up getting tossed on a bed with a dozen brownies one time like that at a wild party. And a stone statue that the stupid people somehow mistook for a living person." She laughed and ruffled my hair. That scared me, even though it wasn't a threat. "You're much better than a dozen brownies or a stone statue." I tried to say something, and my brain shorted out. It's good at that. "I...uh...I wouldn't know." My eyes were staring at her green-skinned hand that was still twirling my hair. Alex had rough hands, though not tremendously rough ones, with large fingers. It was a sturdy hand, rather than a beautiful one, and unadorned. She rarely wore jewelry, and I'd never seen her use nail polish. Where was her other hand, I wondered, trying to look for it without being obvious. Up under my back, pinned between me and the bed. It was holding me gently, with just the tiniest amount of pressure reminding me it was even there. As paranoia ebbed, confusion moved into the vacated space. Was she just teasing me? Had someone enchanted her? Or was this faerie fickleness at work? I had heard a lot about it, but I hadn't really thought about it before. Her face had an emotion I had rarely seen on it before. Contentment. She looked calm and at peace. Even when she's happy, Alex is usually not peaceful or serene. Just watching her soothed the fear out of me, and calmed my mind as well. We both laid there and stared at each other for a little while, just enjoying a lazy morning. Finally, Alex said quietly, "I suppose we'll eventually have to get out of bed, won't we." My nervousness returned a little. "I suppose so. So how do Faeries celebrate Samhain? And how soon can we expect the Wild Hunt to run wild over us?" "If it comes, they'll be on the way already, but luckily, it won't likely arrive until nightfall. We're about as far away from the Unseelie court as you can get. And as to celebrating...we dress up in costumes and take on another identity for the day and run wild. VERY wild." She grinned. "You never know who you are really dealing with. I'll help you and Angel disguise yourselves." She sat up on her hind legs and stretched, then got out of bed. Human hormones are bizarre. While she was actually physically in contact with me, I didn't feel any sexual impulses at all. As soon as she got out of the bed, I suddenly wanted to pull her back into it. That wasn't all I wanted. I admit I've often looked at someone and admired their body, but except for Tanya and Angel, I never had an attack this bad. It faded fairly quickly, before I could do something stupid, but it left a certain residual impulse behind, which I tried to stomp on. Dealing with desire for two women was bad enough; no way I was going to add a third to that list. Unfortunately, hormones usually don't listen to reason. ************** Angel said: After spending a very long time talking to the Queen and her consort, I finally dragged off to bed. The Queen had a very nice suite of rooms near hers waiting for me, and my own servants, which I had no idea what to do with. I think they put me to bed. At least, somehow I ended up naked in bed. Well, not totally naked. When I woke up, I was wearing a long tunic, but that was about it. At first, I thought the man sitting in a chair nearby whittling was a servant. Then I noticed how nicely he was dressed in blue and gold garb that didn't look like palace livery at all. Also, his clothing was nineteenth century high society in style, not the pseudo-Renaissance of most of the court. Thirdly, servants don't carry swords. "You've woken up," he said. I was groggy. "Umm...do I know you?" "This is our first face to face meeting. My name is Martius." Fear ran through me. I couldn't even remember if I brought a sword, but I certainly didn't have one on me. How had he gotten into the palace? Of course, this might be some other Martius. "Umm...nice to meet you." "Yes, I am the Martius you are thinking of. My affinity is thoughts." He smiled pleasantly, but his hard eyes filled me with fear. "I have waited a long time. A very long time for you to be reborn." I had a VERY bad feeling I knew where this was going. "As far as I know, this is the first and ONLY time around for me." I think I'm going to have to go see if there are any fairy minister I can discuss theology with, I thought. I was fuzzy on what faeries believed religously, but this wasn't covered in my sunday school classes. He laughed. "Oh, it's been a very long time, Ariadne, and I'm sure you won't remember any of it until your mortal form dies. That's the usual way it works. But I remember. I remember everything. I made a deal." He grinned, showing his teeth, and for just a moment, I had the irrational fear that he was going to suddenly turn into a wolf or something and eat me. What big teeth you have, grandmother... "My name is Titania, not Ariadne." "There are few acts of ego more colossal than naming one's children after oneself." He laughed. "I must at least give that bitch Teleute that much credit." "Huh?" Named after my grandmother, yes. Named after the Queen, no. "The Queen is named Glorianna." "Bialla and Titania always did believe in placing wheels within wheels. They are good intriguers. I'll give them that." He paused and looked hard at me. "Hmm. I didn't think of that. That would mean that...no, that's not possible. Medea was never that stupid." He must be nuts, I concluded. But also dangerous. I glanced down at my hand. I was wearing my ring of protection from faerie magic. That might help. He laughed. "By taking on a faerie mien, you have forfeited any protection that might give you. Of course, the difference is only semantics and awareness ANYWAY, but still...magic is often all about semantics." "Did you come here to confuse me, or did you have something else on your mind?" "I wanted to confirm a theory. It disturbs me somewhat. I have trafficed with dangerous allies in my quest, and I increasingly find that it displeases me when they are right about certain things. Tell Glorianna that I know everything, and that if she tries to perform the Rite of Enlightenment again, I will kill her BEFORE I kill Teleute." He glanced about and frowned. "Visitors coming. We shall meet again." He got up and opened the elaborate wardrobe that stood by one wall. It was full of warm woolen cloaks and coats, and fur coats as well, with a few dresses on the side. He pressed admidst them, and suddenly a blast of arctic air erupted out of the wardrobe, blowing snow about the room. The wardrobe doors flew wider open, then slammed shut. What did he just do to the...Someone tell me he didn't just go to Narnia. No one told me that, but shortly afterward, I heard Tanya arguing with one of the maids. "I tell you, I'm a friend of hers!" "About eighty 'friends' of hers have come by in the last two hours, dearie. She's sleeping. The lady needs her rest." I half remembered the voice from last night. An old white-haired sylph, I think. Her name escaped me. "Come in, Aquamarine!" I shouted. Aquamarine laughed and came in. Irene was with her. The sylph stood in the doorway and smiled, then came in after them, and started over to the wardrobe. "Umm...someone claiming to be Martius just...uh...left through the wardrobe." I felt really silly saying that. The sylph jumped back, then stared at the snow on the floor. "Oh my. I'll go alert the guards." She ran off. Aquamarine said, "Martius was here?" "He said some...weird things." Irene frowned and helped me out of bed. "Let's get you dressed for the festivities." "He threatened to kill the Queen if she performs something called the Rite of Enlightenment again. He..." I was shivering as they dressed me. I didn't even ask myself why we were doing this the hard way when I could have just changed the tunic...then again, given my state of mind, I might have ended up in a straitjacket. Aquamarine blinked. "You can't do something AGAIN if you've never done it." "What is it?" I asked. Irene said, "It's an old faerie myth. Supposedly, anyone who performs the Rite of Enlightenment gains affinity in ALL forms of magic. You'd practically be a god. Of course, every story about it ends with disaster. It's just another warning about grasping after too much power. My favorite was the one with the ten headed troll who found it, and discovered you had to cut off nine heads over a period of nine hours to perform it. It kept him so busy, he bled to death just before he would have finished the Rite, which he was counting on to enable him to heal himself." If that was her favorite, I didn't want to hear the other versions, I thought. She and Tanya had finished dressing me up. It was a very simple and fairly demure orange dress. I liked it. Irene said, "Now we have to brainstorm some good costumes." "Do we go trick or treating too?" I laughed at the thought. "A lot of faeries do, but we'll be celebrating here. Now come on, and let's figure out some good costumes." Irene's stomach grumbled. "And more importantly...food!" ************** Splinter said: By the time I actually got inside, I knew it was Glorianna's palace. Luckily, it was Samhain, so I disguised myself as a blonde Maid Marian and snuck inside. This way, I could carry a bow, and no one would care. Of course, Maid Marian didn't have a bluebird, but I told everyone who asked that it was the bluebird of happiness. That got a few laughs. The downside of it being Samhain was that Martius could be anyone I was looking at, and I might never know. Heck, my family could have escaped and decided to crash the party for all I knew. It was breakfast and the place was already a madhouse. I was also totally lost. The palace was huge, and for obvious reasons, I had never been there. Finally, I staggered into one of the dining halls and decided to simply snarf some food. Might as well take advantage of the royal hospitality. Then I might be able to find someone who could tell me where to find a staircase, as the rod was indicating I needed to go deeper into the building. ************** Harry said: I've always like Robin Hood, so with a little help from Alex, I finally managed to put together a nice outfit from the clothing in the suite, which according to the servants, was mine to use as I liked for the duration of the stay. Invite as many ladies as I wished, one well-groomed satyr said. I groaned. I didn't want to be known as Lord Mack Daddy. When he launched into the tips on how to handle a love affair with an ogre, I knew I was doomed. At least he waited until Alex left. She said she was going to go confab with Angel about a costume for herself and let the servants hustle me off to breakfast. Everyone was unrecognizable, unless you knew their voices well, and not even then. I'd met a ten foot tall troll the previous night, but now he was a three inch tall pixie. Apparently some pixie hero named 'Golden Arrow', but I had never heard of him, so I just told him it was a great costume. It was. At least I didn't get any efforts to seduce me, unlike the previous night. On the other hand, I lacked the knowlege to successfully join in any of the breakfast conversations, which all concerned people, places, and things I had never even heard of, so I just listened quietly. A blonde woman with a bow sat down next to me. She looked mortal, although I knew she probably wasn't, and she was wearing very nicely authentic twelfth century women's garb, although the shortbow and quiver wasn't a normal accessory. She had a plateful of food. "You wouldn't happen to..." She looked at me, then laughed. "Robin Hood?" I nodded and smiled. "And you're Maid Marian?" I bet Alex got Angel to do this disguise and sent her here as a joke. "The real one probably had a beard, you know." "I don't fake beards well. I can't even grow a beard well." I ate some melon. "Any word on what the sheriff of Nottingham is up to?" She smiled. "Kidnapping, I think. I must seek him in the floors below this one, but I know not the way to the stairs. Can you help me?" I laughed. "I don't know the way well, but I'd be happy to improvise. So where is Little John and Friar Tuck and Will Scarlet?" The bluebird on her shoulder chirped. I hadn't noticed it before. She fed it a sugar cube. "Don't mind Bluey," she said. "I would be very grateful." She thought for a moment. "I believe the Sheriff has them." She frowned. I played along, although I was starting to wonder if this was Angel or not. She sounded like Angel, but...something wasn't quite right. Probably just some other person, who sought me out because by chance our costumes matched thematically, I thought. We finished eating, and I got up, offering her an arm. "Let me escort you, Lady Marian." She laughed. "Lead on, Sir Robin." We wandered through a maze of pranks and dancing, out into the halls, which were mostly empty. Several minutes of mindless wandering took us to the top of a staircase. She released my arm and bowed. "Thanks." "You're welcome. I guess I'll go look for my friends now. Assuming I can recognize them." She smiled. "Make new ones. Samhain is a time for endings, but also for new beginnings. Besides, you'll never find them unless you planned a meeting in advance." She muttered something I couldn't quite hear, and her expression clouded. "Perhaps one day, I can repay you." The bluebird chirped, and she turned to the stairs. "I never forget aid given me." "Or an insult. Which you get quite more of," a cold male voice said from behind me. I turned and saw a man, dressed in a Victorian suit-coat, with short black hair run through with streaks of grey. He was a huge bear of a Sidhe, most of whom were frail, while he was powerfully large. "That's a mean thing to say," I said. "Well, she is smarter than you, but not by much. She at least has the excuse of having been raised from birth to be a pawn, while you are simply a sucker." "MARTIUS!" She shouted. "WHERE ARE MY SIBLINGS?" "Far off in a frozen wasteland. However, there's some nice figurines that you've been detecting in the basement." He yawned. "You shouldn't have thought I'd be so stupid as to shield myself but not them. Anyway, in three minutes, the Wild Hunt will arrive and level this place. Catching you up in the middle of it is just a little bonus prize." 'Maid Marian' blinked. "How could they get HERE so fast?" "Who are you and what's going on here?" I tried to demand. "My name is Martius, 'Robin', and I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself for your benefit. I suggest you take this chance to start running." Far off, I heard a horn blow. "And as for your question, 'Maid Marian', it is already night at your mother's home. I suppose this will be the first time a direct portal has been opened from here to there since the Great Disaster." He raised his cane. "Two minutes. Better put on your trackshoes." I asked Maid Marian, "Can he do it?" "The Wild Hunt is no threat to me, Martius!" She drew a sword from...somewhere. He laughed. "Have it your way." He fought her, staff to sword. He was good, much better than her, the best fighter I had ever seen. I could tell he was only barely even having to try. She could tell too, and it frustrated her. I wanted to join in, but I only had a bow. There weren't any plants handy, but then I had an idea. Been a while since I played football, I thought. I dived low and tackled his legs. He didn't even notice me in time, and he went flying. "Not bad. However, I was fighting people when your great- great-great-great-grandparents didn't even exist. Your country didn't even exist when I was last a king. If you think you can win, you're a fool." 'Maid Marian' simply charged him again, but he raised his hand and shouted something. The air cracked open behind him, and we could see a huge, dark clearing. A horde of wolves and ravens followed a man on a stag, a naked horned man carrying a spear. His eyes glowed red, and his horde charged towards the growing circle that had cut a hole between places in the air. Through a window in the wall, I could see clouds forming in seconds, boiling together and blocking out the sun. It was time to RUN. I grabbed her and took off running as the horde pulled through the gap. Martius took off himself through another smaller hole in the air just before the horned man rode through the first gate. "Got any idea how we can get out of this mess?" I asked as we sprinted off down the hallway with a horde of wild animals and a spear wielding maniac on our tail. She paused and gestured, sealing the hallway with a wall of ice. "That will buy us a few seconds." She sighed. "We need to get outside. I can get us to safety, then." I noted the bluebird was flying along side us. "Hitching a ride on your bird?" I joked. 'Maid Marian' laughed. "Something like that." We kept running. I had the feeling I was forgetting something. **************** Angel said: Alex found us while we were still arguing costume choices. "I dressed up Harry as Robin Hood, Angel. Want help doing a Maid Marian outfit?" I laughed. "You gonna be Little John, Alex?" "Of course." Tanya frowned. "Not too many women in that legend." Irene laughed. "You can be Friar Tuck." They tussled for several minutes after that, but finally, we worked everything out with me as Maid Marian, Alex as Little John, Irene as Friar Tuck, much against her will, Thomas as Will Scarlet, and Tanya also as Friar Tuck, even MORE against her will. We all looked like mortals thanks to the disguise magic, although all of us except Irene were in faerie form under the disguises. We set off to find Robin Hood. Several wild gooses chases sent us hither and yon, and finally, we gave up and grabbed some food, then set out again. It was at that point when clouds suddenly covered the sky, darkening much of the palace. Screams and sounds of fighting erupted in the distance. Thomas frowned. "I can't believe the Unseelie are crazy enough to do this. How did they even get here?" A horn sounded, and the fighting faded, but the sound of a horde moving through the palace didn't subside. Irene swore. "The Wild Hunt." Tanya began cursing in several different languages. Alex looked terrified. Irene was shaking. Thomas frowned. "We don't know that." "We've got to get out of here!" Irene shouted. "Aquamarine, we have to get Mother to safety!" "Alex, Thomas, get Angel to the Queen's quarters. Irene, get to Mom and make sure she doesn't do anything crazy. I'm going to go see if it really is the hunt." Thomas frowned. "What if it sweeps you up into the hunt?" "If I don't show up in twenty minutes, assume the worst." She looked worried and scared, but also determined. "The hunt doesn't hurt those it turns into hunters, anyway." "You're planning to go find Harry," Alex said quietly. Tanya jumped. "Uhh..." I had temporarily forgotten. "HARRY! We have to find him! I'm going with you!" "The hunt isn't after me or him! It's after you!" Tanya shouted. "The Queen can protect you, or send you away, or something! You've got to go with them." "How do you know it's after me?" "You're the Queen's only heir. If she dies without one, it will mean a civil war!" Tanya frowned. "Alex, you'll make sure she gets to safety, won't you?" Alex nodded. "Be careful, Tanya." Tanya thought for a moment. "Thomas, come with me. Maybe you can get some of the palace fires to help us. If I just wander mindlessly, I'll never find him." Alex began dragging me away. "TANYA!" I shouted. "He'll be safe, Angel. Don't worry," Thomas said, putting a hand on my shoulder. "I won't let him get hurt." I sighed. They were right. I went with Alex, praying they would be okay. "Does this happen often, Alex?" "Only twice in four hundred years. Normally, Samhain ends before they could ever reach here. How they got to the Palace so fast...I can't understand it." We walked through the halls. There were sounds of anarchy in the distance, but we saw hardly anyone. The Hunt, if that was what it was, didn't get any closer. The Queen's Quarters were in a state of anarchy. Servants were running about in total panic, as the Queen conferred with various nobles, and a tiny female pixie and a red-skinned fanged gentleman in nice clothing sat by a crystal ball, staring into it. We were quickly ushered into the Queen's presence. "Mother, is it really the Wild Hunt?" I asked. She turned to me. "Yes, child. It is after you and your lover." Few words could have done a better job of panicking me. "HARRY!" I turned to run off blindly to find him, and only Alex's firm grip held me in place. "Snap out of it Angel! You can't fight the Wild Hunt! They're unstoppable!" The queen sighed. "Indeed. Even I could be compelled to join the Hunt." Horns blew nearby and we could hear smashing noises. "And soon, I may." The pixie looked up. "The Hunt's targets are Princess Titania and Lord Strongheart." For no apparent reason, Alex suddenly started, then stared off into space, looking very scared. I leaned over and asked, "What's wrong?" She wouldn't say anything. Before I could ask more, the Queen said, "We must send you to safety and pray that the Hunt cannot jump the intervening space so easily as it did to get here." Fear was starting to overwhelm me. I shuddered. Was this how it all was going to end? "There has to be SOME way to stop it!" "Only a miracle can stop the Hunt, but if you can elude them to the next sunrise, you will be safe." She turned to a servant. "Bring the Mirror of Daedalus." "What is that?" I asked. My body was shaking, and Alex hugged me and whispered comforting words, which I ignored them, since I couldn't believe them. I don't indulge myself in despair often, but I had taken a double helping this time. "It will take you to where its double resides, untraceably." The Mirror was dull and dingy, with a huge bronze frame carved with Greek letters. The queen touched each one, spelling out some greek phrase which was, well, greek to me. The image shifted to a great rotunda. I could hear waves crashing faintly through the mirror. "Go quickly." The smashing was even closer, and I heard wolves howl and ravens cry. Alex said, "Are you ready, Angel?" I wasn't. She had to drag me through the mirror. I was screaming for Harry. The last thing I saw in the room was the walls starting to bulge next to the door we had entered through. Alex carried me. Two servants followed us. The mirror we stepped out of turned back into an ordinary mirror almost immediately. I don't remember much of what came next. I screamed and kicked and cursed Alex, the Queen, my parents, Splinter, the world, various gods, God, a bully named Timmy I hadn't seen since the third grade, and the Unseelie Queen. Finally, I collapsed and just cried and cried. They fed me, although they had to fight me to get me to eat. All I wanted to do was scream and run off to find Harry. I turned back to my mortal form at some point, and so did Alex, probably so she wouldn't accidentally crush me. We were in the medieval equivalent of a beach house, a small manor house on a hill overlooking a beautiful beach. I would have appreciated it more if I hadn't been incoherent and mildly insane. Make that very insane. I calmed down a lot once I turned back to normal, though. Mortals can't match faeries for incoherent rage. Alex held me through it all, keeping me from doing anything too stupid, even though I cursed her out and tried to beat her to death. We sat on the steps of the manor in front, and she watched the sea, trying to soothe me. Either I wore out, or her words worked, or both. Exhausted, I finally collapsed and fell asleep. The stars were glittering over head when I woke back up, drained but calm. Alex had dragged me back inside and put me in a bed. She was sitting by the bed, reading a book, when I woke up. "What time is it?" "It's almost midnight. About six more hours of Samhain, and then it's all over?" "Any news of Harry?" "The Queen sent word that the Wild Hunt left the palace, chasing an icedrake." She frowned. "Half the people in the palace are now part of the Wild Hunt until it ends. No one knows how an ICEDRAKE of all things got there. Or how Harry convinced it to take him. We don't know for sure he left on it, but it had two riders and apparently, it seemed pretty clear the Hunt was after either it or its riders, so unless Harry somehow turned into an icedrake..." "I'm sorry I hit you, Alex. You were just trying to protect me and I freaked out and..." I felt really bad about it. Alex got up off the chair and came over and sat down on the bed. "I'm not mad. If you had been in danger, and I wasn't able to help you, I'd lose it completely. I l...You're my best friend, Angel." She reached over and clasped my hand. "You're not mad because I dragged you off before you could go find him, are you?" She sounded worried. I shook my head. "I wish I could be with him, but I couldn't really help him. Not if the Wild Hunt is so invulnerable. It has to have some kind of weakness." Everything supernatural has a weakness. "The Fae have never found one that I know of." She sighed. "Angel, have you ever..." She trailed off, and looked thoughtful. "I mean, you and Harry...Well, sort of. Umm. Donny was claiming that..." I laughed. "Never believe anything Donny says without a lot more proof. He thinks he is all knowing." I dragged myself up to a sitting position. "Did he claim he slept with Tanya on the roof of the Dorm or something?" She threw back her head and laughed, then sighed. "Angel, do you...do you believe in fate?" I blinked. "No. Well, sort of. I believe in God and that God gets what He wants in the long term. So that's fate, to the extent that fate exists. However, we can certainly go against what He wants, so fate isn't immutable, at least in the short term." That didn't sound right. "I mean...we have free will, but even if we wreck something God wants, He finds a way to turn it to good purposes." I decided to shut up. Theology isn't my strongpoint. I cocked my head. "Something's bugging you. What's wrong, Alex?" Alex gets evasive when she's really worried about something and has a hard time speaking coherently. "I just...this morning...I thought it was a dream, and then I got too distracted to really think about it, but...he must think...I wouldn't have...without asking...we didn't..." Alex was making less sense by the minute. "Something strange happened to you this morning?" A memory struck me, and suddenly, I had a pretty good idea what must have happened. This reminded me of a time we both went to a party back in high school, one of the few times we ever went to a 'high school party' style party, and she somehow ended up going to bed with this guy and having mad passionate sex. Then he left after she fell asleep, and for days she wasn't even sure if it really happened. Alex did some utterly insane things in high school. She was trying too hard to find a guy, and she got hurt a lot. "I...I was in bed with a guy when I woke up." She turned and stared at the floor. "I thought it must be a dream. I didn't even remember going to bed at all, so I thought I must have passed out after dancing all night." She sighed. "So then what happened?" She's been rejected again, I thought. I reached over and hugged her tightly. Normally, Alex relaxes when I do that, but this time she stayed tense. "I just flirted with him. We weren't even naked or anything. I guess they found us passed out on top of each other and tossed us in the same bed. I never realized the nobility parties so hard. Commoners like me don't get invited too often." She sighed harder. Maybe this will cheer her up. "Ahh, but you're going to be a Countess. Mother would have promulgated the decree today, but...well, things kinda went nuts." Alex blinked. "The Queen is going to give me a title?" "We'll call you the Countess of Pillow Fights." That got a laugh out of her. "So what happened with the guy you woke up with?" She gulped. "I wouldn't have flirted with him if I hadn't thought it was a dream. I mean, you know I don't go after people who are taken." Her voice was strained again. "And I don't want to cause any trouble, or anything. I just..." "Is it someone I know?" Not that I know many people around the court. "How did he react?" "I think I embarrassed him pretty badly." She flushed. I bet she really does like him, but she's too shy to say it, unless she thinks it's a dream. Alex is no good at expressing her feelings coherently. And if the guy is actually taken...I sighed. Poor Alex. "So is this a guy you like, but he's taken so you're trying to forget about him?" She blushed horribly. "I used to hate him, but now I...uh...I'm starting to understand why he's taken." Alex turned and looked at me, looking scared. "And I can't tell if I really like him, or if I'm just desperate. All my relationships end so horribly and..." I hugged her tighter. "At least you have the courage to have relationships. All I ever did was sit back and hope until I started dating Harry." "But you got it right the first time," she said, sighing. "I...I...I have such a stupid heart." "You have a wonderful heart, Alex. One day, you're going to find a really special guy." This was the sort of thing she told me all the time in high school, and I felt hokey saying it, because it's one of those huge cliches, but in my case, it had come true, so I had an excuse. "He'll give you more love than you know what to do with it. You just have to be patient." What a load of worthless advice, but I didn't know what to say. "Of course, Mr. Bear will be heartbroken if you find someone else, but..." Alex laughed, and finally began to relax. "Can I borrow your two boyfriends while I wait for him to show up on the wandering boyfriend table?" I blushed. "I only have one boyfriend." "So Thomas is really female? Kinky." I was forced to noogie her. "ALEX!" We wrestled for a while, and she won as usual. "So if Thomas offered to swap partners with you for a night, would you say yes?" I blushed. "We only all had sex in the same room once, and that was because we were temporarily insane." That was NOT what I meant to say. "I mean, uh..." "In other words, yes?" Her voice was teasing, but it had an odd tone to it. It didn't take too much thought. "Well, maybe..." "Would Harry be willing to do it?" "Alex!" She sighed. "I'm sorry. I shouldn't pry, I just..." Very quietly, I said, "He would. He's loved Tanya since he was itty bitty." "But he chose you over her?" I smiled, feeling just a tiny twinge of triumph. "Yes. But it doesn't stop him from having feelings for her. It drives me nuts, but then...Thomas kinda..." It was embarrassing to admit. "He's a good kisser." That wasn't quite what I meant to say either. "Angel, do you think..." she yawned. "I think all the time." She noogied me for that, as was her right. "Maybe we'd better switch places. I ought to stay up in case the Wild Hunt shows up, but I'm getting tired." I got out of the bed. "You sleep. I need to get some food." My tummy was rumbling. She tossed off some of her layers of clothing, then clambered into the bed. "Mmmmm. Nice and soft. I'll just take a..." Yawn. "tiny little nap." She slipped off to sleep. I let her sleep, and stayed up on watch, since I had gotten plenty of rest. I ended up fretting about Harry all night. ************************* Splinter said: 'Robin Hood' and I got outside the palace, barely keeping ahead of the Hunt. It helped that it had split up several times, fanning out hunting for its targets. I hoped we would be outside the hunting zone once we got outside. For some reason, the Hunt wouldn't stop chasing us. I was too distracted to think about why. We ran out a door into a large courtyard. "Bluefang, transform!" Bluefang began to transform, but it was slow. The first wave of wolves broke through the doors into the garden. They're going to get us before we can get onto Bluefang. I resigned myself to getting swept into the Hunt, and prayed that the rumors Bluefang had told me were not true. 'Robin Hood' turned and shouted out something in a strange tongue. I have little aptitude for plant magic, but I could tell it was a spell. The grass latched onto the wolves, who were slowed in their approach. Bluefang continued to transform, wrecking a large chunk of the garden. 'Robin Hood' stared in shock. "You have your own DRAGON?" "Technically, she's an icedrake. Come on." I climbed up onto Bluefang, and hoisted him up behind me. "FLY! Hold on tight, 'Robin'." He laughed. "You should have brought your friend on our last raid against the Sheriff, 'Marian'." I giggled as we rose into the air. I shouted down at the Hunt, "Tell the Sheriff he loses again!" Then the ravens swarmed after us. The wolves transformed, becoming more ravens. "SHIT!" 'Robin' shouted. Bluefang began flying faster, but the ravens matched her. We flew upwards towards the cloudbank. "Hold on really tight. This is gonna get dangerous." "I'm glad I don't get motion sickness. Mom would be puking by now," he observed as Bluefang began to zig-zag randomly, trying to throw off the ravens, who came on, never tiring. We plunged into the fog and could no longer see them. It was at that moment that I realized that unless Mom had gotten confused and sent the Wild Hunt after ME, that I had to be carrying Harold Crags. It was a good disguise. I would never have recognized him. The Wild Hunt wouldn't still be chasing us, otherwise. "Did we lose them?" He asked as we plunged through the clouds. We had been in them too long, I thought. We should have broken through to Celestial Arcadia. Was the Hunt somehow closing the border? Or had Martius done something to us? I sighed. "No. I can hear them, and we should be out of this cloud by now." He suddenly started. "ANGEL! Angel is still in there! I was so busy running for my life...Oh God, Angel, I'm sorry...I...I hope you're okay." He shut up, then sighed. "I'm sorry, I shouldn't make you listen to me rant. My girlfriend is in there and if anything happens to her, I just...I'd go mad." It was him. He'd probably take his chances and jump if he knew who I was. I sighed. My anger at him and his lady had cooled. Martius was far more important. But if I let him get away, Mother will be angry. But I owe him. He used his magic to stop the wolves and...Wait, he actually stopped the wolves? Nothing stops the Wild Hunt...but then again, my ice barrier had stopped them for a little while. I felt confused and didn't know what to do. I wish you were here, Opal, I thought. I need your wisdom. "I wish my boyfriend was here, too." He laughed faintly. "My name is Harry, by the way. What's your name?" You shouldn't give out your true name like that, I thought. You're so trusting. I suddenly realized I wouldn't be able to take him to Mother, even though I should. He was just a pawn in a bigger game. I knew too well what that was like from my childhood. Luckily, the Wild Hunt never spoke, so it couldn't tattle. He had put his trust in me. I've been betrayed and taunted and put down so many times...only Opal ever puts his trust in me, and sometimes Mother. Mother hadn't actually sent me to catch him, I rationalized to myself. That was the Wild Hunt's job. If I save my siblings, she won't care. He might be able to help. I couldn't bring myself to tell him the full truth, but some of it wouldn't hurt. "My name is Jennifer. I...I know you from school." He boggled visibly. "Jennifer Cochrane?" "That fellow Martius has kidnapped my faerie siblings. Will you help me rescue them?" He gulped. "I don't know how much help I'll be, but...once this is over, I'll help you if I can. I owe you for saving me. How long do we have to run to get away from the Wild Hunt?" "Until the next sunrise." "ACK!" The cloudbank continued endlessly. Not seeing the ravens was worse than seeing them. I wasn't sure if they were still chasing us. "Bluefang, dive. I can't stand this not seeing them. We can't even be sure they're still chasing us." Bluefang dove. We plunged out of the clouds and into a sparse forest. The reason it was sparse was that it was a ruins overgrown with trees. I frowned. Arcadia doesn't have any ruins. Abandoned places gradually evaporate, but this looked like a centuries old ruins. Unless some strange fae had created a realm that contained a fake ruins. However, no crows plunged out of the clouds, so I decided to land. "Let's land. I think we lost them." "Any idea where we are?" Harold asked. "Not a clue, but it beats being chased by the Wild Hunt." What am I going to do about you? ******************** Epilogue: Martius put down his bag of plunder in one corner of his laboratory and went to check on his prisoners. They were still alive and quite well restrained. One of them even spat at him, so he kicked her in the face and went back to his loot. As he was unloading the items he had filched from Glorianna's collection of arcane objects and tomes, the door opened. "Hello, Caligoro," he said. "Did the stone work?" Caligoro was a tall, red-skinned horned man with small beady black eyes. He was dressed in robes and wearing a turban. Tiny flames wreathed him. Martius tossed him the glowing blue stone and three scrolls. "Here's what you requested and your stone back." He wanted to keep the stone, but Martius was a man of his word, especially when dealing with very powerful fae. Assuming Caligoro was really a faerie, which he suspected might not be the case. "Very good. Good luck with your experiments. If you require more assistance, you know where to reach me." He turned to go. "Actually, I do have one question," Martius said. "Do you know yet what happened to Medea and the others?" Caligoro frowned. "I would give much to know that for sure. She hid them from me after they died, but they must be out there, somewhere...Perhaps they are simply hidden like you." He grinned. "Well, hidden BETTER than you." Martius frowned. "I WANT them to know I still live. I want her looking over her shoulder every moment. I want..." Caligoro was quite aware of what Martius wanted. It made him a wonderfully easy to manipulate pawn. Much more reliable than the boy, who was starting to worry Caligoro. Opal sees too much, he thought, unlike Martius, who cannot see past his revenge. He smiled and began making further plans.